make up kits

anonymous asked:

Your blog is like that one friend who throws kit kats at people's head which is to say Great and I Have A Dependency On It

this is such a specific metaphor i love it

  • *lance voice* “you guys should build the mice a mouse voltron. like a little voltron action figure that could kick your ass. that’d be so cute”
  • how betrayed do you think coran was when red chose lance
    • i mean! he’s proud! of course he is!
    • but like… lance didn’t even have a cape on :/
  • allura, after meeting the paladins: “are we… friends now?” shiro: “if we say yes will you let us live” allura: “ha! good one new best friend”
  • pidge’s current concern is that green might be salty at her for being a dog person
  • hunk toggles between “hype man” and “most embarrassing best friend possible”
    • hunk: [supports lance no matter how bad the comeback]
    • also hunk: “oh is this about your handcuff thing-” “I DON’T HAVE A HANDCUFF THING”
  • hunk: “i dunno about this man. jumping out of planes is dangerous. they say one in five people don’t even make it to the ground.” keith: “??? what do you mean they don’t make it to the ground??? where do they go???”