Customer: I want to get a friend for my betta! He’s in his big tank all alone! He’s lonely 😞
Me: we don’t recommend housing bettas with other fish - they’re extremely territorial
Customer: yeah but, he can’t have ANY friends? He’s lonely!
Me: I’m certain that your fish is perfectly content to have the tank to itself
Customer: OH? Did you take Betta Psychology 101 in college?