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Kojuro’s tweets [1/5]

Kojuro: Shigezane told me to come on Twitter from today onwards. Lord Masamune said the same thing, so I plan to be here until 23rd October. Please take care of me.

Shigezane: If Kojuro doesn’t do his job, I’ll come and take over!
Kojuro: It would be meaningless for you to do that… And I intend to do this properly.

Masamune: Kojuro’s gacha came out today. …have you looked at it already?

Kojuro: Lord Masamune…! Why would you do the announcement for my gacha…

Kojuro: …it was Shigezane, wasn’t it.

Shigezane: Wasn’t it great that your beloved Lord Masamune did that for you?
Kojuro: …Shigezane, I’m going to remember this.

Kojuro: It seems that Shigezane will be staying in Yonezawa for the next five days. I feel like he’s always around, but… Oh, I lost track of time while we were feasting, and it’s already this late.

Kojuro: Are you still awake? It’s late, so hurry up and go to bed. Good night.

anonymous asked:

Lars must love fangs. HE MUST BE ONE WITH FANGS OF LOVE. Someone buy this man a pair of those plastic fangs.

I hope Emerald bites Lars sometime, then he bites back wearing fake fangs and Emerald loses it 🐍

sentient-teapot  asked:

"Accidentally capture the wrong base"? .....tell us more? Please?

this was before we got agent agent back as our handler, and part of the reason why he finally turned up for work again. 

so the thing about clint is that hes 1. not a good listener and 2. hes deaf. mostly. these are separate issues because being mostly deaf doesnt stop him from understanding what people are saying most of the time, it just means that you have to be sure he knows youre trying to communicate with him before you say something. (and also that you should make sure your mask doesnt cover your mouth so he can lipread, but whatever.)

we had this agent—incredibly boring guy in the worst sort of way–who’d requested clint, nat, and i for an op. nat and i were supposed to hit two of the leaders of a crime syndicate while clint got the third. easy peasy, kill some guys, free some hostages, small country liberated, total cakewalk. but the agent running the op and the briefing took FOREVER. he was talking us through like none of us had ever overthrown a country before, explaining every minute detail. nat and i could just kinda zone out and let things wash over us, picking up the pertinent details, but clint cant really do that. his hearing aids help but they weren’t perfect, so he also had to be kinda lipreading just to keep up. which takes a lot of focus for incredibly boring info. naturally he zoned out too.

which was how he missed the fact that his guy was not actually staying in his incredibly fortified base-slash-villa. his hostages were, but he wasn’t. 

luckily, they covered this in the briefing packet we were each provided with, which was a mere 362 pages. 

so obviously none of us actually read it.

we poked through, got blueprints, guard schedules, alarm systems and so on, but didnt bother with most of the rest of it. 

they dropped us in the air over each of our respective targets, clint last. i had the cliffside resort, nat had the downtown headquarters, and clint had the base-villa. nat and i handled ours like pros, of course, corpses everywhere, and clint did too–mowed right through the security, got the hostages, and then called in that his syndicate leader wasnt there, what the hell, who gave me this bad intel.

which was when he was informed that the big bad wasnt IN the villa, he was on the ISLAND ACROSS from the villa, and that hed been supposed to covertly infiltrate the beach house there and quietly capture him. ideally without ever setting foot in the villa; he was just supposed to steal a boat from the villa docks and not get spotted by security. 

unfortunately, clint had blown up all the watercraft at the villa’s docks to keep syndicate members from escaping. which meant he still had to get to the island and capture this guy, but now there were no motorboats left. and if this syndicate jerkoff got away, fury was gonna have his hide.

and thats how clint wound up launching a one-man amphibious assault on an international crime syndicate from a paddleboat.

and also why clint reads his briefings now. 

Remus Lupin did not die for you to mourn his death

Because he did not die.

He’s alive. He’s buying a shit ton of lint rollers to remove all the padfoot hair everywhere in their little house bc goddamit Sirius I love u but I’m drowning in your shaggy hair in both forms what is this


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