Warnings: Tea, one shot, some mild awkwardness, rude hand gesture mention
Word Count: 2563
Author’s Note: Fluff for an anon. I really like tea, so this is a Tea House AU instead of a Coffee Shop AU.
“Why did I let you talk me into this again?” Virgil asked as he walked through the door to Patton’s Parlor, the local tea house.
“Because I need a wingman,” Roman replied, closing the door behind them and moving past Virgil towards the counter, perusing the large chalkboard menu like he hadn’t been in there every day for the past week, “and I showed you a picture of the cute new hire.”
Virgil quickly looked around to make sure mentioned ‘new hire’ was not within earshot before following to stand a couple paces behind his companion and fixing him with a glare.
“You are as subtle as a brick through stained glass Sir Sing-A-Lot. And, with that in mind, why don’t you just ask the owner on a date and be done with it? Why do I need to be here?” Virgil kept his voice low. The shop only had a few patrons at the moment and they were all chatting quietly at their tables over cups of tea and plates of treats There was some classical music quietly played through small speakers around the room, but it wasn’t enough to cover the sound of their voices. Too loud, and one of the patrons, or worse, the employee and owner, would hear them.
I made one too. From the “let’s make an oc” meme! uwu
•clothes: sporty stuff
•accessories: earings + cap(i changed it to head band)
•personality: thinks he’s edgy but he’s not. loves anything cute but has a bad taste for what’s cute.
•fact: likes bullying
•physically 19, real age, who the fuck knows he doesn’t even remember
[idk whats the male version of a nymph?? I don’t have internet so r i p i’ll just use nymph for species]
An underworld nymph who pretends to be a land nymph that can do ~plant manipulation~ to gain friendship with co-nymphs and other beings, since underworld nymphs aren’t really seen as the friendly type (underworld nymphs are associated with death.) Problematic boy. Says edgy things like yeah right fear me alright fuck yall but ironically, wants friends, (desperately.) He stuffs his sports jacket with daisies and little flowers of the like, plants mushrooms on his head like antennas to seem very plant like and nature-y. Also clipped off his moth like wings to not scare people. Told ya he’s desperate. But he always has this grumpy, displeased expression by default and can’t finish a sentence without cussing.
When asked which forest or mountain was he from, he claimed to be the nymph that resides in a former forest that’s been developed into a town park, now he’s homeless (what the fuck.) Truth is he’d rather trash in the upperworld than kill himself with boredom in the underworld, running errands.
Got his name ‘Sleep’ for putting numerous mortals to eternal sleep as a form of service (job?? sorta like an assassin?) afterall, he’s an underworld nymph. Put me to sleep too, damn.
More shit, he loves turtles and hates cats. His voice cracks when nervous. Thinks grotesque things are cute. He enjoys seeing children get bullied, especially when they start to bleed. This world’s no place for a weakling, motherfucker.
Dear Sciblr/Bugblr/Entomoloblr or whatever the “the more legs the better” side of tumblr is called,
Allow me to present a solid, definitive, irrefutable answer to the question, “wtf do Megaphasma denticrus aka giant walking stick insects eat?!?!”
I had this question recently, when I had managed to collect a male and female nymph of this species from my backyard, with the intention of bringing them to the Baker Sanctuary Open House on May 13. I didn’t know if I would be able to find them again closer to the date, and thought people would get more interested in local bugs if they knew that central Texas has some of the most awesome bugs in North America.
I spent hours searching online. Bugguide.net, an invaluable resource for every North American bug found north of Mexico, did not have any information on their diet or host plants. University entomology websites: nothing. The only thing I found was a journal article from the 1970’s that had one sentence about M. denticrus, that being that they ate elm. I went “aha!” and pulled up an elm sapling in my yard, put it in water and placed it in their tank. I also put some woody branches in so they could dangle from them. I saw a couple poops the next day and was very happy to have solved the mystery. Except, they weren’t interested in the elm. What was going on???
The next day, I had collected too much hackberry for the tawny emperor caterpillars, so I put the excess in the stick habitat for dangling. I come home from work that day, and the hackberry branch is destroyed. Poops everywhere.
It was hackberry the whole time.
I knew this, but I couldn’t just take a picture of a leaf that had been nibbled and say “Proof!” because that’s not how science works. Well, just now, as the sun was setting, I heard loud munching from the kitchen. I turn on the light, the sticks freeze in place… With their mouths right on the hackberry leaves.
I hope google picks this up for their answer to “wtf does Megaphasma denticrus eat???” Megaphasma denticrus eats hackberry. At least, MY Megaphasma denticrus NYMPHS eat hackberry. It’s entirely possible there are elm ones. Or other trees. Or the nymphs only eat what the mom ate but eat whatever they want when they grow up. However, the ones in my yard eat hackberry and only hackberry.
I hope that helps the next generation of people like me.
Short Answer: Abarimon, Aegipan, Atosis, Bugbear, Capelobo, Cecealia, Cercopes, Cuca, Gwyllion, Mad Gasser, Onocentaur, Yacuruna and Yowie,
I give you a better answer, these are all the monsters I once used and now don’t. These are the monsters I think are either to similar to other creatures (and no good as upgrades, evolutions or related creatures) or I just don’t like them anymore and found other creatures for their roles and abilities.
NOTE that I use the MYTHIKA descriptions for the creatures, not the real myth variants, while many are probably the same as the myth, some are changed a lot.
ABAASY (Demon)(Hungarian) – Fachen-like Demons that ride on two-headed, six-legged, twelve eyed and tailed drakes. ABARIMON (Humanoid)(Medieval European) – Cannibalistic humanoids with backward feet that are very swift. ADHENE (Fae)(Manx) – Very arrogant and vain faeries. AEGIPAN (Humanoid)(Ancient Greek) – Merfolk with goat-like features, in Mythika much like sea Satyr. AETERNAE (Demon)(Medieval European) – Horned demons which use their own bones as weapons pretty much like Marrow from X-men. AETOS (Beast)(Ancient Greek) – Giant cruel Crow/Vulture birds that eat organs, damage done by these birds will quickly regenerate so the birds can endlessly eat your body. AGRIUS (Giant)(Ancient Greek) – Giant Lycanthropes and werebears. AKASHITA (Elemental)(Japanese) – Cloud monsters, in Mythika the pre-mature form of Planetnik (the living storm) AMAROK (Beast)(Inuit) – Enormous wolf monsters, very similar to the story of Gaueko. AME-ONNA (Undead)(Japanese) – Drowned women that walk around with a weapon-like umbrella and which can summon water and rain. ANZU (Chimerae)(Sumerian) – Lightning Chimerae composed of Lion and Bird parts, much like a reversed Griffon. AO AO (Chimerae)(South American) – Half peccary and half sheep, stands up like a humanoid, very gluttonous. APAOSHA (Demon)(Zoroastrianism) – Demonic Pegasus of drought. ASWANG (Undead)(Philippine) – Ghoul like creatures that can detach their claws, head and torso, becoming an swarm of body-parts. ATOSIS (Humanoid)(Native American) – Lizardmen with Gila Monster features, they are shamans and warlocks among lizardfolk. ATTORCROPPES (Fae)(German) – Snake-like faeries with powerful venom and a love for snakes. AZIWUGUM (Chimerae)(Inuit) – Armored Walrus-Dog creatures with very powerful tails which can instantly kill a victim.
Atosis love to cook their victims after they ripped away their will and sanity.
BABI NGEPET (Beast)(Indonesian) – Greedy boar monsters which are magnetic and pull in all types of treasures onto their bodies. BALDANDERS (Aberration)(German) – Chaotic shapeshifters which can take the form of any object they have seen or touched. I used them as Mimic (D&D) in Mythika. BANASPATI (Undead)(Indonesian) – Gigantic flaming skull monsters that feed on fear. BASAN (Beast)(Japanese) – Giant terror birds with fire abilities. BAS CELIK (Angel)(Turkish) – Angels of evil emotions and with iron features and wings. BEITHIR (Dragon)(Scottish) – Much like the D&D Behir, a combination of dragon and centipede with lightning abilities. BERGKONGE (Dragon)(Norwegian) – Shapeshifting mountain dragons, also a variant of Erlking. BICORN (Beast)(Medieval European) – Fat panther-like cows with two unicorn horns on their heads, they grow fat on eating unfaithful people. BLACK ANNIS (Fae)(English) – Your typical forest hag, tall as an ogre and with blue skin as hard as steel. BLACK HOWLER (Fae)(North American) – Giant black puma’s with sonic abilities and horns. BLACK TAMANOUS (Ooze)(Native American) – Black oil-like oozes which take human hosts and turn them into cannibals. BOCANACH (Demon)(Irish) – Black Satyr’s which music makes other creatures very hostile, aggressive and which starts wars. Then the creature feeds on the lost souls of the death. BONNACON (Beast)(Medieval European) – Burning bison’s which breath fire, they also poop fire bombs, everything about them stinks and burns. BOOBACH (Fae)(English) – Small bogeymen which love to scare their prey with scary faces. BOO HAG (Fae)(Gullah) – Skinless Night Hag which haunts dreams and which wears the skins of her prey. I use them in Mythika as Nocnitsa. BUGBEAR (Humanoid)(English) – Nasty hairy bear-like goblins which are extremely grumpy and cruel but which have good bonds with all types of beasts.
Bocanach play very depressive songs on their flutes, turning any village into a battlefield.
CAMAHUETO (Aberration)(Chilote) – Disfigured sea unicorns which appear like seal/cows with a narwhale like horn. CAMULATZ (Beast)(Mayan) – Enormous parrot monsters which love to decapitate their prey. CAPCAUN (Giant)(Romanian) – Your typical bridge and toll troll. CAPELOBO (Humanoid)(Brazilian) – Humanoid anteaters which feed on brains with their tongues. CATH PALUG (Fae)(Welsh) – Size-shifting cats which can take the form of small cat, panther-sized cat and giant-sized cat. CECAELIA (Humanoid)(Unknown) – Merfolk which combine humanoids with octopi. CERASTES (Beast)(Medieval European) – Sand serpents that swim in sand. CERCOPES (Humanoid)(Ancient Greek) – Twin monkey-human hybrids, they love to steal and always work together to get what they want. CHIPFALAMFULA (Beast)(African) – Gigantic fish with an entire city of merfolk inside their bodies. Everything they swallow will transform into a mindless merfolk that hunts for their new Chipfalamfula master. CHOUKESHIN SWARM (Vermin)(Japanese) – A beautiful but deadly swarm of butterflies that feed on life energy. COCKATRICE (Chimerae)(Medieval European) – Half rooster and half lizard, poisonous skin which transform flesh into fossilized stone. CUCA (Humanoid)(Brazilian) – Crocodile humanoids which behave much like child-eating hags. CUEGLE (Aberration)(Spanish) – Three eyed horrors with one blue one green and one red eye. They also have three arms without hands.
How can something so beautiful be so vile and horrid? Choukeshin Swarm.
DECARABIA (Demon)(Ars Goetia) - Giant demonic crownofthorn-starfish demons. DRAC (Dragon)(French) – River and Lake drakes which bodies are mostly made up of water plants and which lure prey in with illusions of treasures.
ENTULLA (Beast)(Medieval European) – Very wild and rampaging antelopes with dangerous horns, they are all the hostile energy of nature put into one being. ERYMANTHIAN BOAR (Beast)(Ancient Greek) – Enormous wild boars.
These are no mere beasts, they are all of natures madness, aggression and wild energy put into one vessel, so nature itself could get rid of it. Entulla.
FEAR DORCHA (Fae)(Irish or Scottish) – Shadow Fae humanoids which are the perfect stalkers, spies and assassins. FOSSEGRIM (Fae)(Norwegian) – Blue haired male water nymphs which drown people and lure them in with their instruments and music.
GA-GORIB (Beast)(African) – Gorilla monsters with a strange skin that rebound anything shot at it, they live in strange pits. GARM (Demon)(Ancient Norse) – The hound of hell. GAWIGAWEN (Giant)(Philippine) – 5 headed war giants that often fight in armies for demons. GENDERUWO (Giant)(Indonesian) – King Kong sized (and behaving) Sasquatch monsters that use humanoids as toys. GLOBSTER (Ooze)(Oceanic) – Sea oozes made of death whale blubber. GUDIAO (Beast)(Chinese) – Unicorn birds of prey. GWYLLION (Humanoid)(Welsh) – Female mountain goblins.
This horrid, stinking mass of aquatic sludge is been feasted on while it feasts on its predators at the same time. Globster.
HAAKAPAINIZI (Vermin)(Native American) – Giant grasshopper bogey’s that kidnap and eat children. HAERMORRHOIS (Beast)(Medieval European) – Blood serpents, which poison forces all the blood from the bitten victims body. HOOP SNAKE (Beast)(Fearsome Critter) – Giant snakes which bite their tail and like a wheel roll over their victims. HRIMFAXI (Beast)(Ancient Norse) – Frost Horses HROSSHVALUR (Chimerae)(Iceland) – Half horse and half whale, loves to crush ships with its ramming ability. HUALLEPEN (Aberration)(Chilote) – Much like some disfigured cow-calf mixed in with a seal, looking at this lake monster will disfigure you. HULDRA (Fae)(Scandinavian) – Fox nymphs with hollow backs.
IJIRAQ (Fae)(Native American) – Small snow bogeyman with powerful illusions and which always wear skulls of powerful creatures such as Wendigo. INDUS WORM (Vermin)(Medieval European) – White water worms.
Creatures that follow one of Ijiraqs illusions are never seen again.
JACK-O-LANTERN (Plant)(Worldwide) – Variant of Scarecrow with a head of a burning pumpkin.
KEYTHONG (Chimerae)(Heraldry European) – Wingless Griffon species that hunt like velociraptors. KLUDDE (Fae)(Belgian) – Bat winged wolves which gaze will put dangerous hallucinations inside the minds of victims. KOBOLD (Elemental)(German) – The gnomes of earth, can control the element earth and shape it into any form they desire. KORI (Beast)(Colombia) – Giant green aquatic anteaters which tongue turns earth into water.
Like a pack of wild Raptors the wingless Keythong take down a powerful Unicorn with ease.
LUNANTISHEE (Fae)(English) – Evil Faeries covered in thorns, with plant-like skin.
HALA (Elemental)(Bulgarian) – Whirlwind hags of storm and cold.
MAD GASSER (Humanoid)(Modern Legend) – Insane humanoid which uses gas to kill its prey. MINKA BIRD (Fae)(Australian) – Beautiful birds of paradise which make victims obsessed with them in their dreams.
NACHTKRAPP (Beast)(German) – Roc-sized raven/crow bogeys NACHZEHRER (Undead)(German) – Vampires which are like a living voodoo doll to anyone they drank the blood from. When they hurt their own bodies, the voodoo-connected victim is hurt in the same way. NIAN (Chimerae)(Chinese) – Enormous golden lions with a unicorn horn. NODEPPO (Fae)(Japanese) – Flying squirrel evils that spit out realistic illusions in the form of swarms of bats or spiders. NUE (Chimerae)(Japanese) – Chimerae that combine the face of a baboon, the body of a tiger and and the tail of a serpent. They can turn into black clouds and invade the dreams of their victims.
All these creatures do is spit out horrifying illusions and deadly lies. Nodeppo.
ONOCENTAUR (Humanoid)(Medieval European) – Centaurs with the lower body of a mule/donkey and the upperbody of an orc, they are very hostile.
PELESIT (Vermin)(Malay) – Grasshopper monsters with the face of a humanoid, they enter a hosts body and transform it into a Apocalypse Locust. PSOGLAV (Demon)(Serbian) – Bizarre demons with horse legs, a jackal or dog head and a single eye. They were demons of Famine.
SARKANY (Dragon)(Hungarian) – Dragons of storm and lightning, they can turn into a humanoid-looking storm demon. SEITAAD (Elemental)(Native American) – Sand elemental monsters SERPOPARD (Chimerae)(Egyptian) – Half serpent and half panther with a very long neck and strange poison. SHACHIHOKO (Chimerae)(Japanese) – Half carps and half tigers. SHARALE (Demon)(Russian) – Non ice-based Mahaha demon of the forests. SIN-YOU (Angel)(Chinese) – Unicorn fallen angel that hunts for sinners, even if it is a minor sin. They absorb the sins from anyone they kill. SIRANIS (Aberration)(Persian) – Horrid monsters which use sound as weapon. SKOTUMODIR (Aberration)(Iceland) – Mother of all ray-fish, looking like some mutant ray horror.
It is like fighting the entire desert at the same time! Seitaad.
TCULO (Vermin)(Roma) – Swarms of small land-based urchin monsters that enter bodies and spread diseases. TEUMESSIAN FOX (Beast)(Ancient Greek) – Very swift giant foxes which have very good evasion abilities and which are impossible to hit with ranged weapons. TREE OCTOPUS (Plant)(Internet Cryptid) – A plant in the form of an octopus. TSEMAUS (Beast)(Native American) – Sharks or Orca Whales with very sharp dorsal fins. TUPILAQ (Construct)(Inuit) – Small bone idols which have a link with their creator and which kill for their creator, for their tiny size they have the strength of an ogre.
This creature the size of a small doll has the strenght of the most powerful Ogres. Seeing this little thing snap a human in half like a twig is something out of a horrid nightmare. Tupilaq.
USHI ONI (Demon)(Japanese) – Oni spirits that invade crabs, they look like crabs with a minotaur-like head.
VATNAGEDDA (Beast)(Iceland) – Golden Flounder fish with extreme poison, they even kill ghosts with their poison. VETALA (Undead)(Hindu) – Vampires that feed on intelligence and brains. VILKACIS (Undead)(Latvia) – Spiritual werewolves which enter the bodies of beasts and turn them into very powerful and monstrous horrors. Much like a beast-type poltergeist.
I can possess any animal, and humans are animals to. Vilkacis.
YACURUNA (Humanoid)(Brazilian) – Merfolk (with legs) which ride on crocodiles and which have giant aquatic serpents around their neck as living jewelry. YANAGA-BABA (Plant)(Japanese) – Giant willow trees which use hag-like dryads as their spies, they spread sorrow, misery and sadness into their environment, turning any area into a swamp of sadness over time. YOWIE (Humanoid)(Australian) – Red haired evil sasquatch monsters that are very filthy and cruel. YPOTRYLL (Chimerae)(Heraldry European) – Half boar, camel and behemoth, often used by Berserkers in battle (they are in mythika as mount for the upgraded Berserker)
All you need is sadness child. Yanaga Baba.
ZIBURINIS (Elemental)(Lithuanian) – Undead fire elementals which invade a host and burn it from the inside out with pure hatred. ZORIGAMI (Construct)(Japanese) – Animated clocks which control minor parts of time.
Feel my hatred burn you from inside out infidel! Ziburinis.
NymphBaby!AU--Baby is named after Geno's mother and their only child; male nymphs aren't supposed to get pregnant. While she doesn't have Sid's deep connection to one particular pond, she does like to be outside and loves animals. She is a so-so gardener and fearless horse-woman; she rode bare-back the first time at five, scaring her parents and the Stable Master. She has Geno's head for politics and height and Sid's looks and temperament.
a “so-so gardener” i love that because what if nymph sid is also shit at gardening it’d be hilarious