man idk i really like these lines

Saddest line in Starwars

Alright so can we all agree that the saddest line is “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…” ????

Because let me just tell you right there - they are getting ready to throw down some angsty and we just didn’t know it. Little old us, first time we ever see these movies we don’t know what were about to get. We go into these movies expecting to see an epic space-battle-war insanity, and we get it. We go to see an epic bromance for the ages, and we get it. We go to see intrigue and intensity and battle and war and things that make a movie great - and we get it. We go to see made-families, and culture completely foreign to us, and to see space as we can only dream it - and we get it.

But we also get betrayal, and anger, and political shit. We get death, and pain, and regret - and we get to see it all go down, and we get to see it all go in a cycle. 

And it’s already happened. 

A long time ago. A galaxy far far away - yet not far enough.

We can’t change anything, we can only watch parallels in our own universe and we can only say “Oh. That’s what it meant,” 

We can only see the cycle continue.

Somewhere, our story has already been written. 

Somewhere, someones already suffered as we have.

We go forward.

anonymous asked:

man I don't think you can really say bro is brainwashed but gamzee's just evil when you can argue that gamzee's also possessed by cal. they even have really similar relationships to how he's formed, ie part of their souls exist inside lil cal already. which is probably a good explanation for how lil cal is able to brainwash them when he doesn't brainwash, like, dave, who is around him his whole childhood. idk, I just think gamzee's more complicated than "evil ass hole"

As it happens, Gamzee has a line I never gave much weight to before noticing Bro’s SAW interest that I’m more inclined to take seriously now, that suggests Gamzee and Bro’s relationship to Cal WAS intrinsically different:

But even if Bro is kind of a noble captor figure holding Cal back, I still wouldn’t think it excuses any of what he put Dave through. He’s still an awful dude.

As for Gamzee, here’s the main problem with reading him as “just” brainwashed.

Gamzee doesn’t require Lil Cal’s presence to go evil. In fact, Gamzee doesn’t seem to require ANYTHING to turn evil. 
But even if like, Doc Scratch ALWAYS teleports Lil Cal into Gamzee’s presence to trigger his personality shift, I don’t think it would matter.
The weight of the sheer SCALE of Gamzee’s devotion cements his place as an ultimately willing accomplice/acolyte to Caliborn’s Dark Carnival. 

And it kind of makes Gamzee fucking terrifying and a fantastic villain.

I’ll explain my reasoning here.

We know for a fact that Gamzee snaps and kills all his friends in at least one Doomed timeline. This is the source for half the code used in the creation of Doc Scratch. There’s no implication that Lil Cal is involved here at all. 

But again, let’s assume Lil Cal was here again. It doesn’t matter.

Because there is canonically, explicitly, no timeline in the history of Gamzee where Gamzee ever, ever, EVER chooses to rebel. Gamzee Makara simply does not ever choose his friends over Lord English.  In any timeline. Ever.
How do I know?

Lets talk about Ghosts for a minute. The fandom has historically kind of taken these guys for granted, and loose fandom consensus is that they aren’t coherent/who has what ghosts is arbitrary. This is incorrect!

Pretty much everybody in the Bubbles that should have alt!ghosts does, including Meenah and Aranea, the two characters who’s alt!ghosts are typically presumed “Missing”. 

This is important. The Ghosts kind of give us very low-key character development, and contextualize the characters for us. For example, Eridan is an absolute irredeemable bastard in the Alpha timeline. But in a God Tier iteration of themselves, Eridan and Feferi seemingly come to friendlier terms. In another, there’s suggestions Eridan makes up with Feferi and Sollux. In yet another, he seems to be Trans or exploring femininity at least.

The point is, there’s a certain fluidity to Eridan’s potential. Still terrible in the comic, but it’s important to remember that Eridan didn’t CHOOSE to be trapped in the meteor with Jack, or to be born to Alternia’s power system, or to be trapped in the Alpha Timeline. 

It’s important to remember these things because in Homestuck, someone with power–Lord English–deliberately and willfully chose those things FOR him. Eridan’s lives are lived in response to that imposed power structure.
These factors don’t redeem him completely necessarily

But anyway, the fact that the rest of the cast have coherent quantum expressions means there are only three real exceptions–three characters who either don’t have any ghosts at all, or should have more ghosts than they do. 

The first is Caliborn, who’s timeline has exactly one deviation from the Alpha–apparently caused by John’s retcon. This riddle’s solved easily enough:
Predomination doesn’t leave a ghost to appear in the bubbles at all.
When Calliope says she ate his soul, she means that literally. 
Caliborn’s cheating in the Alpha Timeline is indeed the only reason Calliope exists in the bubbles at all.

(This, by the way, explains a lot about the relationship between Caliborn’s soul and Gamzee/Arquis’ in the Lord English. He predominated over them, too.)

The second is Vriska, who only has a single ghost in (Vriska). This is really weird, because we literally know for a fact she dies in more than one doomed timeline! As with the two Calliopes, I think this is down to John’s retcon doing some weird entanglement nonsense to Vriska’s quantum existence.
The point is: Where others have a palette of possibility, Vriska has two extremely polarized halves. Schrodinger’s Vriska. 

Important to mention that just like Eridan, the structure of the Alpha Timeline that limits potential Vriskas is IMPOSED ONTO HER. Vriska didn’t want anything about the way she was raised or where she was born. She didn’t ask John and Terezi to retcon her into this bizarre state. Both Vriskas, like the rest of the cast, are rolling with the punches LE has seen fit to give. 

Except for Gamzee.

Hussie literally tells us Gamzee never dies. His single non-Alpha Timeline death in [S] Game Over is retconned by John, and Hussie suggests it straight up doesn’t count. But that presents a problem.

There are thousands upon thousands of Doomed troll timelines. How is it that Gamzee specifically never ever EVER dies? Well, there’s only one real way that a Non-Time player can survive a Doomed timeline, that we know of:

Dream self merger. By going to sleep as the last player present in Sburb, the Doomed Rose from Davesprite’s timeline triggers a game mechanic that ends her timeline completely and merges her consciousness with that of Alpha Rose through their dreamselves. 

If Gamzee survives his doomed timelines, this is the only possible way how.
And collapsing all of his potential instances into a single Alpha identity certainly sounds like the reduction of possibility commonly attributed to the Rage aspect.
But what that means is that to move on to the Alpha, every Doomed Gamzee must inevitably either snap and kill all the other trolls, or somehow outlast them. 

And it means that if any Gamzee had EVER, in the entire spectrum of plausibility the Alpha timeline affords, EVER been inclined to rebel against LE–then we would know. Because somewhere out there, that at least Hussie could see, there would be a Ghost to show for it.

But there isn’t. Similar in this respect only to Caliborn, Gamzee simply has no alternate deviations because he doesn’t want them. He chooses the path that leads to Lord English freely and willingly, over and over and over again. 

And like Caliborn…

Gamzee does this because he wants to. 

Gamzee doesn’t BELIEVE he’s going to become his own God–he knows it for a fact. He sees it in Lil Cal’s mangled soul. And he embraces that truth wholeheartedly, throwing himself into the acolyte role from then onwards and presumably following instructions Doc Scratch gives him throughout Act 6. 

Which we can talk about some other time. The point is: Gamzee chooses all this. Whether or not Lil Cal causes him to is beside the point, because there is not and never will be any timeline where Gamzee chooses to resist. 

Gamzee is the ultimate in shitty cosmic nazi religious zealots, and devoted to the very power structure that causes every other character to suffer so. There are no mitigating factors for him as there are for everyone else but Caliborn.
At the end of the day, he’s evil.
Bad clown. Worst enemy. 

Ok so…THAT WAS THE BEST WEEK OF MY LIFE. Let me tell you I’ve never done anything so spontaneous, been more excited or felt so special in all my 25 years on this earth 

first of all let’s go back to last Wednesday when I got a message from taylor nation while sitting at my desk at work and literally SHIT my pants?? not sure how anyone is supposed to process that kind of correspondence alone in a padded room LET ALONE in an office full of professionals ANYWAY I very calmly sent them all the information they asked for including my bank balance, blood type and organ donor status and NOT SO CALMLY AWAITED THEIR CALL like no offence but did they realise i was from australia…?? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS ABOUT i was torn between thinking they messaged me by mistake and they only wanted my details so they could send me merch

fast forward to thursday after i had managed to keep this news to myself for an entire 24 hours (…) there i am at my desk.. in the middle of working 9-5 like dolly herself.. when I receive a call from a US PHONE NUMBER i quickly make my way to a quiet room while my internal organs are literally escaping out of my ass in an orderly fashion and i legit answer like “h h h h hello” SPIT IT OUT BITCH anyway i spend the entire conversation like giggling and squealing trying to pretend like i don’t know EXACTLY why they’re calling..THE.. first of all she tells me this is all top secret blah blah blah then SHE ASKS ME TO CONFIRM MY SOCIAL MEDIA HANDLES which is when the toesmut fiasco happened.. seriously the fact i made poor innocent taylor nation say “your twitter is …. toesmut … ? t-o-e-s-m-u-t …?” is going to haunt me for THE REST OF MY LIFE

anyway SHE (the lady from taylor nation who’s name I did not catch any of the 3 times she called me because i was hysterical) informed me I was invited to a secret event in LA which was taking place on Sunday and asked if me if i would be able to come … UMMM HONEY I DON’T KNOW BECAUSE IT’S THURSDAY AND YOU’RE ASKING ME TO FUCKING MAKE IT TO LA BY SUNDAY any way i was like “hehehe i don’t know it’s short notice ummm I’d really like to come but i need to like figure out the logistics” and she was like “ok i can call you back in an hour and a half and you can let me know what you decide” SJNDFJKSDHF  ok sweetie SURE anywhere else you’d like me to be by sunday?? antarctica? i spent my entire lunch break SWEATING i called my mum and my sister (PS I REALISE YOU AREN’T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE BUT I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE A SPUR OF THE MOMENT TRIP TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD) and i was like “I HAVE TO GO THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY” and they were like “CAN YOU TAKE SOMEONE” and i was like “I DON’T KNOW” anyway i make my way back to work a MESS and wait for TN to call me back..WHEN THEY DO she’s like “so have you made a decision?” and I’m like “asoi;fjsdjlfghjdlfhjgsliduhfg can I bring my sister I’m coming such a long way and it’s really short notice and she’s such a huge fan it would mean the world to me if she could come sdjfkjdhfs” and she was like “hmmmm I don’t know the answer to that I’ll have to call you back tomorrow” and in my head I’m like “TOMORROW???? ASJHDFSJKDHF TOMORROW IS FRIDAY THE EVENT IS ON SUNDAY AND I’M IN FUCKING AUSTRALIA BITHC???” so i said “ok that’s fine”

asjknsdfksnk let me tell you I had the worst sleep of MY LIFE like whether I was going alone or with my sister i now had less than 24 hours to plan a trip to the u.s. TO MEET TAYLOR SWIFT AND LISTEN TO HER NEW ALBUM IN HER FUCKING HOUSE

LONG STORY FUCKING SHORT she calls me back at like 10.30 on FRIDAY (THE EVENT IS SUNDAY AND I’M GONNA BE CATCHING A FLIGHT ON SATURDAY) and tells me that YES my sister can come (!!!!!!!!) sO i shit my pants for the SECOND TIME in 48 hours because i realise not only am i absolutely meeting taylor fucking swift in 72 hours with my sister at her house in LOS ANGELES i need to book flights, accommodation, apply for a visa waiver, purchase us currency and buy a bunch of other essentials BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER anyway I DID IT AND MANAGED TO GET MY ASS OUT OF BED AT 4.15 SATURDAY MORNING TO CATCH A 14 HOUR FLIGHT TO LA

so we spend the entirety of our first day in LA looking for outfits because like??? we are about to have the most important conversation and take the most important photo of OUR ENTIRE LIVES anyway we ended up finding something cute then we decided to go to in n out for dinner because we wanted to look our absolute best for the big day 

THE FUNNIEST THING about the beginning of this trip was we were doing so much touristy stuff that WE COULDN’T EVEN POST ABOUT ANYWHERE because nobody could know we were in LA like i was at santa monica pier sending snap chats to my mum and nobody else it was KILLING ME like we were having the BEST TIME and NOBODY KNEW we were just doing so many DAMN ACTIVITIES like on the sunday we literally got back to our hotel an hour before we needed to be at the meeting point because my sister insisted we had to eat at the cheesecake factory for the second time in 24 hours?? let me tell you it was worth it 

so we get ready and catch an uber to the meeting point and my sister and i finally start to realise like HOLY SHIT WE ARE GOING TO TAYLOR SWIFT’S HOUSE i’m suddenly filled with like so much nervous energy i can’t stop moving i’m like running on the spot and ringing my hands SHIT i was so excited OH by the WAY everyone was SO NICE and pURE like spending an afternoon with 50 plus people who love taylor swift as much as you do know that you’re ALL going to be meeting her soon is honestly the most magical shit EVER 

ok let’s talk about THE EVENT first of all the property was GORGEOUS i felt like a VIP like ME hanging out in beverly hills like it was nbd??? there was food, water, soft drinks, everything was custom like THIS BITCH (taylor) is so extra I ADORE HER everything was so well planned like i didn’t feel stressed at all BUT BOY WAS IT HOT IN THAT ROOM i mean lucky i was having so much fun and was too distracted by the fact i was about to be listening to reputation to worry about the fact i was about to meet taylor swift and i was sweating like a pig 

THEN she walks in..and let me tell u..that shit is breathtaking bro..i have never in my life seen someone so beautiful?? flaws?? ms swift has never experienced that emotion..and if her gorgeous face and body weren’t enough SHE. HER. SHE. decides it’s a great idea to bring danielle and alana haim, ruby rose, jack antonoff and OTHERS in with her to listen to the album  

obviously i can’t talk much / at all about what took place in that room but let me just say i’ve spent every second since i left that house thinking about how much i need to listen to that album again..so different and so much more than what i was expecting and taylor is SO PROUD OF IT i could tell it meant the world to her that we loved it because this music is obviously really important to her..y’all are going to love it i mean it 

after we listened to the album taylor left the room to ..idk..make herself look even more gorgeous than she already looked?? we got to look at the reputation magazines and they are PERFECT i know not everyone has the means to buy a copy for themselves but if you can GET ONE you won’t regret it..and those poems 

so we all lined up to meet her and let me tell you watching people have their moment with taylor is so special man like everyone is SO excited before they walk in there and NOBODY leaves disappointed because not only is taylor the warmest most personable human being on planet earth she puts so much effort into knowing who each and every person she’s invited into her home actually is .. i can’t stop thinking about it she’s an incredible human being 

anyway on to ME i honestly didn’t know what to make of the fact she came directly to my blog on both days i was in the US before the event..like was it possible..she knew me?? turns out it WAS which was great because i literally didn’t plan what to say AT ALL i’m such a dumb bitch..anyway i walk in there and give her the biggest hug and she’s like “aww how are you doing?” and i was LITERALLY this gif

but i said “umm i’m doing pretty good” THEN..ladies THEN she said “i’m so glad you could come danielle” and she turns to my sister and she’s like “and you’re annalie right” and let me tell you..annalie dropped dead..NOBODY GETS HER NAME RIGHT. THERE IS A WOMAN AT HER WORK WHO HAS CALLED HER AINSLEY FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS. then…we had a conversation..taylor swift..and i..had a conversation? she told me i was THE funniest person and that she would check my blog everyday..she said..when she was having a bad day..she would search “screamedsooloud” because she knew she would see something that would make her laugh..let me tell you at that point i KNEW i was fucking dead 

she told me i was funny and we told her she was the funniest person we’d ever met and she laughed like it WASN’T TRUE?? she said she knew who i was as soon as i walked in and i was like “you are so amazing” that’s not a fake quote by the way or some internal dialogue i actually said that..she referenced all the posts i made asking “WHERE IS SHE” at the start of this year..and i was like “i just really needed to know” she was like “i wanted to say JUST WAIT I’M COMIING” AND I WAS LIKE “I KEPT TELLING PEOPLE I KNEW YOU WERE UP TO SOMETHING and i was right” AND i was like “i can’t believe you saw that” and she was like “oh i’ve seen everything”.. she knew i had deleted my blog and she said she had tried to refollow me but she had reached follow limit..after she told me i was funny another 15 times we took a couple of photos (WHERE ARE THEY BY THE WAY) then we talked a little more and she asked if they’d let me know with plenty of time that i was invited and i was like “NO I ONLY FOUND OUT ON THRURSDAY” and she was like “oh my god you’ve been on a list for a year” i CHOKED and she was like “i told them to tell you early because you were coming all the way from australia” and i was like “WELL THEY DIDN’T” and she was like “see i don’t have that much pull guys” and i was like  “jkhsdfskdfghsg” then she told us how much she appreciated us coming and we were like thank you so mcuh we love you so much and she said she loved us and then we took our merch and our dignity and got the HELL OUT

i..still can’t believe any of this happened and i don’t know if i ever will..it was the greatest day and week of my life and it’s all because taylor is the most generous, thoughtul, hard working person in the world..i love her so much and i hope all of you get the chance to tell a story like this some day 

anonymous asked:

whats the gayest thing jungkook has ever done?

a little list:
-recommended years & years’ memo (a mlm song and the band’s lead singer is gay) before the album it was on was out (so he probably had heard the softer extra gay versions deep on gay youtube like me around the same time jsflk;hjfgkl)
-that time he befriended that soft dog because dogs are gay
-said iron man was his celebrity crush like “nicole kidman???” “noooooooooooooo iron man!”
-that time he was in jo kwon’s i’m da one mv
-idk his whole role in bs&t and the wings tour trailer thing had some Gay Themes that we can’t really go into without getting a lil Freudian and I’ve had enough of that man
-when he sang tori kelly’s dear no one without changing the pronouns 
-the fact that he sings most of the ‘know you love me boy’ lines in I know
-when he looked so happy and pure in europe holding hobi and then jin’s hand like LOOK AT THIS TINY KID

Hey did anyone else notice that Lance looked REALLY tired all throughout season 4? Like he’s got those lines drawn under his eyes? Idk man, but that doesn’t look like someone who hasn’t been awake every night thinking about stuff….


(I can’t find it anywhere but if someone could that’d be great)

Different Side of Me

You smoothed your hands over the fancy dress you wore, double-checking how you looked in the large mirror your boyfriend bought last year. Speaking of him, you heard him calling out for you.

“Y/N! Are you ready to go?” His head popped out from the doorway, his eyes immediately going towards where you were in your shared bedroom.

You breathed deeply and smiled tightly, “Yeah, Spence. Let’s go.”

You and Spencer Reid, your boyfriend of nearly two years, were going to meet your parents for dinner at a five-star restaurant they chose. This would be Spencer’s first time meeting your parents because you never really got along with them and you were incredibly nervous about how it would go.

Spencer, sensing your distress, reached his hand out for yours as you walked out of the apartment and towards your car, squeezing it before rubbing circles on the top of your hand with his thumb.

As you both settled in the car, you took another deep breath, flipping the visor down in the car so you could check your makeup once again.

“Y/N,” Spencer chuckled, “you look beautiful. Stop worrying, you’re psyching yourself out and that’s just going to project negative scenarios in your head. It’ll be fine, okay?”

You sent him a smile, “You don’t know what my parents are like.”

He looked at you once more before turning his attention to backing the car out of the spot it’s in. “If you love me, they’ve got to at least tolerate me, right? You and your parents share similarities, not just DNA, but mannerisms and other traits, so statistically, they must have to like me somewhat.”

Spencer was pleased with his deduction, but you knew the truth.

You were nothing like your parents, behavior wise. They were incredibly judgmental, hateful, snobby people who kept you on such a tight leash all throughout your childhood and teen years that you vowed to be nothing like them when you moved out. You kept up with your promise all these years, but they got worse with age, you were able to tell from the weekly phone calls your mother made sure to implement.

They were still trying to control you, even in your adulthood. Which is why it wasn’t surprising when they demanded to meet Spencer, and then chose what date, what time, and where. Spencer was okay with it all, as he was just excited to finally meet the people who raised the girl he loved. But you knew the night would end in emotional disaster. It always did.

Before you knew it, you guys had made it to the restaurant and were quickly escorted in while the valet parker parked your vehicle.

You held your breath while stepping in, with Spencer letting the hostess know the name of your party—Y/L/N.

“Of course, right this way. They’ve ordered already as they’ve been here for twenty minutes, but I’ll get someone right out to take your orders,” the pretty hostess smiled at you both as she led you to the table your parents were at.

Twenty minutes? You couldn’t believe it. You made sure you and Spencer got here ten minutes early. It was barely 7:20 and you knew for a fact that your mother told you 7:30 pm.

As you were thinking this, you and Spencer had arrived at the table. The hostess smiled once more and wished you all a good time before leaving.

“Mom, Dad. You guys said 7:30, the hostess told us you had already been waiting twenty minutes?”

Your father tsk-ed, “C’mon, now, Y/N. First time seeing us since the holidays, and the first time we’re meeting your boyfriend, and the first thing you say to us is an issue with the time?”

You bit back a comment and forced a smile on your face, “This is Spencer Reid, you guys. He works for the Behavioral Analysis Unit of the FBI as a profiler. Spencer, these are my parents, Y/M/N and Y/D/N.”

Your father stood up and reached a hand out towards Spencer, “Nice to meet you.”

Spencer glanced at you briefly before opening his mouth, “I, uh, don’t actually shake hands. The amount of pathogens passed is astounding. It’s actually safer to kiss, you know.”

Your father’s hand was still extended for an awkward moment before he and your mom exchanged a look and he sat back down in his seat next to her. You and Spencer sat down in the seats across from theirs and quickly opened your menus.

As you and he were perusing the options, your mom cleared her throat. “So, Spencer. What is it you do exactly for the FBI?”

At the mention of his name, Spencer set the menu down and looked up. “Well, I’m part of a team that analyzes crime scenes and unknown subjects in an attempt to help police catch them before they commit another crime.”

Your father cocked his head to the side slightly, “so you study criminals?”

Hearing the judgmental tone that you’ve become so accustomed to, you broke in. “Spencer’s amazing at his job. He has 3 Ph.D’s, actually. He’s a genius and saves lives.”

“I’m sure,” your mother said, raising her eyebrow at you.

“Well, what about you, Y/N? How’s your job going for you?” your father asked.

“It’s great. I just got another client, actually.” You were a book editor and absolutely loved your job. Your parents, however…

“It still astounds me that you took such a trivial job. You had so much potential, Y/N. You did amazing in science, you could have become something so much more useful,” your father said.

“He’s right. There’s still time for you to change your mind, you know. Your father’s company is hiring and if you take some college classes or start going for an engineering degree, you’d be sure to find a better paying job there.” Your mother offered.

You didn’t even bother putting a polite smile on your face. “We’ve been over this. I don’t want to be an engineer or go back to school. I’m happy with my job and I’m tired of arguing with you about this. Can we just not right now? You guys are here to meet Spencer.”

You glanced over at your boyfriend, when speaking his name, and could see the confusion and frustration in his eyes.

“We spent so much money sending you to the best private schools and paying for your college education, and this is how you repay us? You won’t even entertain the thought of—“

You cut your mother off, “First off, I’m paying you guys back for my college education. Second off, I don’t have to entertain any thoughts. Stop trying to control me, you don’t have any power over me. I’m my own person and an adult and you both need to accept it. Okay?” You finished your rant with a sharp tone and looked at your parents with disdain.

Your parents exchanged another look before starting yet again.

The waiter hadn’t even come by to take your and Spencer’s order yet and this was the third time your parents were going to try and insult your profession. You were just glad they weren’t going after Spencer. You understood why, though. They didn’t care about him. They just wanted to make sure you knew what they thought of you and how they felt you failed them.

Your mother opened her mouth, “I just don’t understand, Y/N. You could be so much more and do so much better. How are you content with your life?”

“What?” Spencer cut in, his rage clear on his face.

“This doesn’t concern you, Sam,” your father announced.

“This does concern me. Y/N is my girlfriend, the love of my life, and her feelings are important to me. How could you both sit there, insulting her career and putting her down? She’s worked so hard to get where she is. She’s a senior editor at one of the best publishing houses here. She confers on textbooks, fiction, non-fiction, everything because she’s that good at her job. She’s incredibly intelligent and passionate about her work. She’s generous and kind and everything you two seem to be lacking. She’s able to brighten up any room she walks into. I’ve never met anyone like her in my life and doubt I ever will. She’s unique and loving and caring and selfless. I stupidly thought you two and her must have shared some personality and behavioral traits, but now I’m glad I was wrong. You should feel ashamed of yourself for putting Y/N down. She’s just—she’s magnificent and if you can’t see that, then it’s your loss and I’m sorry you both will never realize how charming and wonderful she is.” Spencer finished his spiel with disgust and anger still coloring his face.

“And for your information, my name is Spencer, “ he added, before turning to you. “Would you like to stay or go home?”

You looked over at your parents, the pair of them shocked at Spencer’s outburst. “Home,” you smiled, the first genuine one of the night. “Home sounds amazing.”

He reached for your hand as the pair of you stood up and walked out, without another word to your parents.

As you made your way inside the car, you glanced at him. “Thank you, for all of that back there.”

Spencer looked confusedly at you, “Y/N. Don’t thank me for that. I’m sorry I didn’t believe you or take your words for truth when you said you didn’t get along with them well. I’m also sorry you had to live your whole life with them. I love you so much, and I meant every single word I said back there. They don’t deserve to have you in their lives if they won’t appreciate you like you deserve to be.”

You were overcome with such strong emotions that this beautiful man in front of you would defend you so easily, you didn’t know what to do. You settled for leaning over and kissing him. He placed a hand on your face, angling you deeper into him.

You pulled back slightly, letting your forehead rest against his. “It was pretty hot seeing you so riled up, though.”

Spencer laughed, “your family brings out a different side of me, what can I say?“

Robustus highlights

Well what an interestig episode!! There was so much talking that it was hard to decipher with my limited French and what was going on.. so some memorable things that happened:

***take note again it’s like 2am as I’m doing this so I’m bound to have missed other things, so feel free to add onto this!***

1. Marinette being a clutch and forgetting herbal at her locker (honestly though same girl)

Side note: SABRINA AND HER DYED HAIR NEAR THE FRONT OF HER FACE

2. When that happens she see’s Max talking to his bag (Possibly having the assumption that he might be a miraculous holder –> therefore Chat noir)

3. Turns out it was actually a robot friend of his (so cuteeee) whom helped and made jokes with the class like same technology at it’s finest.

4. Next it get’s taken away sadly and turns out it has feelings of it’s own and thus is akumatized

5. Marinette telling Max not to worry and then proceeds to trick the teacher into getting her to the principals office (damn girl you smooth)

6. The akuma battle begins (taking note that Hawkmoth says things to it that I just can’t understand but seem important, time to wait for subsss) and while this battle begins, it gets even more intense as other everyday items like fridges start to move and attack the people of Paris so Ladybug and Chat have to break and help the people. (side note on how powerful and strong they both are to be able to break those items like DAMN P U N C H M E)

7. Big round of applause for the battle scenes as well as the scenes of running through the rooftops of Paris, the animations were incredible and I love it a lot

**side note: CHAT KNOWING MORSE CODE FROM THAT LIGHT ON TV BUT NOT KNOWING HIS FEELINGS FOR MARINETTE?? B O I

8. THEN OH MAN ONCE ITS SUPER INTENSE (as it’s also holding Max hostage) IT GOES AGAINST HAWKMOTH AND CLOSES HIS LAIR AND THEN EXPLOSIVES HIDDEN IN THE WALL APPEAR (LIKE HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE THOSE FOR AND WHY DO YOU HAVE THEM MR. AGRESTE) WHICH THEN FIRES INTO HAWKMOTHS LAIR AND HE THEN PROCEEDS TO UNSHEATH HIS SWORD HIDDEN IN THAT CANE (TALK ABOUT CANON AND CONFIRMED) and B O I CAN THE MAN FIGHT. Athough in the end he was a panting mess and idk I think said something a long the lines of that akuma was a mistake?? (Idk please don’t take my word for it, like I said my French is really basic)

9. But seriously though, Gabriel Agreste W HAT I N THE ACTUAL H E LL WERE THOSE, WHY DO YOU H A VE THEM AND WHEN WILL YOU EVER NEED TO USE IT??

10. In the end Ladybug and Chat save the day and Max and his robot friend are friends again and back to normal. Then it cuts to Marinette with Master Fu. And boy do I wish I knew and understood more French then because they started talking about something important, I think it was about when you combine the two powerful miraculouses (hers and chats) you get like the ultimate power and stuff and it just seemed so important that I REALLY WISH I KNEW MORE SO I COULD UNDERSTANDDD, but I guess I’ll be patient and wait for the subs.

11. TIKKI AND WAYZZ SITTINF ON THE RECORD PLAYER AND HAVING TEA LIKE WHAT IN THE ACTUAL CUTIES YOU BOTH ARE LIKE CAN I KEEP YOU BOTH

Side notes: I think this episode was originally supposed to air before Riposte? Which is why we see the lack of Kagami (unless she’s just still settling in and getting ready to go to the school) and also the lack of love square (but a good focus on Ladynoir saving Paris which was nice for a change, so then my heart doesn’t explode so much, IT NEEDS A BREAK FROM TIME TO TIME)

Another note: when Chat and Ladybug were held hostage with their miraculouses about to be taken away (literally chats upside down and if he had turned around more istg that cat (MIGHT HAVE) taken the chance to stare at Ladybugs behind (unless he’s just that shy about it and turns away and becomes a flustered mess and blushes like crazy because this is the latter I want to opt for); AND THEN MAX BEING THE BRAVE SOUL HE IS SAVES THEM IN TIME LIKE BLESS YOU ❤️😭

Overall another great episode!! Still really amazed with the animation in this one where they’re dashing through the rooftops of Paris, it was so smooth and gorgeous AND JUST UGH AMAZING. THANK YOU TO ASTRUC AND HIS TEAM FOR ANOTHER WONDERFUL AND EXCITING EPISODE THIS SEASON!! Can’t wait for more ☺️❤️😭

anonymous asked:

Ok but ever since ppl found out that Jin comes from a rich family I can't help but to think that his family is behind his 'mistreatment' and lack of lines and stuff?I mean I've probably watched too many Kdramas but I feel like rich and respected Korean parents would never want their son to be an idol?And would BigHit really dare to mistreat a chaebol?And would Jin really just accept it that easily?That just makes no sense?Idk just pls convince me I'm wrong bc otherwise I'd feel rly bad.

OMG! Then Jin will discover that Bang Pd is actually the man that his mom almost married and he was having vengeance on the son. Then Jin’s mom will come to BigHit and slap Bang Pd with Kimichi?? … LOL

Originally posted by hambur-gerry

Jin parents are VERY supportive, they even went to his concert and he cried because he finally could make them proud. Watch the video below: WARNING: There are 90% chances you will cry.

anonymous asked:

Kinda random I apologise, but like we’ve seen anti angry, and it seems like he just has fun. But I’d really like to see him just do some really creepy stuff. Like, head tilts and talking softer but breaking into fits of giggles and laughter. More of the black eyes. Maybe not even in one of his monologues but just parts of a video. Idk I need some more Anti spooks, man

now you’re speaking my language

i 100% agree with you. i think the head twitches he does are the creepiest thing he’s done so far. It’s one of my all-time favorite things in horror as a whole:

Maybe we’ll see that down the line? Less of a trickster, more of a threat. More of a unnerving entity. I need creepy anti in my life

The year is wrapping up and I want to follow more blogs

I’m looking to follow more content that I like, so if you post stuff along the lines of this list, like or reblog the post and I’ll take a gander at your blog ✌🏻

Labyrinth

The Man Who Fell To Earth

David Bowie

Hades and Persephone stuff

Greek Mythology in general

Hellboy

Phantom of the Opera (more the original novel or the Lon Chaney version, but some musical posts are fine too)

Stranger Things

Humor? Memes? Vine compilations? Idk general funny stuff

I also really like The Great British Baking Show

Dangerous Woman Tour Full Review (Including Full Song-By-Song Breakdown and Videos)

Helloooooo here with my Dangerous Woman Tour Review. It’s ridiculously long so I made it a “Read More” post. Please reblog if you read, because I put a TON of effort into this and therefore would like to spread it to as many people as possible to make this worth it lol. This review includes my opinions on basically every aspect of the show, as well as a song-by-song breakdown and lots and lots of videos. Let me know if you have any questions, I can answer anything!

DISCLAIMER: my opinions literally don’t matter and you may hold different ones and that’s all good you do you

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anonymous asked:

You know what woulda been hilarious? If like when Eggsy’s talking to Harry while trying to get his memory back, Harry just kind tries to subtly flirt with him? And then he gets his memory back and hes all embarrassed and stuff? Idk its just this idea i thought sounded funny and cute and wanted to share

lol i can totally see this, like Harry’s first thought when Eggsy walks in the room is along the lines of “hot damn that’s a gorgeous man” 

and then he’s all “I could never forget a face like yours” *winkity wink wink* and Merlin is standing there now completely convinced they can get Harry back because he’s clearly still in there

and Harry just sort of continues to flirt his way through his meetings with Eggsy all “idk what Kingsman is but they sure know how to pick ‘em” and stuff and Eggsy is just continuously flustered because yeah, Harry saying these things to him is really working for him, but he wishes it was his Harry

once Harry gets his memory back he can’t believe he acted so juvenile and he sort of apologizes to Eggsy and Eggsy sort of accepts it but then because he can’t keep his mouth shut, he’s like “but i didn’t really mind it, you know”

Merlin then has to put up with the two of them flirting their way through the rest of everything because who needs professionalism, apparently

anonymous asked:

I have a hc that the Shimada brothers are half-brothers. Hanzo was never intended, he was the illegitimate child of Sojiro and some woman who wanted nothingto do with the clan. So she tried to protect him and hide him from the clan, until he was violently thrown into the castle walls and forced into the inhumanly strick agenda the elders had set for him. They made sure to crush any form of rebellion he may have had. The reason he's so closed off is because he's afraid of it happening again.

As a clarification for the illegitimate son Hanzo hc. Consider how Genji would get away with almost everything, but Hanzo was always being watched upon in case he went out of line. Or how it makes slightly more sense for one t kill his brother. And ,lastly, after being in an abusive environment for so long, being in the generally accepting environment would throw him off because the last time he was treated w kindness was 20-something years ago.

ohhh man i didnt even consider this being a thing??? thats so brutal i feel really hard for this headcanon ;;;

What I love about Devilman is that Satan found this horrendous rock in space populated by grotesque demons and he just chilled there and was like “wow this place is perfect for me, the ultimate Manifestation of Evil,” and then somewhere along the line humanity just sprung up among the worst conditions imaginable, and so the implication is that Earth really is just a literal hellscape and that somewhere out there there must be planets that don’t totally suck with civilizations that aren’t absolute nightmares

notsuchasecret  asked:

AsaNoya and “standing behind you in line and i’ve been reading your text argument you’ve been having with you friend and one of the insults they used made me laugh really hard” AU

pepethemagicdragon: dude.

pepethemagicdragon: dump his ass

me: it’s already dumped technically he just idk…

me: it’s sad to see him like that

pepethemagicdragon: YUU I LOVE YOU BUT

pepethemagicdragon: YOU ARE NOT THAT DOUCHENOZZLE’S MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL

pepethemagicdragon: find yourself a nice strapping lumberjack or biker dude or gentle mountain man or whatever and leave that sniveling greasy preppy boy who wants you to be a little notch on his trophy case in the ditch where he belongs


A muffled snort badly disguised as a cough comes from behind him and Yuu spun around to give whoever it is a piece of his mind.  Just because he wasn’t the tallest person in the world didn’t mean that his private conversations were free reading for people standing in line behind him.  He had to look up, naturally, but he froze with his mouth parted in surprise when he took in the sight of the man behind him.

His eyes darted to a sleek motorcycle helmet hanging from two fingers at the man’s side up to the ends of his dark hair, wavy where it fell just past his shoulders, and obviously messy from being stuck up inside said helmet.  A grey tank top peeked out from under an unbuttoned red plaid shirt inside an unzipped black leather jacket all stretched over a wide chest.

Strapping lumberjack or biker dude indeed, he thought as he tore his eyes away from the curl of gold and silver ink peeking out from the man’s collarbone and disappearing under his layers and met a pair of apologetic brown eyes.

“I’m sorry,” the man said as soon as their eyes met.  “I didn’t mean to read over your shoulder but you were typing so furiously and scowling so hard and I was curious.  I’m so sorry.”

Yuu wanted to be mad.  It was a serious invasion of his privacy after all.  But the man looked so genuinely apologetic and distressed as he bowed his head and stole glances at Yuu that he couldn’t stay upset with him.  It was like trying to scold Ryuu’s puppy for being too enthusiastic while playing and knocking over a plant.

Someone cleared their throat and Yuu startled when he realized he was now at the head of the line.  He waited patiently after he was done, leaning up against the wall and studying the mysterious giant as he finished his business at the counter.  He froze when he was Yuu waiting for him and Yuu grinned.

“Tell you what.  Buy me an ice cream from that place down the block and I’ll consider forgiving you.”

“My name’s Azumane Asahi,” the giant blurted out, cheeks turning scarlet.  “I just thought you’d want to know so you’re not going out with a complete stranger.  Not that we’re going out.  Not that I would mind it if we were.  Just.  Crap.  I’ll shut up now.”

“Nishinoya Yuu,” he replied before he reached out and tugged at the helmet still hanging from Asahi’s fingers.  “Just thought you’d like to know the name of the guy you’re totally going out with.  If you don’t mind.”

“I don’t mind at all.”  He heard Aashi murmur as he led Asahi out of the building and down the block by his grip on the helmet.

Marvel’s The Defenders is on Netflix; I finished it over the weekend. I’m going to talk about it here, with plenty of spoilers, so skip this post if that’s an issue.

Overall, the show was pretty solid. Only 8 episodes, but I feel like it was better for having been only 8 as opposed to 13. It wasn’t dragged out longer than it needed to be. 

I like the way that colors were handled in this show, especially in the earlier episodes. The various segments of the show were faithful to the characters’ individual shows, like for a Luke Cage seen, you’d still hear rap music in the background the way his show had it. 

Elektra really stood out in this show. Like @maxximoffed said, Elodie Yung really deserves an award. Plus, she is perfect at that crazed, bloodlust face that she makes when she kills. Like, when she took out Alexandra in Ep 6. Elektra is a character I 100% believe. Btw, I’m going to sidebar a little here, Elodie Yung is in that new The Hitman’s Bodyguard movie with Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, and Salma Hayek, and Gary Oldman. It’s pretty entertaining, regardless of what a Rotten Tomato says. And it’ll probably be the only time you get to see Deadpool, Nick Fury, and Elektra all interacting on screen lol.

Iron Fist is still pretty meh. He’s not really a likable character to me. So hotheaded, rash. If I recall correctly, Matt told him at one point to stop acting like a child? Fitting. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll watch season 2 of Iron Fist when it comes around, but I have faith they’ll rectify the mistakes of season 1. 

It’s a shame that Colleen was sidelined for most of the show. I understand, we already have 4 main characters, not to mention the villains. Trying to focus on too many people would have spread everything too thin, with only 8 episodes. So I’ll settle with seeing a lot more of her in Iron Fist season 2.
On that note, I remember in the Luke Cage show hoping to see Misty lose her arm so she’d finally get her comic look, with the bionic arm, so I’m glad it happened here. While obviously Tony Stark won’t be the one to provide it to her like in comics, it’s fitting enough that Iron Fist will be the one to hook her up instead. Hopefully with the events of the last episode, they’ll focus on Misty & Colleen’s friendship heavily in Iron Fist season 2, because I do love the Daughters of the Dragon. It’s about time they come together.

I think Karen & Foggy have never really been very supportive friends for Matt, at least not in the way I want them to be. They’re supportive when it comes to his day job, but they don’t want him being Daredevil, though it honestly does even more good for people. They’re rather frustrating, being so close-minded. Trish having that talk with Karen near the end, about how Jessica is a great friend when it comes to the stuff that really matters, could help Karen change her mind about supporting Matt’s endeavors, but Foggy is a lost cause. 
Then again, from that last shot of Matt being nursed back to health by the nuns, it appears they could be doing the Born Again story for season 3, so maybe it’s time for Karen to tell the big secret. Idk, I don’t like to speculate too much, it’s usually a waste of time.

Unlike with Daredevil, I like the entire supporting cast of Jessica Jones. Trish and Malcolm are both great and love Jess despite her naturally trying to push everyone away. Hogarth is always good to see too. I think this was a good season for Jessica, and I like the growth she’s shown. One could say that in her show, she was actually legitimately a bad person, despite the superheroics. They say “hurt people hurt people”, and it’s definitely true in her case. But she’s getting better, and I’m glad to see that. 

Back to the music, I notice they really like the Wu-Tang Clan. I thought it was funny that in the last episode they used their song “Protect Ya Neck”, because Inspectah Deck has that one line you could hear mentioning Spider-Man. And Method Man was in season 1. Idk, I don’t have a problem with the Wu, but all this talk of Harlem, why don’t they use like, the Diplomats? When I think of Harlem rappers, Cam’ron, Jim Jones, and Juelz Santana immediately spring to mind. I would take Mase too though lol. Not a huge problem, but it is something I think about. 

The antagonists. As always, I love Madame Gao. I’m glad she seems to have slipped away at the end there and probably survived. Looking forward to her next appearance. I liked Sowande, shame he died so early on. Bakuto, he’s cool but lowkey creepy at the same time? Speaking of, I liked the differences between the Hand members. For instance, Madame Gao mentioned that Bakuto cared too much about his followers. This guy ran basically a Hand summer camp and cared about all of his disciples. 

Anyway, I’ve typed probably too much here, so I’ll wrap things up. Loved it.  Can’t wait for season 2 of this, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Ironic Fisting. 

anonymous asked:

quick tell me everything I should love about Taeil and doyoung

dodnbs buckle up anon!!!!

we’ll start with taeil. our moon taeil! the funniest boy alive??? filled with one liners. comedic genius. once said he feels like a forest fairy when he lies in bed. cries a lot. a softie for his members. is very quiet and let’s his members speak before him but when he speaks!!!! everyone shuts up and listens!!!!! apado gwaenchanha saranghagi ddaemune !!!!!!!!!!!! quite possibly the handsomest man in the entire world. trustworthy™️. i would trust him with my first born. grandpa/dad-like but the entire hyung line are parents of the younger ones so that’s not a surprise. look up “taeil cheerleader” you won’t be disappointed. probably the thiccest nct member but that’s not saying much bc they’re all v v small. good thighs tho just as @1aeil our number one taeil leg enthusiast. one of the shortest members. a good dancer like don’t put him down all of nct are great at dancing and this includes taeil. OWL IMPRESSIONS. THEY’RE ACTUALLY REALLY GOOD IDK WHY PEOPLE PUT HIM DOWN FOR THEM. soft!!!! very kind!!! vocals of an angel. of a greek god. his line in cherry bomb “it tastes like a cherry bomb” saved my life. deserves his own sm station asap!!!

um and doyoung??? the absolute mom of the dreamies???? we love a whole man!!! adores mcing and talking. a chatterbox. actually the chatterbox to ten’s scatterbrain. awkward only because the other members never play along with his jokes!!!! which are just as funny and lame as everyone else’s in nct!!! everyone calls him a bunny bc behold he looks like one. ten teases him all the time and it’s precious they really love each other!!!!! doyoung also loves taeyong but taeyong constantly refuses his love :((( has actually fought stalkers of mark and haechan and points them out to their security guards!! puts the younger members first and never lets anyone get away with hurting them!!!!! aDORes mark but who doesn’t!!?!!!! imo is the only nct member beside maybe johnny who can actually talk to girls. he and joy from red velvet are bffs and it’s quite possibility the cutest friendship in the world!! has this light up kids mic and uses it to mc his “vroom vroom talk show” and the members claim they hate it but i don’t think they do tbh :) is v witty and often mistaken as mean or sassy but is quite possibly the softest boy in the world!!!! important note: he is one of the tallest members but is actually very small. he also owns my heart and deserves the entire world.
fun facts: he once got ran over by a car while he was crossing the street with ice cream in his hand, but he is very proud abt the fact that he didn’t drop his ice cream cone and instead got up and walked away uninjured. he also told his school friends that he was moving to the netherlands instead of just telling them he was becoming a trainee. wild.

anonymous asked:

Asra, Julian and Nadia

Asra:
  • why i like them: he’s an adorable bean with a terrible fashion sense and he just loves MC so much??
  • why i don’t: oh god like I know he means well but also I think he’s kinda judgmental sometimes…?
  • favorite episode (scene if movie): oh god that scene in the fountain you know the one
  • favorite season/movie: I’m gonna take this as Book so… I really liked his Book VII, it was so magical and cool I haven’t done his VIII yet tho so I might change my mind tomorrow lol
  • favorite line: “What I wouldn’t do for this heartbeat” It’s literally the title to my Asra/MC playlist sooooo
  • otp: Asra/MC
  • brotp: Asra & Muriel
  • head canon: I still firmly believe that he was probably MC’s student, before they lost their memories
  • unpopular opinion: Idgaf abt his abs, just gimme those forearms!! How are u all sleeping on how hot they are??

Julian:

  • why i like them: this boi istg… I mean he’s a tall self-depricating redhead with a dorky sense of humor who keeps a knife in his boot, how could I not like him??
  • why i don’t: oh god I’m sorry guys but the pain kink.. like pls Jules you’ve already been hurt so much just let me be soft to you.. I know some ppl find it hot but thinking abt it too much honestly brings me to tears
  • favorite episode (scene if movie): OH. MY. GOD. That happy little scene at Portia’s cottage was… It was everything to me.
  • favorite season/movie: Book VIII by far!! I have loved everything but oh man this one was… The balm to my wounds.
  • favorite line: don’t laugh but it’s honestly that whole “upsy daisy” bit at the Rowdy Raven, that’s how this idiot stole my heart lmao; “what if I told you I don’t remember?” is a close second tho bc Holy Shit That Drama
  • otp: Julian/MC
  • brotp: Julian & Mazelinka, Julian & Portia
  • head canon: Malak is def his familiar even tho he doesn’t realize it
  • unpopular opinion: LET ME LOVE HIM GENTLY JFC

Nadia:

  • why i like them: she’s super fashionable and confident and she genuinely wants to make Vesuvia a better place and she takes no shit and her family issues are really interesting and she’s so cute when she pretends she’s not scared omfg
  • why i don’t: oh lord I just can’t… I can’t handle her desire to shower MC in luxuries. as someone who comes from a family where ppl have to sneak twenties into each other’s bags to pay each other back, receiving expensive stuff feels… so wrong…
  • favorite episode (scene if movie): facing down the worm!! give me that cheesy dramatic my magic is stronger bc you’re w me bullshit!! I eat that right up!!
  • favorite season/movie: I really loved seeing her interact with the outside world in Book VII, I feel like it shed a lot of light on her as a person
  • favorite line: oh god I can’t find it now but that part where she holds your hand “just in case you get scared” omg that was too cute–
  • otp: Nadia/MC, Nadia/Portia I can’t decide!
  • brotp: Nadia & Asra
  • head canon: one of these days she’s going to go hand out food for the hungry in Vesuvia herself
  • unpopular opinion: ohh man I can’t even think of one? maybe, it seems like everyon sees her as really poised and stuff but I feel like she’s also a little dorky and oblivious too? man idk