mallory archer


Phrasing Compilation  

  • <p> <b>Mallory:</b>  Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?<p/><b>Cheryl:</b>  Yes.<p/><b>Mallory:</b>  I was hula hooping. Ron and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.<p/><b>Cheryl:</b>  Oh my God.<p/><b>Mallory:</b>  I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.<p/><b>Cheryl:</b>  Why are you telling me this?<p/><b>Mallory:</b>  Because no one will ever believe you.<p/><b>Cheryl:</b>  You sick son of a bitch.<p/></p>