The moment I realized I became Sally Jackson:True story
So I work at a candy stand in the mall on weekends for gas money.
There are lots of people who steal from the candy stand.
To prevent this I make nice with all the mall rent a cops. Make sure to make them up a bag of candy every weekend.
There is one named Julius.
Julius I noticed only eats blue candy.
I go through all the candy only picking out blue candy for him. Blue gummy sharks, only the blue sour patch kids, picking out blue gummy bears, and if course the blue raspberry sour belts.
I’ve called him Percy for a month.
He has yet to correct me.