makin' sound

anonymous asked:

Has Batman ever had encounters with Harley and Ivy as Bruce Wayne? Would he ever try using that part of his identity to help them or any other of his rogues, for things like trying to start a new life away from villainy and such?

Someone was in Bruce Wayne’s office, and there was no graceful way to avoid them without making it obvious that he knew they were in there. There was a smell in the air like mulch and roses.

He had no frame of reference for what would constitute a normal amount of things to notice, and so chose to err on the side of oblivious moron.

If there’d been a smell like marzipan dipped in bleach, he might have chosen differently.

“Heya, Mister Wayne,” Harley Quinn greeted, sitting on his desk. She waved as much with her feet as her hands. He closed the door behind him.

Bruce considered his response. Hopefully his momentary indecision with regard to his facial expression could pass for surprise, or confusion, or fear. “Hello, Dr. Quinzel.”

“Don’t worry,” she said. “I’m not with Jay no more.”

“She’s with me,” Poison Ivy said.

“Hello, Dr. Isley.”

“I really prefer Ivy.”

“Dr. Ivy,” he corrected.

“Doncha love the way he says doctor?” Harley asked Ivy.

“Charming,” Ivy said. She did not sound charmed.

“I told her we oughta come talk to ya,” Harley explained, “on account of you’re a real nice guy an’ all.”

“Thank you?”

“I was just going to kill you,” Ivy added.

“Thank you. For not doing that.”

“Isn’t he just like a puppy?” Harley asked, pressing her hands to her cheeks.

“You can’t keep him.”

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i’ve spent a lot of time on the Thomas Jefferson wikipedia page while writing this, lmao.  i also went into this part thinking it was gonna be a shorter installation but here we are 3000 words later.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ also i swear i’m gonna write for someone other than tjeff but i’m stupid obsessed with writing this.

title: homecoming, pt. 3 (or, pillow talk)
       ( part one, part two )
fandom: hamilton
pairing: tjeff x reader
rating: t
word count: 3495
tagged: @notalwaysfair @hamiltrash-life @aeichajoanes @polymath-pain-in-the-ass

You have a high school reunion that you can’t miss, and you’re in need of a boyfriend to keep both your parents and your classmates off your back.  You don’t have a boyfriend — but you do have one very irritating, accommodating coworker.

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#47 [Roman Reigns]

Requested, #47: “Dogs don’t wear clothes!” (Prompt from here.)

Author note: This is silly and pointless. That is all.


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That last pretzel shot may have been a bad idea.

“Ya think?” You moved your head from the car window where you’d been resting it, looking over to Roman with wide eyes. He was currently driving your car through the night on the mostly deserted road.

How had he read your mind? When did he get that superpower?

“You said that out loud,” he explained, glancing over and reading your surprised face for what it was, before looking back to the road.

“I regret nothing,” you proudly declared, grinning widely to yourself. “‘Twas a fun, funnnn night.”

“Lemme know if you still feel that way in the mornin’,” Roman replied.

“You’re pretty. Have I told you that today?”

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celebrities acting like they’re judges on the voice and tweeting about how they’re finally, reluctantly, liking harry and his music and how “they’re in” lmao like ok…. millions of people love him and have for years but go ahead and act like it’s revolutionary for u to think hes good lol….

. Obsessive Impulsive . 1

Full Summary: “‘I’ve been trying to find you alone for weeks, but you’ve been avoiding me.’  He clicked his tongue, as if scolding her.  'I tried approaching, but you always had someone with you to give me nasty words and looks.  They turned you against me, Miss Levy.’" 

Pairings: Gajeel x Levy

Warnings: I strode for a darker fic again.  This is not for sensitive readers.  Violence, stalking, etc.  

Author’s Note: This is a very, very twisted gift for Bubbles, who has not been allowed to so much as read a single chapter.  This will update every other day.  


She couldn’t help but sigh heavily as she closed her book, her hazel eyes full of annoyance. She glared over her shoulder at the sudden explosive amount of commotion. "This is ridiculous,” she huffed. “This is the third brawl today.

“Give them a few minutes,” the man beside her mused. “Master will come in as soon as Mirajane’s smacked around.”

“Right about…now,” her other teammate said with a grin as Mirajane squealed in pain, clutching her shoulder and darting to hide behind Laxus, who looked over his shoulder at her with an arched brow, but let her hide. A second later, Makarov was there, shouting and prying Natsu and Gray apart. She watched as her best friend wailed apologies to him, dragging Natsu away by the scarf, and then Juvia was there, doing the same for Gray as Erza scolded them both.

Sighing in relief as the commotion died down, Levy McGarden opened her book again, setting her quill to her parchment and flicking her glasses back down to read quicker. She was working on a translation that the Council had requested she do, and she wanted to get it done - soon. The ancient text was fascinating and she’d even had Lucy help her.

“Hey, Levy,” Jet said after a good ten minutes of this. Levy barely looked up, scrawling a word out. “Droy and I are gonna head out and get a job done. Do you wanna come?”

“No, thanks,” she said, not looking up. She scribbled down a few more notes. “I’m going to get this done. Thanks though, guys. Sorry. Maybe next time.”

Jet patted her shoulder affectionately and then he and Droy left. Levy smiled to herself, chewing on a nail as she read through the ancient tablet beside her, one of several. Her sharp gaze skimmed the words on it, reading the language with ease, and then looked up when a heavy hand dropped onto her head, ruffling her hair in a way that she recognized immediately.

“Gajeel!” she huffed impatiently. She glared up at him when he pulled back with his signature “Gihi!” His crimson eyes glowed with amusement, a grin that showed off sharp canines on his face. His gaze lowered to look at her work as he rested an elbow on her head and leaned over her.

“What the fuck is this?” he demanded.

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audhubillah i was gna say “good morning y’all” then i noticed it’s half past 3… wow… good afternoon!!!!

Dirty Talk With: VIXX

Bias: VIXX

Rating:R

Warnings/Kinks:Dirty Talk, Sexual Themes

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If you don’t like sexual content, don’t read this.

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N (Hakyeon): A mix between soft moans and pants and pet names. He doesn’t dirty talk or sweet talk really. He mostly just begs for you.

Examples: “please princess”,“you’re so cute”,“i love you baby”

Leo (Taekwoon): No dirty talk or sweet talk. Barely says anything. Fight me on this. He’s a fragile shy thing. Honestly just soft pants and maybe affirmations of his feelings.

Examples: “that’s good baby”,“does it feel nice?”,“i love you…”

Ken (Jaehwan):Just a pile of sweet talk and compliments and giggles. Sex is never serious with Ken. He’s just a sweetheart.

Examples: “you’re so cute”,“does that tickle?! stop trying to run!!”,“you don’t have to go down on my princess, let me treat you”

Hongbin: A sweetheart. Just raining compliments and shit all over you. Nonstop. He just wants you to know how much he loves you.

Examples: “you’re so pretty”,“that’s so good, you’re doing so good”,“you don’t have to do that for me baby”

Ravi: He’s pretty commanding tbh. Most of his dirty talk consists of telling you what to do and also telling you how sexy you are.

Examples: “makin pretty sounds for me baby”,“you’re so fuckin sexy when you cum”,“ride my cock princess, good girl”

Hyuk: A pretty good dirty talker. He’s into calling you names. Pretty vocal too tbh.

Examples: “You like being my slut?”,“swallow it all bitch”,“fuck, that feels so good keep going”

It's All In The Game

Prompt: Adam Cole notices you wearing a Bullet Club shirt in the crowd at a ROH show. -  @lclb12 She literally got me into Adam and she deserves all the love cause she’s awesome! Hope you like this girl!

I had this on my list of requests and after reading @sammiielli fic today, I can’t get Adam out of my head so here it is….lol

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hey everyone! i am very excited b/c i’ve finally kicked off my redbubble with the heroic Stevonnie print i’ve been working on, neat!!! :D (fun fact, their outfit is based loosely around what connie wears in the opening of the show!)

currently, this is the only thing in the shop, but over time i plan to fill it with super neat stuff! both personal prints and more fanworks! give it a look!

redbubble | duo-prints | lion sticker | stevonnie sticker

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@stygicniron said: // =/// people need to Stop

I made one comment about wishing I could play games with my friend despite our different platforms, and got lectured ( for not the first time ) on why console and pc players shouldn’t play together and I JUST OTL

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A FEW WORDS INTO MY SKETCHBOOK. ITS “EXPLODING PYRAMID” AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DRAPING A COLLECTION ALONGSIDE MY WIFE-MUSE, MICHELE. I DRAPE EVERY JACKET AND I DRAPE EVERY JACKET HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SERGE SOME BUTTERY JERSEY TANKS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY STAGED A TRULY BEAUTIFUL RUNWAY SHOW AROUND EATING ASS IN A HARNESS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY GARMENT STUDIO AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN HIGH FASHION INTERNSHIPS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE SILHOUETTES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY STUDIO LESS LONELY BY DRAPING EM ALL ON MANNEQUINS. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng