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The Chronological Superman 1961:

Lois has had more than her fair chance to explore wedded bliss with the Man of Steel in a series of imaginary stories in her eponymous book, but Lana Lang also gets a shot in an imaginary tale told in its entirety in Superman’s Girlfriend Lois Lane vol.1 No.26. 

If it’s any consolation to Lois, the Lana/Superman arrangement ends in tears when toxic masculinity ill-prepares the Man of Tomorrow from accepting life with a successful career gal, basically. This is why you don’t date people from work.

People who are complaining about Superman’s glasses disguising his identity have obviously never worn glasses. You take them off around your friends, people who see you every single day, and they’re like ,,WHAT THE FUCK, YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT! IS THAT HOW YOUR EYES LOOK LIKE?! NO WAY! WHO ARE YOU???“