malcolm tuckers


Credence: DO YOU WANT A FUCKING SPLINTER GLASS FACIAL?! I’m not pretending to hate you here, I actually fucking hate you! I’m not playing a fucking game! Fuck off!
Graves: He trained as a priest.
Newt: Really? That’s fantastic. I’d confess everything to him.

(The Thick of It: The Rise of the Nutters) 


Ollie, YOU’RE an Ewok.  I have a tag that says it so it must be true. 

Happy Stars Wars Day everyone!

And what better way to celebrate than with a completely brand new version of Malcolm Explains Star Wars also known as The Greatest Conversation in the History of Ever (and also incidentally the source of my avatar).