make me taller

“it’s okay! we can still take these chumps!
star and i haven’t even unleashed our secret weapon!

redraw of this!!!! vvvvv

theyre so cute im gonna cryy

knitting a blanket & suddenly not sure how big blankets are supposed to be. 12 feet across? 15??

anonymous asked:

Akaashi, please tell Futakuchi to CHILL

futakuchi has been adequately chilled… just kidding, he unplugged the fridge to get in there. akaashi has learned to keep a closer eye on him from now on

I’m a graphic artist, and several of my clients are politicians. Here are some of the requests they’ve made.

Client: Make me thinner.

Client: Give me more hair.

Client: Remove the bags under my eyes.

Client: Use this photo of my face, but put me in the suit from this magazine—you know, like paper dolls.

Client: I love this old photo of me, but my ex-wife is in it. Take her out and put in my current wife.

Client: Here’s a photo of me debating my opponent. Make me look taller than him. Also, could you make it look like he’s sweating?

Client: It’s important everyone sees how family-oriented I am. Make my wife stand out more. Now make my kids stand out more. Now make me stand out more, because now you can’t tell I’m the focal point.

The best, though, is that this has been an exchange I’ve had with every politician client.

Client: Above all, this has to be unique!

Me: Understood.

Client: Great. Now use the American flag as a background, and make the text red and blue.

rebuilding genji’s body

mercy: alright these are all the organs we could salvage
genji: cool thanks
genji: dr. ziegler i need you to do me a favour
mercy: of course genji, what is it?
genji: ok can you go find my brother hanzo
genji: you dont have to bring him in or kill him or anything just find him
genji: find him and find out how tall he is
genji: keep it in mind when you make my legs
genji: because i need you to make me one inch taller than him
genji: exactly ONE inch taller
genji: just barely enough so you can TELL im taller than him
genji: no more no less
mercy, who has been working for 10 hours straight:
 [inhales deeply]
mercy: [exhales slowly]
mercy: [pinches bridge of nose]
mercy: …aight dude

kakairu + team 7 requested by the lovely alieng0d 


(Last progress pic until I’m actually wearing the cosplay!)
Cape is done, and the dress is almost completed–I just have to do the applique and beading on the chest, which should be all finished after work today.
The Bulwark Staff is also done, but the venue in Nashville doesn’t allow props, so I will have to leave it for the live show. I’ll be sure to get photos with it, though.


not what you had in mind @ellobo17 but here, dumb dense ikemen ocean duo & flustered kaichous (っ´ω`)ノ


So either this is going to end up as a small, single paged, comic ooor end up in a collage of doodles. Who knows. All we know is Soc Isa is babysitting greaser Roxas (who is 19 in the au) while Axel is somewhere.

Sorry if its blurry, the image itself is actually pretty small.

This Greaser!au was created by @firebandit-shitposts