maker: tailoredshirt

tailoredshirt  asked:

P for the fandom meme (Invent a random AU for any fandom)

P: Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas).

the modern au where the DA2 gang are a ~heist crew~. hawke is in charge but varric is her right hand man and the brains of the operation (and okay, things do go sour more often than not but not because of varric plans but because hawke is in charge). fenris is the muscle, isabela swings between distraction and regular rogue, merrill is the wheelman but she’s easily distracted although at the same time, if they want to blend in she’s really good, anders is anders, the hawke twins are better at grifting and flat out excellent at fencing goods, aveline spends a lot of time making that marge simpson grumbly noise whenever hawke is like “aveliiiiiiine…” but gets hooked into it time and again because hawke. sebastian is not invited.

(also varric and hawke are bangin’ aw yisss).

…aka they’re all very well dressed criminals who argue a lot and fenris still lives in a mansion with corpses because he’s gotta keep it real okay. 

tailoredshirt  asked:

MomoKai and/or TakaFuji

Oooh okay I’m gonna have to go with MOMOKAI!

  • Gives nose/forehead kisses

Neither of them, usually, because that shit is WAY too embarrassing, but Momo gets drunk and it happens sometimes and Kaidoh usually doesn’t punch him in the face.

  • Gets jealous the most

100% Momo, to the extent that he gets jealous over things that he has no reason to be jealous about, but Kaidoh secretly thinks it’s kind of cute.

  • Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

Kaidoh, but after the fifth or so time he just starts making Momo call a cab.

  • Takes care of on sick days

Momo is more willing to do it and more outwardly affectionate about it, but Kaidoh is technically better at it since he’s actually capable of doing things like making soup without burning it.

  • Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

Momo, on days he wants to start a fight for old time’s sake.

  • Gives unprompted massages

Kaidoh, unexpectedly, and when it happens Momo basically tries not to move or speak or breathe too much so he doesn’t break the spell. 

  • Drives/rides shotgun

Neither of them drives a car, but every now and then, if it’s late and they’re in a very unpopulated area, Kaidoh will grudgingly agree to ride on the back of Momo’s bike.

  • Brings the other lunch at work

Momo, and it makes Kaidoh get super embarrassed and blushy but he never tells him to stop.

  • Has the better parental relationship

They both get along with their families pretty well, but Kaidoh is more concerned about his parents’ approval than Momo.

  • Tries to start role-playing in bed

Momo, once, and then never again.

  • Embarrassingly drunk dancer

Momo, but Kaidoh thinks it’s cute enough that he doesn’t always stop it right away.

  • Still cries watching Titanic

Both, but Kaidoh always pretends there’s something in his eye and goes to the bathroom.

  • Firmly believes in couples costumes

Kaidoh secretly likes the idea but will take that to the grave.

  • Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

Momo, and then Kaidoh feels guilty but makes it up to him in a way that may or may not have been premeditated on Momo’s part.

  • Makes the other eat breakfast

Kaidoh—or rather, he makes Momo eat something that’s not total crap for breakfast, which Momo whines loudly about but eventually gets used to.

  • Remembers anniversaries

Kaidoh, but he doesn’t like to make a big deal out of them.

  • Brings up having kids

Kaidoh, if by kids you mean kittens.

tailoredshirt  asked:

I like to think about kuramiyusawa living together in college. Eijun is hanging out with other friends, not answering texts, and it's getting late. Kuramochi keeps pausing his video game, looking over at Miyuki like, 'Why isn't he answering his phone?' and Miyuki is all '*shrugs* I'm sure he's fine.' And by the time Eijun gets home (with his broken phone) he finds both of them waiting up in the living room like worried parents. Bonus: Kuramochi gives him the 'I almost called the police!!' speech

LMAO eijun would be the kind of kid whos a bit flippant abt his phone asdfghjkl

and mochi is def the worried dad of the ot3 even tho he tries so hard to pretend otherwise

artist: tailoredshirt
prompt number:
28
art post: 
link

author: Loz/lozenger8
title: 
Time to Leave the Capsule if You Dare
pairings: 
Scott/Stiles
rating: 
Teen and Up
word count: 
7345 words
warnings: 
Major character death, panic attacks, unresolved sexual and romantic tension.

summary: 
When his spacecraft suffers catastrophic damage during a mission, Stiles searches for a way home, while Scott is left wondering if Stiles will make it back to earth alive.

fic post: 
link

tailoredshirt  asked:

12 for Chrisawa, please!

He’s read that phrase somewhere before - he’s not sure if it was from a book? a magazine? or perhaps a brochure? - just that he’s read it in passing.

‘Anak ng araw.’

He’s asked his dad about it before, maybe he’d recognize what the language was but he lucked out of that one. Chris has tried googling it, and what he got was a literal translation of it. Child of the sun.

He hums to himself, squinting when sunlight reflects off of Eijun’s helmet as he waves at him from the mound. Maybe Eijun’s not even looking at him; but he gives a small smile in return.

Eijun’s grin is wide, childish, innocent, but almost mischievous like this. His eyes are almost completely gone when he’s grinning from ear to ear, and Chris likes it that way.

The words bounce around in his head - anak ng araw when Eijun scrambles up to him, his hair sticking to his forehead and Chris is hit with the smell of dirt and sweat and sun.

He’s not sure if it’s what it really means, but Chris supposes his definition will do for now.

[Note: Anak-araw is the correct term actually, and it translates to albinism in Filipino. Anak NG araw, however translates into child of the sun, so there ahahaha]

beautifulwhensarcastic  asked:

♥ + tailoredshirt

the question is what do i not like about my dearest kendall

  1. i like how hard you try, how much you give, how much courage you have and how you keep going day in day out. you are a remarkable person and it’s a privilege to be your friend. you do not get the attention you deserve, you are truly so great. and i don’t even understand half of what you have to go through but i know you are amazing and i love you tons <3333
  2. i like how much you love cats, it’s adorable. and now every cat makes me think of you. (same with succulents :D)
  3. i like that you put up with me and everything i am and what i do and don’t like and you know what i’m talking about
  4. i like that you’re so smart and well-spoken and you’re always around to help me get my thoughts on track, or if i need help or anything, you’re a terrific friend
  5. i like that we will meet one day ( i know we will!!) and you’ll introduce me to your kitty cats and we’ll cry together about tv shows and it’s gonna be fantastic :’)

Send me a ♥ + a URL and I’ll list 5 things I like about them.

tailoredshirt replied to your post “[[MOR] I had a good day. I got a much-needed haircut and then spent…”

I relate to most of this, except my feelings about my appearance are so tender and ingrained that I avoid feeling them at all cost and therefore rarely have the courage to share selfies, even privately to friends. It’s hard to make progress believing that it’s okay to look the way we do when assholes keep insisting that we should not be okay. But I think it must feel great to not care so I keep trying. if you ever need a reminder, hit me up. We don’t owe anyone anything.

I also think it must be great not to care. I know so many people who don’t care! Or who are good at telling those other people to fuck themselves and not internalizing all of it. I wish I could be more like that. I keep trying and failing at it. Just like I keep trying and failing at liking myself. One of these days one of those things is going to have to give, right? Maybe?

And this self-curious vanity is so strange. I know a lot of people don’t get it. I kind of hope they continue not to, really. Because I post a lot of pictures of my dumb face on the internet. I take even more that I don’t show anyone. And a lot of it is just that I am…not used to my face. The picture of me in my head doesn’t match the thing that happens in the mirror or in windows of shops I’m passing or in, god forbid, camera lenses. Looking at myself isn’t at all like looking at a comfortable constant. It’s sometimes incredibly jarring. I live in a constant state of jamais vu that sometimes extends to the things around me, but is mostly just self-centric.

I don’t know if it’s because I really just don’t have a concrete grasp on my physical self after so many years spent trying to erase it or if I’m looking for a younger, thinner, less tired me and only finding this current me. Though god knows that if I woke up fifty pounds lighter I wouldn’t love myself any more. This goes way deeper than most of that. 

Maybe I’m looking for that sort of spark other people say they think they find in me? All those people who, when the ex and I broke up, said things like ‘oh man, I’m so glad, you’re so full of life and he was so boring’. I never thought he was boring. Or any more boring than I myself am. Maybe just differently boring, but all people are boring sometimes, right? And sometimes my eyes are grey and sometimes they’re blue and sometimes they’re weird hazel in between colors, but they’re never sparky. 

So yes, I agree with you 150%. It IS hard to learn to love yourself when people keep coming by and spitefully knocking away all the progress you’ve made. And it’s frustrating because you can’t argue with them and you can’t make them stop being spiteful and mean for no reason. That jerk is just as broken as I am, just in different ways. But you’re right. We don’t owe them. We don’t owe them an apology or our pain or our fear. We don’t owe them the time it takes to read their vitriolic trash. This is a thing I could stand to internalize instead of nonsense that gets said about me on the internet. 

But hi, I think you’re wonderful and I’m glad you’re here. Maybe we can just remind each other of that every once in a while. Dear @tailoredshirt, you’re really great. Thank you for being you.  ♥ ♥ ♥

tailoredshirt replied to your post “I don’t post very often anyway, but if anyone was wondering where I…”

I have the first two books on my bookshelf, I’m just saving them until I have the time and energy to be emotionally invested.

AHHH that is probably very wise of you, because they will definitely take your time and emotional energy and gleefully stomp all over them. THEY’RE SO GOOD THOUGH ugh. Just really well-written with complex characters and great plots. :’DDDD

tailoredshirt  asked:

chrisawa!

i love chrisawa bc i love pain and tears and omigod ju st???????

i didnt even consider this a ship initially until a few episodes in and i hated chris at first because he was so rude to eijun????? but then lik e things happen

and i love the mutual respect and them having to build up each other and that kind of thing just really endeared them to me jf c and and and i just absolutely adore their dynamics and eijun LOVES chris so much it doesnt even matter whether it’s romantically or platonically. G O D

tailoredshirt  asked:

5, 8, and 27!

5: List your top 5 anime’s

Hm aight here we go 

  1. Diamond No ace
  2. Kuroshitsuji
  3. Death Parade 
  4. Akatsuki No Yona
  5. Zankyou No Terror

8: Who is your favorite anime character?

um I seem to have a fav in every anime I watch but if i were to choose between all of them then its Miyuki Kazuya lmfao ia that even a surprise?

27: Which anime character are you most like?

:0 this is a hard one! Well its probably because I dont see myself as anime charas but if I think about it, then maybe Kominatou Haruichi. I can relate to him even if a little.

tailoredshirt  asked:

Peony, Tulip, and Locust

Peony: What’s your favorite hot beverage?
White hot chocolateeee <3 (or tea in general. I can’t survive without tea, haha).

Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Strawberries & cream *__*

Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
Am I allowed to say a series of books instead of one book? Lol. In my childhood I was absolutely obsessed with the Teen Power Inc series by Emily Rodda (she’s an Australian author, and I think the series is known under a different name - Raven Hill Mysteries - internationally). But ahhh. I loved them so much. I still do. I still have the complete set of books sitting on my bookshelf across the room!

Hehe thanks for indulging me hun *A*

(From the Flowers meme)