As we finally FINALLY reach the end of this presidential election cycle from ABSOLUTE HELL, I present Malcolm running hither and thither in Washington, DC.
See him start outside the actual fucking White House!
See him be his normal charming self!
See him go completely the WRONG way!
See him cross in front of the Senate side of the Capitol!
DON’T see him get the cab he presumably catches to take him the RIGHT way!
See him finally make it to the actual fucking State Department!
Oh, wait, so maybe Malcolm wasn’t going the WRONG way after all. As long as he ends up back at the White House (which actually he more or less does since he’s last seen in DC charging towards the Ellipse), a small detour to the Senate on his way to the State Department is totally acceptable because White House to Senate to State Department to White House is absolutely how it works, right?
(Hmmm, yes, I have to admit this post may contain some exceedingly ~subtle~ hints about who I desperately hope will win today.)
(Especially as I have to live in this ridiculous city. Poor me.)