mamoru tag

The Bidders + The Mincing Mockingbird Guide to Troubled Birds

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Eisuke:

Soryu:

Baba:

Ota:

Mamoru:

Shuichi:

Luke:

Hikaru:

MC:

KBTBB: Your fave is problematic

more shitposting to relieve stress from finals….save me lmao

@maidofstars @2bedroom-baddestbidderlove @bolt8826 these memelords is2g


Eisuke:

  • Extra™
  • Owns, like, hundreds of the same pair of boxer-briefs
  • Sends himself positive messages on anon
  • Highkey always thirsty for MC, even in a neutral route
  • People always ask him if he’s a Dom or a Sub, but all he does is smirk in return. In reality, he’s a Switch, just ask MC lol  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Soryu:

  • Orders from the breakfast menu and nothing else
  • Thinks bulletproof vests and tasers are acceptable gifts
  • Faints every time he goes to the Women’s Perfume Department (think Spongebob)
  • Owns more hair gel than a normal human being should
  • Sprayed Mamoru with a water gun once

Baba: 

  • The type to make those “1 like = 1 prayer” posts on Facebook
  • Kinky™ and proud
  • Eats ice cream and hotdogs suggestively to make others feel Very Uncomfortable
  • Sends Nasty texts to everyone on Sundays
  • Gives unsolicited flying kisses

Ota:

  • Uses your portable batteries and gives them back to you empty
  • Known to backwash when he drinks poor Baba found out the hard way
  • Unironically uses the “>:3c” face
  • Accidentally sent “yiff” in the group chat a few times
  • Mixes the condiments in restaurants and makes Mamoru taste-test them

Mamoru:

  • Seen zones everyone
  • Hasn’t changed his profile picture from five years ago
  • Hasn’t updated his phone in, like, three years
  • Can live off instant noodles for a week
  • Drinks juice directly from the carton

Shuichi:

  • Wears a three-piece suit to the beach, but is buck nekkid at home
  • Watches the Home Shopping Network when he’s bored
  • Keeps a tiny bottle of Holy Water in his pocket just in case
  • Deletes every text Eisuke sends him
  • His perpetual mood is Stares Into the Camera Like on The Office™

Luke:

  • The only song saved on his phone is “Spooky Scary Skeletons”, but sped up 10x
  • Doesn’t know what a meme is
  • Blocks everyone on his contacts except MC
  • Watches old cat videos from the early 2000′s on Youtube
  • Had Eisuke’s and MC’s X-rays as his phone lockscreen for a while

Hikaru:

  • Wears skinny jeans that are a bit too skinny
  • All his passwords have “69″ in them
  • Eats cereal with no milk
  • Dabs in formal photos
  • Hasn’t gotten over his Edgy Phase

MC:

  • Has thought about spitting in Eisuke’s coffee more often than she should
  • Goes to supermarkets for free food samples
  • Vague-posts about the bidders all the time, but especially a certain CEO
  • Is currently looking up job listings at least 20 miles away from the Tres Spades
  • Default expression is :) but inside she’s 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

Kishou-san, please stop making my heart do somersaults with your voice. Especially with that ‘I wanna stay together…’ part.

My Soukoku-shipping heart can’t stop relating Mamo wearing a ridiculous hat to Chuuya.

(In case you don’t know, Miyano Mamoru is Dazai Osamu’s voice actor. Taniyama Kishou is Nakahara Chuuya’s voice actor.)

So I found this clip in my hard disk today. I can’t remember where I downloaded it, heck, I can’t remember when I downloaded it, but it made me laugh so much I just had to share. If any of you know the source, please tell me so I can credit and ask for permission.

And I don’t know which event this is from. They mentioned Tsukimori Len and Kaji Aoi, Kishou and Mamo’s characters in La Corda d’Oro, so I’m guessing this is from a Corda event. It’s most probably the live voice-acting part of the event (I think there’s a proper name for it, but I can’t remember). Judging from Mamo’s hair (lol), this must’ve taken place quite some time ago.

I know nothing about the Corda series other than the aforementioned guys, so I don’t know who the other seiyuus are. I tried looking up the characters to figure out who they are but there were so many characters I went cross-eyed. If any of you know the seiyuus, please tell me so I can include their names in the translation.

Translation by me under the cut. It may not be completely accurate, so yeah.

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Mamo x Egu!

From a Storm Lover event where the current seiyuu on stage have to predict the audience’s choice for a given topic: “What would make your heart race?” Answer 1 is long sleeves and answer 2 is hand in pocket!

Mamo knows they’re on the losing side with “hand in pocket” so he tries to garner some votes with a fake kiss! Egu is left dazed!

Everyone’s like “That’s not even related!”

Happy 30th birthday, Egu!