man on a motorcycle

You know, in all those “humans are the creepy/fucked up alien species” posts I can’t believe we haven’t touched on organ donation yet. 

 When they heard that the human general had fallen ill to a disease of the organ known as the liver the troops began to hope that it might turn the tide of the war. Research indicated that such diseases could be fatal after all. The organ did something similar to the flagulaxin in that it filtered out toxins so when it stopped functioning the human would slowly be poisoned to death by his own body. Or so they believed.

But then he came back.

A foot soldier was captured and answers demanded. Was it a medication? Had the sickeness been a ruse to fool them?

“Nah, man. This kid on a motorcycle wiped out on the I9 freeway so they gave the general his liver since they were a match.”

“They…what?”

“They gave him his liver. The kid was dead, and he was an organ donor. And he was a genetic match to the general.”

“They…cut the liver out of one of your young and placed it in an elder and it…worked?”

“I mean, he wasn’t that young. Mid twenties or something. But yeah, that’s essentially it.”

The interrogator and his assistant both regurgitated their most recent meal and ran from the room. Living in places like the “Australia” were one thing, but taking the organs of dead bodies and placing them in the living? What was WRONG with this species?

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1956 BSA 500 Cafe Racer | Brat Tracker | DBD34 | Gold Star

The Gold Star dominated the Isle of Man Clubmans TT in 1956 | The DBD34 had a 180 kph 110 mph top speed

Vintage BSA Motorcycles | Birmingham Small Arms Company Limited | Produced motorcycles from 1912 - 1972 notably the Gold Star & Rocket | 1965 Orange Spitfire

Imagine:
Your parents don’t like your boyfriend, Andy, so they forbid you to see him. However, some nights you sneak out of your bedroom window to meet him a little further down the block.