pyrotechnicalmathematics  asked:

Illidan gets back and is like "Bruh, you got Ysera killed?" and Malfurion is like "No, Xavius killed Ysera. It was unavoidable." Illidan retorts with "Ya, I guess you running off having a tantrum that's destructive to everyone around you would be unavoidable, you petulant manchild."

Malfurion stammers as he tries to think up a retort but comes up empty. He begins to cry, and runs off into the wilderness for another tantrum. No one bothers to look for him this time. 

i’m honestly cracking up imagining malfurion’s reaction to illidan and his horde of children

there’s illidari fussing over illidan and telling him to sit down as soon as he gets resurrected

there’s illidari excitedly telling illidan all about their adventures with the alliance/the horde

there’s illidari introducing illidan to the felsabers they adopted from the broken isles

there’s illidan being a supportive dad™ as the illidari talk about their trouble acclimating to their respective factions

and there’s malfurion, watching his brother actually succeed at taking care of other people with a mixture of horror and morbid curiosity

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