make up for cheap

okay so, being raised by a single mother who didnt have much money meant that when she could, she would buy me easy little cheap gifts whenever she could to make up for lack of Big Gifts until we were on our feet

so imagine sally jackson buying percy some kind of cards all the time, like neopet cards or pokemon cards or yugioh cards. he collects them as a kid, hides them from gabe. sally winks at percy and they share their little secret, but really, sally knows gabe will find out and she’ll be in trouble. she doesnt care. she’ll do anything for percy.

he stops collecting them somewhere along the line, probably aroun 14 or 15 when everything is Happening - or maybe younger than that, cuz he thinks they arent Cool anymore. but after it all, when he'z older and starts going to college and figures everything out, everything calms down, he notices the cards by the cashier at walmart or somewhere and he just Stares. he remembers them. he smiles crookedly and buys them, picks up a pack every once in a while. and he wonders why he ever stopped.

Feel Good

The Dawn Room- Get and Receive kind words.

The Thoughts Room- Watch your thoughts dissolve into space.

The Quite Place- Escape the world for a bit.

It Will Be Okay- Get some words of reassurance.

Soundrown- Extremely relaxing white noise.

Virtual Shower- Take a Virtual Shower and Relax.

Calm down- Nice music and background to clam you down.

Weather- Control the weather from sunny with birds to a thunderstorm.

Snowy Mood- Listen to the soft crunching of snow.

Self Harm alternatives- Don’t hurt yourself, baby, try these.

Feel happy- 10 thins to do when you feel crappy.

Stressed?- 99 coping methods for stress.

Take a break- Do nothing for two minutes and listen to waves.

Having a Bad day?- Things to keep in mind when you are.

Angry?- then look at these cute animals.

Need a hug?- Just click on it, guys.

Make every thing Okay- Press a button and make it all okay.

Was Someone Mean?- “talk” to them and get it out.

Important Mental Health posts- Take a look at these, it’ll help.

Encouraging posts- These are what you need.

Hotlines- Listed in order of hotline.

Re-hydrate- Cute app that grows a plant when you drink water.

Mental Heath and coping- Huge masterpost on multiple disorders and abuse.

Cramps- Yoga for Period cramps.

Napping- When to and how long to nap.

Bad day?- List of cute things to do to f=make you feel better.

Self care- 25 self-care tips to help out.

Need a Compliment?- Get an Emergency Compliment.

Relax with Sea creatures- Have cute babies follow your mouse.

Comfort Box- Make a box for your bad days, and be prepared.

Cut this and not yourself- Click and drag across the screen.

Open a window

14,000 things to be happy about for .16 cents

Watch a randomized tree grow

Therapy Coloring printables

Sexuality Definitions

Tips to Fall Asleep Fast

How to get up in the Morning

Fake Self Confidence

My Friend Needs Help

Panic Attack- My friend is having a Panic Attack.

Self-Harm- My friend self-Harms.

Addiction- My friend is addicted to drug or another substance.

Eating Disorder- My friend has an Eating Disorder.

Suicide- My friend wants to kill them self.

Art

Color Collective- A collection of colors and photography.

Skintone Swatches- 2 great references for skin color.

Skin detail- Adding quick detail to skin.

Blending tutorial- Article and Video.

Concept Cookie- Huge collection of Concept art and tutorials.

Hair palette- Hair colors and mixes chart.

Draw the Booty- Mini tutorial or drawing the booty.

Clouds- Realistic clouds tutorial.

Bubbles- Look at these beauties.

Grass- Video tutorial on Grass.

Portrait- How to draw a portrait in Photoshop.

Lighting- An ADVANCED video on lighting in Photoshop.

Underwater- Beginners Underwater tutorial.

Color Zones- Color Zones of the face and head.

Eyes- Really basic eye tutorial and face sections.

Heels- Basic tutorial For drawing heels (shoes).

Self-taught Artist?- Try this website for tips you may not have known.

Hands- Really useful hand sculpture, first three aren’t hands, but keep going.

Poses- List of useful human poses and such.

Sitting Poses- Poses used for drawing sitting humans.

Understanding anatomy- Chart of Human Anatomy.

Great Pintrest Boards- inspiration, Ideas, Illustration, Draw, Fanart, Concept.

Lessons- FREE, i repeat FREE, art lesson websites!

Psychology of Color- Explanation and charts of color stuff.

Mixing skin tones- Mixing of multiple of colors and ways of skin tone.

Color palettes- make sure you get your colors right.

Contour and Highlights- C and H of the human face.

How to draw: Hoods- Quick tutorial on hood proportion and placement.

How to Draw: Boobs in a shirt- Really helpful do’s and don'ts.

How to Draw: Hair- Long and short beginner hair tutorial.

How to Draw: Cartoon Faces- Basic faces and eyes, nose, and mouth.

Face Placement- Easy to read face placement chart.

How to Draw: Cartoon Hands- Quick Gif tutorial.

Hot to Draw: Cartoon Mouths- Helpful gif for mouth stuff.

Expressions- Awesome Facial Expression chart.

How to Draw: Arms- Great gendered arm reference.

Clothing- Neat do’s and don'ts for clothes.

Hair- Basic hair styles and colors.

Eye- Nice eye drawings to go off of.

More Clothes- Literally Clothes for EVERYTHING.

Kissies- Face positioning and mouths and stuffs.

Programs- A ton of FREE art programs to draw with and such.

Pixels Galore- Beginner guide at pixel art.

Tutorial Masterpost- Huge masterpost on drawing stuff and things.

Glitch Effect- This Hella cool thing oh my gosh.

Draw your Hand in 3D

Writing (*Cracks Knuckles* My Specialty)

Falling Out of Love

Character building

Make your own family history

Plot a complex novel in a day

Punctuating Dialogue(English)

Tips for writing Smut

Naming Characters

Pixar’s Tips for writing a Story

Insecure about your Writing? Read this.

Make a Likable Protagonist

Character Motivations importance

Body Language

How to Write: Flashbacks

Is your Chapter Good?

How to Write: Action Scenes

Writing Multiple Point of Views

When not to Write(Important)

Constructive Comments

Writing a Series

Summaries

Subtle signs of Love

Are you ready to get Published?

Genera Characteristics

Is that Plagiarism? Better check!

Looking for that word?

Writing exercises

Illegal Information

Amazing Masterpost for writers reference

Fill your Journal up

Writer’s Block? Try this.

750 Words a Day

Fancy Last Names

Greek Mythology Database

Writing Jobs you may not have known about

School

Planner- Neat print-out planner.

Prioritize and Stick to it tips- studying tips and habits.

Manage Exam Anxiety

Apps to control Procrastination

Be a master Note Taker

Find the right place to Study

Study daily, don’t cram before the test!

Planning an Essay

Dealing with School related Stress

Effective Studying Techniques

Manage your Time

Reading and Researching

Google Citations

Googling Tips

When Study Breaking(Three)

How to: Pull an all-nighter

School Supplies Masterpost

Games

Orisinal- Absolutely adorable games to relax to.

Tetris

Make- Burgers, Ice Cream, Pancakes, Pizza, and Tacos.

Piano Keyboard

Adventure Time Princess Maker(Awesome)

Lots of Pokemon

Trivia Galore

Free Indie Games(that will occupy you for hours)

Make a squid(Mine is so cute)

Dress up game masterpost

Make awesome Sand art

Flow(Kinda like spore)

Fly Guy

Filler

Draw a stickman and go on an Adventure

Make some Plants

Coma(Really cute, Kinda confusing)

Alter Ego(This game is so amazing, Please play it)

Terrifying irl games

Akinator(Actual Magic)

Chain Reaction(addictive)

Silk Art

Space Invaders

Balance some stuff

Go through a maze with your mouse

Holy mother of Pacman

Surround the cat

Portal knockoff(But it’s still good)

Sticky blobs

Free Cards Against Humanity

Cookie Clicker

Free Plants Vs. Zombies

Neat Color Game

The End(Really Cool Platformer)

Machinarium(This is so amazing)

Psychological RPGs that mess with you

RPG Games with Description(all free)

One and One story

Vocabulary Game

Pretentious

I saw her standing there(It has Zombies, guys)

Hover

Paint a Nebula

Pointer Pointer(check it out)

Light and shadow thingy

Paint with some Fire

Infinite Line

Play with a Blob

Shakespearean insult generater(for some laughs)

Interactive Movie

Make awesome figurines and buy them

go for a walk, or run, or fly…

Get your anger out and have fun

Try and stop watching this

Music Catch 2

Choice of a Dragon

Online Lego Builder

100 Best Free PC Games

Jelly Cannon

Kaleidoscope spinny maker Thing

Impasse

Hungry Blocks

Hangman

Clothing

Ways to tie a scarf

Visual guide to a shitton of stuff

Vintage and Indie- 1 2 3 4 5

Punk/Grunge- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Ten dollar Mall(where has this been all my life?)

Lily’s Boutique

Tons of Cat shirts

How to: Were X thing

Cheap and cute clothes(Sammydress)

Use the code “ThankU15” for 15% off

Flower Crowns

1015.com cute and cheap clothes

Cute, Cheap, and free shipping to the U.S

Lingerie under 5 dollars!

T-shirts all under 10$

Cute ass skirts under 10$

DressLink.com

Jewelry under 5$

Like 2$ Skeleton Tights

Skull sweatshirt for 20$

Lacey Thigh-highs for 2$

Cute Anti-Duck masks for 8$

6$ self defense Key Chain

Clothes from that TV show you liked

More Cute Ass leggings for 8$

Another Dust mask for 15$

Weird face Dust Mask(again) for 3$

Cool teeth printed Dust Masks for 5$

Red and Black under bust Corset For 18$

Just My size

Pastel Goth(Adorable asf)

How to thrift shop

Fitness

Lazy Girl Workout

Yoga poses at your desk

Ultimate Booty workout

27 Squat Variations

Back on fire, back workout

Easier Push-ups for people who can do zero(like me)

2 Minute Pre-Shower Routine

Increase Flexibility

Tighten your abs

Before you go to school or work yoga

Workout Ideas Masterpost

Yoga Masterpost

DIY spa

Face:

Blueberry Yogurt Mask

Cucumber and Parsley Mask

Mango aloe toner

Apple Honey Acne Facial

Indian Cleansing Milk for Oily skin

Lavender Oatmeal Mask

Avocado Facial Mask

Peppermint Lip Scrub

Sugar Lip Scrub

Hair:

Hair Color Booster

Protective Hair Mask

Hydrating Hair Mask

Avocado Hair Mask

Love Potion #9-Hair rejuvenation

Strengthening Hair Mask

Body:

Wake up Scrub

Dry Skin Creme

Almond Body Scrub

Sunburn Solution

Rose water body lotion

Feet:

Overnight Foot mask

Foot Soak

Cracked heel treatment

Beach Sand Scrub

Hand:

Hand Peel

Gardeners’ Hand Scrub

Lemon and sugar scrub

Lavender Hand Creme

Bath:

Homemade Bath Salts

Tea Balls

Tub Tea

Bath Fizzies

Neat ass Rose Water

Sage and Fennel Bath Melt

Bubble Bath Paint(Woah)

How To: Make your Own Bath Bomb

Extra:

How to: Hot Towel

Meditation- You can also go to your smarthphone’s app store and buy some guided mediation apps. Of course, you can always Google Meditation for Help.

Extras

Complete Text of Shakespeare’s plays

Read Any Book

Color based on the time

Some some books for .1 cents

Live Animal feeds!

The hobby masterpost

Watch a movie with an internet Friend

Pun Generator

How to: make a glitter jar

Masterpost of interesting Links

Masterpost of spooky stories

Look at 100,00 stars

Who do you write like?

Orca follows your mousse

Live porn search feed- seriously just click it

That spinny thing from when you were a kid

Check your Post Limit

Open Sea Cam

How to: Origami

Sleep calculator

Cute OTP things

How to: Blanket Nest

So many Documentaries

Adventure Time Masterpost

Wind currents of the earth RIGHT NOW(Really Neat)

Click to make rectangles

Listen to Wikipedia getting Edited

Acrobots(so much fun)

Cheap fidget toys- good for anxiety

Cheap ass books

Cool Fact Generater

Find Reaction Gifs(three)

One second on the Internet

Make a note that will self destruct after read

Make your Dream Home

Puppy licks you screen

NoSleep Reddit Forum

Urban Legends

Cheap posters

Dots move to your mouse

Buy your own groceries, you chair

How to: GROW THE FUCK UP

Make your Pens as Beautiful as you are

How To: Not even give a Fuck

Funny Bloopers- 1 2 3

Crafts Gone Horribly Wrong

99 Life Hacks

How much of X food/drink would it take to end you?

How to: Pick the Perfect Video Game

How things have changed since you were Born

Have an out of Body Experience Tips

A Washcloth Getting Wrung out in Space

You can Actually Beat Snake 

Food

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Ramen Noodle Stir fry

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chili-Cheese Ramen

Egg drop Ramen

Spinach and Ramen

Ramen Spaghetti

Ramen Alfredo

Ramen n’ Cheese

Stuff in a mug:

Cheesy Eggs

Cheese and broccoli eggs

Mac n’ Cheese

Meatloaf

Nutella Cake

Cheesecake

Brownie

Chocolate Chip Cookie

More:

Potato

Corn on the Cob

Scalloped Potatoes

White Rice

Fried Rice

Baked Potato

Chicken Casserole

Garlic Chicken

Chicken Soup Casserole

Soft Chicken Tacos

Microwavable Pancakes

no-bake energy bars

vegan french toast

banana pops breakfast wrap

vegan pancakes

spinach and eggs  

baked eggs with red sauce and greens

honey butter chicken biscuits chocolate waffles  

pizza omlette

cinnamon sugar french toast sticks  

cheesy bagels whole wheat greek yogurt pancakes  

pizza bites

parsely pesto pasta stuffed aubergine boats

sausage and mushroom risotto  

tortilla soup deep dish chocolate chip cookie  

crab cakes blue cheese drop biscuits

coconut chicken soup  

cowboy steaks

asparagus white bean pesto pasta  

spice up your hot chocolate  

butterbeer recipe 100 cal snacks  

sweet potato fries

peanut butter milkshake  

strawberry banana ice cream  

cinnamon carrot chips with honey yogurt dip  

parmesan roasted broccoli  

greek salad skewers dressed up popcorn buffalo chicken dip  

baked apple chips fried sweet plantains

coconut milk whipped cream  

zuccini + cheese  

fruit dip  

ice cream sandwich  

magic cocoa recipe

triple chocolate mousse cake

cake batter ice cream  

mini chocolate chip muffins  

easy baked doughnuts  

chocolate pie  

almond joy smoothie milkshake  

raw strawberry cheesecake white chocolate mousse cupcake  

toasted coconut chocolate chip cookies

cinnamon rolls (gluten free)  

mini pumpkin cheesecakes more cupcakes  

red velvet chocolate swirled brownie bars chocolate and pomegranate cake

Make-Up

Brushes:

Face Brushes

Eye Brush cheat sheet

Brush 101

Sponges and uses for ‘em

Face:

Routine Flow Chart

Even Skin tone

Contour your Face Shape

Right Blush for your Skin tone

Applying Liquid Foundation

How to use Concealer

Eyes:

Tips for the Smokey Eyes

How To: Winged Eyeliner

Bridal Eye Makeup

Fall Makeup Ideas

Perfect Smokey for your Eye Shape

Mascara Hacks

How to: Mascara

Using Mascara as Eyeliner

How To: Apply False Lashes

Eyebrow:

Grooming and Shaping Tutorial

Tips and Tricks 101

Eyebrow Tutorial(more)

7 Tips

Lips:

Nude Lipstick Guide

MAC Lipstick Dupes

The Red Lip Rule Book

17 Perfect Lips Tips

Perfect Pin for your Skin Tone

Perfect Orange for your Skin Tone

Ten Commandments of Lipstick

Do’s and Don’ts of Dark Lipstick

Some YouTube Tutorials:

Pixiwoo

Tanya Burr

Katerina

Lauren Curtis

MsRosieBea

Zoellas

CutiePieMarzia

Michelle Phan

MakeupbyCamilla2

Hair

Your Probably Washing it Wrong?

Longer, Thicker, And Sexier Hair

The Perfect Ponytail

Lazy Girl Hairstyles

5 Updo Hairstyles

29 Inspiring Hairstyles

Perfect Messy Bun

Ways to Braid

Three Braid Updo

no heat curls

straight hair with no heat

5 hairstyles for medium hair

5 ways to wear a beanie

Crafts (May have overdone this a bit)

Homemade Crayon Lipblam

Tissue Paper Flowers

Cloud Nightlights

Calm Bottle

Jellyfish in a jar

Craft on a Low Budget

Crochet for Beginners

Knitting for Beginners

Free Knitting Patterns

10 Other Uses for Nail Polish

DIY rainbow welcome Mat

BOMB ASS FUCKING NAILS

Make your own Rock Candy

Unicorn Fart Vials

Tabletop Ice Hockey

Origami Paper Nesting Cats

Pixie Dust Pendent

Sparkly ass silly putty

Birthday Candle Crown

Glow in the Dark Water Balloons

Felt wire Crown

Oceanic Crafts

Sail Ice Cubes

Pipe cleaner Princesses

Origami Blinking Eye

Diamond Pipe Cleaner Tutorial

Melted Snowman Ornament

DIY Mustaches- One and Two

DIY Desktop Sandbox

DIY Glitter Tattoos

Hairstyle Doll with growing/shortening Hair

Googly Eye Flip Flops

Lunch bag Drawings

Pom Pom Necklace

Wooden Gem Illusion

Bread Tag Monsters

Cardboard Loom(I’ve done this and can definitely say to try it)

Blessing Bag

Tin Can Lanterns

Leak-Proof Water Blob

20 Uses for Cupcake Liners

Hanging String Balls

Make Stuff Out of Cereal Boxes

Turn an Old Hardcover Book into a Notebook 

Quizzes

What Kind of Nerd are You?

Are you more like Sam or Dean Winchester

Adventure time Character based on Diet

What LEGO Movie Character are you?

What Makes you Hot?

Can we Guess your Favorite Color?

What Teen Titan are you?

What Big Hero 6 Character are you?

Which Invader Zim Character are you?

Which Scooby-Doo Character are you?

Which Titanic Character are you?

Which Full House Character are you?

Which Walking Dead Character are you?

Which Grey’s Anatomy Character are you?

What do People Always Underestimate About you? 


I’ll Update as often as I can with new stuff so stay tuned! 

-Deks

Yes, everybody I know there are no links! Tumblr updated one day and they just disappeared! Sadly, this was a great master post but that’s the end of that!
Bathing in neon light and looking for liberation
Take me with you on the everlasting highways
Be my quick getaway and I’ll be yours
My name is for you to find out and me to make up
Take me to cheap hotels and show me what the poets are talking about
Take me speeding down the road and show me how it is to fly
When you get enough of me just leave me at the gas station
Another wandering soul will pick me up
Because I belong to no one and everyone
I am the nomad of highways
With an obsession for adrenaline and a thirst for freedom
—  A car, a girl, an obsession

I’ve been meaning to do this for so long! better late than never though!

The minion originated from a Clever Ruse ™ from Koko where they would make little wind up Kokoroni’s with very cheap materials but a high selling point. Unfortunately, Koko fell in love with her prototype Koko and started making them with the finest materials and by great goldsmiths. At the end none of the minions sold and Kokoroni lost millions of Gil.

Here’s the special animation for the minion:

Homemade laundry detergent recipe!

For those witches who are on a budget and want to save a LOT of money on laundry detergent, and also want to personalize their laundry scents and ingredients, this is for you!

I decided to start making my own laundry detergent two years ago when I got into college and couldn’t believe how much money I was dumping into laundry soap. So I looked up how to make it myself, and couldn’t believe how cheap and easy it was. For about $10-15, I could make myself a HUGE amount of detergent. To put it into perspective how much money you’ll save, I bought my supplies for it two years ago and still haven’t run out! I highly recommend this for college witches or witches on a budget.

I wanted to share this with you all, and I’d love to hear how you guys decide to make yours!

Recipe to Make 2 Gallons of Homemade Liquid Laundry Detergent:

What You’ll Need:

  • 1 cup Borax
  • 1 cup Washing Soda (both can be found in most grocery stores, such as Meijer or Walmart)
  • 1 bar of soap, any kind you’d like!
  • Optional: an essential oil of your choice 

Materials:

  • The largest pot you have
  • Something to stir with
  • Cheese grater 
  • Two empty gallon containers (milk jugs work great for this)

How to Make: 

1. Grate your one bar of soap with your cheese grater. Personally, this is my favorite part! Its always so pretty. 

2. Fill up one of your gallon jugs with water, and pour into your pot. Turn the heat on high. You could also add infused water, moon water, snow water, etc. 

3. Pour your grated soap into the pot and stir until the soap is completely dissolved. This might take a few minutes!

4. Add the 1 cup Borax and 1 cup Washing Soda and continue to stir until all ingredients are dissolved. If you have any other ingredients you would like to add, such as herbs or other laundry-safe substances, this is where I would do it. 

5. Bring the mixture to a boil. Be warned though, watch this closely! Turn off heat as soon as you see the mixture boiling and starting to rise. I’ve walked away from this before and came back to a overflowing mess due to the bubbles that start forming. If this starts to happen, turn off the heat and blow on it.

6. Make sure the heat is turned off and fill up a gallon jug with cold water. Add the cold water to the pot and stir well (clockwise for the witches in the northern hemisphere!). If you have an essential oil you would like to add, allow the detergent to cool slightly and then you can add 15-20 drops, or more if you’d like a stronger smell. 

Your detergent should be bubbly and smell wonderful at this point! 

7. Allow the detergent to cool enough so that if you spill it, it won’t burn you. Then carefully spoon or funnel the detergent into your 2 one-gallon containers. If you spill any on your skin, rinse it off with water as soon as you’re done, especially if you’re someone with sensitive skin. 

Allow up to 24 hours for your detergent to thicken completely. It will be thick upon first use once it has cooled, but if you can’t pour it easily, you can stick the end of a wooden spoon into the container to break it up a little. Shake well before each use and you should be good to go!

To Use: 

Pour between ½ - 1 cup of detergent into each load. Sometimes for extra dirty loads I just pour in as much as I want. It’s so cheap to make I never worry about using too much! 

I really hope that everyone finds this as amazing as I do! I love this wonderful stuff. I really enjoy adding some witchy element into my laundry. 

Blessed be, my loves!

Cassandra Pentaghast Under Shirt & Vest

This is for the anon who asked about the undershirt (and vest) for my Cassandra cosplay! Again, I am not great at explaining so here are more pictures! Luckily, I took quite a few of my progress! :)

For Cassandra’s undershirts, I did a long sleeve shirt (top right photo) and a vest with pointed sleeves (bottom right). I had to start with the undershirt first so that I could figure out both the vest and the armour, and how they all looked layered on top of one another. I do most of my patterning from scratch but I am sure there are quite a few patterns out there that work as a base to start with. I always do mock-ups with cheap fabric first to make sure the fit/size is right - which you can see in the first pictures below!

I wanted the look of Cassandra’s ‘seamless’ collar (top left & right), so I added front panels and facings to my undershirt with the seams for the collar only on the shoulders and back (where the seams would be hidden). The brown collar straps (bottom left) are sewn into one of the side collar seams and then wrapped around the neck and closed with snaps. The brown straps are also tacked down so they stay in place. The white strap behind is just tacked down and stuck in place with velcro. The shirt is closed with a simple zipper and hook and eye (bottom right) which you can’t see once the whole costume is on.

The sleeves were one of the hardest parts of the costume for me. I wanted to imitated the look of leather stitching on the sleeve seams (top left) but since the arms are an area with lots of tension and my base fabric has some stretch to it, I used wide flat elastic so I would be able to move my arms and so it wouldn’t pull. Next, I had to do the criss cross straps on the arms (top right & bottom left). This part was basically a lot of trial and error of getting the straps to sit flat and not move around too much while wearing them but still having movement in my arms. The undervest (bottom right) was pretty simple; using a raglan style sleeve and stiff fabric I was able to get the pointed shoulders to sit nicely. (I found the quilted purple fabric and HAD TO use it even though no one would actually see it as part of the costume. :P) The collar was made with the same purple as the undershirt and a thick interfacing + batting to make it stand up on its own. I finished the vest with lining and raw edge bias binding and the front is closed using a leather cord and grommets.

Here are a couple of extra details. Back of undervest (top left), adding grommets to the arm straps (top right), elbow patch on sleeve (bottom left), pointed shoulder detail on vest with studs and stitching (bottom right).

You can also find my Cassandra Pentaghast Breastplate & Backplate Armour Mini ‘Tutorial’ HERE and also some costume close-ups HERE!

Thanks so much for your questions and comments!
-jj-dreamworldz

anonymous asked:

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Originally posted by whyparkjimin

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You stared at your friends, mouth gaping open so wide you were sure flies could fly through and live there forever.

“Strippers? You hired strippers? You’re getting married in a week and you hired strippers?” You wondered incredulously, looking at everyone. They shrugged, downing the last of the alcohol in each of their cups.

“They’ll be here soon (Y/N). Nothing bad will happen, just a little naked boy fun.” You friend, the bride-to-be replied. She wore a cheap dollar store veil, make up dark and outfit hotter than most. The music was a little louder than expected, and you suddenly felt a head ache coming on. They’d lied to get you up here, feigning they only wanted to have a little fun in the hotel room instead of the bar before the night ended. You’d willingly agreed, until they dropped this bomb on you.

“They’ll only be on you…right?”

“Sure,” she promised, handing you another glass and giving you the eyes until you finished it in one gulp. The buzzing in your stomach calmed your mind slightly, but you were still feeling a little too sober to be comfortable with men coming into one of the many  hotel rooms the 9 of you and your friends had rented for the night.

As you sat around the large suite, anxiously awaiting the 10 men coming to the room, you had downed another glass, but decided to stop there. You had enough alcohol in your system to at least keep a straight face as your friends enjoyed themselves, so you didn’t drink anymore with the fear of wanting to join them when you got too drunk.

There was a light tap on the door, and one of your friends shot up, hurrying over to answer it as a few of your other friends stuck their heads together. They happily chattered away. You sighed, leaning over to pick up the bottle of alcohol but deciding against it once the 10 of them walked through.

“Look who’s joined us!” Your friend walked in after them, looking as pleased as ever before returning to her seat once more. They all looked good, wearing dark clothes. Their bodies were toned underneath the tight shirts, bulging bodies just dying to be shown. One of the men pointedly watched you, bottom lip stuck between his teeth as he grinned.

You looked away, crossing your arms and sighing deeply.

“Evening, ladies.” The man at the front announced. Your friends all passively smiled at them, twinkling their fingers shyly. You frowned in disgust, knowing how each of them were in fact not truly acting this way on the inside.

“So, we’re all comfortable with this?” The same man asked, to which everyone nodded around the room, except for you. Still, they got the gist of it. They were here for money, so they didn’t care how you felt about them stripping and dancing on furniture.

“Great,” he sounded pleased, voice dropping an octave as he leaned over to your friend and whispered something in her ear. She perked up, nodding.

“Different music? Yeah, sure, go ahead. By all means, be my guest.”

He pulled free his phone, walking over to where the music your friends had provided before switching out the tune with a slower, more sensual beat that had everyone making ooh and aah noises. Your friends had taken the liberty to dim the room to only two lamps in the corners and close all the blinds to conceal the bustling city at night, to which you were rather glad for.

And then you heard a tearing noise. Your friends all began squealing, and you stood up, your stomach feeling empty as you were ready to stride from the room.

But you were pushed down into your chair.

“Where are you going, baby?” The one that had been watching you cooed. His orange hair was bright and fluffy even in the darkness, and you felt a blush creep up to conceal your whole face in tinged redness. Your breath hitched as he pulled his shirt up over his head, discarding it onto your lap. The man’s smile grew wider, eyes making half moon circles as he watched your chest heave unevenly at his closeness.

“You weren’t leaving, were you?” He wondered again, leveling his face wish you. You shook your head many times, and the man leaned back, gently swaying with the music as he pulled free the belt encircling the slacks on his legs. Everything else seemed to slow around you, the music flooding your ears as you watched him undress, eyes boring into yours intensely even though his expression was lighthearted.

The music seemed to get louder as the sounds changed, bass shaking the floor. Your eyes scoured his body while he undressed, the way his muscles flexed even at the slightest of movements. You found yourself swiping your tongue across your lips, moistening them as he ran his fingers up your arm. A trail of goosebumps was left in the wake of his fingers. The man stopped touching you, finally able to pull free his pants and dispose of them onto the floor. He winked at you, dropping to his knees. You leaned forward, but he pushed you back into the chair.

“The name’s Jimin,” he said over the music, hair bouncing slightly as he leaned closer to your crushed together legs. “and I’m here to make you so wet you won’t want to remember it.”

Jimin’s hands gently landed on your knee’s, pulling them apart. You gasped, thanking the heavens you’d worn shorts instead of a dress as he gently lodged his body between your legs and worked his whole body to the beat of the music.

Unable to tear your eyes away, you watched him, frozen to your seat as Jimin threw his whole body into the thrusts.

Jimin finally stopped, placing his hand on the back of the chair to hold his body close to you. His aroma was sweet, cinnamon apples with a hint of sex mingled in between. Your eyes strained to see his face in the darkness, as Jimin’s free hand began to play with your own.

“What’s your name, sweetheart?” He mulled into your ear, hot breath hitting your lobe and sending a frenzy through you. Still, you leaned a bit closer to him, hand running up to his shoulder to steady his body against yours.

“(Y/N),” you murmured into his ear, and he hummed in response. 

“Beautiful name for a beautiful girl. Let me take care of you, okay?” He ran his thumb across your bottom lip, down your face and to your shoulder. Jimin’s hand trailed down to the hand on his shoulder, before he began to pull it down his body. Your fingers almost dug into his tight muscles, the mere feeling of his blazing skin against yours leaving a sense of tingling in the tips of your fingers.

You sighed when Jimin let go of your hand when hitting the last piece of fabric on his body, giving you the sign to pull away. Looking back up at him, Jimin lazily raked fingers through his bangs and rubbed both of his moist lips together. He leaned away from you, picking up his leg and splaying it across one of your spread thighs.

You watched as Jimin’s wide smile grew dark, eyebrows raising in fraudulent innocence. His fingers gently combed through your hair and rested on the back of your head, pulling your face a mere inches away from his concealed length.

Jimin’s body rolled, slow, long rolls that brought him even closer to your face. Your mouth gaped open, and you swore you heard your friends calling your name in encouragement. Your fingers dug into his thighs, holding him there.

When he’d finished with that, Jimin spread both of his legs, straddling your thighs without sitting down. More body rolling, except this time your hands were running all along his body.

“Had enough?” He wondered, voice smug and full of confidence. You were stunned into silence, watching Jimin lean back down to your ear. He brushed hair out of your face, gently patting it down.

“I’ll clock out early if it means you’re with me.” He murmured quietly. Jimin’s face dropped onto your neck, his lips pressing a feather light kiss.

“Mm,” you clamped your lips shut, pushing his shoulders away to watch him. His eyes were hooded with lust, watching you eagerly decide.

What was two less people to a party?

You looked past Jimin, making sure everyone was occupied by their men before slipping from the room. Jimin was soon to follow, only wearing his pants and carrying the shirt in his hands as he followed you.

“My hotel room is down the hall.” You barely had time to turn around before his hands were around you, lips pressing into your bare shoulder.

“Lead the way.” His fingers lingered in your shirt a moment, before trailing up to your breasts. You pushed Jimin off, turning the door knob to your room and opening the door. Whirling to face Jimin, he immediately took handfuls of your ass and squeezed. You arched into him, fingers pressing into his chest. Jimin’s hands fell down to your thighs, spreading them apart and picking you up. His lips met yours hard, roughly dominating your own rather quickly as he carried you into the room. The slamming of the door caused you to jump, but you didn’t tear away from him for a single moment.

His lips found your neck as he shoved you against the wall, kissing and sucking for a very long time. Some how, you managed to get your shirt off and threw it across the room, giving Jimin a moment to find somewhere proper to put you down.

The sofa in the middle of the room, looking out onto the city lights was enough for him. He sat down onto it, you straddling his hips. You felt Jimin kick his pants off again, his bulge pressing to your center.

When your hips began to grind against him, Jimin laid his head back and groaned, hands tightly gripping your thighs.

You pressed your breasts into his face, and Jimin’s hand snaked around your back to get the clip undone. He watched you as he pulled it down your shoulders and off your arms, slinging it back toward the front door.

Again, you rolled your body on him, but Jimin held you close to him, mouth capturing a nipple while he toyed with the other, tweaking and fondling it. You continued to move your lower body to meet with his, the friction driving him crazy hard.

“Enough…Stop.” He breathed, letting your nipple free as he tugged at your shorts. You stood up, dropping them to your ankles and stepping out of them. Jimin sucked in a breath when you turned your back to him, dropping your panties not long after.

You didn’t hear him stand up, but Jimin’s arms wrapped around your torso and pulled you on to his now naked body as well. You sat in his lap, feeling his hands glide up and down your skin, down your arms, along your thighs, all the way until his finger made a long stripe up your middle.

You leaned your head back onto his shoulder, feeling Jimin take nips and kisses out of it. His free hand fondled your breast lightly, while his finger pressed against your clit, rubbing hard circles into it. You gasped at the sudden pressure, digging your fingernails into his arms.

“Don’t be so tense, baby…” He soothed, dipping the end of his finger inside of you but pulling it out. “I said I’d take care of you if you let me.”

Jimin pressed two fingers in easily, slowly bringing them out and pushing back in with more force the second, third, and fourth time. You relaxed under his fingers, and Jimin curled them. You moaned quietly, leaning into his fingers. He pulled out.

“Ride me,” he instructed, gently pushing you up so you’d turn around. His hands cradled your face to his, kissing you again as you were pulled onto his lap. Jimin’s hands moved from your face, brushing your hair away from your collarbone. His lips pressed there, moving down in harmony with his hands, finding their way against your hips as he leveled you with his length. Jimin eased you down onto him.

You wrapped your arms around his shoulders, biting your bottom lip to keep from moaning as you moved your hips. Jimin released a low groan, teeth working at any part of your body so he could to quiet himself.

His body was moving to meet your thrusts and his hands forced your hips to take him fully. The way he entered you soon becoming erratic. You whimpered when Jimin forcefully slammed you down onto him, making you bounce up and down his dick.

You continued for a time, until allowing Jimin to push you down onto your back, his hands out stretched to the sides of your head and his length never leaving you once. Your core was churning at the feeling of him, and you tightened around him harder with every thrust. 

Jimin’s breath was hot and shallow against your neck, exhaling every thrust inward and hitching as he pulled out. Your hands shifted from around his neck to his back, fingernails digging into him so you could advance with every movement Jimin made. Your breathing came out in short bursts, loud, harsh intakes that sometimes mulled into moans or deep whimpers.

The feeling of your fingernails pressing into his back was a little harsh you knew, and Jimin let his head lull forward onto your shoulder, groaning against your skin and leaving a tingling sensation behind. His cock was pulsing within you and his thrusts were harder than before.

Jimin gave you a tight lipped sigh as he grew nearer, moving harder than faster. He leaned back and gripped your thigh with one hand, slinging if over his shoulder. You couldn’t help it, the moans slipping past your lips were caused by the unbearable pleasure he was giving you. Jimin bit his lip, eyes roaming your body with small grunts still flying from his throat.

“You tightening like that will make me cum, (Y/N).” He breathed roughly, lip curling back to reveal his teeth. Jimin’s head tipped back, mouth hanging open as his orgasm was quickly approaching. The knot in your core was tighter, hotter and your walls clenched so tightly Jimin ended up finishing first.

The feeling of him releasing inside of you had caused you to cave, your orgasm rushing out full force and the your moan filling the room, his name rolling off the tip of your tongue. When Jimin pulled out, you held onto him still, hands freely feeling his body until the both of you had calmed your breathing. His lips gently soothed the marks he had left on your neck and shoulders.

“I think they might have noticed we left…” Jimin admitted with a chuckle, leaning over the sofa to slide his boxers and shirt back on. You sat up, running a hand along his shoulders.

“Just tell them I asked for a one on one show,” you bit your lip. Jimin glanced over at you, smirking cutely. His eyes took the shape of half moons and you couldn’t help but laugh at the way his face looked too childishly innocent after he’d danced on you provocatively, or even dominated you in a way you liked so much.

“I don’t normally do this with clients,” he sighed, running a hand through his hair. You hummed in response, happy with the way he answered.

“Would this ever happen again with a certain client?”

Jimin looked out the window, snorting slightly before standing up. He didn’t turn to you before answering. “Depends.”

“On what?”

“On if you’ll answer my call when you give me your number.”

4

First of all I’m scared/flattered that I manage to look good without make up and with a cheap wig with like 2 locks, well, IT’S A-ME, LO(s)! I may actually give her a try but only in the future, and only if I found a Shura, in order to take part in some serious contest. It also makes me think of Madame Red and Mulan (my face). (?) But Bri looks better, obviously. ♥

However, this bob cut has been sacrificed for a mullet, or something that pretends to be a mullet. The colour is slightly different from the other wig, but that’s ok. I guess for a fan it won’t be difficult to recognise the redheaded classic gold saint, but I can already imagine people’s weird questions. Good.

Ps. the bust is for my Milo cosplay. I’m aware it looks scary and that mask does, too. (I haven’t said this yet, but it’s implicit I’m not going to wear any fucking mask for Camus, ma mi faccia il piacere! LOL)

Poolside! Luke

So I just realised…I personally haven’t written a Luke smut on my account its all been Liv! :))

Words: 2K

Warning: Swearing, Blowjob, eatingout, squirting…

Summary: SWim swIM fucK fUCk

“You coming in?” Luke whined from the swimming pool. He was resting against the side with a hand wrapped around a bottle of beer. His blonde hair in a sidewards fringe and his nails painted black from when I did them last night. Overall he looked amazing with the sun blazing down on his slightly tanner skin. 

“Baby I just got back from shopping” I said waving my arms around which were carrying a few (I say a few I had seven) shopping bags. Sometimes I just get carried away. Luke likes to treat me and I’m not saying I like to spend my boyfriends money, I’m actually a keep scate. I always buy cheap make-up that are knock off of normal make and buy my underwear from cheap shop. Unless Luke buys me it, the ones he buys are so beautiful and expensive. 

“Jesus what did you buy?”

“Ok so I bought some lipstick and I bought this really cute swimming costume and a sexy one too which I think you’ll like I also-”

“Put the sexy swimming costume on and get your beautiful body in this pool” he grinned taking a sip of his beer

“You sure do have a way with words Mr Hemming's”

“Please the boys went out and I’m so lonely” He sighed pouting his pink lips at me. I faked annoyance and crossed my arms which made him giggle. He knew I couldn’t deny his pouty face even if I tried. 

“Fine, give me a few minutes” He cheered and I walked inside our luxury villa. It was a beautiful white stone villa with 3 rooms, I was sharing with Luke, Calum and Michael were sharing and because Ashton is the oldest he got his own room. The boys had been offered a well deserved holiday after there tour and it was to the beautiful Hawaii. You’d always wanted to go to Hawaii and always complained to the boys when they didn’t go and tour there. Today you’d been sight seeing the shopping mall. Not by yourself, two years ago your cousin had moved out here and you hadn’t seen her in a long time. She’d met Luke a few nights ago and she even taught him how to surf a little. But today it was just a girly day and Luke hates shopping anyway. 

I walked into your une-suite and placed the shopping bags on the bed taking off my shoes. I pulled off my t-shirt putting it onto the bed neatly. I opened up the bag with the bikini in, it was a black bikini with a silver chain around the waist, when you walked into the shop where it was you weren’t really expecting to get a bikini because you already had three, but when you tried it on you knew Luke would absolutely love it. So of course I had to get it. I took off my bra swapping it for the bikini top and strapping it up, making sure to push my boobs up. I pulled down my jeans along with my panties and put on the bikini pants. I looked over at the mirror and smiled, I looked good. I smirked walking out of our une-suit and outside.

I walked up to the pool Luke wasn’t facing me so I stood opened legged and wedged my bikini further up making sure to show my ass. I walked by the edge of a pool flinging my hair over my shoulder.

“Lukey” I whined, he turned his head a round doing a double take.

“Oh fuck me” he moaned swimming over to the side of the pool I was stood at. 

“You like my costume Lukey?” 

“Yeah get in here” he licked his lips as I bent down sitting on the edge and sliding in. His hands immediately went to my waist bringing me closer to him, I wrapped my arms around his neck looking deeply into his eyes and fluttering my eyelashes. He leant his head on mine and pecked my lips. 

“You look amazing baby” he whispered in his oh so sexy raspy voice. I bit my lip feeling his hands stroke over my body in the water, he was admiring my body feeling all my curves and sensually looking into my eyes. He moved his hands to the curve of my breast, tucking it under the bikini top and rubbing his finger over my nipple. I gave out a deep breath as he pinched it between his fingers. He took his hand out of my bikini top and moving to my ass. He pulled me closer so my legs wrapped around his waist as pushed me up against the pool side. 

“You’re so sexy” he moaned grinding into me. The water around us swished over the edge dripping into the vents. Luke stared directly in my eyes edge his puffy pink lips forward and kissed me once again, the warmth of his mouth sent a current running through my body. His soft lips were warm contrasted against the coldness of the swimming pool water. He swiped his tongue over my lips, entering his tongue into my mouth and moaned slowly grinded are wet bodies together. He reached around untying my bikini top and left it floating in the pool. He kissed down my chest down to where the water touched the bottom of my boobs. He sucked his way back up, sucking hard around my boobs and swiping his tounge over the light purple marks he was leaving. He then cradled my boob in his hand, they fitted perfectly as he squeezed them and attaching his lips to my neck.

“Lukey feels good” I whimpered as he rolled my nipple between his thumb and finger. My hips thrusted into Luke as I leant my head back, making sure to dig my nails into his freckled shoulders. 

“Baby, I want you to suck me off” Luke whispered into my hair and nibbling onto my ear. I smiled pushing him off me, he grabbed a hold of the side and jumped up as I saw in between his legs. I ran my fingers up his wet legs feeling the water droplets on his blonde hairs. Today he was wearing his dip dyed dark blue to light blue swimming trunk which match his beautiful blue eyes. I grabbed string untying it and tucking my hand under the waist band pulling his wet swim trunks down his legs and letting them float in pool along with my bikini top. I ran my hand over his dick aver his balls and along his long pale dick. 

Lukes dick was so pretty, the sun making the small freckles that surrounded it more promanate along with blonde hairs. I ran my fingers over his balls grabbing the base of his dick and tugging on it lightly. I licked over his tip whilst continuing to jerk him off.

“Y/N, baby please” Luke muttered rotating his hips around. I moaned sucking onto his tip and making my way down his dick making me slightly gag when I got to the base. I nestled my nose in his blonde hairs whilst pulling back up and bobbing my head and coating his dick in my salvia. 

“Shit, feelings fucking incredible baby”

“Taste so nice Lukey” I said flashing him a smile and a lip bite. I licked back over his dick and taking it whole in my mouth and rolling his balls in my hand. I choked on his dick slightly coughing but then sucking back onto it, squeezing the base in my other hand. I pumped his dick around the base whilst inhaling through my nose. 

“S-stop babe” 

“Aww why?” I pouted, stroking his dick

“Because I’m going to cum, I don’t really want to cum like this”

“Oh” I smiled

Luke jumped back in he pool as we switched places so now I was sat on the side with my feet dangling in. Luke undid the bow and pulled my bikini pants, throwing the pants next to me causing it to splash all over me. I grounded and Luke just laughed at me tucking his head in-between my thighs and licking a bold stripe to my pussy. I let out a shiver and ran my hands through Lukes wet hair as he nuzzled against my pussy sucking onto my clit.

“Oh my god Luke” I moaned grinding my pussy into his face. He sucked onto my clit looking up at me and winking sliding his tongue up and down my fold slurping all my juices. He smirked at me circling his tongue around my entrance and flicking over my folds.

“Please stop teasing” I whined pushing his face closer to my pussy. I heard him laugh as he delved his tongue into my heat. I let out a load groan leaning back and clenching the side of the pool with my hands. His tongue moved in me at a rapid pace and I felt it rub against my walls. Both his arms came around my thighs making me fall back as he pulled me closer to his face burrowing his tongue deeper into my pussy. 

“Luke I’m going to cum”

“Then cum” he said huskily, his lip ring putting pressure on my clit as he slurped my juices and fucked his tongue into me rapidly. I came around his tongue flopping onto his body and stuttering into his face. I slowly grinded into his mouth as he sucked in my juices. I ran my hands through his hair pulling him  back and looking at his rosy blown lips.

I climbed down from the side swinging my legs over likes waist and my arms around his neck grabbing a hold of the small hairs on the back of it. He grabbed a hold of his dick rubbing it between my folds and pushing it into my hole letting out several curse words and moans of my name. He pushed me once again up the side of the pool sliding in and out of my hole at the fastest pace he could go with the water splashing everywhere. 

He grabbed my legs and held them up over his shoulders and grinded into me. The best thing about this was Luke was so tall and so broad that he could touch the bottom of the pool and keep us still even though the water made it slower. 

“Lukey, harder and deeper” Luke growled pushing me out of the swimming pool and climbed out clambered his wet body over mine. I watched him enter his dick into my wet pussy and thrust into me once again. He grabbed a hold of my wet boobs squeezing them and groaning as his dick glided in and out of me. I felt his tip hit my g-spot and I wrapped my legs around his waist linking my hands with Luke which were still attached to my boobs. 

“Fuck so beautiful” he stuttered 

“Im going to cum again baby”

“Same baby, come on three” He whined he closed his eyes and started to count. He looked so fucking hot, his hair covering his face and water droplets coming down over his face and running down his body. He had his lip ring in-between his lips and his eyes clamped shut. 

“Three” he whispered squeezing a hold of my hands and moaning out my name. I came with him closing my eyes and letting the pleasure take over. I opened my eyes looking at Luke who was already pulling out of me and looking at me with a smirk.

“What?”

“You just squirted” Luke said grinning at me.

“Oh my god” I said covering my face.

“No baby it was hot” He said kissing my lips and stroking my thighs where my remains of my orgasms were. I smiled picking up my wet panties and fishing out my bikini top as he did the same. 

“DID YOU JUST CONTAMINATE THE POOL?” Michael shouted from inside the villa.


A/N DO YOU KNOW HOW TEMPTING IT WAS TO PUT ‘BIKINI BOTTOMS’ BUT THE I WAS LIKE NO POOR SPONGEBOB

IRrational comments again...

“She looks so sad on her wedding day…”

Oh yeah. She’s marrying the man she loved since the academy, her best friend, the one she wanted to stop her going with the Kuchikis, the one she “got-back-how-they-were”, the only one who held her in his arms, bridal style; the one who carried her on his back, his partner in battles, the one who is always by her side, etc. Oh yeah, she’s so miserable that had sex with her childhood friend and gave birth his child. 

I think you don’t know Rukia as well as you thought… Do you seriously think she could be weak enough to marry someone she doesn’t love? C’mon! She’s the strong and determined Rukia Kuchiki, isn’t she?

Stop making up an stupid and cheap soap-opera about this. 

Well, it’s pointless to arguee with IRrational people. :v