make up basic

Customer: I want to get a friend for my betta! He’s in his big tank all alone! He’s lonely 😞
Me: we don’t recommend housing bettas with other fish - they’re extremely territorial
Customer: yeah but, he can’t have ANY friends? He’s lonely!
Me: I’m certain that your fish is perfectly content to have the tank to itself
Customer: OH? Did you take Betta Psychology 101 in college?

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“I have seen her. Walking across the courtyard from her first class this morning, her expression thoughtful, her book bag casually thrown over her shoulder. I had seen photographs, of course; I knew she wore clunky glasses and her hair in a youthful dreadlock style, that her clothes would be dynamic and colorful. I knew she would be 1.63 meters tall, that she would weigh 50kg, that she was coming away from a neurobiology class; I knew what to expect…But I was not prepared for her insouciant manner, the way she squinted and smiled up at the gathering rainclouds, aware of the gray weather in a way that the other students missed, immersed in their phones or conversations. I did not think she would kick at a pile of leaves. She walks loosely, comfortable in her skin, her face as open and expressive as Ms Hendrix’s is closed.” - from the diary of Dr. Delphine Cormier.

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I’ve been in a Teru mood lately

also I couldn’t pick just one palette…idk, which one do people like best?

“I want to know you.”

ART TIP: Keep a balance between digital and traditional art

because there are things traditional art will teach you that digital art won’t, and the same goes the other way

Lame adaptations and sequels are always like, “how can Mina go back to her stifling Victorian marriage after her experience with the dark, seductive Dracula??”

Meanwhile, Mina marries her best friend, who she’s known since they were children, who she share common interests with, they build a home together, work as partners, make immense sacrifices for each other, support each other through their traumas.

Guys, a marriage isn’t stifling and restrictive just because two people… get along, I guess?

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secondaries!

gotta dig that plumber/miner/electrician/gardener aesthetics right

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BeFoUr is a song recorded by British singer and songwriter Zayn for his debut solo studio album, Mind of Mine (2016). [..] The song is noted for Malik’s high-reaching falsetto during the song’s middle eight section. Lyrically, the song talks about the story of a man who has finally broken out on his own, and also addresses critics of his career with his former band One Direction and how he felt frustrated and suffocated during the time he was with the band. - src.

It’s been ONE YEAR since the release of Befour on 17th March 2016. 

when your best friend is a tiny unstoppable force and you know that one day hes going to make the world a better place

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The white road

I am 24 when my doctor tells me that I was abused. She doesn’t tell me what happened to me, or plant any memories that weren’t already there. She takes what I have told her and she puts it all inside those six letters, that one word.

Before she takes my memories and gives me that word, I tell her that I have made the appointment because I want to know why I can’t stand being touched. I tell her that I’m 24 and I’m sick of flinching when shop assistants hand me my change, just in case their fingers brush against my palm and there is that fire again, the one that rushes up from my bone to the membrane of my skin any time it comes into contact that I wasn’t expecting. I tell her that I have been trying to do this properly, from dating to everything else, and it’s like I’m blocked. It’s like I’m missing a piece of myself that makes me an adult, or perhaps even a human, and I don’t know where it’s gone.

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