make me taller

rebuilding genji’s body

mercy: alright these are all the organs we could salvage
genji: cool thanks
genji: dr. ziegler i need you to do me a favour
mercy: of course genji, what is it?
genji: ok can you go find my brother hanzo
genji: you dont have to bring him in or kill him or anything just find him
genji: find him and find out how tall he is
genji: keep it in mind when you make my legs
genji: because i need you to make me one inch taller than him
genji: exactly ONE inch taller
genji: just barely enough so you can TELL im taller than him
genji: no more no less
mercy, who has been working for 10 hours straight:
 [inhales deeply]
mercy: [exhales slowly]
mercy: [pinches bridge of nose]
mercy: …aight dude

You know, I want a show that gives us the first time Cybertronians see snow.

And I want them to behave like animals experiencing snow for the first time.

“It’s cold!”

“It’s doesn’t hurt!”

“It’s fluffy!”

“Its– whoop! [KLUNK]– it’s slick!”

[sticks out glossa, tastes] “It’s primarily made up of dihydrogen monoxide.”

“What if I just– aww, feel around like this [swirling hands in it]– AAAAAAHHH!”

“Throw it! Throw it on me!” [FWOUMP]

“HAHA! LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!” [making snow… circles, loose snow is flung every-which-way]

[sputtering] “H-Hey, watch it!”

“Make me taller!” [someone short is getting turned into the Earth’s largest snowman]

“Come outside!”

[steps one pede in, takes it out] “NO.”

[muffled, under snowpile] “A little help?”

“UGH I can’t FLY in THIS!”

“Heads up, glitches!” [snowballs whizzing past]

“Huh?” [BIFF– hit with snowball]


[snowball fight ensues]

There’s this really pretty girl that’s a regular at my work and she always asks for me to make her drink and she calls me babe and I get so flustered every time like why is this beautiful goddess speaking to a mere mortal such as myself

Since Molly’s almost an entire foot shorter than Sherlock, I guarantee that if they were ever dating and got into a proper fight, Molly would not hesitate to stop, leave the room, come back with a chair and stand on it before continuing to shout at Sherlock with her hands on her hips.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe {Sentence Starters}

  • “Are you all right? You look awful.”
  • “We could play hide and seek?”
  • “Oh, don’t waste my time with flattery!”
  • “I’m a little disappointed in you.”
  • “Why are they all staring at us?”
  • “You know, that doesn’t really rhyme.”
  • “I’m not as young as I once was.”
  • “Can you make me taller?”
  • “All the same, best to keep your eyes open.”
  • “What do they teach in schools these days?”
  • “When are you gonna learn to do as you’re told?”
  • “You’ve been sneaking second helpings, haven’t you?”
  • “I’m not who you all think I am.”
  • “Not to seem rude, but I wasn’t actually talking to you.”
  • “Be still, stranger, or you’ll never move again!”
  • “You’re not going to kill me?”
  • “Maybe they think you look funny.”
  • “I’m just trying to be realistic!”
  • “You can’t have done anything that bad.”
  • “Numbers do not win a battle.”
  • “Why can’t you think about anyone but yourself?”
  • “You could have got us killed!”
  • “It’s the world, dear. Did you expect it to be small?”
  • “How do I know your promise will be kept?”
  • “How would it be if you came and had tea with me?”
  • “You should have brought a map!”
  • “That’s a valuable bit of information, don’t you think?”

It’s almost midnight and I can’t stop thinking about Bitty, tipsy and frustrated with how tall Holster is

There’s a Haus party

Bitty is taking a break from the dance floor when he and Holster bump into each other in the crowded living room.

Holster puts his arm around Bitty’s shoulder and leads them to an open space against the wall. “Better?”

“Thanks,” Bitty laughs. They’re out of the way of most the party goers but it’s still crowded and Bitty has to lean back to look up at Holster and, lord, he just goes up and up.

“Good lord,” Bitty mutters.

“What?” Holster shouts over the music, leaning down.

“You’re so,” Bitty knows how tall Holster is, obviously he knows, but now they’re so close and Holster is leaning down to talk to him and honestly that’s ridiculous, and hot, and also a little infuriating.

Bitty leans up on his toes, just a little, it’s definitely not on purpose, and tries not to sound too accusatory when he says, “You’re so TALL.”

“Well, yeah,” Holster laughs. And loud, Bitty thinks.

“You’re almost, ALMOST, an entire foot taller than me. Nine AND A HALF inches! Holster, that’s unacceptable. Adam,” Bitty reaches up to grab Holsters face to look at him properly. “Adam Birkholtz. How dare you.”

“I - wha-”

“I need a drink.”

Gravity Falls Starter Sentences #1

  • “I’m telling you, something weird is going on in this town.”
  • “Unfortunately, my suspicions have been confirmed.”
  • “A human-sized hamster ball? I’m human-sized!”
  • “Wow, your little knees must be sore… from jumping to conclusions!”
  • “I successfully bedazzled my face!”
  • “I think I’m gonna go stare at a wall for a while and rethink everything.”
  • “I wanna put her in a headlock and make her feel pain!”
  • “The only thing we have to fear is gigantic, man-eating spiders!”
  • “Man, revenge is underrated - that felt awesome!”
  • “Come on, no one even uses millimeters! That only makes you taller than me in Canada!”
  • “I ate a man alive tonight.”
  • “You can run, but I’ll still be in your nightmares!”
  • “Is life just some kind of horrific joke without a punch line?”
  • “Come on, my Mom’s age-inappropriate romance novels aren’t gonna read themselves.”
  • “Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face!”
  • “Dinosaurs aren’t magic, they’re just big lizards! Get off my back.”
  • “Hey, is the kitchen supposed to have that much fire in it?”
  • “I will pay you to put your shirt back on.”
  • “I just wrestled myself. That was awkward.”
  • “Pain is hilarious!”
  • “Every time you compliment me, I get another highlight in my eyes!”
  • “Movies are great! You watch the movie, you scare the girl, the girl snuggles up next to you, next thing you know you gotta raise a kid, your life falls apart… Forget that last part.”
  • “There’s no cops in the forest. We take this to our graves.”
  • “Today I learned morality is relative.”
  • “I just wish summer could last forever…”
  • “I hate my dumb heart for making me feel things!”

tiny seraphim pt 2 where mikleo finds some elixir that makes him grow but hes still shorter than sorey

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Too bad Alolan sunlight won’t make me taller :/

[161130 EXO’rDIUM Tokyo Dome Day 1 Fanaccounts]

1. Suho: Wherever you guys are, we will run to you!!
Chen: Oh oh really?
Suho: Yeah it’s like some kinda car insurance
Suho: … I’m sorry
cr. LittleAriel13, chocohun94

2. Chen had a towel on his head and used Suho’s to wrap his waist
cr. princess_daeia

3. Chen: Because of this Tokyo concert, everyone prepared before coming. Suho-ssi, what did you prepare?
Suho: I dyed my hair
cr. maxiuxbb

4. Suho kept swirling his hands around then said “Oh why doesn’t it work?” and Chen asked “What magic are you doing?” then Suho said “Magic to make me taller!”
cr. LittleAriel13, chocohun94

5. They’re on a rising stage that just raised and Chen said, “Hey your magic worked, you got taller!”
cr. yuxisushi

6. Chen, Suho and Sehun came over to OP’s side. Suho was dancing lucky one choreo but Chen and Sehun just cheered him from behind instead of dancing
cr. yuxisushi