man harems

How much money do I have to pay to convince an anime studio to make a Monster Man anime where one young woman has to keep all these monstrous (and I don’t mean bishie boys with horns and slight fangs bullshit-I mean 100% monsters) creatures/demon in line and they all start falling for her and-

Basically I want a Monster Man Harem anime and I ain’t even ashamed.

Does Taron Egerton only agree to do movies/shows that require him to be starring opposite a hot older man???

  • Jamie Bamber “The Smoke”
  • Colin Firth “Kingsman”
  • Tom Hardy “Legend”
  • Hugh Jackman “Eddie the Eagle”

I’m not angry. I’m impressed.

“So we’ve got our CFO coming over from the northeast office next week to discuss our project and the cost index you put together last week.” Dick was leaning over the small table in his office, his blue highlighter making little notes over the form in Raven’s hand. “We’re looking into what it’ll take if we push some aspects of our timeline around… so that checkpoint C might be moved up to B’s timetable.”

Raven pursed her lips and she flicked her eyes up to Dick’s bright blue stare, watching with a genuine air of curiosity as he picked up and pen and made more notes in the margins of the report, humming for a moment in the back of his throat. She propped her head up on a fist and stared at him for a long moment, wondering how long this burst of focus would last, and what brought it on.

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Tim pursed his lips and stared at her closed office door, the “Do Not Disturb” note tacked right above the handle. He let go of a soft sigh and decided to chance her wrath. At the very least, he needed to apologize for the nonsense that had happened during dinner last night. Yes, he had a growing interest in her as something more than just an employee, and yes his brothers clearly had the same interest as well, he just wished that there was more tact behind the whole arrangement. 

Steeling his nerves, Tim lifted his hand and knocked the door. A few seconds skipped by in silence before he heard Raven lift herself to her feet and make her way to the door. Tim waited with bated breath as she opened the door just a little, peering out into the hallway.

“Tim?”

“May I… disturb you for a moment?”

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I wish the amount of Natsu x Harem stories weren’t so high. Why does Natsu need to have ALL the girls in fairy tail? He’s an adorable cinnamon roll, I’m pretty sure he barely looks at most of the Fairy tail women in such a light. It’s kind of annoying how easily he gets the girls too, like they’re just super into Natsu in every way and have nobody else they like as well as no respect for themselves because they’re sharing one man. I find Natsu harem fanfics really… Disturbing, I guess.
     – submitted by anonymous

Hahahahahahahah Root busting in on every operation to tell people that THAT MAN IS NOT [whatever undercover alias], HE’S THE ARCHITECT OF THE FUTURE

And Harold be like “please…root no…y u gotta blow my cover”

SHOW SOME RESPECT

he’s the ARCHITECT

of the FUTURE

“root pls”

THE SHEEPLE GOTTA LEARN

  • heroine: ahahha no one would want to date someone like me. ^^" i'm too plain. i'm not cute or special or anything.
  • me: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ