man i miss this show sigh

But actually what the fuck

let’s just make a list of all the what the fuckery

  • the first half hour was liz and kirk floating in the ocean being boring and also red, mr. kaplan, tom, and dembe waiting around for people to answer their phone calls
  • kirk is really fucking creepy and i can’t believe liz is buying this shit (i can’t shake the feeling that it’s all a big set up ALSO just because their “summer palace” is in tact doesn’t mean their normal house in russia didn’t burn to the fucking ground like come on how stupid can you get
  • super duper done with the mommygate and red’s alleged affair with katarina like nope thanks but no thanks over ittttttt (they were careful though about how they phrased things when talking about red’s past with liz. kirk said red is obsessed with her. that’s better than forcing daddygate down our throats i guess. also kaplan said “when you put a baby in my arms”. a baby not your baby. good i guess)
  • okay i’ll admit that ressler and liz hug was adorbs. I DON’T SHIP KEENLER NOT FOR ALL THE CANON IN THE WORLD but i like their relationship in a brother/sister kinda way and i’m glad he was the one to get to her first (SINCE APPARENTLY IT COULDN’T BE RED WHATEVER I’M NOT BITTER)
  • WE DIDN’T EVEN GET A REUNION OF ANY KIND UM FUCK EVERYTHING LIKE I GET THAT RED IS ANGRY AND THAT’S FINE I LIKE A LITTLE DRAMA BUT WTF THERE’S ONLY SO MUCH DELAYED GRATIFICATION I CAN TAKE
  • and then liz just had to RUN into tom’s arms like eww come on ugh
  • after all that shit they still didn’t get agnes what the actual fuck I’M GETTING BORED WITH ALL THE RUNNING AROUND AND CHASING BAD GUYS HELLO PEOPLE
  • AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MR. KAPLAN. I GET THAT RED IS ANGRY BUT WTF MR. KAPLAN LOVES YOU DON’T YOU SHIT ON THAT AND WHEN HE SAID “THE ACRE IS YOURS” I WAS LIKE YES YOU GO BABY DO THE RIGHT THING AND THEN HE FUCKING SHOT HER AND I LITERALLY YELLED “NO!” AT THE TV LIKE UM NOT FUCKING ACCEPTABLE EXCUSE YOU AND THEN THEY LINGERED OVER HER BODY TOO LONG AND HER HAND TWITCHED AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK DOES ANYONE EVER DIE ON THIS SHOW WHAT NOW
  • to make things even better NEXT WEEK LOOKS JUST AS BORING AND WE WON’T GET A SPECIAL REUNION JUST LIZ DEMANDING THINGS FROM RED AFTER SHE HURT HIM MORE THAN SHE CAN IMAGINE SHE BETTER FUCKING SAY SORRY AT LEAST IS2G I’M SO OVER THIS
  • *INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCREECHING*

Originally posted by slerpuff

Idk man I miss Dean and Cas’ friendship. These days we’re lucky if we see them mention each other and from the context we are expected to conclude they are still good friends and care for each other and it’s not that I doubt it for one second, but I miss them actually communicating. Last time they actually had scenes together, we got a brief phone call, Dean giving Cas the first blade and a shoulder pat in passing. I’m not being greedy or anything, but at least a couple of sentences when Cas is actually around for once wouldn’t kill anybody.

One day, Gajeel is passing by a small town, after losing suspects of a small theft, and had to stop because he got a noise disturbance sent to him. He (and Lily) walks through the town by himself, letting his crew go back to the council without him, and searches for the building that sent the call.
He comes across a small book store, he heard yells that sounded similar, Gajeel opens the door to the cute shop, and can’t believe his eyes.
Jet and Droy are shaming a young man for stealing money that belonged to their friend. 
Levy is standing at the counter trying to say it’s okay, he didn’t steal much, and turned to sigh but instead came across Gajeel.
Both at the same time widened their eyes, and the atmosphere felt as if they couldn’t breath. But words trembled out of their mouths, at the same time they both said “I missed you” in melancholy voices. Then a smile showed upon their faces, reading they knew the adventure has never ended.

SHIT, PEOPLE IN THE KIDS NEXT DOOR TAG ARE GETTING RECOMMISSIONED. I actually feel out of love with the show, I want to get recommitted man. Like KND was fab, still is to an extent. Like, I would be with my siblings after school on Friday and we would be waiting for our Grandma to pick us up for a night at her house, and I would watch KND while waiting. I actually became a teenager or an *sigh* an adult with this show, I ain’t strong man. Is this an April Fools joke, maybe, but, a small chance not, and I wouldn’t miss it for the world. “Nigel Uno, what have you done?!”