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anonymous asked:

are u ever gonna post a picture of you and your girl

the closest you’ll ever be to seeing her will probably be in pictures of me holding her hand and that’s only if ur lucky. i don’t plan on showing her off on social media. have you guys ever been in that kind of relationship where you guys have so much fun you don’t have time to take pictures even if it’s a thought you had beforehand but then you see them and you just forget because you’re literally having so much fun and laughing so hard. i know it sounds sappy but someone told me when you take pictures you tend to remember the picture not the moment. a picture can distort a lot of things and that’s why we end up missing people we shouldn’t have given a second thought. what i’m getting at is i’m really just trying to live in the moment with her and make it perfect so 10 years down the road if we’re still together (i really really really hope we are) none of our memories will involve things like “remember when that girl comment on your post and” or “remember that anon you got about” or “remember when she dmed me and”.
we’re both really old fashion and rarely ever text unless it’s to see each other and our relationship is so healthy and we never fight and i’m just so content with everything. this is how relationships should be.

Highlights of watching YOI with my brother

- chuckled darkly when Victor wolf whistled at Yuuri

- did a literal spit take with his beer when Yuuri licked his lips suggestively

- asked me to pause the show when Yuuri blew a kiss because he was so done with the Eros routine he had to have a time out to go make ichiban noodles and scream

- agreed that Yuuri is demisexual

- laughed every time the pork cutlet bowl metaphor got brought up , like he thought it was the funniest joke in the world . For the next at least 3 years im going to have to hear him use the line “im a pork cutlet bowl fatale that enthrals men” on a regular basis i just know it

- when Victor and Yuuri were exchanging engagement rings he was so excited and was like “I know you said this show was really gay Oliver but this is like really really reeaally gay”

- laughed so hard he cried during the GPF banquet credit sequence

- correctly identified that Phichit Chulanont is 110% my type and was not surprised that Ches had made fun of me for the same thing already

- joked around about there needing to be a frozen routine , cue Tale of a sleeping prince

- joked about how if Yuuri was performing Yuri on ice , Yurio needed to perform Yuri on fire …. cue Yurios fire inspired FS outfit and ‘hellish’ step sequence

- When Yuurio is throwing a tantrum and says “Victor Nikiforov is dead” he agreed and said “ Yes, after the marriage its going to be Victor Katsuki duh”

Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.