snowbaz + youtube

Some youtube headcanons for the @carryon-countdown prompt:

  • Baz totally has a beauty channel on youtube with tutorials on how to apply makeup and stuff
  • but
  • he’s SO RUDE
  • and bitchy
  • Simon is a famous pop singer
  • who also wears makeup
  • and Baz always uses Simon’s photos to show how not to apply makeup
  • and how not to combine clothes
  • because wtf simon snow
  • baz is offended in a personal level bc of simon’s fashion style
  • and he tells so in the vids
  • one day simon sees one of baz’s vids
  • and binge watches them all
  • (all of them talk about simon)
  • “how can he combine orange pants with a yellow shirt??”
  • “he applies way too much eyeliner, he looks kinda goth”
  • “omg he’s wearing a boater just fucking kill me”
  • and don’t get him started about simon’s moles
  • he knows the exact number of them and their location
  • he’s actually in the process of writing a book about them
  • Simon Snow’s hideous moles and where to find them
  • so simon gets in touch with baz, after seeing the vids
  • and convinces him to teach him how to apply makeup
  • live
  • and it goes terribly
  • they bicker at each other
  • simon is not quiet and baz can’t apply the eyeliner correctly
  • and he doesn’t even let him do the other eye
  • and his lipstick is all smudged
  • “you have no idea how to apply makeup”
  • “you can’t stay quiet for a fucking second. look at your lipstick, it couldn’t be more smudged.”
  • and simon snaps back “fuck yes it could.”
  • “yes? how?”
  • and then simon aggressively kisses baz
  • live
  • on youtube
  • that day baz gained a freaking lot of subscribers

anonymous asked:

Do you ever talk to people on the Tumblr messenger? I ask because I am looking to replace all of my makeup with stuff from cruelty-free brands, but I don't know what would be best for me. Either way, thank you for your time! I absolutely adore your blog

Too faced, Anastasia Beverly Hills, tarte, bare minerals, urban decay, houses glass, the balm, becca , wet n wild, nyx, milani are all cruelty free 💕

anonymous asked:

i'm dying tbh. the discourse is so pointy on fucking details while today, in my literal class, i heard one guy i really know talk about an imaginary person who is gay and therefore likes makeup and feminine stuff. and then he said it was sexist if this imaginary person was not gay and a woman cause... the "of course a woman would watch makeup videos" is bad. and i just looked at him like. i don't have the strength for this

Diskhorse gods please give me strength to withstand stereotypes. Why can’t people (even imaginary) just enjoy something, gay men don’t have to be feminine, and women can enjoy makeup without it being sexist.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.