making this shit

When you pause the livestream at the right time -dabs-

anonymous asked:

The other night I had a dream that Ouma was my waiter at a French restaurant that was ridiculously huge and he was supposed to guide me or something. He kind of sucked though, and ditched me after like two seconds. Not long after I had another dream that Gonta just kinda existed and he had a giant beetle that he rode around on. Together we flew into the sunset and it was both Christmas and my Birthday at the same time.

That second one is absolutely beautiful..

Me, explaining to an elderly couple how I fixed their internet: So the internet comes into your house via a cable, right? And what happens is the cable goes into that box - the router - and the router puts the internet into the air - like a perfume spritzer. The problem is, your cable is old and has broken at one end so the internet is struggling to get into the box, so I just put in a new cable, and now the internet is back in the air again and your kindle can pick it up.

anonymous asked:

okay really though i hate that this fandom seems to think matt is like 22+ even though he and pidge look like they could be twins AND he was wearing a /cadets/ uniform. he and pidge are not that far apart age wise, you can not have 22+ matt without 18+ pidge. either she's 14 and matt is like 16 at the most or pidge is a damn young adult like the staff has called /all/ of the paladins.

^^^^^^^ RIGHT THERE. LITERALLY RIGHT THERE HOLY SHIT THANK YOU FOR PUTTING THIS INTO WORDS SO WELL ANON LMAO

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She’s beauty, she loves space, she will punch you in your face. Mod Pidge’s shirt came in today!