makes me happy and want to dance

FAIRY TAIL PUNS + BAD PICKUP LINES
  • Natsu: My body is burning with desire for you.
  • Lucy: You hold the key to my heart.
  • Gray: My heart melts when I see you.
  • Juvia: I'm drowning in my love for you.
  • Jellal: Lets use my heavenly body magic.
  • Erza: I'll be your knight in shining armor.
  • Gajeel: You steel my heart away.
  • Levi: Words cannot express how much I love you.
  • Rogue: My love can't hide in the shadows anymore.
  • Sting: I'll make you see the light with me.
  • Laxus: I'll be your Zeus.... but without all the cheating.
  • Mirajane: Want to dance with the devil tonight?
  • Cana: I'm drunk in love.
  • Happy: I'd share my fish with you.
  • Carla: Proper manners are only half of my heart.
  • Panther Lily: Black cats bring good luck.
  • Cobra: Your look is poisonous to my heart.
  • Midnight: I'll show you why I have bags under my eyes all the time.
  • Sorano: Are you an angel, or is it just me?
  • Loke: A lion in heart, a lion in bed.
  • Gildarts: How about we crash at my place tonight?
  • God Serena: I love you just as much as I love myself.
  • Brandish: I don't care but you better be there.
  • Dimaria: I feel like time stops when you look at me.
  • Larcade: I'll make all your desires come true.
  • Zeref: You're drop dead gorgeous.
  • Mavis: Your love is worth dying for.
Request: Jealous and Proud (Demetri Volturi x Reader)

Originally posted by stilljustabeast

You quite literally got on with everyone, no one had a bad thing to say about you.
You seemed to just fall into place within the their world.
You caught on quickly to everything they taught you.
Your bright personality and intelligence even …lured…unwanted attention from people who wanted more romantic relations with you.

“Look what Jane gave me!” You danced into the room with…a Volturi crest around your neck.
Who the hell gave you what now!?” Demetri instantly turned to you.
“Jane gave me my own crest! She was happy when I got excited. Even let me hug her!”
“…our Jane?”
“Uh huh!”
“I don’t know what to make of this…” Jane rarely gave new guards a crest, when she did she would throw it at them and leave as quickly as she came. This time she stuck around to actually hand you it! Not to mention - you had made her happy.

“Not to alarm you but your mate nearly tackled Santiago and successfully pinned him.” Felix said.
“By themselves!?”
Felix nodded as Demetri sat totally stunned. Santiago was twice the size of you and several centuries older than you. How did you catch him off guard and pin him down!?

Demetri had barely caught the handwriting in the letter as you opened it to toss it without even a look. He caught the name of the sender. “Stefan!? From the Romanians!? Give me that!”
“Hon, ignore it. I do. I don’t care to know what it says. The first one was enough.” “There’s more than one!?”
You nodded in dismay. Demetri quickly read it. “This is him confessing his love for you!? HE KNOWS YOU’RE MINE. Everyone knows that so WHY DO THEY CONTINUE THEIR ADVANCES!?”
“Demetri, you’re now jealous…”
“I’m not! I don’t know how to handle this! I am angry yet so proud.”
“No hon, you’re jealous and proud.”

Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.
You claim to love her, inside and out, but the only time you call her beautiful is when it’s 3 in the morning and I’ve already turned you down.
—  girls tell each other everything, c.j.n.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.