man he is just man

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hello im in love with ur local gay stoner

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I can’t have characters without making them sad and cry. Now, this is pretty much fully related to a thing I wrote, but I don’t feel comfortable sharing it yet. Maybe later.

ya’ll exo'rdium…in newark….wowow. I’ll just say this. I had a 백현 아빠 sign. (Baekhyun Appa). And only one person was in front of me and they were short. i held that sign up and when Baekhyun saw it…. He was smirking and then grinned at me and he would smile at me alottttt. like it happened 3 times where he was staring at me for like 7-8 seconds each time. He really really liked the sign. I was just trying to hype him up. I can’t believe how much he was really looking at me with a knowing smile and then I started tearing up the 2nd time he was staring at me. the fact that he was really looking at me…it’s really Wonderful. he was staring at me last year in chicago too. he even returned my heart last year after rejecting my friends heart (a fanboy who stole Chanyeols heart in Chicago tbh) and nodding at me instead, then forming the heart back. wowowow.

the signs as fake quotes my weird cousin has attributed to famous authors

aries: as oscar Wilde once famously said, ‘fuck men’

taurus: i believe it was percy shelley who wrote ‘why cry over spilled milk when instead u could cry over everything

gemini: you can lead a horse to water, but u can’t make the horse drink that fucking water if it wants vodka instead. sun tzu said that.

cancer: y’know, steinbeck once screamed ‘death to capitalism’ while setting himself on fire, and i couldn’t agree more.

leo: i was trying to think of a hemingway quote, but thankfully i just remembered that i don’t give a shit about hemingway

virgo: Flintstone vitamins are for losers. William shakespeare.

libra: did you know that that nicki minaj took the lyrics “i beez in the trap” straight from jane austen’s iconic 1813 novel pride and Prejudice?

scorpio: maya angelou actually invented the acronym NSFW, did u know that? 'Not Safe From Whites’. they’re coming

sagittarius: the most inspirational thing walt whitman ever said was ‘dance like nobody’s watching’ that man was a poet

capricorn: ‘be there or be…gay! lol jk don’t be gay’ ~ the bible, chapter 5 verse 17

aquarius: honey, as Faulkner said once, ‘eat shit mark twain’. words to live by

pisces: nietzsche once said that dante was a ‘hyena that wrote poetry on tombs’ and i’m not making that shit up because nothing is funnier than that

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les mis moments that break my heart: 1/?

combeferre, bahorel & the rest of les amis trying to stop courfeyrac going after gavroche

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isak + raising his eyebrows in wonder during the 5:10 kisses.

STOP RIGHT THERE

can we just take a moment and think about what would’ve happened if Bryan Fuller wrote Sherlock.

This

man

is

a

gift

and 

needs

to

be

(look how fricking excited he is omg)

protected

at

all

costs

just let this man write season 5, he’ll fix everything