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BONUS EVENING UPDATE!

TELEVISION: Man fired from TV show about cars is replaced by another man.

Here’s the Daily Mail comments section to explain how this is all the fault of women.

DO NOT WRITE TO A PROBLEM PAGE ABOUT THIS. PHONE THE POLICE. NOW. RIGHT NOW.

(with many thanks to Sehlat over on Twitter for this one!)

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Cheryl looks radiant in a gorgeously colourful couture gown in Cannes
Cheryl, 32, was at her stunning best when she arrived on the red carpet at the Cannes International Film Festival in an eye-catching colourful gown on Friday for the Slack Bay premiere.

By DAN CAIN FOR MAILONLINE

PUBLISHED: 16:19 GMT, 13 May 2016 | UPDATED: 20:05 GMT, 13 May 2016

She’s a vivacious beauty who knows how to wow on big occasions.

And Cheryl, 32, was at her stunning best when she arrived on the red carpet at the Cannes International Film Festival in an eye-catching colourful gown on Friday for the Slack Bay premiere.

The singer couldn’t be missed in the couture garment with its vivid pinks, yellows and assortment of summery tones ensuring she stood out from the crowd.

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A sight to behold: Cheryl, 32, was at her stunning best when she arrived on the red carpet at the Cannes International Film Festival in an eye-catching colourful gown on Friday for the Slack Bay premiere

Cheryl’s gorgeous make-up perfectly complemented the tones in her dress, with a slick of shocking pink lipstick enhancing her plump pout and lashings of mascara and eye-liner decorating her perfect peepers.

She accessorised with a dangly pair of earrings and matching bracelet as well as a huge statement ring for a suitably glamorous finish.

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Independent woman: Cheryl’s glamorous make-up perfectly complemented the tones in her dress, with a slick of shocking pink lipstick enhancing her plump pout and lashings of mascara and eye-liner decorating her perfect peepers.


(3 more photos of Cheryl captioned:  “ Style queen: Cheryl accessorised with a dangly pair of earrings and matching bracelet as well as a huge statement ring for a suitably glamorous finish)

(promotional info about Cheryl’s dress)

(another picture of Cheryl captioned:  “ She’s still got the X Factor! Cheryl dazzled on the night which saw her make-up supplied by L'Oréal” and another one captioned “” Pretty as a picture: Cheryl styled her brunette tresses in a classy side-parting which ran into a neat ponytail down the centre of her back”. Two more photos of Cheryl captioned “  Doing her thing: The beauty knew how to work the camera as she posed with her hands on her hips while glancing over her shoulder” and  “ Looking good: The dress’s plunging back showed that Cheryl was in great shape and her the fabric fitted tightly around her pert posterior”.

The star has recently been spending a lot of time with her One Direction boyfriend Liam Payne, 22, but for her red carpet appearance she was riding solo.And she certainly showed that she’s a strong independent woman as she made the crimson runway her own, sauntering with a bright white smile on her face and waving at the assembled crowds as she headed toward the Palais des Festivals.Cheryl styled her brunette tresses in a classy side-parting which ran into a neat ponytail down the centre of her back. The former X Factor judge looked in fine spirits for the high-profile occasion, admiring the hustle and the bustle of the world renowned festival.

(photos of Blake Lively and more photos of Cheryl)

Making an entrance: Cheryl looked thrilled to be in attendance on the third night of the famous festival
(more photos of Blake Lively and Cheryl)

Star of the show: She turned to acknowledge all those desperate to get a glimpse of her ensemble

On Thursday, Cheryl and Liam appeared happy in each other’s company as they walked the red carpet at the Chopard Trophy Ceremony during the festival.Looking utterly stunning, Cheryl wowed as she slipped her petite curves into a glittering striped jumpsuit that allowed her to flaunt her braless chest.The disco-inspired all-in-one was incredibly low-cut, sitting just above her navel, and included a wide band around her waistline and long, flared trousers to add to the vibe.Her slender frame was perfect for the stylish jumpsuit in tones of scarlet, black, white and gold.Keeping it simple, the former Girls Aloud star wore her long brunette locks in the most poker straight of styles, her lengths framing her face flawlessly

(more photos of Blake Lively, Cheryl and other people arriving on the red carpet)



It looks like Liam had the day off… or it was time for Cheryl the “strong independant woman” to make an appearance… or they read in the papers that they didn’t manage to sell their “loved up status” and decided to temporalily “remove them from circulation)…

My deepest sympathies to Paddy! Please look at his expression; the poor man went to get a job as a boybander’s bodyguard (becoming his friend along the way) and ended up playing the maid to the Beards….

Producer Gareth Neame resists naming a favourite character – ‘There’s not a weak link, I love all of them’ – but says of Mary: ‘She’s central to the figures in the show. Her grandmother knows her day is gone and Mary knows she is like her, but sees that she belongs to a different era. She has to be a moderniser and where Robert is clinging on, Mary is a pragmatist.’

‘Even now we must decide whether to share our lives with someone without spending any real time with them. Let alone... you know,’ says Mary. Married couples conducted their relationships almost entirely in a public space. ‘The way things are going, life will be lived in much closer quarters in the future. My grandparents lived in vast rooms surrounded by staff. If they disagreed they’d hardly have known it. But it won’t be like that for us. I must be sure I’m right to want this man, as my friend, my lover, my husband,’ says Mary.

mary excerpts from new daily mail article