Oh my god
I was in Sephora with my lifting buddy and had a Marc Jacob lipstick tucked away behind my phone. I was looking for an opportunity to quickly put it in my bag when I notice a SA staring at me. She gets up from where she was sitting and keeps giving me darting looks while pretending to play with some make up. I was freaking out in my head, thinking she knows what I’m up to so I need to put the lipstick back. I even made a slight comment to my friend saying “oh I don’t think I want this” dismissively in HOPES she’d stop looking at me. Obviously that didn’t work and she kept looking at me, even walking a few steps closer. Eventually me and my friend make our way to the Benefit stand (to my anguish), and she walks straight towards me. I felt like everything was going in slow motion, I was so scared and all I could think of were countless excuses to give her as to why I was hiding this lipstick behind my phone. She stops in front of me, leans over, and tilts her head to whisper in my ear. She looked so serious. My heart was beating SO fast, all I could imagine her saying was “I know what you’re doing, put down the product”.
Then she tells me my fly was open.
I kid you not, holy shit I was SO relieved. I kept thanking her for letting me know, told her that her make up looked flawless, and while she was talking to my friend, put the phone and lipstick in my bag. I swear to god my life is like a damn sitcom, friggin smh.