man do you know how much i hate you

“Worth It”

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader (College AU)

Summary: In which a friendship drastically changes due to an all-campus text alert about a strange man wandering the campus.

A/N: Another one from draft-purgatory. It feels weird releasing it into the wild.

“I hate you. So. Much,” Bucky deadpans, looking up from a stapled packet of papers. “It takes me two weeks to write something of this quality, yet you pulled it off in two hours.”

"We’ll know if it’s really ‘quality’ when Professor Coulson gives it back,” you yawn, snatching the 18-page research paper from him.

“How do I obtain your kind of focus? What’s your secret?”

“The startling realization that a deadline is actually 8am and not 8pm.”

The brunette stares at you as if you just grew a third eye on your forehead. “You’re either completely insane or a brilliant genius,” Bucky sighs with either admiration or exasperation.

“Well, all this insane genius wants to do right now is sleep,” you sleepily murmur as you slide your paper back into your bag.

“Too bad Coulson docks points if you’re absent.” Bucky swings his messenger bag around and swiftly zips it open and pulls out a bottled iced coffee. “Take this,” he nudges.

“For me?”

“No, for the unicorn behind you,” Bucky sarcastically says, pushing the iced coffee towards you. “I can tell by your dark circles that you didn’t sleep much.  Take it, you have class until 8pm today,” he insists.

Touched, you take the iced coffee and scrunch up your face in a cute way, but you don’t know that, of course. “You’re one of a kind, James Barnes,” you grin.

Bucky crosses his arms against his chest, a slightly peeved look crossing his face. “How many times did I ask you not to call me 'James’?“ he defeatedly sighs.

"A little less than a million times.” You laugh as Bucky looks like he can’t decide on laughing with you or strangling you, but both of you know that you’re absolutely right.

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Hero Gone Wrong

Summary: Flirting with 40s!Bucky goes wrong when a drunk soldier thinks he’s doing the right thing…

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: Mention of alcohol, swearing

A/N: First time writing! Send requests or let me know if you’d like more.

Originally posted by complete-fandom-trashhh


“Kitty you know how much I hate going out..” I said as the smell of old wood and bourbon filled my senses.

“Oh come on Y/N don’t be so stuck up! Don’t you wanna see all the soldiers in their uniforms before they’re shipped off?”

“I guess…” I trailed off looking down at my painted nails. Kitty scoffed and flipped her hair; turning around, she went off to find a man to attach to. She always liked to do this; drag me out to a bar all dolled up and find a soldier before they would be sent out. She thought since they would leave the next day it wouldn’t ruin her reputation.

The poor boys she was targeting tonight were those of the 107th. I could see one guy already wrapping his arm around her as she smiled at him with red painted lips.

With a sigh I brought myself over to the bar, asking the bartender for the strongest drink he could give me.

“What’s a pretty dame like you doing in a bar like this?” A smooth voice said. Turning to my right I made contact with the clearest blue eyes. The voice belonged to a soldier with dark hair and a charming smile.

“My friend brought me here. She’s more social than me I’m afraid.” I said nodding over to Kitty who had a crowd around her.

Mystery man scoffed lightly before answering, “Doesn’t seem like much of a friend to me. Seems more like she ditched you.”

I awkwardly nodded and sipped at my drink. He seemed to notice my discomfort and introduced himself.

“My names James Barnes by the way but, you can call me Bucky,” He said with a wink.

I blushed, “Y/N L/N.”

“Y/N… hmm pretty name for a pretty girl. I like it.”

“Thank you, so are you boys leaving tomorrow?”

“Yes unfortunately, if I had met you earlier I wouldn’t be leaving.”

I could practically feel my cheeks burning as I blushed yet again. I sent him a shy smile as I looked down at my glass. When I looked back up he still had the most charming smirk on his lips.

“Tell me Y/N, have you ever kissed a soldier?” He whispered.

I hadn’t noticed how close our faces were until I felt his breath on my lips. Before our lips could touch, Bucky was suddenly pulled away.

“Alright Barnes stop harassing the dame, I’m sure she doesn’t want your lips all over her. I’m sorry about that honey, just can’t seem to control this one.”

The man who rudely interrupted our moment seemed to be one of his commanding officers. He also seemed to think he did me a favor by butting in.
He was now leaning against the bar in between Bucky and I.

“Now don’t you think your hero deserves the kiss? Unlike this Brooklyn low life?” He said, already leaning in. As he got closer I could smell the alcohol on his breath.

I closed my eyes shut, preparing for the disgusting impact but it never came. I opened my eyes to see Bucky standing over the unconscious officer with his fists clenched. When he saw me looking he ran his fingers through his hair and sat back down on the bar stool.

“Sorry about him doll. Some men just have no respect.”

I giggled lightly, “Well I think this makes you my real hero.”

“Oh well then how bout that kiss?”

I hate that you…

Don’t say it, Elliot interrupted. You gave me a choice & I made the right one; I know I did. Being with you is… It’s everything I have wanted for so long, Kore. I’d do anything to make it happen. 

I love you, sweetheart. You will never know how much it means to me that you’ve made this sacrifice, Korey whispered, nuzzling into the man’s neck & kissing his cool skin softly. Anything you ever want or need, you know I will find a way to give it to you.

Well now that you mention it, Elliot smirked mischievously. Remember last night, how you distracted me & made me feel better?

the signs as types of drunks

aries: HEY MAN, DARE ME TO DO A BACKFLIP OFF OF THE ROOF!?

taurus: probably crying 

gemini: i cannot believe how drunk i am right now. did i just say something offensive? i cannot believe how much i also do not care right now 

cancer: is always touching someone, even if its in a subtle way. or crying 

leo: i hate myself. i hate myself so much. you know who i hate? surprise it is me. but you know who is also really hot ? surprise it is also me 

virgo: my life is great 

libra: trying to kiss everyone 

scorpio: getting in multiple fights  

sagittarius: doing karaoke and hitting on anything that moves 

capricorn: i am not sober enough to function please hold me 

aquarius: where am i 

pisces: trying to surf off of the same roof the aries just backflipped off of 

ourcertainphantomstudentfan  asked:

MC! But if someone already said her, can you do Blake from RWBY?

Dmnit I can’t copy paste using phone.

I assumed you mean the brown Mc? Sorry I don’t know much about Blake. Here goes.

My otp: I ship her the most with saeyoung. //7\

My most hated pairing: Omg none?? Just don’t ship with Jumin’s dad.

My unusual otp: Elly x Mc hahahaha.

My crossover otp: Oh man. That horse headed guy-

My brotp/friendship otp: Jaehee lol.

Character headcanon: How do I say this. In my AU. She is the mother of Ha-neul. I actually don’t know much what to say about her- O)-(

A gif that show how I feel about the character:

anonymous asked:

so my characters committed a crime and the company they work for decided not to report them to the police bc they need them in the office, to train and whatnot (they're superheros), but they still said they would punish them. i have no ideas for what the punishment could be. i want it to be something that doesn't actually hurt them but the character's would probably be like "man i wish i'd gone to jail instead". thanks!

Thanks for your question, friend!  That sounds like a really interesting situation and I don’t know how much help I’ll be, but I’ll try to brainstorm with you…

So my immediate question upon reading this is: is your story comedic or more serious?  Because if it’s a lighter kind of fiction, you could have a lot of fun with this.  Your superheroes could be sentenced to work with the most annoying/anal character in their office – or they could have to do That One Thing that everyone hates doing, like inventory or busywork or trash duty or something like that.  If it’s a comedy, then the punishment doesn’t actually have to fit the crime.  It just has to be something that all the characters involved hate so bad that they’d rather be in prison.

If it’s a more serious situation, though, then you’d need to be more strict with the punishment.  They could be given community service hours, weekend working hours, etc.  Their training regimen could be intensified, or they could be put under a stricter person’s authority.  Or instead of being given something as punishment, they could have something taken – any weapons, technology, clearance, privileges, and so forth.  If these superheroes are allowed to “go on missions” or anything like this which interests them, they may be reduced to clerical work, assisting others, or acting as “sidekicks”.  I’m not sure in what capacity your superhero characters work/train, but you know, and that’s all that matters.

There’s also more extreme options like solitary confinement (or if your group has two or more characters who don’t get along, stick em’ in there together).  Moving your heroes to a more secure location will separate them from the people/things they like.  They could be sent to a correction seminars or groups – things like Anger Management, Alcoholics Anonymous, Kleptomaniacs Anonymous, etc. – a few times a week.  These are topical punishments, which are fitted specifically to deter bad habits, as opposed to general punishments like community service or prison.  These may serve you better than those other options.

That’s all I can think of, so I’ll open this up to my followers as well.  Do any of you guys have some ideas that could help the anon?


If you need advice on general writing or fanfiction, you should maybe ask me!

  • Me: Oh man I really hate this book.
  • Obnoxious fan: WHY DO YOU READ IT THEN?!!??! JUST STOP READING IT IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH?!?!?!
  • Me: Man, I hate this book so much I didn't finish it.
  • Obnoxious fan: YOU DIDN'T FINISH IT?!?!?!?! THEN HOW CAN YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW IT ENDS?!!??! YOU DIDN'T READ THE WHOLE THING!!!

anonymous asked:

My heart weeps with how worried and at a loss Robert was last night? Like, I know he's seen Aaron in dark places before but there was something he could do then- he could encourage Aaron to speak out about Gordon etc- but this time, Aaron's hit self-destruct and the issues are so deep that it's almost too much. Like Robert was literally witnessing the man he loves so truely and deeply say that he hates himself. Robert's heart must be split in two. But he's not giving up. Robert, you are amazing.

WHY MUST YOU KILL ME LIKE THIS NONNIE?!? WHY?!?

THIS!!! ALL OF THIS IS SO TRUE!!!

I CAN’T EVEN!!! I’M SOBBING JUST THINKING ABOUT ROBERT’S HEART BREAKING BC THE MAN HE LOVES MORE THAN LIFE HATES HIMSELF. LIKE HE LITERALLY HAD TO WATCH HIM FALL APART AND SELF-DESTRUCT IN FRONT OF HIS EYES AND HE WAS HELPLESS TO DO ANYTHING!!!

BUT ROBERT WAS READY TO FLY TO VEGAS TODAY AND MARRY AARON AND PROMISE HIM TO BE THERE FOR HIM IN GOOD TIMES AND IN BAD. IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH. FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE. AND ROBERT WILL DO EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO SHOW AARON THAT EVEN IF THEY AREN’T LEGALLY MARRIED YET THEN HE WILL STAND BY THOSE WORDS BC THEY AREN’T JUST WORDS TO HIM. THEY’RE HIS PROMISE TO AARON AND HE WILL ALWAYS DO EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO PROTECT AND LOVE AND SUPPORT AARON. BC AARON IS HIS EVERYTHING!!!

ROBERT SUGDEN LOVES AARON DINGLE WITH ALL OF HIS HEART AND HE WILL NOT GIVE UP ON AARON. HE WILL MAKE AARON SEES THAT HE IS WORTHY OF LOVE AND THAT HE’S ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY.

ROBERT SUGDEN REALLY IS AN AMAZING HUMAN BEING!!!

anonymous asked:

Butbutbt what's with the M? Will Maggie discover that? How are they gonna get over that?! Man I hate you so much right now. I'm sorry, you're fantastic and all but you did not have to do that. Just no. (also Alex being called Ally is awesome) But no.

So…. this. Don’t hate me plzkthx – I’m posting other fluff today to compensate…

http://queergirlwriting.tumblr.com/post/155998481609/i-need-to-know-how-maggie-deals-with-that-m-that

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“How are we gonna pick up chicks if she’s hanging around”
“Dal she can stay with us”
“No, I don’t like little kids. I don’t like ‘em… I just…”
“I’m not a little kid Dally. But I’ll leave since you just 'hate’ me so much”
“(Y/n)-”
“I’ll see you guys around”
“Nice going man. Now how do you expect her to like you back if you keep treating her like shit”
“I-I don’t know”

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That’s Lord Ieyasu for you. Even though he looks and speaks cruelly, if you see closely and understand him deeply, you will know that this man just have trust problems but has a good heart. He is beautiful inside and will do anything to save and preserve everyone who’s in his side, well, even some traitors.

Ah, I’m almost ending his main route. Once again, Voltage changed how I see an evil (but not really evil) character. You really need to know a person’s past and feelings before you judge and despise them. Thanks Voltage.

reasons why i hate this goblin man???:

  • his kink is everything even things that you didn’t know could be a kink??
  • how is this man a doctor he’s kind of irresponsible
  • nothing he says makes any fucking sense
  • the worse of a person you are the more he’ll fall in love with you
  • “i’ve killed six people” “i have six boners”
  • literally everything about his design is a joke

Remember this quote? 

‘’Do you know how many times I have wanted to reduce this world to ashes? However, that man has always endured it… Gintoki… He who has the most reason to hate this world has always endured it…’’

Can i casually remind you that Zura was the one who said this quote about Gintoki.. that he too suffered through painful events in life and wanted to destroy this world like Takasugi and he understands how much the world has hurt Gintoki (even recognizing that Gintoki has gone through worst things than he has) and that part of his faith in the world right now is due to Gintoki. Not only is Gintoki a very important friend but he is also his inspiration and his reason for fighting for a better world to this day… 

but do you realize how much ian gallagher has been through? he’s a gay teenager in a homophobic ass neighborhood, and when his brother finds out he’s gay the first thing he does is take him to a girl’s house so he’d get a blowjob. and he’s so fucking lonely he started a relationship with a thirty year old married man with children. his mom left them, his dad hates him for looking like his mom and being the most like her, and he has no one, absolutely no one to confide in. he’s completely alone. 

and then mickey comes along. and ian isn’t the person to pretend he doesn’t like someone when he does, and he likes mickey. mickey knows it, ian knows it, and they still play this sort of game of who catches feelings first? but mickey doesn’t have a shred of confidence about his sexuality. and then he’s forced to watch while terry gets the guy he loves /raped/, and then he needs to watch him /get married/, and he again, has absolutely no one to confide in, no one to talk to, and he gets drunk off his ass in attmept to forget the fuck’s going on in his life. and he can’t handle anything anymore that he chooses to run away to the army!!! the!! army!!! because he can only feel like he will die in that place.

and then a lot of shit starts to happen. he feels different, happy and he doesn’t give a shit, he doesn’t want to take anyone’s shit anymore and definitely not the army’s, and he flakes as if it’s no big fucking deal to just go AWOL, not even thinking about the consequences. but he doesn’t even know how to go back to his family, just the thought of the miserable life he had there is crushing him, so what the hell is he even good at? his dream was ruined and he can’t go back, and the only thing he’s even had besides that was sex. the only thing that people made him feel good about; kash, ned, mickey, who knows who else. ian gallagher has no self worth whatsoever and the only times he ever felt appreciated by anyone was when he was fucking them. so he becomes a dancer at a gay bar.

but when he does come back; it’s not the same. and mickey suddenly /wants/ him. /needs/ him, /cares/ for him- and he never felt that from anyone. no one ever needed him, no one ever told him, ian, i want you here, i need you here, you’re important. you’re so valued and needed and special.
and he’s happy, for a little while. he’s genuinely happy.

and then he wakes up one morning and everything feels so.. pointless. 

The Gala: Part 1

Berk Dragon Sanctuary AU
Berk Dragon Sanctuary AU fics and drabbles masterpost.

Takes place a few weeks after The Date: Part 2. Companion drabble for this.

There’s only one reason Hiccup is mildly tolerating the gala event, and even he is not prepared when she walks in the door.

“It’s a spectacular night.”

Hiccup looked up from his drink to see his father approach. The man looked formidable on a regular day—let alone dressed in black tie. “I try,” he said, with a lopsided, sardonic grin. “But most of the credit should go to Mrs. Haydes.”

“She does know how to work some magic,” his father agreed. “But still, I’m glad you showed up. I know how much you hate these kind of events.”

“Well, I do run the sanctuary technically,” Hiccup said. “I had to make an appearance.”

“Your mother was never crazy about these events either. I think the longest she stayed one year was twenty-six minutes.”

“Sounds like her,” Hiccup chuckled. “But I’m afraid there are too many people who want to speak to me—and besides, I have to give a speech.”

Not to mention he had other motivation. Astrid was coming tonight.

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Associated Press (AP): ‘The actress withdrew her allegations that the actor had been physically abusive toward her.’

Amber: 'Neither party has made false accusations for financial gain.’

So if they weren’t made for financial gain, please enlighten us as to WHY they were made, kiddo!

This post is unable to reblog but I am so disgusted that i need to say something.

first. @lucayameetstexas

how can you be against rowan for supporting kim k for posting a picture OF HER OWN BODY?

how is rowan is bad role model for understanding that they is nothing wrong with the human body and kim k can do what she wants with hers??

whats a better message for young kids:

be confident in your body OR your body must be hidden

i dont know why you are having an issue with what kim k does with HER OWN BODY. how is her posting a confident nude effect you so much that you are upset with her and rowan for supporting her???

also - “i hate feminism” WHY? for supporting women in being comfortable with THEIR OWN BODY? 

understand what feminism is. feminism is not man hating. feminism is complete eqquality of genders. and rowan makes it very clear that she is an intersectional feminist aka the only real feminism. she supports all genders, all races, all sexualities, all religions, EVERYONE

next. @foodislovefoodislife

HOW IS THIS DEGRADING? its the opposite.

it is kim k feelings comforable, confident, and empowered by HER OWN BODY and rowan SUPPORTING her with that

how can you not support that? 

and yes, women have worked so much towards equality, we still are, but you telling women that we cant post pictures OF OUT OWN BODIES because its DEGRADING??? is not only completely false but also really rude?

people with these views are the problem NOT kim k for consentually posting a picture of HER OWN BODY or rowan for SUPPORTING HER CONFIDENCE

I Wanna Call You Mine (and never let you down)

Trigger warnings: none what I’m aware of? Super brief mention of cigarettes

Word count: 4.8k

Summary: “Shit” Dan let out and put down Darcy to help the man. He reached out for the man and as fast as he was on his feet again all Dan was met with was blue blue blue. The guy’s eyes were like the ocean and Dan made a quiet thanks to god for not going to the lake. He observed that the black-haired man’s eyes were travelling down and doing the same Dan quickly noticed that they were almost standing chest to chest.“Shit” was all Dan managed to say, again, as he took a small step away from the guy. “I am so sorry, fuck. I hope you’re not hurt?”.

or

An Ice cream Au were Phil works at an Ice cream parlour and Dan has a crush on him.

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