man i don't know what to call some of this stuff anymore

(long post, sorry)

In spite of everything I love Harley Quinn but, damn, writers treat her so badly. I swear, the temptation to make her actually stupid must be terrible because it’s so often implied, or explicitly stated, that she slept her way through school. First of all, it does not work like that.  Second, she’s not a therapist or a psychologist, she’s a psychiatrist, she’s a fricking MD and a damn young one too. Managing pre-med and collegiate gymnastics that she relied on to keep her scholarship? Harley is fucked up, but she’s not the dumb blonde she plays. (also stop making her stacked, she’s a gymnast. she is 4’11” of pure muscle and is not top heavy)

If you want a good Harley backstory it’s simple. She’s ADHD but medicated and slightly robotic because of it. I want to take special care not to demonize meds but, rather, people’s disapproval of neurodivergence and a lack of focus on what is best for a patient rather than what is most convenient for others. So, maybe, around ten years old Harley is a hyperactive space cadet who’s brilliant at tests but sloppy at coursework, who would be a gymnastics prodigy if she could actually focus on technique and put in practice time instead of fooling around. Then the meds come and it’s actually really cool because she can do the things she needs to do instead of just wanting to do them, doing something else entirely, and getting in trouble. People are proud of her, she’s proud of herself. But now there are expectations. Family and teachers and coaches overschedule her, find worth only in her success and don’t care about her mental health at all as long as she’s performing and castigate her when she does fail. Fuck if you don’t internalize that. But she doesn’t look unhealthy and she’s doing amazing. She actually has to choose between the Olympic trials and continuing her grad studies. She probably has some issues with self-harm but it either doesn’t look like self-harm or is well covered up. 

When Arkham accepts her, fresh from her residency, it’s not a mistake. The woman is amazing. All they can see is a mountain of achievements rather than the seething ball of nerves, self-loathing, and imposter syndrome boiling just under the surface. That’s when Joker comes in. He’s got the Hannibal Lecter shtick down. Where everyone else sees an intelligent driven young woman he sees a frightened overwhelmed girl who is working her hardest to convince the world she’s anyone other than herself. Sending her into a nervous breakdown would be too easy so he doesn’t even bother. Instead he’s open with her, almost friendly. The other doctors are amazed, Harley is amazed, she’s not done anything particularly revolutionary but, for the first time in forever, it looks like the clown prince of crime is showing progress. He unravels her and it’s a challenge, she flinches back and gets very serious when he comes too close to the real Harley under the professional. Still, soon she’s questioning everything. She doesn’t even really like her co-workers. She hasn’t had a real friend in years. She’s forgotten how to have fun. Did she ever want this to be her life or did she just do it for other people? It starts so slowly that it looks, at first, like she’s getting better at self-care. Maybe something totally silly one weekend, a trampoline park where she can enjoy the way her toned body moves without stressing out over landings, a face painting booth at a street fair, some garishly colored downright tacky decoration that clashes with her sensible apartment. Suddenly she realizes how much she hates knowing the difference between cream and ecru. The beigeness of her life is repulsive. She hates the person she’s pretending to be even more that she hates herself which is really saying something.

After her weekend of freedom she would have called in sick if it wasn’t so suddenly important to see him. The relief she feels at talking to one of Gotham’s most infamous supercriminals is disturbing but it is relief and she’s been swallowing a slow-motion panic attack for hours. She admits, though she shouldn’t, that she took his advice about doing something fun and he teases her, what would straight-laced Doctor Quinzel do for fun? Did she realphabetize her sock drawer or buy a new clipboard? It’s not important to impress him, it’s really not. He’s dangerous, cruel, and he looks so proud when she admits that she bought a lamp shaped like a lawn flamingo. The only mistake, he says, is that she should have stolen it. She hopes the wicked thrill it gives her doesn’t show on her face. It does. She almost even laughs. He likes it when he can make her laugh and she likes it when he likes things.

It’s wrong and unprofessional, the relationship she develops, and she knows it but her whole life she’s been so high strung. Nothing she’s done has been for her, she’s not sure she knows how to really do selfish things anymore, but he knows the selfish things she needs to do. It feels good when she follows his advice even when it’s small things like the rainbow striped socks she wears concealed under her very bland slacks and sensible shoes. She’s so happy, almost giddy, and he loves her happiness, he loves her, he loves the real her that she’s had to beat down and hide for so long, the her that even she isn’t able to love. She is able to love him, though, and since he loves her she’s able to love herself for him, to protect and nurture something so important to him.

When the choice comes between her old self, the tedious endless labor of making the world proud, and Him, the spectacular man that brought color into her life, it’s not even a question. She kills Doctor Harleen Quinzel, she throws away the version of her that let herself burn just for medals and hollow accolades. She embraces Harley Quinn and it’s so much a part of her nature she can’t even see that she’s still living her life for someone else’s approval, except this time that person is a murderous clown. She hasn’t let her hair down, she’s just put it in pigtails instead of a bun.

  • Me: *sigh*
  • Cashier: What's wrong?
  • Me: It's the scent of this place. It's nostalgic. Reminds me of lavender scent of my grandmother's house. Even color of the walls remind me of the bygone era of my childhood; the dim sunsets of a fuzzy summer evenings, and faint memory of fading dreams.
  • Cashier: Ah, you want to start all over do you? I know the feeling. It's enough to drive me to the brink.
  • Me: Verily. At some point, I began to live my life in retrospect. The now doesn't matter anymore because everything has become so bland. What am I to do in this monotonous life when my happy times passed so long ago. It's as if-
  • Cashier: *turns into a 9 foot tall vibrating metal cube that deconstructs me at a molecular level and turns me into pure radium powder*
  • Guy, with that as fetish who actually wrote this post: *doesn't even jack it just looks at the screen all sweaty and breathing heavily*
  • Girlfriend: *walks into the room unannounced* Everything okay? You've been acting kind of strange recently.
  • Guy: *quickly closes all tabs* Oh, nothing. I'm just like. I'm... you know. I've been tired.
  • Girlfriend: *suspiciously* ...sure. Pizza's here by the way.
  • Guy: Okay, cool. I'll be right out. *wipes sweat from head*
  • Girlfriend: *texts best friend* He's definitely cheating. He just closed like twenty tabs on his computer!!!!!!!
  • Best Friend: Did you look through his browsing history?
  • Girlfriend: Yeah, it's all wikipedia pages about radioactive stuff. It's so fucking weird. He's either cheating or a terrorist.
  • Best Friend: That's creepy. I'd break up with him.
  • Girlfriend: I've been considering it, but it's complicated. I still feel so strongly about him. I don't want to ruin our relationship.
  • Best Friend: Sometimes you have to break things off with the people you care about the most. For a little bit anyway.
  • Girlfriend: Yeah, I get that. It's so hard though. I can't imagine life without him.
  • Best Friend: You have to do what you have to do. It's the only way to move forward. Getting stuck in a stagnant relationship can ruin you.
  • Girlfriend: I guess you're right...
  • Best Friend: *is wearing a full hazmat suit.*
  • Doctor: *walks up behind her* Jennifer, stop texting. We need you in the bottom.
  • Best Friend: Sorry, got it.
  • Best Friend: *descends in elevator, sees 9 foot tall humanoid ant corpse on the ground* Fucking gross! Do you know where it came from.
  • Doctor: No clue. It's why we called you here.
  • Best Friend: This isn't like any cryptid I've ever seen. It must be extraterrestrial in origin. Wait... is its body full of gummy worms? *hears the sound of the elevator going up behind her*
  • Best Friend: Doctor! Where are you going!? What the fuck!?
  • Doctor: Waves to her from the elevator.
  • Ant Humanoids: *appear from the shadows in the hundreds*
  • Best Friend: No, no, no, no! This can't be happening.
  • Ant Humanoids: *surround her*
  • Best Friend: Don't fucking come near me! I'm highly radioactive! You'll all die if you eat me.
  • Ant Humanoid in the back: *listening to comic book podcast*
  • Podcast Guy 1: So when it comes to Superman, I feel like there are actually two characters. Clark Kent, the man. Then there's Superman, the ideal. They're the same person but represent very different aspects of him.
  • Podcast Guy 2: Comic books are fucking stupid, my dude. *cellphone buzzes* Hold up, I gotta take this.
  • Podcast Guy 2: *gets an alert that his favorite fetish forum has updated, licks lips fuckingly*
  • Podcast Guy 2: *under breath* Oh yeah. A new radium dust sexual fanfic. Can't wait to tweak my noodle to this! Zoo wee mama!
  • Podcast Guy 1: What did you just say.
  • Podcast Guy 2: Nothing, man. We were talking about Superman. Let's continue with that.
  • Podcast Guy 1: Yeah, as I was saying. Superman would definitely be a power bottom and

anonymous asked:

the gay kiss in svtfoe is like 1 sec long i wish you guys would stop gaslighting people with this being good rep when the entire second season is given over to a completely unnecessary supposedly heterosexual love triangle, because they won't ever canonize marco as a girl. like seriously. pretending this is great rep has consequences, it alienates fans and it tells disney and other corporations they can throw us scraps and that they don't need to try to get our pink dollars. Stop.


First of all, I can do whatever I want. Second of all, I can do whatever I want. And third, I can do whatever I want.

Okay? Glad we established that. With that out of the way, I’m gonna be very clear with people like you who keep telling me and other people like what we should want, need and demand. 

Star has done a lot in terms of destroying gender roles and other stereotypes and taboos for kids and young people out there. Its characters are not flat and they have their own personalities, their own lives and agency, which don’t conform to gender norms as they have been force-fed to us by society. Breaking this kind of stereotypes is gonna be so liberating for so many kids. For example:

  • You don’t have to be girly to be a girl (Janna is into a lot of creepy and icky stuff usually considered boyish, just to mention someone)
  • Being feminine doesn’t define your gender (Marco, and I’m gonna get back to you on this)
  • Having trouble managing your anger does not make you a bad person (Tom. who is working so hard to keep it under control and improve because he wants to be better)
  • You can have a bunch of mixed, apparently contradicting traits, and that doesn’t make you less worthy of the gender you identify with (Star is very girly and likes cute stuff but still kicks ass and loves every second of it)
  • Boys can be affectionate with other boys (if we assume, based on what we know at the moment, that Marco identifies as a boy, and again, I’ll get back to you on that), and that’s okay (Marco and Tom, even though I still think the whole Friendenemies episode was very homoerotic)

Originally posted by mettatonexox

I’m really grateful for this new wave of cartoons (such as Star vs The Forces of Evil, Gravity Falls or Steven Universe). Different shows are exploring different themes from different angles, and that doesn’t mean that one is necessarily above the other. Star may not be exploring queerness in full (like Steven Universe does, for example), more like touching upon its surface, but it is still playing a role in its normalisation.

Never did I say that the infamous 1-second gay kiss was good rep. For me to call it rep, I would need it to feature at least characters whose names we know. But you know what? I’m okay with it being something in the background and I don’t consider it gaslighting, because as far as I know, the show did not make a big deal out of it, they did not announce “Hey! We are giving you guys gay rep! Look at all the diversity we’re including!”. I actually heard nothing from the show-runners. It was the media that blew up and made a huge deal out of it because of some stupid parents’ reaction. The whole thing was a nice detail that acknowledged the existence of gay people and made an effort to normalise queerness by showing them doing something as mundane as going to a concert with their partners. Period.

And on that note, I want to add that yes, more than this is desirable and it’s okay (it’s very important, actually!) to ask for proper representation. But we can’t close our eyes to the stuff that’s already come our way just because it’s not as much as we wanted it to be. Things take time. Society is still coming to terms with LGBT+ people, and rushing them is only gonna make them clam up and reject any notion of it. Hell, parents wanted to take Star out of Disney XD because they were outraged by a 1-sec cartoon gay kiss! Even though I’m tired of waiting, I see that Disney is treading on thin ice with its more conservative audience and has to carefully plan its every step. And they are still making progress. Slowly, but surely.

We got Beauty and the Beast with gay LeFou (even though I still think it should have been the clock and the candelabra), despite the foreseeable boicot from many people. I’m not saying “we’re good, we can stop demanding stuff from show-runners and movie directors”, I’m saying, “let’s appreciate the progress we’re making while aiming for more”. We’ve come a long way since Disney’s massive no-homo when High School Musical gave a girlfriend to Ryan, literally the gayest man alive in the Disney Universe.

And about the “unnecessary heterosexual love triangle”: I dunno, anon, I’m a storyteller and I saw it coming for a long time. The show built up to that point. It’s not like they pulled it out of their asses. Would I have wanted it to be a love square featuring Tom? Why yes, absolutely, but oh well. It still makes sense in the story they’re telling and it’s integrated in the plot. It would have been weird if Marco, who had been crushing on Jackie since Day 1, had just moved on from her without thinking twice.

Originally posted by cosmicstimmer

Now, about Trans!Marco: I’m gonna be very honest with how I view it, and I’ll also let you know that I’m transgender myself (non-binary pal here, hey, how are ya), as well as a transgender rights activist and lecturer, so I know what I’m talking about. I have nothing against the Trans!Marco fannon, obviously. I think some seed has been planted in the show and as of now, people can make of it what they will. I’d be thrilled and on board if there were any confirmation from TPTB. But I’m not taking it as anymore than that for now, and I’ll entertain both Trans!Marco and Cis!Marco notions. Why?

Yes, Marco has been shown as Princess Marco several times already, pronouns have been changed to feminine and nobody has questioned Marco’s new status during those times. However, Marco hasn’t expressed a particular preference for being treated as a girl (true, no preference for masculine treatment has been expressed either, so we’re kind of in a neutral zone I guess?). I mean, you see Marco wearing dresses and a wig with no complain, as well as being treated as a girl, but after that episode is over, you don’t really see Marco displaying any signs of discomfort with gender identity or pronouns or disphoria or gender expression or anything like that. Actually, the character’s development continues as it was before that happened (anybody else remembers that episode where Marco lives on a different dimension for 16 years and embraces every masculinity trope under the sun?). 

Originally posted by soyalexnajera

Now I’m not saying you have to meet a bunch of requirements to be trans (I’m no trans gatekeeper), but these are the kind of things that usually give it away when we’re talking about someone else’s experience, since we are not inside their head. 

Yes, Marco does possess some traits traditionally associated with femininity (like spending hours getting ready for the date with Jackie), but they’re vague enough that they could mean something or nothing at all (like I said, the show does a lot to destroy gender roles). I feel like I can’t really call it for sure based on that. With how indifferent Marco seems to be to different pronouns, I’d actually say that there’s higher chances this character falls somewhere in the non-binary spectrum, rather than identifying as a girl. This is, of course, my personal opinion, and I might be wrong. But it goes to show that the hinting done in the show has been so subtle for now that it could go either way, and so, I fail to see why we should get angry that Marco isn’t being treated as a girl at the moment.

Just my two cents.

anonymous asked:

While at a hotel the Chocobros and their girlfriends get into a bad argument, the guys say something they regret from anger (like "I don't need you anymore" something angsty as hail) and when their S.O's sneak out of the hotel during the night, the guys freak out? Your blog is awesome by the way

Thank you so much! <3 Things said out of anger can ruin relationships all the time. This is both a fun and unique prompt that I looked very forward to writing.



Noctis dug his fingers in his hair, it had been 4 hours, 4 hours ago, he had yelled at you, over something so stupid.

“Just leave me the hell alone, since I’m not good enough for you, why don’t you just leave.”

The look of hurt, betrayal and sadness that crossed your face, only for you to stand up straight. Staring the man in the eye,

“All right, fine.”

Had he not been so upset, the Prince wouldn’t now be sleeping on the far side of the bed, rolling over to look to you. Maybe he could apologize in the dead of night, and it would help his mind to rest just a little. Only to realize that you weren’t there! Yet he felt you get in the bed.

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Disney Lyric Starters
  • [ Classic, modern, golden days, you name it, i got it. Feel free to change pronouns etc. Also this is a looong post]:
  • "Some day, my prince will come."
  • "Some day, we'll meet again."
  • "Some day when spring is here, we'll find our love anew."
  • "And soon you'll find you're dancing to the tune."
  • "There isn't any let up. I hear them calling, calling."
  • "Every time she/he'd find a minute, that's the time that they begin it."
  • "They always keep her/him hopping."
  • "She/He goes around in circles till she/he's very, very dizzy."
  • "They have stars in their eyes."
  • "Side by side with your loved one, you'll find enchantment here."
  • "The night will weave its magic spell when the one you love is near."
  • "This is the night, and the heavens are right."
  • "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?"
  • "Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?"
  • "How many wonders can one cavern hold?"
  • "I want to be where the people are."
  • "I want to see, want to see 'em dancing."
  • "Flipping your fins, you don't get too far."
  • "What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?"
  • "Sick of swimming. Ready to stand."
  • "And I'm ready to know what the people know."
  • "When's it my turn?"
  • "I can see what's happening, and they don't have a clue."
  • "With all this romantic atmosphere, disaster's in the air."
  • "She'd turn away from me."
  • "He's holding back. He's hiding."
  • "Why won't he be the king I know he is, the king I see inside?"
  • "Love is where they are."
  • "If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that."
  • "No man is worth the aggravation."
  • "Honey, we can see right through you."
  • "It's too cliche. I won't say I'm in love."
  • "I thought my heart had learned its lesson."
  • "You keep on denying who you are and how you're feeling."
  • "Get off my case. I won't say it!"
  • "I steal only what I can't afford."
  • "These guys don't appreciate I'm broke."
  • "I can take a hint, gotta face the facts. You're my only friend."
  • "I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em."
  • "Tell you all about it when I got the time!"
  • "I think I'll take a stroll around the block."
  • "Let's not be too hasty."
  • "They're quick, but I'm much faster."
  • "Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly."
  • "Both a little scared, neither one prepared."
  • "Finding you can change, learning you were wrong."
  • "Certain as the sun rising in the east."
  • "There's something sweet and almost kind."
  • "I wonder why I didn't see it there before."
  • "Who'd have ever thought that this could be?"
  • "True he's no "Prince Charming"..."
  • "Who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?"
  • "We'll wait and see a few days more."
  • "What I love most about rivers is you can't step in the same river twice."
  • "To be safe, we lose our chance of knowing."
  • "Can I ignore that sound of distant drumming?"
  • "Is all my dreaming at an end?"
  • "For a long time we've been marching off to battle."
  • "Our aching feet aren't easy to ignore."
  • "Think of instead, a girl worth fighting for."
  • "I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars."
  • "It all depends on what she cooks like."
  • "Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer."
  • "Yet the only girl who'd love him is his mother."
  • "Whatever you do, I'll do it, too."
  • "Show me everything, and tell me how."
  • "It all means something, yet nothing to me."
  • "It's all so close, and yet so far."
  • "I wanna know. Can you show me?"
  • "I wanna know about these strangers like me."
  • "Why do I have this growing need to be beside her?"
  • "Come with me now to see my world."
  • "Don't you disrespect me, little man!"
  • "You're in my world now, not your world."
  • "And I got friends on the other side."
  • "Sit down on my table, put your minds at ease."
  • "I can read your future. I can change it around some, too."
  • "You come from two long lines of royalty."
  • "I'm a royal myself on my mother's side."
  • "Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low."
  • "Mom and dad cut you off, huh, playboy?"
  • "You've been pushed around all your life."
  • "Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?"
  • "I hope you're satisfied, but if you ain't, don't blame me!"
  • "All that time never even knowing just how blind I've been."
  • "At last I see the light, and it's like the fog has lifted."
  • "If she/he's here, it's crystal clear I'm where I'm meant to go."
  • "All at once everything is different now that I see you."
  • "Come on, let's go and play!"
  • "I never see you anymore."
  • "We used to be best buddies, and now we're not."
  • "I've started talking to the pictures on the walls."
  • "It gets a little lonely, all these empty rooms."
  • "People are asking where you've been."
  • "They say "Have courage," and I'm trying to."
  • "We only have each other."
  • "It's just you and me. What are we gonna do?"
  • "Okay, can I just say something crazy?"
  • "I love crazy."
  • "I've been searching my whole life to find my own place."
  • "I've never met someone who thinks so much like me."
  • "Say goodbye to the pain of the past."
  • "We don't have to feel it anymore."
  • "Can I say something even crazier?"
  • "I've been staring at the edge of the water for as long as I can remember."
  • "Every road leads back to the place I know where I cannot go."
  • "It calls me, and no one knows how far it goes."
  • "I can lead with pride. I can make us strong."
  • "I'll be satisfied if I play along."
  • "What is wrong with me?"
  • "But no one knows how deep it goes."
  • "If the wind on my sail on the sea stays behind me, one day I'll know how far I'll go."
  • "Now I know I can be happy as a clam because I'm beautiful, baby."
  • "Scrub the deck and make it look shiny."
  • "I just love free food."
  • "Ouch! What a terrible performance!"
  • "You don't swing it like you used to, man."
  • "Send your armies, but they'll never be enough."
  • "You try to be tough, but your armor's just not hard enough."
Matthew Daddario Quotes
  • "We call our shoes ‘sneakers,’ right? But they're not really sneaking."
  • "Can't wait till they invent phones with keyboards."
  • "I don't know this guy. He came to hang out so I complimented his hair."
  • "How many artichokes can you eat in one sitting?"
  • "No, go back to my idea!"
  • "Maybe, they'll throw the books out. Just not follow the books anymore."
  • "Hey guys did everyone floss today? You gotta floss every day. Otherwise, your dentist makes you feel bad."
  • "I play piano but I won't call it a talent."
  • "I'm the funniest person in the cast and that's simply because everybody else is so painfully unfunny."
  • "There is literally no memory left in my phone. I took fourteen thousand blue sky photos and I need all of them."
  • "Send him photos of fried chicken and crab cakes."
  • "I have a dentist appt tomorrow. I'm not gonna brush my teeth tonight. Also not going to shower. This is going to be painful for everyone."
  • "You are not trash, you are lovely!"
  • "Don't sign contracts in your blood. It's usually not required by any reputable party."
  • "He's slippin' out his little tongue eating snail treats off the ground."
  • "I will eat anywhere in the house. I'll eat cheese crackers in bed!"
  • "He looks down and sees this wonderful man. He hops down there and smooches that man right on the face. Right in front of everyone."
  • "'s not fair that he is more handsome than me!!!"
  • "Don't do the hokey pokey around witches."
  • "They're never gonna release the deleted scenes to you guys because they're racy and inappropriate."
  • "This video is going on social media!"
  • "I'm ashamed to admit I lied about the selfies. The phone is 98% cow pictures and I can't delete them. I need a new phone. Forgive me."
  • "Thank god I started sandpapering my feet when I was four."
  • "Is Alec appreciating at an increased rate because of an increase in demand? Or is it the same rate as before."
  • "Note, some alpaca do not appreciate head pats."
  • "If humans lived in barns, we'd be smelly, too."
  • "Had to delete all my cow photos to make room for selfies, so I will say 'I appreciate you, cows.'"
  • "Wow. It's spelled Gollum. Wow. So disappointed. Hiding my own cell phone for the next two weeks."
  • "You're a little kitty cat. Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy kitty cat, kitty cat."
  • "Sometimes when I travel between dimensions, I think, man, I should really buy a sailboat."
  • "If I was running for President, my VP would be a well trained golden retriever."
  • "Who's not going to watch Hamlet in space? I mean, Space Hamlet!"
  • "I just think we should all acknowledge what is awesome about Harry!"
  • "I like eating food after dark."
  • "Generally, people avoid kissing their sister in a healthy life."
  • "If you don't like my zebra leggings, it's because you just don't understand zebra leggings."
  • "I think we should provide more showers for cows."
  • "If I'm having a bad day, I eat pizza."
  • "I hope Google uses the same algorithm to encrypt my email as my pocket does to tie knots with my headphones."
  • "I would own a farm. Not like growing crops but maybe have a few animals like cows, and maybe an alpaca or a llama. I would chop wood all day."
  • "Dog. #dog. Dog. Dog."
  • "Had fun tweeting with/at you guys. Phone is about to die. Gonna go get more double-A batteries."
  • "The jackhammer has been joined by his friend, the concrete saw. Rare that you get two music legends right outside your window like this."
  • "Interdimensional cat smuggling is severely punished. But you can make a killing on the black cat market."
  • "You should just give up on me like I did. So done with me right now I can't even."
  • "What am I fan of? No one's ever asked me this before! Oh man."
  • "I don't know why they say that. I think they're poking fun at me."
  • "Congrats. You deserve that sailboat."
  • "I don't know. I don't have any pet peeve. Yapping little dogs, I guess. Buttons that don't go up right."
  • "Donkeys look like rabbit horses."
  • "Everyone is all, 'follow your heart.' If that worked I'd be watching Shadowhunters in my spaceship."
  • "Am I making this up?"
  • "I don't condone it, but I understand it, and therefore, I will not pass judgment on it."
  • "I can eat a pound of pork rinds."
  • "I am your bird king!"
  • "Baby pigs or baby cows? They're both good options."
  • "I have deleted a single photo from my phone. I have room for one selfie. Living on the edge. If it happens, no second chances."
  • "She gets it at a Shadowhunter tailor where we get all our stuff. Are you serious?"
  • "My cell phone is not the most important thing in my life. It just feels that way."
  • "Kill her immediately. Problem solved."
  • "You're not me? Most people aren't, in my experience."
  • "Man I've spent a whole year talking about sailboats and I could have just jumped on this SHIP."
  • "Reminder not to cite 'game of thrones' as my motivation for getting into politics."
  • "To all the people who threaten to punch me in the face... Do I have to be concerned or is that a love thing?"
  • "Put this on?! Fit it on my body?!"
  • "I’m going to shave today. Nobody will recognize me and I’ll have to reintroduce myself to all my friends."
  • "Don't get me started on this question."
  • "Okay, quick question. What does it mean when someone says they are your 'trash?' Asking for a friend..."
  • "Wait, 'SexyBack' is by Justin Timberlake?"
  • "Everyone's smooching everyone and Alec just wants to do his job. That's why he's the best and deserves a big smooch."
Sticky Situations

Summary: Sometimes keeping your mouth shut ends your life, sometimes it doesn’t.

Word count: 1073

Warnings: angst if you squint really hard

A/N: this is for @propertyofpoeandbucky ‘s disney writing challenge congrats on 3k love


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anonymous asked:

I don't know if you're still into servamp and the c3 ot3 (was that what you called them? lol). And I also don't know if you read fanfiction, but there is like one now on ao3. I just thought I'd let you know about that

Thank you!!!!! For letting me know!!!!!!!!!! Holy heck I’ll be sure to read it asap!!! *O*

Anon said: the other day I was listening to the weather forecast on the radio and they talked ab it very poetically, at some point they said “we might get the appearance of a shy lightning in the afternoon” and I just… Denki.

This is THE CUTEST THING I’ve read all week thank you oh my g o d …………. a shy lightning……………………… so cute…………………….h e c k I’m smiling so hard r i p

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Don't Leave Me Again

Harry Hook x Reader

Warnings - blood, lanuage and fluff

It’s been 3 months since you first started dating Jack, son of Dr Facilicer the shadow man. As you walked to Jack’s house you noticed his bedroom light was off but green lights flicked throu his window. Once you climbed up his fire escape you saw him performing some sort of voodoo.

Your knocking on the window grabbed Jack’s attention. “(Y/N) your here early” he mumbled placing a soft kiss to your cheek.

“I know I’m sorry I just wanted to know if after we do this can we go out on a date? It’s been weeks since our last one” you tried to make sure that you where carefull with how you worded it to prevent him from getting angry. Everyone knows that has a short temper when it comes to what he wants.

He sighed “only if you brought the stuff and I finish this potion” letting a smile spread over your face you grab your shoulder bag and tip out it’s contents.

“One frog, a glass of sea water, a bottle of whisky and a lock of a young girls hair.” Smilling in joy at what you achieved, Jack picks up the items and carefully place them into the potion following his farthers book.

“(Y/N) Thankyou for getting this stuff for me babe but before we go on our date I have to get something else.”

Nodding your head Jack grabs your hand and pulls you out the window. As he interlocks your fingers he leads you to Ursula’s fish a Chip shop.

“Stay here please. I’ll be back in a moment” as he gives you another kiss on the cheek, he leaves you out side the chip shop sitting on the edge of the dock.

You slowly swing your legs back and forth looking at the black cloud over you. You shiver at the cold air that nips at your skin as the sun sets. After twenty minutes you start to get impatient.

Going against his wishes you walk into the chip shop. Looking around you can’t see the short hair boy in dark leather clothing anywhere. You spot Gil your childhood friend and hug him. “Gil! It’s been forever” Gil returns the hug and smiles down at you “have you seen Jack? He came in here about twenty minutes ago.”

Gil sighs and shakes his head “he was here talking to Uma but they disappeared out the back. You know he doesn’t deserve you right?” Gil has always been like an older brother to you. He never liked Jack and wished to kill him but couldn’t because he didn’t want to hurt you.

You let out a sigh “Thanks Gil. I better go look for him. See you later.” As you drag your feet along the ground you hear voices coming from behind the back door.

“Why do you stay with her? She’s useless and she can’t please you like I can.”

“I know but she’s the only one who knows where to get the special pixie dust that I need. Once I’m done with this potion we’ll get rid of her. And we’ll control Auradon together! The stupid girl is still sitting at the dock waiting for me.” The voices started to laugh.

You peek through the small circular window in the door and your heart breaks. Jack has his arms around Uma and is kissing her. You take a deep breath before slamming the door open.

“So your a lier, asshole, user and a cheat. I can’t believe I fell for you and I believed you!” You stomped over to Jack and kicked him in the shin. “I hope you rot in hell.” Just before you walked out the door you turned around and held up a small glass flask of glowing gold powder. “I’m sure you know what this is Jack. Pixie dust. I’ve had it the whole time and I was going to give it to you. But you know what I’m going to keep it for myself. See you in hell… babe.”

As you slam the door behind you, Uma laughs “How pathetic. Who needs her?” Jack chases after you calling out your name.

You see Gil and grab his shoulders “please buy me some time I have to hide the pixie dust” Gil doesn’t question why your crying and shoves Jack away from you. While Jack is on the ground you slip the dust into Gil’s pocket and nod at him before running off.

“(Y/N) RUN!” Gil struggles to hold Jack back.

You make it if of the Chip shop before one of Jack’s shadow men grab you. “Let me go! Please” they all laugh and pull you towards the edge of the dock.

“Well, well, well. Getting rid of that oaf was easier then I thought.” Jack appears from out of the shadows and whipes blood of his knuckles. “Did you honestly think that a monster like me would love someone like you” he lets out a low chuckle as he takes a step towards you.

He reached out to touch your face but you take a step back. “Awe why are you running from me (Y/N). You love my touch.” Jack grabs your wrists. “Now tell me where is the Pixie Dust!” You smirk and whisper in his ear “I don’t have it anymore. Your so stupid to think I’d keep it on myself”

Jack let’s out a deep growl as he digs his fingers into your arms “Where is it! TELL ME NOW (Y/N)!” You smile at him but before he can say anything else foot steps approach you.

“Now tell me what have we h'er?” Harry Hook smirks at you as he approaches you. His accent filled with mischief along with his smirk. Jack pulls out his sword and puts you infront of him with his sword to your throat.

“I wouldn’t do that if I where you Harry.” Jack challenged Harry and held the sword closer to your neck. “Ye'r always been so hot headed Jack. I’m h'er because ye beat up my best matey.”

You and Harry haven’t spoken to each other since you where eleven. He was a quiet boy who always stole your toys and flirted with you. He’s so much different to the Harry you knew.

“You mean Gil? That air head had it coming. He didn’t even put up a fight.” You see Harry clench his jaw and let out a growl. “He isn’t an airhead like ye!” Harry attacks Jack pushing him to the ground. He punches Jack multiple times. You stumble back with new tears falling from your eyes “sstop.” You try to pull Harry of Jack before he kills him. “No Harry stop he’s not worth it.” He stops and steps away from Jack who is now coughing up blood.

You feel something dripping down your arm. You look down at your shoulder to see a giant gash running from the base of your neck to your shoulder. You try to stop the bleeding with your hand but start to feel light headed.

Grabbing Harry’s hand you pull him away from Jack “common lets go” Harry refuses to move. You sigh realsing your arm. Blood covers your hand and you try to wipe it off. Before you realize Jack is up again and pushes you off the dock into the water.

As your falling you hear Harry yelling and a loud thud. Your body sinks into the water and the pain in your arm intensifies.

Living on the Isle you were to afraid of the water to learn how to swim. You slowly start to feel your body go numb when a pair of arms wrap around your waist pulling you up to the surface.

You wrap your arms around your savour as you take big breaths. You lay your head in the crook of there neck as they carry you to shore. Once your feet are on the ground you look at your savior “Harry? You saved me?” Harry looks down at you with a smirk “The one and only Princess.”

He bows at you before walking away. “Wait” you grab his hand to stop him “How did you know that I couldn’t swim?” Before he could reply pain shot through your arm making you fall to your knees.

You grab your shoulder trying to stop the now bigger cut on your arm from bleeding, holding back tears.

Harry sits infront of you and takes off his blue headscarf. “Let me help” you flinch away from his touch but let him look at the cut. “I’m gonna have to wrap it up to stop the bleeding so I can treat it back at me ship.” You nod your head and he starts wrapping his scarf around your shoulder.

Once he’s finished he picks you up and carries you to his farthers ship. “What about Jack?” Harry stops for a second “I beat him up. He will never threaten ye again love” you blush at him calling you love and lay your head on his chest.

Once he sneaked you past Uma’s crew and got you to his chamber he layed you down on his bed. Still soaking wet from the ocean you protested, but he wouldn’t listen “I’ll be back I have to get the first aid kit. I promise” nodding your head you watched him leave his room locking it on his way out.

After a few minutes he returned holding a dusty wooden box and a glass of water. “Drink this” taking the drink from his hands you watch him arrange medical supplies next to you.

“Thankyou for all this” Harry stoped what he was doing to look at you. “I saw what he did, what me Captain did. I’m sorry.” He looks away from you and continues to gather medical supplies.

You place a hand on Harry’s shoulder “It’s okay” he sighs and nodds his head. Inspecting your arm again he let out another sigh.

“For me to be able to clean this wound properly your going to have to take your shirt off” Harry’s cheeks turn a light pink as he looks away from you. You carefull remove your shirt leaving you in your bra.

He tries not to stare at you but couldn’t help himself. He mumbled “Wow” before he started to clean the wound. You flinch before he applyed a bandage being careful not to hurt you.

“Try not to get it wet or apply pressure” he wouldn’t stop looking at you. A cold breeze comes throu the window making you shiver. He walks over to his cardboard and grabs a black singlet and a pair of track pants.

“I’m sorry it’s not much” he walks out the door letting you get changed.

Once your done you open the door letting him back in. You look to the ground digging your feet into the floor “Harry can I stay here please? Just for tonight. I..I.. don’t have anywhere to go. It’s ok if yo…” He cuts you off by pulling you into a hug being careful of your injury “I’d love ye to”.

He lays down in his bed patting the space beside him. “No it’s ok I’ll sleep on the coach.” Before you can protest he pulled you under the covers wrapping his arms around your waist. “Please don’t leave me again.”

Noding your head you start to drift of with a smile on your face.

You finally got your best friend back…Your crush

Long Ass List of Daredevil Sentence Starters
  • "Scream all you want. Come on, let me hear you scream. Scream loud. Nobody gives a shit down here."
  • "I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "But seriously, yeah, I gotta go bribe a cop."
  • "Please stop giving my mom cigars."
  • "Look, I'm not asking you to do anything immoral."
  • "You've never done this before?"
  • "Maybe we can help each other."
  • "All I did was ask him for a drink."
  • "Define yourself by what you have, value the differences, make no apologies for what you lack."
  • "I thought I detected a whiff of virtue in there."
  • "But I'm awkward and unfashionable. Those things don't seem to apply to you."
  • "I just don't feel like going home okay?"
  • "So let's hop a few bars, not think about it."
  • "Your outfit kind of sucks, by the way."
  • "You haven't told me anything about you."
  • "Okay, good because I was starting to worry you might be in love with me."
  • "I drank the eel. Not a euphemism."
  • "And we are now filled with mighty eel strength!"
  • "After what you told me, I'm never going home again."
  • "I know you're scared, but I'm here to help you. Okay? - You don't have to be scared anymore."
  • "I make a heck of a latte, if you're interested."
  • "Facts have no moral judgment. They merely state what is. Not what we think of them, not what we feel."
  • "I know how hard this must be for you."
  • "You have no idea how any of this is for me."
  • "They have to pay for what they've done."
  • "They won't listen."
  • "We'll make them listen."
  • "You do not want to test me."
  • "You think this is still about you?"
  • "You should have just killed me. You coward."
  • "This is an offer, not an order."
  • "I did some digging into your, uh past activities."
  • "A man/woman that can be bought isn't worth having."
  • "I said you should move on. Didn't say anything about me."
  • "Even though our perception of it changes, one thing remains constant. The past can never be completely erased. It lingers."
  • "I've been lied to before by men/women. Some were even decent ones but they still felt the need to be dishonest about things that mattered."
  • "Hey, that's not a reason, it's an excuse."
  • "He's/She's like a sexual Rain Man."
  • "I want you to touch my face."
  • "Just tell me what you feel."
  • "You need anything else, you know where to find me."
  • "You want the short answer or the long one?"
  • "We need to contain this."
  • "Lying to that woman is impossible."
  • "Choose a side."
  • "I'm the closest he/she has to family. He'd/She'd do the same for me."
  • "That wasn't very smart, but it was fun watching you bleed."
  • "Life is not a fairy tale. Not everyone deserves a happy ending."
  • "Animals don't stop fighting. Not until one of them is dead."
  • "Admittedly, I'm a work in progress."
  • "Let's get this started."
  • "You know what they call stuff like that? Gifts. The special kind. The kind that very few people have. Or deserve."
  • "Smart don't come out of books, kid. Smart is making the right decision at the right time."
  • "Big world. Not all of it flowers and sunshine, and the only way guys like you and me can survive is to grab it by the throat and never let go."
  • "Are you gonna lie there all night or get up off your ass?"
  • "What a shithole."
  • "This is my life and I made something of it, without you."
  • "Relationships are a luxury men like you and me can't afford."
  • "Is that why you left? Huh? To protect me?"
  • "You got heart kid, but heart's not enough."
  • "Anger is a spark, good. Rage is a wildfire, out of control, therefore useless. Just like you."
  • "We all pay for our choices."
  • "I've learned a lot since you've been gone."
  • "You're a dick."
  • "Say that you want my help."
  • "I want you to help yourself."
  • "I don't need a friend. I need a soldier."
  • "In war, people die. If it's not you, it's the guy next to you."
  • "I swear I will not kill anybody. Pussy."
  • "Never is a man more good looking than when he is in love."
  • "You do your job, I'll do mine."
  • "On occasion some dickery may leak out, but doesn't mean I'm wrong."
  • "So, how long before I do something that pisses you off?"
  • "You can't listen to people like that. You have to just block them out."
  • "Yeah, you're just a guy, right? A really, really good-looking guy."
  • "If you weren't half dead, I would kick your ass."
  • "We're gonna be the best damn avocados this city has ever seen."
  • "Misspelling 'Hanukkah' is a mistake. Attempted murder is a little something else."
  • "Well, we seldom get everything we want. Not in this world."
  • "You were really something back in the day. When you had a soul."
  • "I'm not afraid to die."
  • "We'll be together, that's all that matters."
  • "You really think that this will change anything?"

thesailorofuranus  asked:

Can you do something Sandor or Petyr related for Got? Don't wanna ask for two but I love your stuff so much so I figured options.

Originally posted by queenofchaosandashes

A/N: Thank you darling for your sweet words 😩❤️! I hope you enjoy the imagines!

Try Harder (Petyr Baelish):

“Petyr, you are truly persistent to the point of annoyance.” You said fixing your dress as you walked through the corridor “I simply do not understand why you deny me at every turn.” He said with his hands pressed together causing you to roll your eyes at his comment “Because Petyr, you string along a tall redheaded Stark/Bolton yet you play these games with me. I am no child, if you wished to have me you would leave the poor child alone. She’s been through quite a lot.” You said walking away from him leaving him standing in the cold corridor alone and frustrated.

Dinner time had come, you and your family had been visitors in Winterfell as a definite way to plead your loyalty to house Stark. The dinner was very quiet and boring but you couldn’t help but feel a pair of eyes burning into your chest, and to your surprise there was Petyr Baelish staring at you bluntly as the girl he “loved” sat in front of him. You scoffed quietly as you stood up from the table excusing yourself as you walked down the corridor for some air.

Silence had finally wrapped around you embracing your presence, only it was short lived as you heard someone clear their throats from behind you. “Sir Baelish, I don’t understand your fascination with me. I am normal lady, nothing special, out of the ordinary, just a simple woman.” You said turning to face him only he had grabbed your hand leading you into an empty room as he now trapped you in between his arms “You couldn’t be anymore wrong. You are more than any ordinary woman, you are well spoken, intelligent, mindful, and you do not cower in fear when you meet a challenge you know you can not win.” He said lowly causing you to smirk “You’re right Petyr I am intelligent and mindful which is why I know that your affection over me holds no true feeling. It’s just a proclamation to help you advance in this world.” You said kissing him cheek, then stomping on his foot and taking your leave.

You fixed your hair tucking it in the proper places before making your way back to the dining room with a smile on your face. “I do apologize, I seemed to have gotten lost on my way back.” You said shrugging softly looking around noticing the room not make too much of your statement. Shortly after and limping Petyr came back inside taking his place in the shadows sending you a wink causing you to roll your eyes. This man truly wasn’t going down without a fight.

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The Sulking Man (Sandor Clegane):

You set the ale down on the table before walking back to the bar, the tavern was lively today. Men singing songs, dancing with women from all the seven kingdoms, every face in the tavern was smiling, all but one face was smiling. The man with the burns, he never smiled unless he was drunk, he would sit in the back of the tavern and sulk looking over at the other people with such a distaste as if he was disgusted by their joy and happiness.

You poured another ale before walking over to his table in the back sliding towards him as you sat down at his table he looked at you curiously “What do you think you’re doin’ girlie?” He asked taking a swing of his ale “Keeping you company, you always come to this tavern, always sit at this table, yet you never smile.” You asked watching him flinch at your words “You watching me eh?” He said letting out a deep chuckle “Yes. That’s the first time you’ve laughed in my tavern. Allow me to introduce myself I am (Y/N) barmaid at this tavern.” You said holding out your hand smiling at the man who looked unamused by your smile and friendliness “Sandor, they call me the hound. Like the obedient fucking dog I was.” He says harshly not bothering to shake your hand, which you retreated.

You both sat there in silence not uttering a word to each other, you couldn’t take it anymore, you got up from the table “Well Sandor, every man has a role in this upcoming war. If yours is to be an unhappy miserable man, you’re doing amazing.” You said taking his ale cup walking back to the bar refilling it placing it back on his table, as you turned away from him and began to walk to attended to other customers you heard him.

“Oi! (Y/N), come ‘ere.” He said waving his ale jug towards you as you raised an eyebrow walking towards him “Yes Sandor?” You asked placing your hand on your hip “Beautiful women shouldn’t be working in shitholes like this.” He said roughly “And brave men shouldn’t play pets.” You spat back causing him to smile “You are quite the fucking fire huh?” He asked leaning back “Yes I am, stay long enough you’ll see how hot I can get.” You said winking as you walked away from him.

The man who never smiles just smiled in your face and did it feel good to do the impossible.

anonymous asked:

I have a question, if you don't mind. I know that you don't think that Lana plays the Evil Queen well anymore. So I wanted to know what you thought of Colin's performance of Captain Hook in Dark Waters with Nemo. Was it as good as when Colin was only playing Hook, to you? Just curious, you're free to ignore this and I don't want to start any hate stuff. Just wanted to know cause I know that you are a Killian/Colin fan! :)

Yes, he was absolutely fantastic in the scenes with Nemo in Dark Waters. In the initial scene aboard the Jolly Roger, you can see how frustrated Killian is to still be stuck in the Enchanted Forest. He has his revenge to get to, his purpose to fulfill, and after being trapped for 28 years, now Cora’s telling him to wait some more? He’s angry and that shows. And then on the Nautilus, you get a mix of that anger and a bit of his snark… and then Nemo brings up family, tells Killian he knows the pain he’s feeling…

There’s a reason I made this line my tag for this scene. All that anger, all that frustration, came exploding out of him there. And it was visceral. You could feel it. That’s not a performance that’s lacking or has lost any of what’s made Colin’s performance on this show so damn phenomenal.  

There’s several reason why I think the interactions with Nemo play differently than his other Hook villain scenes from past episodes. First of all, Nemo isn’t a fellow villain, and Nemo has Killian pegged even before Killian interacts with him. Nemo comes in with the upper footing and knowledge and it’s clear that Killian senses that he’s outmatched by a far more honorable man (at least more than he was in that moment). You can see it in his face here:

His usual tricks aren’t gonna work with this guy. So it plays differently. They also clearly want to establish a far different rapport between these characters than Killian had with Rumple, Regina, or Cora. Nemo is a man we’re meant to respect, not as a villain we’re meant to enjoy. It’s also important to note that Killian, all through the flashbacks in Dark Waters, isn’t portrayed as a villain in any real sense. He’s portrayed as the hurting lost boy seeking a family (which is juxtaposed by the present day scenes where Killian now has a family). They weren’t going for a ‘oh, this is suave, sexy villainous Hook’ that they originally sold him as when he came on the show - they wanted us to feel for Killian, now knowing everything that we do about him. And Colin portrays that so well - this was a unique encounter for a lot of different reasons. 

Besides, we know Colin has absolutely zero difficulty playing the old, sassy Hook when he’s called upon to do it. He was doing it just a season before in the flashbacks in Swan Song…

Colin is an actor whose performances are all very nuanced. It’s all about the subtle changes he makes to help portray a specific emotion or sentiment. The looks in his eyes, the minute changes in expression, how he stands or carries himself. There’s not a lot overacting with Colin. Even as Dark!Hook - to me, it never came off as Colin trying to ‘sell’ crazy but rather the crazy was a byproduct of the darkness running rampant inside Killian. Colin is someone who seems to deeply understand his character and how to make the right adjustments to him when it’s necessary. 

Lana, on the other hand, seems to be trying too hard to portray the EQ in a very deliberate and specific way and she misses all of the nuance that should be going into that character. She’s trying to sell her instead of just letting her come naturally and it’s cringeworthy to watch. It takes me right out of her performance - I don’t see the Queen, I see Lana pretending to be a character, trying so hard to capture what she once had and falling so short of the mark.

anonymous asked:

Can you help with the specifics (timeline,details,order,etc) of Tony's chest implants - like I know first he had the chest plate, but I don't remember for how long, then he had an implant,but extremis healed him,but after he rebooted his brain he put in the RT. But I know I am missing some and I'm hoping you can clear that up

You are in luck, anon, because I literally wrote this out for someone yesterday!

Behold, the saga of Tony’s chest.

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Haikyū!! Pokémon AU #1

Hello! Finally! Some original content!

The first part of this series is a little more of my plot idea rather than headcanons, (I did throw in some here and there but hehe… ) Anyways, as always, I’m kicking off this series with my precious children Oiiwa, (With slight mentions of my other child Kenta.), I’ve been delaying this for who know’s how long and I sincerely apologise for that! Enough babbling, I hope you enjoy this rather long post!

  • (Iwa is currently the proud owner of a daycare? His parents passed it down to him after they retired.)
  • Since he practically grew up with Pokémon, Iwa is actually really good at taking care of them, his mother taught him how to properly treat their injuries and look after them. He has also learned how to properly make different sort of kibble for different Pokémon cause according to his mother, each Pokémon has an acquired taste.
  • Hajime looks up a great deal to his parents, so he promised when he grows old enough, he’d do his best to run the daycare too.
  • Oikawa has been friends with Iwa ever since they were little kids. Oikawa lives nearby so they often play with the Pokémon in the daycare and help out Iwaizumi’s parents. They’d do things like feeding them or help look after the baby Pokémon.
  • Oikawa’s first Pokémon was a Piplup. It was a present from his older sister for his tenth birthday. Hajime always laughs when he sees them together cause his Piplup was literally a carbon copy of him in Pokémon form.
  • Iwa’s first Pokémon on the other hand was an orphan Larvitar he found in the forest while playing with Arcanine. The two of them brought Larvitar home and Hajime made for it his very own Pokécubes with the help of his Mum. Larvitar was a little shy at first but eventually, they grew inseparable. (TYRANITAR LOOKS LIKE GODZILLA SHUSH.)
  • When Iwa tells Oikawa the brunette is more than happy for his friend, turns out, Oikawa had been waiting for him to get a Pokémon so they could go explore the caves together.
  • Iwa loves his new friend and they do everything together with Oikawa and Piplup. Though they didn’t get along really well at first, they slowly learned to accept each other’s difference and make friends.
  • Tooru has a bad habit of boasting about how strong his Piplup is, and though one would expect Iwaizumi to get angry or upset about his best friend acting so proud, he actually likes listening to Tooru rambling on about his Pokémon.
  • Sometimes their parents would find them cuddled under a tree with Arcanine as their shared pillow. They use this opportunity to snap some photos and tease them later on.
  • If they’re lucky, sometimes they get to take the Iwaizumi’s family’s Arcanine out for a ride around the lake. The weren’t allowed to do it too often cause the forest was crawling with dangerous Pokémon and they didn’t have any of their own at that time.
  • One time, Hajime and Tooru had secretly explored the forest without either of their parents’ permission. They weren’t aware of where they were going and accidentally stumbled into a beedrills’ nest. Tooru was freaking the fuck out but thankfully Hajime kept calm and managed to get the two of them back to the daycare safely after helping one of the beedrills’ with its injured wing. (He may or may not have realised he had a big crush on Hajime after that.)
  • One time they were out in the forest plucking some berries for the Pokémon at the daycare, Tooru stumbled upon some pretty flowers so he decided to make a flower crown for Hajime. When he was done, he gladly wore it for the raven. Afterwards, Tooru dragged Iwa back home.
  • Sometimes their mums joke that if the two of them don’t get married by the age of thirty, they’d hold a secret wedding for the two of them cause it was obvious there was some sort of mutual infatuation going on.
  • Just for fun, Tooru’s mum asked Tooru what he wanted to do when he grew up, he very proudly said “Marry Iwa-chan”. Let’s just say Oikawa-san wouldn’t stop laughing for ten minutes and Tooru was very confused. When she composed herself, she playfully ruffled his hair and told him “That’s great Sweetheart.”
  • When they went to explore the cave, Iwa somehow managed to trip over a rock and scrape his knee. Larvitar was panicking and Oikawa had zero clue on how to treat scrapes like that. Hajime brushes it off but Oikawa knows deep down, he was actually trying not to cry. (Tooru thinks Haji just doesn’t want to show his best  friend his “weak” side, and after that, he felt really bad.)
  • When they go home Tooru says his goodbye along with Piplup, before he left, he remembers seeing Hajime clutch his mother’s skirt and crying. Ever since that, him and Piplup promised to grow stronger so his best friend wouldn’t get hurt next time. (He’s ten, don’t mock this pure child.)
  • Eventually, Oikawa realises he wants to challenge the elite four and take his place as the champion. The first person he told was Hajime and in the beginning, the raven was against it because that meant they won’t see each other as much. Tooru didn’t think of that, but that didn’t make him reconsider his decision.
  • They had a big argument after that and Hajime just ran home upset and angry. Tooru knows for a fact that that was the second time he made Iwa cry. (He just knows even if it wasn’t in front of him, it’s like they’re connected.)
  • When Hajime reached home Larvitar moved in to comfort him. All Hajime said was “Bakakawa.” While he tries his best not to cry because to him, big boys didn’t cry. His mother saw him sitting in the front porch looking the most upset she has ever seen him. She holds him close and tells him gently, “It’s okay for big boys to cry too Hajime.” And that’s the moment when Hajime didn’t try to hold back his tears anymore.
  • Tooru goes home upset too that his best friend didn’t understand and wasn’t supportive of his goals and dreams. When he reached his house, he was greeted by his mother who looked rather concerned about why he was so upset. She asked him what was wrong and he said something like, “Iwa-chan is upset with me because I told him I wanted to be the champion!” His mother is a little confused so she asks, “Really?” As Tooru goes on about how Iwa-chan was being unreasonable, Oikawa-san decided to tell Tooru as directly as she could, “He’s just worried you might forget him Tooru, you know Hajime-kun.”
  • Tooru is not having it honestly. “Imagine if he’s the one telling you all of a sudden you’re leaving on a journey where he’ll rarely come back.”
  • Tooru goes quiet after that because he understood what his mother was driving at. He decides that the next day, he would go apologise to Hajime.
  • Funny thing, turns out it was Hajime going to Oikawa’s house to apologise first instead. Tooru felt very guilty because he knows it wasn’t Hajime’s fault. The only thing iwa asked for was this, “Even if you become the champion, you better not forget me okay?” Of course, Tooru promised.
  • A few weeks after Tooru turned twelve, he left their little town in Johto. Their parents got them Pokégears so they could still talk to each other. And they did.
  • For the first few months, Tooru would come and surprise Hajime and his family with small souvenirs and stories of his battles with trainers. Hajime was envious to a certain extent, but not so much for the adventure, he was instead upset that he couldn’t spend time like they used together anymore.
  • It was obvious they grew a little distant, they couldn’t really even look each other in the eye and stuff anymore. Their Pokémon were chill though, they still hung out and stuff.
  • Before Tooru left his last trip back home, he gave Hajime a HeartScale with their names written on it. The last thing he told Hajime was “Promise me you’ll wait for me.” Hajime didn’t really understand, but nevertheless, he promised.
  • Truth is, Tooru hid the fact that he planned on travelling to Sinnoh and Unova first. He heard about the legends and mysteries going around there and he was honestly more than intrigued. Another reason was for the strong Pokémon.
  • By the end of two months Tooru had already caught four Pokémon. Prinplup, Solosis, Pichu and an Eevee.
  • As the time from when Oikawa initially left for his journey grew from weeks to months, the visits and calls grew less. And eventually, they just stopped. Hajime kind of expected it. His best friend was probably living his dreams, it wasn’t fair if he got in the way if that, so he too didn’t try calling Oikawa or go looking for him, he kinda tried to convince himself the brunette had forget about him. (I’m sorry, I’m a sucker for sad things)
  • Well, months turned to years and eventually Hajime was 17 (Yes, they lost contact for 5 years). Business at the daycare was good, and he too had caught some Pokémon of his own. He had somehow managed to hatch a Shiny Eevee out of an abandoned egg, which later evolved into Umbreon. Got a Shinx which he trained to evolve into a larger than normal Luxray, a Trapinch he found in the caves he went to as a kid, and finally, evolved Larvitar into a tyranitar by then.
  • Also, the oh so wonderful puberty. While his Pokémon grew, he grew too. His voice got lower and his muscles started to show a little more. Hajime is really popular in his town, like, people fawn over him cause he’s so dreamy (cause same though), not just girls, but guys too. It’s like he’s goddamn attractive, he can cook, battle, take care of Pokémon, is probably the sweetest person to ever exist, and overall a complete man and lady killer. (Have you seen those biceps.)
  • Rumors have it that many people travel to this particular daycare just to see the legendary Iwaizumi Hajime. Somehow, he managed to make a name for himself. He’s been asked out a lot of times by different suitors, but he always kindly rejects them.
  • His mother likes teasing him that he already has someone in mind, he just lets her be really cause he couldn’t really care less, besides, it wasn’t exactly something he could deny…
  • (Hajime only found out he had a crush on Tooru after the brunette set out on his journey. You can just imagine how fucking lovesick this boy was I’ll say.)
  • The daycare was famous for it’s handsome owner and well, superb caring of Pokémon. Hajime enjoyed what he did, and sure, battling was fun, but he knew his heart had always lied in taking care of Pokémon.
  • Children love his Tyranitar, and trust me, Tyranitar is the definition of a gentle giant. He lets kids climb all over him when he occupies himself with some kibble.
  • He naps in this big-ass shelter Hajime built for Pokémon to come and go. He’s in charge of helping inform Hajime of the injured Pokémon that wander in.
  • Tyranitar has grown a lot too, he’s the strongest out of all Hajime’s Pokémon so he makes sure he does his part and be the big brother to all the Pokémon that comes to the daycare.
  • Umbreon, or Umbre, is probably not the most sociable Pokémon and is probably busy cuddling up with Luxray, Luca, under a tree or something. She’s almost grumpy every time as long as there is daylight but she is a total sweetheart at night.
  • Luca likes grooming her, those two are really close. Since she’s a shiny, Luxray is more protective of her than the rest. Either that or they just like each other a lot. Umbreon would groom Luca too, but only his face. It’s very cute.
  • Luca and Umbreon purr a lot when they are petted or stroked. Luxray has this very low growl to tell Haji he’s hungry and Umbreon is relatively quiet most of the time. The thing about Luxray was that his bark was bigger than his bite, but though Umbreon has zero bark, she had a painful bite, (literally).
  • Trapinch is a decent sized Vibrava by then, and she likes sleeping on the roof. When she gets frightened, she may accidentally whip up a sandstorm by accident, Hajime has to be the one calming her down.
  • Vibrava likes peanuts. Hajime gives them to her as a treat for not accidentally whipping up a sandstorm so she tries her very best not to.(She’s trying her best)
  • Hajime raised a Venipede all by himself, the poor thing wandered into his backyard all battered up and Hajime took it upon himself to take care of her. She’s a strong as fuck Scolipede now, and she will kick ass if necessary. He knew she was abandoned because they didn’t really find Venipedes in this region. (This girl likes to fight, Iwa has to bribe her not to with her favourite Pomeg berries. She fucking likes ramming into things.)
  • For some reason, Scolipede does not like being surrounded by other bug type Pokémon, she’ll curl up into a ball and Hajime has to coax her out of it. Hajime thinks maybe it was because she was bullied by other bug type Pokémon in the wild, she was quite small for her age, so she was an easy target.
  • Scolipede loves Hajime so much it’s not even funny. Sometimes she’ll get extremely upset if she can’t sense Hajime within five feet of where she was. Her closest friend besides Hajime and his other Pokémon was this little Riolu that was dropped of at the daycare often. He was owned by a boy slightly younger than him who had to go work to help support his grandmother, no one could take care of him besides the people at the daycare because he was too busy to let him out of his Pokéball. His name is Kentarou, Haji calls him Kenta.
  • Scolipede would curl around Riolu so he wouldn’t grow cold and they are the very best of friends. Hajime knows the Kenta’s situation so he doesn’t charge him anything. He even lets him play or help out at the daycare sometimes, and let’s just say Kenta looks up to Hajime.
  • He teaches Kenta how to take care of the Pokémon, how to feed them and how things worked around the place. After awhile, he noticed Kenta did have a flair for doing this and convinced him to come work here instead. He did and he became one of Hajime’s good friends. (This way he could spend more time with his Riolu too.)
  • Hajime likes to tease the younger about how much he enjoyed doing daycare work. He would ruffle his hair playfully or pat him on the back.
  • Everything was actually going pretty well, and though he had never forgotten his best friend, he had learned to put it behind him and focus on the daycare business. Life was okay until Arcanine fell ill.
  • They got some Doctors to check it out and apparently it was old age. There wasn’t really anything Hajime or his parents could do but to give him the best possible life before he left. They indulged him in his favourite aspear berries and Pokémon kibble, letting him sleep in the house. Hajime spent every last few nights Arcanine had right by his side. He gave him massages and brushed his fur as much as he could because he knows that if Arcanine left he wouldn’t be able to do that anymore. All of his Pokémon could tell that he was really troubled by this and they were too, it was sad having to see their trainer who was seemingly so strong, just as emotional as any other person.
  • Hajime would always whisper quiet words of reassurances like “It’s okay.”, “You’re doing great bud”, “It’ll be okay.” And so on. Arcanine was soothed by Hajime’s presence and would often try his best to snuggle himself closer to Hajime. He could tell Iwa was sad and he would often whimper or lick Hajime in attempt to comfort him.
  • Arcanine passed away in his sleep, Hajime was so broken about it.
  • For a few weeks, his parents offered to run the daycare to let Hajime clear his head a little. He knew Arcanine since he was an infant, they were really close, so when Arcanine left, Hajime cried again for the first time in a long, long while. Even the company of his own Pokémon didn’t seem to cheer him up.
  • Kentarou was upset that Hajime was upset too, he knew how much Arcanine meant to his friend.
  • Luxray, Vibrava, Scolipede, Umbreon and Tyranitar tried pulling off their silly antics that usually make Hajime laugh or at the very least smile. Now, all he could muster was a faint curve of the lip that didn’t even seem genuine. All of them were sad they couldn’t do anything to help their trainer.
  • Seeing Tooru on television as one of the top trainers in the region kinda made things worse. It struck him that maybe Oikawa did forget about him, maybe he did forget about their promise 7 years ago.
  • His parents noticed how hurt he was by this, and they couldn’t help but hurt for him too.
  • Because of how much he was bothered by it, he had a lost of appetite and stopped seeing his health as a priority. He fell sick shortly after, passing out while tending to the Pokémon. His Pokémon were terrified, Umbreon was the only small enough to fit into the house to ask for Hajime’s parents.
  • When Tooru heard of the news, he decided to go back after 5 years, the only thing he could think about was Hajime leaving before he could tell him he loved him, and of course Empoleon headbutted him and in his language, asked him to “Shut the fuck up”. Iwaizumi wasn’t dying, he had simply over-exhausted himself?
  • (Both their parents might have over-exaggerated a bit because they wanted to see their kids reunited and for Tooru to come back. They said that he better bring his puny ass back home or it might be too late.)
  • He reached home in the late evening, and immediately rushed over to the Iwaizumis’. Along the way he bumped into Tyranitar who looked pissed as fuck. Hajime was asleep and both his parents and Iwa’s parents were already there in the living room. Of course he’s frantic and asks if Hajime was alright and that he wanted to see him, but Iwa’s mother kindly asked him to calm down.
  • When he was told Iwa was alright and had merely exhausted himself, he was more than relieved. Though that didn’t spare him from a two hour lecture by his mum on how he had hurt all of them by just vanishing. She said the hurt Iwa felt was the worst because though he still kept in contact with his parents, he had never once called Hajime himself.
  • “You can see the sadness in the eyes when someone brings you up Tooru.” Is what his mother said. He apologized to both his own parents and Hajime’s parents. While Haji’s parents assured him it was alright, Oikawa’s mum was clearly disappointed. “You’re so caught up in your dreams you forget those important to you.” Tooru couldn’t retaliate because his mother was right.
  • Meanwhile, Iwa was asleep in his room with Umbreon all curled up by his feet. She’s the sweetest thing and just like all his Pokémon, she is extremely protective over Iwa. Every time Iwa twitches or makes a sound in his sleep, Umbreon would wake up to see if he is okay. When she is sure her trainer is perfectly fine, she’d doze off again.
  • Hajime wakes up from the ruckus and goes downstairs to see what the commotion is about. When he sees Oikawa, the brunette expected Hajime to lash out at him, but the raven didn’t. Rather, he hugged the fuck outta him. Tooru felt really, really guilty, and he decided he was going to stay in town for a little while.
  • They make use of the time they have together by doing things they did as a child, exploring, battling, watching the stars on the hill with their Pokémon etc. Hajime embraced the nostalgia, savouring every moment they shared together. 
  • Empoleon was more than happy to see Hajime, the now fully grown water-boy was seen allowing Hajime to pet his head. All of Tooru’s Pokémon seemed to fall in love with Hajime immediately and tried their best to get as much attention as they could from him.
  • There were many awkward situations. Tooru nearly fucking combusted at the realisation of how much Hajime had changed, he found himself secretly staring at him every now and then, and for fuck’s sake, the desire to just run his fucking fingers through Hajime’s floofy hair.
  • Hajime’s Pokémon weren’t pleased at all that this brunette who hurt their trainer was staring at him all the goddamn the time. Luca may have sent a very subtle shockwaves directed towards Oikawa several times when he and the rest caught him staring for too long. It was very amusing to them to see him get shocked.
  • He hadn’t realised how much the both of them had grew until Hajime’s mum showed him their photos as a kid. “He’s such a sweet boy. Always putting others before himself.” Tooru is quiet as Hajime’s mum makes occasional comments about the two of them. “I’ve never seen him this happy in a long, long time.” The only thing Tooru could bring himself to say was “I’m sorry Auntie.” Of course Iwaizumi-san is like, “Silly child.” She pats his head and assures him all he had to do was to promise not to vanish like that again.
  • Surprisingly, their Pokémon get along really well. Tyranitar and Empoleon are still best buds, Umbreon is tolerant of Sylveon and Pichu. Scolipede is in love with Reuniclus, and Luxray is just chill with anything to be very honest. (Except fucking Ice type Pokémon, somehow he always seemed to be on edge when they were around.)
  • He got grumpy if Sylveon and Pichu spent too much time with Umbreon though. He didn’t like being neglected by his Lover like this. (Hajime had kind of figured out and would often use this to tease Luxray. Luxray would as usual get sour and grumble instead of his usual intimidating roar.)
  • Tooru got to see Hajime in action plenty of times in the past, but there was just something different that made the brunette so much more intrigued. Especially when he was brushing Luca’s fur, Hajime asked if he wanted to try and he was nervous as hell. He did managed to do it, but Hajime wouldn’t stop giggling. “You’ve lost your touch huh?” And Oikawa is just like, “Oh, don’t mock me.” Luxray is a little grumpy that this man is brushing his fur, but since he made Haji laugh, he tries to tolerate it just this once.
  • Oikawa’s sister would not stop chasing him about confessing to Hajime ever since he got back. She would say things that would get Oikawa very embarrassed, this included the following; the two of them bathing together when they were younger, that time he claimed he wanted Iwa-chan to marry him, vice-versa, or how they would give each other platonic kisses as kids.
  • He decided okay and that he would do it on one the night before he left again.
  • With the help of Empoleon’s cosntant headbutting, he finally decided to confess. (He had intended to actually, he was just nervous.)
  • Tooru finally fucking confessed on the hill under the stars. He gave Hajime a necklace with a single crystal, also, a cheesy forehead kiss. Iwa didn’t say anything but his face said enough. Tooru and all their Pokémon swear they have never seen Hajime this embarrassed and red. (Tooru tells him he got the crystal from a cave in Unova.)
  • There was slightly awkward handholding on the way back, but the two of them were too nervous to say anything really. Also, Tooru was really tense because Hajime’s Pokémon just didn’t seem to want to let things go.
  • They head back to Hajime’s place and well, made the most out of their last night together. From soft kissings to cuddling together on the bed, they were more than happy to be surrounded in each other’s warmth. Tooru would very lovingly run his fingers through Hajime’s hair and kiss his cheek now and then. He gave Hajime a nice back massage too and in return, Hajime have him a quick kiss on the lip.
  • Tooru grew impatient and deepened the quickly escalated into something more than that like Oikawa running his palm under Hajime’s shirt or leaving kisses up his tummy and down his thighs. Just a lot of kissing and touching, nothing else ;D (Nothing too much, they just like touching and kissing each other. I’m trying to keep this one sfw so yep.)
  • Let’s just say Hajime’s Pokémon weren’t pleased about Tooru hogging the raven all to himself.
  • As the both of them grew more exhausted by the second, Hajime very quietly asks, “… When are you leaving again?” The brunette very reluctantly replies, “… Tomorrow.” Hajime let’s out a quiet “Oh” Tooru would love to stay here with Haji too, but his goal was so close he couldn’t stop now, he promised that once he achieved his goal, he’ll come back home to Hajime. He hugs Hajime close and they eventually fall asleep with Hajime pressed against to Tooru’s chest.
  • The next day, Hajime wakes up to an empty bed, this time though, he isn’t as upset as last time. Instead, looking forward to the next time they see each other? He finds a letter Tooru wrote for him about his promises and how he was sorry for leaving without saying goodbye, he told Hajime he knew how hard it’d be for the both of them if Haji had woken up. Hajime smiles at the little note at the end that wrote “I love you.”
  • He wouldn’t stop gushing like an idiot and his Pokémon were mildly terrified as to what their trainer had become. He was in an unusually good mood and even his parents found it disturbing. But he was happy, so they were happy too.
  • “Soon.” He tells himself. Just a little while more before Tooru could come back for sure.
  • Hajime wears the necklace 24/7, only taking it out when he bathes, does dangerous chores etc :D

That’s all for the Pokémon AU guys! At least for the first part, this is a series so I’ll take requests! Just hit me up on a Character or ship you would like me to write about and I’ll gladly do it! Send me an ask! I’ll update this as much as I can!

Here are the things you should specify when requesting though!


-Genre (About their Pokémon, training style, backstory, dreams or roles etc… Or alternatively, fluff, adventure and so on…)

-Headcanons or something else?

(You can request Oiiwa again, don’t worry, I’m more than happy to write for these two! I’ve planned a fuck ton for them I’m just putting it out there.)

Tagging my babs who wanted this! Thank you, you guys finally made me stop being lazy and actually get this done, I hope you guys enjoyed it!

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anonymous asked:

I love how (at least with the later seasons of the show) there's this trend of shipping Sam with a minor character that would love and support him. Sammax, Saileen, I'm sure there's others I'm forgetting.

Okay so I’ve noticed this too, and I love this trend, but I have a hypothesis.

(Quick note:  This is not a meta. I don’t write meta. This is just an idea.)

So I’ve been in this fandom long enough to have witnessed a bit of its history. Not so long ago (soon enough that I still see remnants of it), there was this #givesamaboyfriend trend. It’s still a thing that people want Sam to have a bf, but this was like. A movement. The idea being that 1. Sam has been Claimed By The Queers, and 2. Sam needs someone to love and care for him, because lord knows the showrunners keep putting him through the wringer with little to no acknowledgement afterwards. Our queer boy is being treated poorly and needs someone to hold him and tell him nice things. Of course, there were times where this painted Sam as a damsel in distress who is unable to stand up for himself, but to be fair, there are times in actual canon that paint the same exact picture. So, y’know, I’ll let it slide.

So we see a hundred posts that all read like:  “Season x wishlist:  Sam meets a man (played by Steven Amell) during a hunt and saves his life. Hunter guy sticks around for a while, sees how people treat Sam, and helps Sam re-learn to stand up for himself.” Details change, of course, but that was the gist.

And then, we started getting characters that fit the bill, or could be molded to. Anyone else remember when people were shipping Sadreel/Sezekiel when we first got wind of Gadreel’s existence? WEEKS before the s9 pilot aired, before we knew who Ezekiel was or why he was there, he was the big strong man who would protect Sam. And even now that we know everything about Gadreel, there are some shippers (myself included) who not only held onto this idea, but thought it was ten times better that Gadreel was at least as tragic as Sam was. That’s not to say that Gadreel was the first character that this happened with, but it’s the first I can think of off the top of my head.

So in the case of SamMax … come on, he pretty much fits that description from earlier:  They met on a case, Sam helped save everyone’s bacon, Max (and Alicia) see how Sam is treated and stand up for him. (I know it was a humourous moment, but they could have easily freaked out that Sam was possessed. Instead, they both go “wow, that’s kind of personal, dude. You can’t just bring that stuff up like that, wow, have some tact.”) Max didn’t need to be altered as a character. We didn’t need to use our imaginations like we did with Sezekiel. Max was everything we were looking for with Sam, without changing the character or filling in blanks, and that’s why I think it got as popular as it did. It persists now because Max has survived so far, unlike other characters like Gadreel.

(Another interesting note:  I see people doing this with older episodes too. They see an old gifset from one of the first three seasons and ship Sam with a male one-off character.)

Now, Saileen is different. Not necessarily because she’s female (the “Sam is Queer” thing isn’t diminished by that, I mean), but because there wasn’t the whole #givesamaboyfriend background. I think the most likely reason Saileen got so popular is because she was Sam’s friend. Not to say that males and females can’t be Just Friends, but when was the last time we saw someone who was Sam’s friend, who not only treated him well, but wasn’t Dean’s friend first? Sorry to say, it’s been a long time. Even Charlie doesn’t fit both criteria. I don’t have the encyclopedic knowledge of SPN I used to, but the first friend of Sam’s that I can think of is Sarah. Guess what, she’s dead. Meg 1.0? Not only was she a demon, but she’s also dead.

Then I think of Dr. Cara. They weren’t friends, necessarily, but they could have been. She took an interest in Sam and was kind to him. But I hate how their interaction was treated on the show. Not only because Dean constantly griped about Sam “cockblocking him” (even though she showed exactly negative interest in Dean), but because it was later painted as a bad thing when they hooked up because Dean thought she might be the siren. (I could write a fucking dissertation about this whole thing tbh it pisses me off so much, but I digress). And that’s a really common theme in the show too. Sam can’t just have girlfriends or hookups anymore. Barring early seasons (and Piper), all of Sam’s partners have either had ulterior motives or have been painted in a bad light by other characters. (Think:  The hippie girl and Amy Pond (who I admit wasn’t a romantic partner but was still Sam’s friend – and is now dead, thanks Dean.))

Anyway, Eileen was a breath of fresh air:  She was nice to Sam. She was Sam’s friend (not Dean’s friend who later met Sam). She was a badass and capable hunter, which was important because we all know that hunters (or, at least, the Winchesters) can’t settle down with non-hunters. Dean approved of her. She didn’t have ulterior motives, wasn’t using Sam, and nothing about the storytelling made it seem like their friendship was a Bad Idea. Also, until recently, she was alive and presumably kept in contact with Sam. He even learned a little ASL from her now come on that’s fanfic fodder just by itself.

ANYWAY, this got long as shit, but I think that’s why such rare pairs are popular, with special emphasis on SamMax and Saileen. And I sure as hell hope the trend continues because I live for this shit.

anonymous asked:

I love your work and I was so happy to find that to had a Tumblr. I don't know if you're the right person to ask, but I really respect how intelligent you are and I'm hoping you can help. I'm a bisexual woman who is in a long term relationship with a man. I love him dearly. But because I'm in a passing relationship, I'm starting to feel the hate from my fellow queers, who are passively shaming me for who I fell in love with. What should I do? I never got treated like this dating women.

I completely understand. I had exactly the same thing happen to me. Gay women mistakenly think that dating a man magically makes you heterosexual, forgetting of course that men don’t magically cure you of your love for women and other genders, and that all that sleeping with a man makes you is sleeping with a man. 

The ‘passing privilege’ is something I specifically want to address. 

We all have passing privilege. All of us have different levels of passing privilege. Every single one of you will pass at some point in your lives, ranging from either just online to every situation you’re in. For most people, when you walk down the street, people assume you’re cishet. When you interact with someone new they ask you about your ‘husband’ or ‘boyfriend’ (and if you have one!) and any children. People assume you are straight. ‘Passing privilege’ is not something exclusive to bisexual folks, and just because there are a few more situations they can pass in, and a few more obstacles they avoid, doesn’t mean they don’t face most of the discrimination like gay folks do. 

FURTHERMORE, bisexuals may sometimes avoid some of the obstacles gay people face when they date someone that appears to make them look like a cishet couple, but in avoiding those, they face something incredibly isolating that we all understand: being invisible, and feeling like no one understands. 

When I was dating a (lovely) man in my mid-twenties, every time someone would say something homophobic, I felt it. Every time someone would assume I was with a man, even though I was actually with a man, I noticed. Every time the government debated gay marriage and gay rights I intimately felt all that stuff because you know what? I’m still queer. I still love women. That part of me didn’t magically disappear. My boyfriend didn’t understand, either, because he was like, “At least that doesn’t affect you anymore!” Yeah, babe. It actually DOES affect me. I’m not straight. 

Worse: my mother acted like I was ‘cured’ when I was dating him. She was so overjoyed, and that broke my fucking heart because nothing had changed about me. I was the same. She just didn’t like the bisexual truth about me. So the idea that I get to have my parents acceptance and love is false, because that’s not what I had. I had conditional acceptance, and believe me, it hurt. Because it wasn’t for all of me. 

On top of that, every time I dated a guy, my lesbian friends would essentially excommunicate me. They’d stop inviting me out for ‘girl drinks’. They’d talk about me behind my back. They’d all have fun without me and the message was clear: you’re not welcome here anymore. Nothing about me had changed at all, nothing: but by dating a man, somehow I was suddenly ‘impure’ and unwelcome in ‘pure’ lesbian spaces. It was disgusting. I even had a lesbian call me a “sperm recepticle” once, which is not only biphobic, but transphobic to the fucking max. 

Bisexual folks face many (all, if they’re dating someone of the same gender!) of the same obstacles gay folks face with the addition of straight people and gay people dismissing them. 

So: don’t let anyone tell you you’re not queer. Don’t let them passively excommunicate you: CALL them on it. Tell them nothing has changed. You’re still attracted to women, and sleeping with a man doesn’t change that one bit. Don’t let them discriminate against you without (gently, or not gently, if necessary!) calling them on it. 

You’re just as queer as they are. You’re just a different sort of queer. You’re not a lesser queer. You’re not an ‘impure’ queer. You’re a different flavour of queer and the rainbow needs all colours <3


There was a post once with the hc of Jack having a tooth gap before the promotion and have I mentioned that I love it?

But then I started thinking about how Gabe would react when he suddenly lost it. So have this drabble. 

Gabriel exhaled as he stepped off the ship, taking in the view of the new HQ. He hardly recognized it, if he was honest. The size of it had doubled. The trees and flowers outside made it feel more like a resort and less military. In fact he’d almost swore a few of these people were touring the place rather than working there.

The most glaring difference, however, had to be the statue.

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anonymous asked:

It sounds like we're gonna get a whole lot of grieving Dean (yes!). But when Cas comes back, Jensen called the reunion "understated." Do you think we're gonna get an equally emotional coming together eventually? I don't want them to brush over Cas coming back too quickly :/

Hi there! I have a similar anon, so I’m tacking it on here:

I just don’t know how they’re gonna do a platonic reunition now after everything we’ve seen Dean say/think/do. Not just because I love Destiel but because narrativly this is what they were IMPLYING

I’ve reblogged a few posts (and some asks that other folks have replied to) on the subject, but I think context is going to matter here. We know this reunion isn’t going to happen until EPISODE SIX. We know that a lot of the episodes in between deal with grieving, and when we see Cas again at the end of episode 3, and throughout much of episode 4, he’s going to be going through his own self-analysis sort of experience before he’s resurrected. So there is going to be Stuff Happening that will color what their reunion will look like.

There’s also the matter of the fact that they did burn Cas’s body. And yet, here he is. Like… how?! We just don’t know yet. And presumably neither will Dean when he sees Cas again.

There’s been some theories that there will be suspicion of Cas’s return, just like there was suspicion of his return from Purgatory in s8… but to the nth degree here because getting fished bodily out of Purgatory is a lil bit different from having an entire body fabricated for you and coming back from “all the way dead.”

So while Dean may be THRILLED to have Cas back, and a Cas who is indistinguishable from His Cas, there’s got to be that underlying fear that there’s got to be a catch, you know?

We’ve also been told that Cas will remember everything up to the point he died. Which means whatever he learns and experiences in the ~mystery location~ he’s going to be in while “all the way dead” might not be immediately accessible to him. His motives for coming back to life, his self-analysis he undergoes there… it may begin “leaking out” the way Sam’s flashbacks to the cage and his soulless time did in s6, or the way Dean’s memories and flashes of Amara did in s11. Cas may not fully realize HIMSELF what conclusions he came to while “all the way dead” until near the end of the season, you know? That’s how these things tend to go on the show.

Plus, being reset to where he was in 12.23? Means he’s gonna still be in the mindset of Must Care For Jack. And if that’s not creepy as heck… because by then? Hopefully Jack will be learning How To Human from the Winchesters (and hopefully ESPECIALLY from Sam), and he may not feel he needs that sort of guardianship anymore, the sort that a smol babby would’ve needed anyway. It’s gonna be a shock to Cas that Jack is already man-sized. I hope he gets to express his bitterness over how much he spent on diapers… :P

Back to the point…

“Understated” in this context means “displaying less than what is actually felt.” People on a public street witnessed the filming of this scene, which means it’s going to take place in a public location. There will be strangers potentially watching, and I can’t really see Dean screeching in glee and clinging to Cas like a sad koala on a public street, you know? Time and place…

In this case, I think this is going to be a VERY emotional scene, even if the physical interaction we see seems “understated.” It will be obvious that what we’re seeing is far less than what they’re actually feeling, you know? And I love that. It’s gonna kill us all. :P

Daycare AU: Robbie

(Eeeeyyy lookie another Daycare AU fic. This one is from the zombabe’s pov. Anti just wants a friend):

Robbie enjoys a few things. And he doesn’t enjoy another few things.

The few things he enjoys include but are kind of limited to: the sound of crayons on paper, everything about his best friend Marvin, and Schneeplestein’s funny accent.

The few things he doesn’t enjoy includes but isn’t limited to: his hands falling off constantly, not seeing like everyone else, and Jack not letting him eat proper food. He can get quite hungry, but Jack only will let him eat… chicken. He doesn’t like chicken, raw or cooked.

He doesn’t mind being in this “daycare room” all day as long as he has Marvin or Schneeple nearby. They always help him walk around and give him crayons and things to draw on. Marvin always holds his hand when he can’t see and Schneeple helps put his limbs back on if they fall off.

He also does like Jackieboy and Chase sometimes. Jackieboy is fun to chase while playing “cops and robbers”(when he’s actually not a robber) and Chase is a fun person to hang out with. Chase lets him shoot with his gun even though he can’t see and they run from Jack when he gets mad at them for having a nerf gun in the first place.

Currently Robbie is sitting at one of the tables outside with an open book and is scribbling all across its pages. Jack is beside him, watching all of the kids and Wiishu is playing with them. Robbie doesn’t normally play outside unless it’s some sort of chase game but they’re playing a kind of sport… something with kicking a ball. He doesn’t know.

“What are you drawing, Rob?” Jack asks the zombie child sitting beside who shrugs in response.

“Don’…. know?” He said with a shrug and turns the book towards Jack. “You.. tell? I can’t… see..”

Jack hums and picks up the book from the table to observe it more closely. Robbie keeps an eye on him, not wanting the Irishman to hurt his favorite book. “Hhmmm,” Jack hums and sets the book back down. Robbie takes t and resumes drawing. “It actually looks kinda like a cat to me.”

“I… draw… cat!” Robbie exclaimed happily and curves his hand to try and capture the look of cat. Even though he can’t see if he should have done that or not. He could have just messed up the entire picture for all he knows.

Jack chuckles and Robbie continue to draw until suddenly Jackieboy comes running over and slaps the child zombie. “Tag! You’re it!” He shouts and runs off, laughing loudly.

Robbie pushes from the table sloppily and nearly falls face first on the ground. His hands and feet brush against the dirt covered earth as he launches himself forward at Jackieboy, letting out a loud roar of excitement. He maybe a zombie child, but he can move surprisingly quickly when he so chooses to.

Jackieboy leads him to the rest of the playground and now he can smell the rest of the kids including Anti and he kind of wants to go after the demon child. Though, he does end up going after the closest one. This being Chase.

He chases after Chase(no pun intended) and catches up with the other kid quickly, basically tackling him to the ground. The impact causes one of his entire arms to pop out of socket but he’s too invested in the game now and continues running forward after getting back to his feet, doing his best to not trip on anything. Because it is currently so cold, everything’s colors are all dull and dark and hard to tell apart. Though, he can’t feel the cold, he can smell it for sure.

“Hey! You lost your arm!” Chase called after him but he doesn’t care because he’s already on the other side of the playground and turning the corner around the building to hide. He’s played this game enough to know what you’re supposed to do. Run and hide when you’re not “it”, and chase and catch when you are “it”.

When he fully turns the corner he trips over a small and dull red lump which had blended in with the rest of the ground. He goes toppling back down with someone underneath him, breaking his fall and also letting out a noise of frustration.

“What the-!” The owner of the voice cuts himself off before he can say anything he’ll regret. Robbie connects the dots of this being Anti. The demon child always does enjoy either hiding further away from the others, or picking on them. It must be a day where he wants to be alone. Though, Robbie notices how cold he is and knows it’s not healthy. “Oh, Robbie… what are you doing?”

He doesn’t sound as aggressive as he normally does with the other kids, ether. This is partly helped by the fact that he doesn’t mind Robbie’s presence as much, actually. Probably because he’s a zombie that doesn’t catch as much as the others think. But he does catch stuff. A lot of stuff. But hey, the demon gives him crayons(as long as he swears not to tell anyone) and that’s cool with the zombie.

“I…. hidin’!” He replied, pointing to the corner he’d just come from even though he’s still later out face first on the ground. He can never really pick himself up unless, well, he was running like he had been earlier. “Chassse… isss it!”

Anti scoffs and helps Robbie sit up, which the zombie is grateful for. “You’re playing that stupid game again, huh?” He asked and Robbie shrugs in answer. “Why don’t you… why don’t you hang out with me more?”

“Caussse… you never… want to!” Robbie replied softly and this fact has actually bothered him for quite some time now. Anti sighs heavily next to him and they both sit awkwardly beside one another. Just because they’re both okay with the other’s presence, doesn’t mean they actually know how to handle themselves. “You… yell at me… if I ever get… near you!”

“Yeah cause you’re always with the magician idiot,” Anti pointed out grumpily, pulling his knees close to his chest. Robbie frowns because he doesn’t like the way Anti calls Marvin an idiot.

“Marvin…. isssss…. my… bessst friend! He… issssnt… idiot!” Robbie growled out, quickly losing his “dumbness”. He’ll be passive for an extent. For a long extent. That is, until someone insults something he enjoys. “He… isssss way better… friend than you… too!”

Anti falls silent and Robbie can smell the sadness on him and okay maybe he feels a little guilty for saying that but Anti is always saying mean things about everyone else but never apologizing so why should he?

“Yeah… I stink as a friend…” Anti said finally in agreement.

“Yeah,” Robbie said with a nod.

“You’re not supposed to agree!” Anti shouted, obviously offended. “Eh, I don’t know why I try with you-”

“You… don't… really?” Robbie said in question, tilting his head to the side. Anti pushes to his feet, clearly outraged in his movements.

“I try with everyone!” He exclaimed and is pulling at his hair. “But- but no one ever gives me a chance! They always yell at me and tell me to go away before I can talk! Before I can offer them to play! An- and it m-makes me-” his voice cuts off in a small sob and Robbie’s eyes widen at the sound. He never believed that he’d hear Anti on the verge of tears.

The demon child wipes at his nose in frustration with his shirt sleeve, sniffling in a breath. “Isn’t like you… care though,” Anti said, voice merely shaking now. “You’ve- you’ve got Marvin and- and Schneeple and- and-”

But Anti is cut off when Robbie has somehow stood up on his own, wrapping his remaining arm around the demon child’s shoulders. Anti falls silent before his body begins to shake and he slowly and hesitantly returns the hug, crying softly. They stand like this for a few minutes before Anti finally pulls back, once more wiping at his face with his shirt sleeve. His eyes harden a little and he crosses his arms over his chest.

“Yeah okay I want friends,” Anti finally said and his voice isn’t shaking anymore. He jabs a finger into Robbie’s chest, “But you better not tell anyone or I’ll break all of your crayons!”

“I…. I can… be your friend… unlesss you… break my… crayonsss…” Robbie pointed out in a mutter, back slouching slightly because he’s so tired from all of the physical and emotional activity he’s had today. He normally only receives physical because most people don’t go to a zombie child for emotional support. This might have happened because Anti and Robbie are sort of kindred spirits- both normally feared creatures stuck in the forms of human children.

“R- really?” Anti asked and he sounds so shocked, so confused. At Robbie’s nod a large grin splits across his face. “O-okay. What do friends normally do together?”

Robbie shrugs and then Anti is grabbing his hand. “Okay! Maybe we could figure out what to do for both of us?” He said questioningly, as if checking if that’s the correct thing to say. Robbie nods and the demon child lets out a noise of excitement before growing serious once more: “Just don’t tell anyone. I kinda want them to still be scared of me?”

And with that the two go running off to do something with one another.

A demon and zombie child. What could possibly go wrong?


I love my babe


Zombie baby boy!

I took your advice lmao

His jaunt through China was not supposed to be as eventful as it was.

He had gone through China in a wild attempt to get bounty hunters off of him, hoping that if he took it international then they would get off his ass. But as it turned out, that when he was not looking, that someone had hiked up his bounty amount and apparently the cost of air fair was nothing compared to the money they would get for turning him in alive. So there he was running like his ass was on fire through some rural areas in an attempt to get away.

Luckily there happened to be an empty little house that he managed to duck into as his chasers ran on by like chickens with their heads cut off, taught him in vicious mockeries of his accent before disappearing into the distance. With a sigh he pulled himself away from the window and immediately had an arm against his throat and he was faced with a rather pretty face in an awful situation.

“Who are you?” The mysterious person said.

“Jesse McCree,” He said, hands held up as not to provoke the person into choking him out, “Just runnin’ from some assholes after my head. How about you?”

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