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I drew this to beat the CRAP out of my artblock and now I never want to look at it again.

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I present to you: My attempt at a fandom shitpost to end all fandom shitposts.

Thanks to @crystalitar and @thegreyturtle for letting me borrow their icons to make it look more authentic

me: *having just discovered gorillaz, watching Feel Good Inc for the first time*

Murdoc:

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Originally posted by basicperfectionist


me: oh lort,, who is that???  👀 🔍

Murdoc, in every other fucking video:

me:  👀 ………………… …. *slowly puts down magnifying glass* ….

He is a CIVILIAN!!!!! TONY STARK /IS/A/CIVILIAN/ AND HE WAS(IS) EXPOSED TO SUCH HORRIFIC THINGS IT’S FUCKING ME UPP

1)has to watch as four soldiers get shot whilst escorting him
2) is blown up
3) has to undergo open heart surgery whilst conscious
4) wakes up to discover someone has inserted something so incredibly intrusive and life-changing into his chest without his permission.
5) is tortured
6) discovers the person responsible for this is one of the only people he has ever trusted

AND THAT IS JUST IRON MAN 1!!!!! THE F I R S T FILM IN THE TRAINWRECK THAT IS HIS LIFE LIKE WAS HE PREPARED FOR ANY OF THAT?? EQUIPPED??? ENHANCED OR TRAINED???? NO!!!!

He was a CIVILIAN ,and he went though hell in the first movie alone. Then he takes it further- making going through all these traumas his goddamned job just so he can try and fix the mistakes that weren’t even his fault in the first place and I am aware there are a lot of italics but I am feeling very emotional about this!!!!!!!right!!!!!now!!!

STOP RIGHT THERE

can we just take a moment and think about what would’ve happened if Bryan Fuller wrote Sherlock.

This

man

is

a

gift

and 

needs

to

be

(look how fricking excited he is omg)

protected

at

all

costs

just let this man write season 5, he’ll fix everything

Imagine your BroTP
  • Person A: I actually talked to B today!
  • Person C: Really?! What did you say?
  • Person A: Wonderful weather we're having
  • Person C: That's it?
  • Person A: I got scared and ran away after that
  • Person C: ...