male pokemon names

jayfuckinghell  asked:

Can you write anything with Guzma x male!reader Just a gay lil boy searching for some quality daddy guzma Seriously it can be anything you come up with Thanks a lot <3

Bless you for this request my dear <3

“Hey, you ain’t Team Skull. ‘Chu reppin’ us for homie?!”

“Consider it my orders from above. I do have to please Daddy after all.” You smiled, tilting your umbrella slightly so that your Glameow was protected from the drizzle. “May I come in please sir? I’ve traveled such a long way, and my poor Charlotte is tired out.”

Grunt A has never met a man quite like you. Can’t be more than five feet tall and dressed in a Skull Tank with sweats looking like some kid that ought to be crying for his mama, but here you are with your rather pretty umbrella, one of those fancy rolling suitcases, and your “pleases” sounding like you’re the aristocratic young Earl that Team Skull robbed of his home. And what’s with your Pokémon?! He’s never seen one like that before, definitely points to the fact that you was flew here rather than grew here.

“Uh…” Grunt A is struck dumb by the intensity in your eyes. Not even Guzma’s baritone bark makes him coherent.

“Shut the damn door ya fuckin’ cuntwaffle!” Guzma yells. “Was you raised in a barn boy?! My baby don’t like the cold! Yer lettin’ all the heat out!”

“Forgive me, I seem to be the one holding up the operations. May I come in daddy?” You call out into the expanse of the mansion. Your voice is unreal, not even the harsh screams of other guys comes close to matching it. Your voice doesn’t shout, rather it projects strongly against the masonry. It doesn’t incite fear, rather it politely commands respect. For obvious reasons, the word “daddy” sparks interest among the other grunts, and they all seem to come out of the woodwork before retreating back into it like frightened Wimpod when frantic stomping responds to your voice.

“Babe?! Baby! Is you here already??”

Guzma jumps down the staircase, narrowly missing a poor girl who only just manages to scramble out of the way in time.

“Babe!” Guzma barks again, no doubt delighted to see you with the large goofy smile he wears. To the grunt he growls, “Get the fuck outta the way an’ let him in!”

“Really… Is your cruelty necessary?” you politely step inside when Grunt A scrambles out of your pathway, thanking him kindly for letting you in and chuckling when he turns red. Guzma barely gives you time to think or put your umbrella away in a corner when he sweeps you up in his arms, planting kisses anywhere he can reach while Glameow jumps and hisses indignantly.

“Sorry babe. Hi.” Guzma grins. You can’t help but return his slobbering with gentle pecks of your own, hands stroking the sides of his face as he smiles like a fool.

“Hello.” You quip, lips pursing as you look him over. “You’re not eating properly are you?”

“Ain’t no food here babe.” He laughs, beginning to leave a trail of love bites on your neck while you tilt your head back and close your eyes as though you’re in one of those steamy movies. “That’s why yer Daddy ordered out and got this here nice chunka beef cake. Gotta good deal for it too. Look at ya, good enough to eat ‘n teasin’ me with them tight lil’ sweats.”

“Ah, I was under the impression we would have sustenance for the night, not coitus.” You reply. “Honestly… You don’t change a bit do you Guzma?”

“Nah babe. Here, lemme close the door for ya and get them bags. You’re stayin’ in my room.”

“Do be careful with that bag.” You say as he closes the door and hoists your bag over his shoulder. “It was a gift.”

“From yer ma?”


You seem to shut down for a split second, only to be revived again by Guzma pressing his lips against yours until you both are making out in the middle of the entryway. None of the grunts have dared to utter a sound, they’ve been watching this exchange during its entirety, hardly managing to speak above a breath amongst themselves. Trying to speculate who you were, and why Guzma was getting so handsy with your rear end.

“Hey…” he murmurs into your neck, “You’re here now wit your daddy. Ain’t no cryin’ in Team Skull babe.”

“I’d rather you didn’t in front of these poor children.” You gasp, utterly breathless from Guzma’s kiss.

“Eh, ‘s good for em!” Guzma bellows, pounding on his chest. “Gotta show ‘em whose baby ya are. Get it?!”

He addresses the room this time, grabbing you by the waist and making you laugh.

“This here’s MY baby!” he roars. “Y’all better be nice to him and make him comfy-like around here. He ain’t got nowheres to go, so he’s just like us! Show him a lil’… uh… Babe, help me… I’m blanking!”

“Hospitality?” you venture, delighted in his struggle and stroking his chest with your slender fingers.

“Yeah! What he said!” Guzma affirms. He leads the way up what was once a grand staircase, waiting for you at the top as you collect Charlotte the Glameow into your arms and make pleasant introductions to the shell shocked grunts.

“Pleasure to make your acquaintance. Hello. Hello. Good evening.” You say as they pass you by, much too shocked to say anything in return but a few do nod.

“Baaaaaaabe…” Guzma whines.

“Alright, I’m coming.”

Before you take your leave, you turn to the grunts and give them a dazzling smile. Yet a few can’t help notice how pained you look when you make it. As though you’ve come from a terrible ordeal and are now relieved for the respite. Grunt A notices from the close proximity that you have bags under your eyes, looking as though you’ve spend many a sleepless night crying out anguish that you’re trying to hide now.

“Thank you for having me.” You say sincerely, then scurry up the steps to a waiting Guzma who immediately wraps his arm around your waist.

“Welcome home babe.” He murmurs.


More than ANYTHING, I just want SOME reference or Spongebob jokes in Pokemon Sun/Moon.

Pokecharacter Giveaway! CLOSED

Originally posted by 0mnic

We’re here with part two of the pokecharacter giveaway! 

Tonight we are giving out three of the ‘antagonists’ of Sun and Moon!

All Pokemon are ***SHINY*** and, for the most part, have the same moves the characters have on their respective Pokemon.

Guzma the Golisopod:

level: 100


Moves: Sucker Punch, Swords Dance, First Impression, Waterfall

Plumeria the Salazzle:

level: 33


Moves: Protect, Sludge Bomb, Flamethrower, Toxic

Gladion the Type: Null:

level: 40

no gender

Moves: Crush Claw, Scary Face, X-Scissor, Take Down

Everyone may have one of each. The giveaway will run until we are all out of Pokemon, so it will be first come first serve! There is a box of each of them, but there should be enough for everyone! c: (We can also make more if need be)

Deposit Pokemon: MALE Spearow

Please name Alchemy

Please feel free to message us with any questions or concerns! We’d love to see your pokemon in their new home as well! So tag us if you post pictures <3

ALSO, as this was such an issue for our last two giveaways - if you do not recieve your pokemon within five to ten minutes of depositing, please message us! There have been a LOT of issues with the GTS lately and we want to make sure everyone is getting their mons!

Have at ‘em!