man i don't know what i'm doing anymore

You’re all going to think I’m exaggerating but just hearing Aaron Tveit singing in any of Les Mis is enough to make me cry. Literal tears have rolled down my face as soon as Enj’s part in One Day More starts, I swear to god I’m that extra. I keep thinking I’m over it but then ABC Cafe plays and I’m crying and I can’t help it

Despite everything he's done, I will forgive Ward if something like this happens:
  • Fitz: *is holding Daisy at gunpoint* NOBODY TAKE ANOTHER STEP OR THE INHUMAN GETS IT!
  • Jemma: Fitz, stop! Please! You need to remember us-
  • Fitz: -I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE! YOU'RE JUST A WOMAN WHO SHOULD BE DEAD!
  • Ward: *takes a step* Easy bro, we just wanna talk-
  • Fitz: -I SAID STOP!
  • Ward: You're saying it? Are you sure that's you talking...or your father.
  • Jemma: Ward, don't-
  • Ward: Easy Simmons...I got this.
  • Fitz: What?! I don't...I don't...I don't know what you're talking about *hand starts to shake*
  • Ward: You do know what I'm talking about. I know...because I've been there. I know what it's like...to come from a broken home. To have a father who could care less about you. But you still have a choice. You don't need to be this man anymore.
  • Fitz: But...this is all I've got left. Without Ophelia...my dad...I'm nothing.
  • Ward: You're not alone, not anymore. But to tell you the truth, I don't think you ever were.
  • *intense silence. Eventually, Fitz breaks down and throws his gun. Jemma and Daisy look at Ward, surprised that he was the one who broke Fitz from his brainwashing*
9

Cristiano Ronaldo’s alphabet —-> K is for (being a) Kid

  • Miss Flemming: Well, I'll have to see how much of your essay you have done before I give you girls an extension.
  • Heather McNamara: *perks up* Hey, I'll tell you what. You can take a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?
  • Miss Flemming: What? *Heather looks panicked* I'm, uh, failing to make the connection here, dear.
  • Heather McNamara: No, uh, what I meant was that you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a BUTCHER'S ass-----but no, it's gotta be your bull....
  • Heather Duke: Wow.
  • Heather McNamara: So here's the deal, if I want you to---
  • Heather Duke: You have derailed.
  • Heather McNamara: Shut up, Heather!
  • Miss Flemming: Heather, I'm really at a loss for words here...
  • Heather McNamara: Forget it! I quit! I can't do this anymore, man! My head's about to explode! My whole life sucks! I don't know what I'm doing! I don't know where I'm going! My best friend just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a GOD DAMN BRIDGE ABUTMENT!!!
  • Miss Flemming:
  • Heather McNamara:
  • Heather Duke:
  • Heather Duke: *takes out slip of paper* We'll be in touch...
Sentence Starters: Archer Edition
  • [Feel free to add!]
  • "Bitch, I got ants all over me!"
  • "Sorry, ignore me. My whole thing is I just crave attention."
  • "Let's go, bitches! Tiger tranqs!"
  • "If I don't get something to eat, I'm literally going to die."
  • "YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!"
  • "Why do you always never shut up?"
  • "Private Me, reporting for sploosh!"
  • "Phrasing, boom!"
  • "Stop. Stop. My penis can only get SO erect."
  • "Maybe you can shut your dick holster!"
  • "I am literally wet with jealousy."
  • "Goddamn it, shut up, John Williams!"
  • "Girl, please. Nobody's THAT gay."
  • "Eat a dick, jungle."
  • "Who are you supposed to be? Topper Bottoms, stern yet sensual skipper of the U.S.S. Rough Service?"
  • “Something, something, danger zone! I know. I’m not even trying anymore.”
  • "Oh, you don't look like a whore. An idiot maybe? Or both! Yes. A whorediot."
  • "What the shit, _______?!"
  • "Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass."
  • "That... got a little dark."
  • "She is riddled with herpes."
  • "Just the tip!"
  • "No words. My words have failed me."
  • "I gotta go make an old man eat a big bowl of spiderwebs."
  • "Now who do I have to screw to get a drink around here?"
  • "Sorry, that's just a sympathy boner."
  • "I'm scared that if I stop drinking all at once, the cumulative hangover will literally kill me."
  • "It's pretty hard to stay anonymous when you're the world's greatest secret agent."
  • "Hey, we're out there risking our lives every—many of the days!"
  • "Come on! Run like you're younger!"
  • "Seriously, ______, call Kenny Loggins, because you're in the DANGER ZONE."
  • "There's not enough liquor and therapy in the world to undo that."
  • "We touched penises."
  • "Oh... I thought we were laughing at the dead people we set on fire."
  • "Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
  • "Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants."
  • “Does Internet porn know you’re cheating on it?”
  • “Are you kidding? Dude. Bros before apparent threats to national security.”
  • “I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection!”
  • "Wait... I had something for this."
  • "Can't or won't?"
  • "Every single noun and verb in that sentence sexually arouses me."
  • "Just like the gypsy woman said!"
  • "Grill me a cheese."
  • "Holy shitsnacks!"
  • "Do you think this is a game?!"
  • "Who are you, Comrade Question?"
  • "Just let me clear off the ol' browser history..."
  • "For shit's sake."
the signs as blue lyrics
  • aries: i'm sick of looking after you
  • taurus: give me one more night, one last time
  • gemini: i need a man to hold on to
  • cancer: i don't wanna feel blue anymore
  • leo: give me everything, all your heart can bring, something good and true
  • virgo: i don't know why but i can't forget it
  • libra: give me good and pure, what you waiting for?
  • scorpio: i just wanna be held when i'm scared
  • sagittarius: i'm bored of everything we do, but i just keep coming back to you
  • capricorn: i even cried but i never meant it
  • aquarius: no i don't love you, i don't care
  • pisces: give me love, give me dreams, give me a good self esteem

Prompt: “I meant to text the contact above you in my phone’s contact list for a booty call but i didn’t realize i hit your name until i sent it so now i’m just sitting here feeling those little three dots judging me hardcore.”

Originally wrote for this prompt ages back, but I didn’t like it. Still don’t, so have a rewrite.

Jonathan tossed back another shot of alcohol, the half empty bottle of bourbon sits next to him on the floor. He presses his forehead to the tops of his knees and sighs, he should’ve stopped drinking hours ago; he can feel the bottle calling his name and Jon feels only slightly proud that he hasn’t ditched the shot glass yet. The last time Jonathan felt as if he wasn’t human, wasn’t apart of his body, he just drank straight from a bottle of vodka and woke up next to Luke.

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How are you?
  • Jungkook: *flexing* I'm great~ *muscles rip through shirt*
  • Taehyung: gosh I'm supercalafragilisticespialidocious!!
  • Jimin: no, no, how are you?(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
  • Namjoon: how are any of us? deep down inside? how are are we all really? ... i just don't know sometimes...
  • Hoseok: I'M!! FANTASTIC!!! THANKS!!! *grabs Jimin and screams for an hour*
  • Yoongi: *sighs loudly for 5 minutes* yeah, I'm good.
  • Seokjin: oh I'm fine, I mean I'm a little hungry and no one fucking listens to me even though I'm the oldest and have you met my band mates it's like looking after 5 kids and an old man but I still try, i try my fucking hardest i haven't slept in 3 years do you even understand how hard single parenting is i swear to god - but I'm great :)
Konoha New Year's Eve
  • <b> Shikamaru:</b> Temari invited Gaara and Kankurou over for New Year's, its so troublesome<p/><b>Naruto:</b> WHAT? Gaara is coming here! Mind if we come?<p/><b>Shikamaru:</b> sure, why not? i don't even care anymore<p/><b>Chouji:</b> Hey guys! Karin is so depressed around this time, seriously I don't know what do do...<p/><b>Naruto:</b> Come to Shikamaru's house, we're all gonna be there! Gaara is coming!<p/><b>Chouji:</b> Thanks man, i'de love to. Oh but Ino and Sai were going to spend it at our house...<p/><b>Shikamaru:</b> God... I'm leaving now, and btw I wont deal with Temari<p/><b>Sakura:</b> Hey Naruto wanna come by on hour house tomorrow? Sasuke should get here soon<p/><b>Naruto:</b> Ill be at Shikamaru's! Bring Sasuke and lets all be together like old days!<p/><b>Sakura:</b> what about Shikamaru?<p/><b></b> *New Year's Eve*<p/><b>Temari:</b> Stop acting like a baby Shika!! Why aren't you enjoying this?<p/><b>Shikamaru:</b> I wanted to spend the night with you, not the entire village...<p/><b>Temari:</b> Oooooh dont be sad, we'll have plenty of time after i return from the sand village<p/><b>Shikamaru:</b> Sasuke pless kill me<p/><b>Sasuke:</b> after you kill me<p/>
  • *part 1/?*

dewdropsdandelions  asked:

I hope this doesn't read as hate but (my opinion) about BDSM: It scares me, so much. I wouldn't, don't judge a woman for doing what she needs to do to live a better life after THAT but at the other side there is the guy who is the Dom. And I don't trust men anymore. I can't ever forget the question 'why is he enjoying this, dominating a woman?' I'm a survivor and I don't trust men. and I know all rational reasons for why a man might want it that aren't bad but I just don't believe it, I'm sorry.

So you are asking me Why men want to dominate? 

Men dominate due to “they’ve been taught it’s no big deal, in fact expected” & hormones mixed with emotional immaturity. 

I’m not saying “boys will be boys”. What I’m saying is until you get pre-menopausal and feel that hormone push, you have no understanding how much hormones effect your attitude and desires.  

as female, it’s nothing in your 20′s at the level you will experience pre-menopausal. 

All of a sudden, drooling over those high school boys with their shirts off; a mid-aged woman. Of course we don’t act on it, but I would be lying if I told you, it wasn’t intense.  I took it out on my husband.  And hormones DO EFFECT your motives & desires.

Then add a male who has been taught to shut off his emotions.  He wants sex. 

“Boys use love to get sex and Women use sex to get love.”   

He wants standing with his tribe.  He wants credit in the man world.  He wants what society and porn has taught him is his at the taking.

BUT THEN WE MAKE THEM date - social skills -  and that makes them feel insecure because they were taught to shut them off.  Men feel most vulnerable when trying to win the affection of a woman.  

When I went thru this, we didn’t have all this porn, so I expect these problems are exploded. 

What do men do when they feel vulnerable? default to violence; take control of the situation. 

Women default inward crying/depression; men default outward to violence. 

I believe there is two types of rapists: 

  • one is serial, narcissistic and must rape to feed his ego, 
  • then there is the rapist like the prep boy that just got convicted.  

I believe that they are basically a good person, but due to social problems, constant bad advice, they believe this is how you act and then once it’s successful one time, they repeat. I don’t think it was their intentions as much a misguided manhood and frustration.  

The top one, will never change.  The second one will stop after confronted & feel deep regret.  These are not excuses, it’s explaining what I believe is happening.  RAPE IS RAPE; but one can be changed; the other can’t. 

BUT THAT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM BDSM

It is impossible to tell in the BDSM videos if it’s true sex-play therapy and would stop on a dime if the woman used her safe word and women persuaded into gang bang porn over their heads to actual rape footage.    

You only see what the camera shows you.  You don’t know whether she willingly does that or is so mixed into drugs & self-hatred she doesn’t care if she dies or is a sex trafficking slave. 

NOW IN YOUR OWN SEX LIFE

  • You are going to have times when you dominate him.  
  • There are going to be times you want him to dominate you.   
  • Your sex is not going to be sweet every time. 
  • It’’s not going to be good every time. 
  • It flows with your emotions and relationship power dynamics.

Have you every been so pissed at him and then had the best make-up sex?

You can not have a healthy sex life and not play with these dynamics of domination and sex.  But it’s not “real” domination; when you know that you have the power to slap him up against the head and scream stop.

Now if he doesn’t stop, yes it’s rape. 

Problem is - once you have consensual sex with this person, you will never get a rape conviction because it happened on the 20th time you had sex. Doesn’t mean the rape didn’t happen, it means it doesn’t fit the “legal” definition of rape defined by patriarchy.     

But “Marital rape” is seen in all 50 states?

Go do a legal search.  The only cases that were won on marital rape are so severe; they would be termed sex slaves.  And more women sit in prison for killing their partners, than won self-defense due to marital rape.    

You can claim marital rape in a divorce, and he’ll just bring up all the times you had happy sex to discrete you. Bruises prove you like BDSM.  


I hope this helps you understand how complex this is and it depends on the circumstances.   Nothing is B&W. 

WHY HE DO DIS TO ME

Originally posted by cola-kiss

Look at this man struttin his stuff

Originally posted by pervingonkpop

Don’t “ey” me “ey” yourself

Originally posted by soohyuk-kmodel

STOP BEING SO CUTE DAMMIT

Originally posted by kimwoobinseyebrows

Grrrr to you too, Vamp Boy

Originally posted by mukadil

T…try not to kill little ole Woobin…kay?

Originally posted by irrational-obsessions-gottcha78

*no comment*

Originally posted by dramatroll

HOW BOUT NO

Originally posted by soo-hyuk-syndrome

Oh how I wish I was Young Kwang so I could put Soo Hyuk into a headlock…

Originally posted by soo-hyuks

You are too precious, never let that smile fade…

CoHF in a Nutshell
  • Emma: Can you be twelve and already know your soulmate? Also I'm pretty badass. Just sayin'.
  • Clary: *draws super badass rune*
  • Jace: It's not that I don't want to have sex with Clary, it's that I'm too hot for Clary. Literally.
  • Alec: *Sass*
  • Isabelle: Simon I love you but wtf dude?
  • Simon: Izzy, I love you. Also, what is life? I just... idk anymore man
  • Magnus: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL... I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOVE...
  • Alec: *sass*
  • Sebastion: I'm kind of an asshole but tbh you get used to it.
  • Alec: *Sass*
  • All Else: wtf do we do?????
  • Alec: ...
  • Alec: *sass*

Erwin openly flirts with Eren every chance he gets. Usually he’ll only flirt with Eren when Levi is around because he enjoys seeing Levi’s reaction when it comes to people touching what’s “his”. Erwin found out about Levi’s little infatuation with the young man after both he and hanji let it slip at their weekend bar time so he makes it his mission to see how far he can push Levi’s buttons until the man himself will just come out and tell Eren he’s in love with him.

The Following {Sentence Starters}
  • "Tonight, I am going to prove to you that ___ is a liar!"
  • "I have so many surprises for you."
  • "I just want to know that what I believe in is real."
  • "Something else you need to know... I'm crazy and irrational."
  • "Sorry about your friends, though. They're kinda dead."
  • "Oh, now you're the gentleman?"
  • "We all want to belong. It's a primal need."
  • "Good will win here today. Good will always win."
  • "Now's not the time to test me..."
  • "You don't find us. We find you. And we're everywhere."
  • "You owe me."
  • "I can't do what I need to do if you're not safe!"
  • "No more lies, ___. This is about trust."
  • "I used to be a good man. Not anymore."
  • "Have you slept? You looked tired. It's important you take care of yourself."
  • "You deserve a future... We both do."
  • "I will shoot you dead!"
  • "Failure to obey me will result in your death and the death of everyone you hold dear."
  • "This is my chapter and I can write it anyway I want to!"
  • "I wanted my life to mean something..."
  • "As far as I'm concerned, you are getting exactly what you deserved!"
  • "Infamy will ensure that I will live forever."
  • "I don't understand it. I try, but I don't!"
  • "This is the end. None of you are making it out of here. Not alive, anyway."
  • "Why didn't you kill him?"
  • "Thank you for coming. I didn't know who else to call."
  • "All I ever wanted was for my name to live forever."
  • "Nobody knows how to respond to you."
  • "I will not be controlled. By anyone!"
  • "Don't be stupid... I kill stupid people."
  • "I feel like we should hug or something."
  • "Every great love must be tested..."
  • "Still surprises me how people are so drawn to you."
  • "I don't believe in relationships. Someone always ends up dead."
  • "You should be home. Your family needs you."
  • "You can't be forgiven. Not for that."
  • "Did I say you could touch me?!"
  • "I'm going to be really polite here and just say 'go to hell'."
  • "I suppose that radio is out of the question, is it?"
Sentence Meme: It's Not Me, It's You
  • "Are you mine?"
  • "Do you get a little kick out of being slow-minded?"
  • "Fuck you!"
  • "He treats me with respect."
  • "How did I get here?"
  • "I cannot apologise enough."
  • "I could say that I'll always be here for you but that would be a lie."
  • "I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore."
  • "I don't know what's right and what's real anymore."
  • "I don't want to be friends."
  • "I know it doesn't seem so fair."
  • "I never wanna see you again."
  • "I think you're really mean."
  • "I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds."
  • "I want to be rich and I want lots of money."
  • "I want to get to know you."
  • "I'd like to go to bed now."
  • "I'll always have feelings for you."
  • "I'll take my clothes off."
  • "I'm doing all that I can."
  • "I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure."
  • "It's all my fault. I'm sorry, you did absolutely nothing wrong."
  • "It's been weeks since I got laid."
  • "Let's just stay, I wanna lie in bed all day."
  • "Maybe I'm just overreacting."
  • "Maybe you're the one for me."
  • "No one wants your opinion."
  • "Now please can we leave?"
  • "Please can you stop calling?"
  • "Please take me away from this place."
  • "This just doesn't feel right."
  • "When we go up to bed, you're just no good."
  • "You always made it clear that you hated my friends."
  • "You always will be the taller and the prettier one."
  • "You and I have come to our end."
  • "You are my hero in disguise."
  • "You never make me scream."
  • "You're supposed to care."
  • "Your point of view is medieval."
Can we talk about the fact that ZIAM were harmonizing in Little Things and when they were singing the part “and I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks and it all makes sense to me”, Zayn teared up and Liam has so many beautiful freckles man I don't know what to do with myself anymore. Their love is so beautiful