gladion: but if youre the gay twin *gestures to lillie and fem mc* and im the gay twin *gestures to himself and male mc* then whos running the pokemon league?! *cuts to scene of hau sitting at the top of a mountain eating a pile of malasada*
Can you write anything with Guzma x male!reader Just a gay lil boy searching for some quality daddy guzma Seriously it can be anything you come up with Thanks a lot <3
Bless you for this request my dear <3
“Hey, you ain’t Team Skull. ‘Chu reppin’ us for homie?!”
“Consider it my orders from above. I do have to please Daddy
after all.” You smiled, tilting your umbrella slightly so that your Glameow was
protected from the drizzle. “May I come in please sir? I’ve traveled such a
long way, and my poor Charlotte is tired out.”
Grunt A has never met a man quite like you. Can’t be more
than five feet tall and dressed in a Skull Tank with sweats looking like some
kid that ought to be crying for his mama, but here you are with your rather
pretty umbrella, one of those fancy rolling suitcases, and your “pleases”
sounding like you’re the aristocratic young Earl that Team Skull robbed of his
home. And what’s with your Pokémon?! He’s never seen one like that before,
definitely points to the fact that you was flew here rather than grew here.
“Uh…” Grunt A is struck dumb by the intensity in your eyes. Not
even Guzma’s baritone bark makes him coherent.
“Shut the damn door ya fuckin’ cuntwaffle!” Guzma yells. “Was
you raised in a barn boy?! My baby don’t like the cold! Yer lettin’ all the
“Forgive me, I seem to be the one holding up the operations.
May I come in daddy?” You call out into the expanse of the mansion. Your voice
is unreal, not even the harsh screams of other guys comes close to matching it.
Your voice doesn’t shout, rather it projects strongly against the masonry. It
doesn’t incite fear, rather it politely commands respect. For obvious reasons,
the word “daddy” sparks interest among the other grunts, and they all seem to
come out of the woodwork before retreating back into it like frightened Wimpod
when frantic stomping responds to your voice.
“Babe?! Baby! Is you here already??”
Guzma jumps down the staircase, narrowly missing a poor girl
who only just manages to scramble out of the way in time.
“Babe!” Guzma barks again, no doubt delighted to see you
with the large goofy smile he wears. To the grunt he growls, “Get the fuck
outta the way an’ let him in!”
“Really… Is your cruelty necessary?” you politely step
inside when Grunt A scrambles out of your pathway, thanking him kindly for
letting you in and chuckling when he turns red. Guzma barely gives you time to
think or put your umbrella away in a corner when he sweeps you up in his arms,
planting kisses anywhere he can reach while Glameow jumps and hisses
“Sorry babe. Hi.” Guzma grins. You can’t help but return his
slobbering with gentle pecks of your own, hands stroking the sides of his face
as he smiles like a fool.
“Hello.” You quip, lips pursing as you look him over. “You’re
not eating properly are you?”
“Ain’t no food here babe.” He laughs, beginning to leave a
trail of love bites on your neck while you tilt your head back and close your
eyes as though you’re in one of those steamy movies. “That’s why yer Daddy
ordered out and got this here nice chunka beef cake. Gotta good deal for it
too. Look at ya, good enough to eat ‘n teasin’ me with them tight lil’ sweats.”
“Ah, I was under the impression we would have sustenance for
the night, not coitus.” You reply. “Honestly… You don’t change a bit do you
“Nah babe. Here, lemme close the door for ya and get them
bags. You’re stayin’ in my room.”
“Do be careful with that bag.” You say as he closes the door
and hoists your bag over his shoulder. “It was a gift.”
“From yer ma?”
You seem to shut down for a split second, only to be revived
again by Guzma pressing his lips against yours until you both are making out in
the middle of the entryway. None of the grunts have dared to utter a sound,
they’ve been watching this exchange during its entirety, hardly managing to
speak above a breath amongst themselves. Trying to speculate who you were, and
why Guzma was getting so handsy with your rear end.
“Hey…” he murmurs into your neck, “You’re here now wit your
daddy. Ain’t no cryin’ in Team Skull babe.”
“I’d rather you didn’t in front of these poor children.” You
gasp, utterly breathless from Guzma’s kiss.
“Eh, ‘s good for em!” Guzma bellows, pounding on his chest. “Gotta
show ‘em whose baby ya are. Get it?!”
He addresses the room this time, grabbing you by the waist
and making you laugh.
“This here’s MY baby!” he roars. “Y’all better be nice to
him and make him comfy-like around here. He ain’t got nowheres to go, so he’s
just like us! Show him a lil’… uh… Babe, help me… I’m blanking!”
“Hospitality?” you venture, delighted in his struggle and
stroking his chest with your slender fingers.
“Yeah! What he said!” Guzma affirms. He leads the way up
what was once a grand staircase, waiting for you at the top as you collect
Charlotte the Glameow into your arms and make pleasant introductions to the
shell shocked grunts.
“Pleasure to make your acquaintance. Hello. Hello. Good
evening.” You say as they pass you by, much too shocked to say anything in
return but a few do nod.
“Baaaaaaabe…” Guzma whines.
“Alright, I’m coming.”
Before you take your leave, you turn to the grunts and give
them a dazzling smile. Yet a few can’t help notice how pained you look when you
make it. As though you’ve come from a terrible ordeal and are now relieved for
the respite. Grunt A notices from the close proximity that you have bags under
your eyes, looking as though you’ve spend many a sleepless night crying out
anguish that you’re trying to hide now.
“Thank you for having me.” You say sincerely, then scurry up
the steps to a waiting Guzma who immediately wraps his arm around your waist.
We’re here with part two of the pokecharacter giveaway!
Tonight we are giving out three of the ‘antagonists’ of Sun and Moon!
All Pokemon are ***SHINY*** and, for the most part, have the same moves the characters have on their respective Pokemon.
Guzma the Golisopod:
Moves: Sucker Punch, Swords Dance, First Impression, Waterfall
Plumeria the Salazzle:
Moves: Protect, Sludge Bomb, Flamethrower, Toxic
Gladion the Type: Null:
Moves: Crush Claw, Scary Face, X-Scissor, Take Down
Everyone may have one of each. The giveaway will run until we are all out of Pokemon, so it will be first come first serve! There is a box of each of them, but there should be enough for everyone! c: (We can also make more if need be)
Deposit Pokemon: MALE Spearow
Please name Alchemy
Please feel free to message us with any questions or concerns! We’d love to see your pokemon in their new home as well! So tag us if you post pictures <3
ALSO, as this was such an issue for our last two giveaways - if you do not recieve your pokemon within five to ten minutes of depositing, please message us! There have been a LOT of issues with the GTS lately and we want to make sure everyone is getting their mons!