malcolm travis

  • Percy: I put the legit in illegitimate
  • Annabeth: Since when can you spell

If you ask me, anti-heroes are the most interesting characters in any form of writing.

Enterprise Texting Headcanons

Archer: texts like a dad. He always ALWAYS signs his texts. He’s a slow texter too. Uses basic abbreviations like “lol” but doesn’t know many others. Uses the =] smiley.

T'Pol: either sends sparse texts without enough information or texts that are way too detailed. You can ask her a simple question and get a flood of 20+ texts in explicit scientific detail. Uses no smileys or emojis but uses excessive scientific abbreviations that no one but Trip can understand.

Trip: an unintelligible mess of ALL CAPS and emojis 😏 and (=゚ω゚)ノ all kinds of cute things. Uses so many abbreviations that tbh no1 gets it smh and also uses outdated abbreviations like rofl and roflmao. Sometimes sends rage texts (ALL CAPS!!), but always apologizes later.

Hoshi: perfect grammar and spelling and lots of emojis 💕she usually texts back promptly. Tries to explain some text lingo to Archer but with no success.

Reed: doesn’t text back until several days later, or not at all. Sends one word texts like “k”. Doesn’t know what emojis are.

Mayweather: is always texting his family and random members of the crew that no one else seems to know. Always smiles at his phone when he gets texts. Only Archer and Hoshi have his number. He sends and receives more texts than anyone else. Has been known to still use “XD”.

Phlox: enjoys emojis a bit too much 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 LiKeS tYpInG lIkE tHiS. Uses many exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!

The final frontier begins in this hall. Let’s explore it together.

You’ve all heard my stance on the finale of Enterprise.  It was a show that would have benefitted greatly from another season, I think what might have come would have been awesome.

At any rate Terra Prime reduces me to a blubbering mess and is a bittersweet way to finish the series.  Thank god they didn’t screw up the ending by having the last episode some TNG fan fiction mess ;)

The original illustration is available on the Etsy store (without the quote).


Gif is mine

Imagine your first date with Mayweather 

Requested by Anon~

“I asked the Captain if you could join me for the flight run, instead of Malcolm.” Travis explained, a large smile on his face. “And he said yes.”

His grin was contagious, and you found yourself smiling right back at him. “I hope Malcolm wasn’t too disappointed.”

Travis shook his head, turning and leading the way towards the Shuttlepod. “I’m sure he wasn’t.” The helmsman replied, and his cheeks grew a bit warmer when you decided to walk a bit closer to him.

“I’m glad.” Was your reply. “It’ll finally give us a chance to have a real first date. Just you, me, and the stars.”

I received Merge Records’ new Sugar reissues this evening! I love Sugar more than it is possible to describe, and it’s nice to have some vinyl versions at long last. I do have one key complaint, though; while the many, many excellent B-sides that (on CD) made up the Besides compilation are available as downloads with the vinyl, they don’t actually warrant any space on the record itself.

This is problematic, especially when dealing with the third record (ignore the sticker. File Under: Easy Listening is their THIRD record because Beaster is a mini-LP, not an EP (Bob had always been adamant about this, it’s crazy that the splash stickers on the packaging directly contradict that!). The reason it’s problematic is that Mould refers to FU:EL as a disappointment, noting that it’s really a three-sided record, and the third side ended up as B-sides. Well, why not press a 3-sided vinyl, with an etching? Or simply press a 2xLP version. After all, they did cut 18 tracks for these sessions.

At the very least, they should have reissued Besides.

I’m only quibbling about the format type stuff (I also wish they were 180g), though, because the remastering on these records is AMAZING. I know these albums really well, and they are so much punchier and cleaner and clearer. Massive applause on that.

And I got a free poster! I’m happy, I just wish the B-sides were on vinyl as well, because they are so good (Frustration, In The Eyes Of My Friends, Going Home, And You Tell Me…great stuff).