I was a scrambling mess
because of Suisaku. And then I was stuck between suisaku and konansaku because I love both of them. But I’m also a mess
because Konan does Sakura’s makeup. Holy shit. I’m not okay for the next 10,000 years bye.
It’s also script format I hope that doesn’t mess up your reading. >.<
[0.04 minutes in]
[Sakura shifts the
camera on herself and Konan. She blinks. Konan plays around with her makeup
brush in the background.]
Sakura: Is this even on?
Konan: [Glances over]
I think it is.
Sakura: [Takes a step
backward] Oh. Oh—[waves awkwardly and
giggles]—hehehehehe! Hello everyone!
[Cue Sakura’s intro
which consists of a questionable rap of the periodic table, followed by a cat with thick coke-bottle glasses. Bright bold red letters surface onscreen saying ‘The Nerd Corner’]
Sakura: What’s up guys! So guess what, today I decided to
try that youtube channel challenge where your partner does your make-up! So my
cute girlfriend is going to do my make up today!
Konan: [waves] Hey
there. I’m the cute girlfriend.
Sakura: Let’s do this!
[2:14 minutes in]
[Sakura has literally
fallen off the bed whilst Konan covers her face and laughs uncontrollably.]
Konan: I kind of warned you. [more muffled laughter]
Konan: Do you ever just want to take a picture and frame it
because she’s so adorable?
[3:50 minutes in]
Sakura: I’m kind of scared.
Sakura: You have this uh…evil look in your eye. Like you are
having a lot of fun and that can never be good because you are doing my—eyeoow! [Nearly gets impaled by an eyeliner pencil]. I’m okay! I’m okay! I’m alive! I’m one of the living!
She’s alright! That’s why I told you to stop squirming dork! Here’s a fun fact
for all of Sakura’s subscribers, I actually do her eye-liner sometimes in the
morning when we are running late.
Sakura: Yeah! I start screaming because the eyeliner is all
uneven and she does it for me and then she kisses me on the forehead and gives me
coffee and everything is okay!
[4:00 minutes in]
[Sakura blinks slowly at the camera.]
Sakura: How do I look?
Sakura: Did she do a good job? [tilts head cutely]
Konan: Of course. [brandishes brushes] I gave her that falling-off-the-bed look.
Sakura: [laughs] I hope you guys enjoyed that as much as we did! Like and
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together so stay tuned for more videos!
@blizzard where are the omnics that identify as she/her where are they don’t give me bullshit that they’re somehow any different from other omnics and fucking god forbid you give them metal tits or makeup and any other stupid shit give me omnics that go by she/her and better yet give me omnics that go by they/them we all know they exist where are they