making this shit

Using “this will just fuel more hatred of Iris” as a reason why the writers shouldn’t explore a plotpoint of an emotional arc for Iris to me just seems like very thinly veiled Iris hate. Here’s a thought: Iris antis have hated her from the second Candice was cast, before IRIS had ever opened her mouth to utter a word. Iris doesn’t have to do anything to be hated by this fandom, they will look for reasons to hate her where there are NONE, so what’s the point of limiting her range of emotions to be more palatable to racist fans? If you only like Iris for what you can project onto her character and label everything that you find imperfect as ooc or a mistake on the writers’ part, I don’t think you like her all that much, tbh. 

hmm anyways where’s the fic where checkmate operative lena luthor “befriends” and then “seduces” kara danvers on an undercover intel mission to get closer to alex danvers, deo agent suspected to be in contact with supergirl, but before she figures out supergirl’s real identity she falls hard for her mark

anonymous asked:

So the Writer for 2x18 (Jamie Gorenberg) said: Hard to beat a first kiss and first I love you. But there are other firsts... #MALEC #shadowhunters2b...Other FIRSTS! it's basically confirmed now that this is a flashback to their first time. GAHHHHHH!

Well, I wouldn’t say it is “confirmed” yet. It all leads to us believing that it is indeed a flashback to 2x07 because of the obvious “first time”. 

BUT it could also mean “first make-up sex”. Which I really hope is the case. Honestly, I take any kind of Malec sexual intimacy but I somehow don’t want this to be a flashback because it just looks so much like damage control in my eyes, I’m sorry I can’t help it so yeah….I just wanna forget about that disaster of an ep for all times.

gotta get this renee young hate off my fucking dash or i swear i’ll hit someone

wolfstar + manicures for @yelverton i’m honestly afkdljslfkjd

“Sirius, where have you been? We were supposed to have dinner an hour ago,” Remus sighed when he heard the front door to their apartment open.

Sirius barrelled through the kitchen, barely kissing Remus on the cheek as he flew by. He mumbled something under his breath until he reached the bedroom. Remus stared after him, perplexed, and momentarily forgot about the roast in the oven. The timer on the counter buzzed erratically and Remus jumped. He swore as he tried to save the roast from its crispy death.

Meanwhile, Sirius found his way back to the kitchen. With a great sigh, he plopped down into one of the two seats at the kitchen table. Remus risked another look over his shoulder to see what the hell was up with his boyfriend. All he saw in the two seconds he had to give Sirius a once-over was that Sirius had both elbows propped up against the table and his head bent between them.

The roast hadn’t suffered a most untimely death and for that, Remus was more than thankful. He slid the pan out of the oven and onto the stovetop to cool. Now that the roast was taken care of, Remus spun around to face the curious scene that was Sirius at the kitchen table.

“Um, Sirius?”

“Hm?” Sirius’ popped up from between his forearms. “What?”

“Well,” Remus gestured in his general direction, “what’s going on?”

“Oh, this? James and I went and got our nails done, which is why I was late. It went way longer than bloody expected. Can you believe getting a manicure takes longer than five minutes?”

Remus raised a skeptical eyebrow. “You think a manicure can be done in five minutes?”

“Uh, yes,” Sirius snorted. “God, Remus, it’s like you’ve never painted nails at a sleepover before.”

There was an elongated pause while Remus turned to check on the roast. Sirius scoffed.

“You haven’t, have you? All right, that settles it.”

“Settles what?” Remus asked without turning back around. When there was no response from Sirius, he sighed and turned to see the reason for his boyfriend’s silence. “Siri, what d—”

Sirius stood by the fridge with a tiny bottle in between his fingers. It only took a second for Remus to understand what the bottle had inside of it.

“No, absolutely not,” he shook his head. “I just took out the roast!”

“Like I said: five minutes.”

Remus covered his face in both hands and groaned.

“Fine. Five minutes.”

“THANK YOU. I have blue with sparkles or one that changes color with your mood.”

“Do you think it’ll change color when it gets closer to the full moon?”

“Dunno, wanna see if it changes color if I take you into the bedroom and—”


nct 127 + ten reacting to leaving the kid with them alone

reading time → 5min. 5s
lol I think I’m funny I’m sorry ;;;  @jenothankyou​ helped edit

You stride into the mall, phone against the soft skin of your palm - just in case. That was clearly a good idea, as the second you step foot on the marble floor, it rings. The caller in question? No other than your lovely husband. You press the phone against your ear after swiftly swiping right. “I just got here. Can’t you call me later?” You answer. You hope he hasn’t done anything wrong already - it’s only been forty-five minutes.

You aren’t sure what you hear on the other side, but surely the big BANG! meant he, your love has broken something. “Everything in that house is over a thousand dollars -” you start once more, worry clouding your noggin.

“Don’t fret - it’s just the baby bottle. Umm Y/N, do you think you could maybe come home early?” He asks you, and that’s when you  - he fucked up.

/worried croissant/
Already really scared when you say the kid would stay with him while you go shopping; you never explained what to do when the baby cries, smiles, stares at a random corner in the room, etc. When you left, he had a feeling he was doing it all wrong - and he was. He made the milk too liquid-ey, he didn’t change the diaper, and worst of all? He didn’t clean up the dang vomit. Apparently, he thought he cleaned it up but his very alarmed and guilty expression said otherwise. “I said I’m sorry Y/N -” “Clean up the fucKING VOMIT or I’m divorcing.”

Originally posted by nakamotens


/hot mess croissant/
Nods his head when you’re explaining everything, but he’s just staring at the tit your son gets to suck. When you leave he has no idea how to stop the baby from crying - your house is so loud w him trying to take care or the kid the neighbours come in and tell him they might call the police bc it sounds like a murder?? It’s ‘cause he dropped everything since he couldn’t pick anything up one-handed (your son was in his left arm). At least the house was still intact, and his very smiley ass was able to get you back home to do e v e r y t h i n g. “I can help you cuddle him!!” “You can help by moving in with your parents smh.”

Originally posted by yoon-to-the-oh

/unexplainable croissant/
Very confident with his parenting abilities and then you disappear and the kid vomits on him???? Now he’s stinky Ten,,,,, Anyways you wish you never came home omg???????? Leaving him home alone with the kid was a B I G mistake so big I gotta uppercase it my dude djfjrj. Like your man, he trashed the house REALLY bad. He broke seven lights, and got food all over the walls, formed a crack oN THE ROOF?????? He doesn’t even know how it happened, either. A lesson was learned that day - you never leave Ten home alone. “Can you gimme a kiss for trying?” “Can you gimme a clean ten you smell like death jfc boi?? wyd”

Originally posted by taeyonggi

/child-like croissant/
When you tryna explain to Doyoung he’s all like “I got this leave” and come the time you finally in the mall rjfjrj omg,,,,,,,,, Bih you’d think Doyoung’s going to do control everything bc he’s got a fat brain but nO this fool made this into some fucking Canada’s Wonderland bs??????? He calls you and says he loST THE KID IN THE HoUSe and he needs help finding it. You go to the washroom and you see your baby girl sitting in a small ball pit Doyoung made in the baby bathtub he installed and just,,,,,,,,, w o w. Apparently finding the kid’s supposed to make you happy but the house??????? He doesn’t offer to clean it up either rip. “Be happy you found the kid Y/N and you clean up while I feed the kid orange juice.” “No you made this m - wait we don’t have orANGE JUICE DOYouNG N O THATS NO T O r aNG E JUICE” guys I think it was a second degree murder attempt rip

Originally posted by dovounq


/worst croissant ever croissant/
Says he’s a natural at this bc he took care of a snail but bb,,,,, that doesn’t make noise but he doesn’t listen to you because he’s a ‘natural.’ uM natural my ass he’s like,,,,, ‘you wish you never came home pt.2’ he’s ten omg. When you come home from  your ‘shopping spree’ it’s a Complete Disaster - you find out your man broke the $5k fridge with a bat??? Wyd in a kitchen with that bb, he flooded the basement, and he almost drowned the kid when he tried to give it a shower ffs. He wasn’t eVEN A biT SORRY eitHER???????? Great husband you got there. “At least we’re buying a new fridge it was old asf.” “Are you doing cocaine we bought it last wEEK”

Originally posted by localbadgirl

/not okay croissant/
He acts like he’s perfectly fine. Like he read all the books so what could go wrong? Umm his feeliNGS jfhdjhtrj. Your man loves your kid very much and he’d do anything for her!! It’s just this neat freak ain’t getting those pretty hands dirty,,,,,,,,, Nothing too serious but then you ask him where the gloves he uses for cleaning are and he says the dog ate it and now y’all at the docors hoping lil jet doesn’t die while he eats his feelings away ;;; “It won’t happen again trust me.” “Ofc it won’t the kid’s never being left with you again?”

Originally posted by bb-marklee

Johnny actually listens to you before you leave and he reads those books!! Like Johnny acc didn’t fuck up. He just says it’s bad for the kid to be raised by one parent somewhere and the other with said kid, so he wants you to be with him (‘just doesn’t want the kid to think they were like complicated’). Except Johnny’s real intentions,,,,,, He just wants to cuddle you while you cuddle the kid,,,,,,,,,, ye he just made you drag your queen ass back home just to deal w his bs but he says y’all can go shopping together next thursday so it’s all good!!1 “I love you.” “Ily2 but don’t pull this shit again or I’ll have to bury your big body”

Originally posted by nctinfo

/should be slapped croissant/
Listened to you and made you repeat things but he forgets them after you leave jrdhjfr. Taeil loves mini Taeil but he’s vv clumsy!! excEPT HE CREATED THE CHILD s o he takes care of it well,,,,,, ok he tries to take care but man he’s a very lazy croissant 🥐????????? Even when y’all making your son he just,,,,,,,,, made you do everything fhjjrj. He forced you to come home and do the work for the kid while he just stood there at the side and watched and j u S t admired you with the biggest smile bc he thinks you’re such wife material!!!! “Aw you’re so cute fixing it’s clothing I bet you’d look great matching with mini tae” “I bet you’d look great in your casket too - I mean what”

Originally posted by fullsunhaechan


mal + evie | can’t fight it