Chapter 2/3 of Caddy Shack is up! | Archive of Our Own
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“Less quips, more lips.” – the great philosopher @bfketh
“Isabel this is Kirstein…or Jaeger. I can’t remember,” Levi waved him off.
“Wait what?” Eren asked, looking crestfallen. “You don’t remember our names?”
“There’s a lot of caddies, high turnover,” Levi shrugged, taking another sip to hide his grin.
“I’m—“ Eren started to introduce himself to Isabel.
“Hello, I smell fries!” Jean said, interrupting. “My name is Eren Jaeger. I have a three inch dick. Whenever you hear the words Eren and Jaeger I want you to immediately associate it with tiny dick.”