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Egotober, Day 08 - Bad news

Egotober list by @ego-surveillance-squad

Kind of just an excuse to draw the fandom’s newest baby…

BATIM headcanons!

Feeling a little sad atm, so I decided to write down those headcanons that I had 


  • Bendy acts very childish most of the time
  • He thinks that blood is red ink, so if you bleed near him he’ll ask you why there is red ink coming from your body
  • Very trusting at times
  • Calls Joey ‘Creator’
  • Loves to prank others
  • Bendy can hide in ink
  • Can sometimes have a tail, but sometimes he doesn’t 


  • Has at least 10 different types of those fake guns that have the bang flag in them
  • More mature than Bendy, but still likes to be mischievous
  • Sheep are friends, not food
  • Prepared for anything
  • Likes to try on Joey’s clothes sometimes
  • Loves all food

I might write more or draw some of these soon, but I hope you guys like them!

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Roman x Reader

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“What do you mean she’s still sick?” Roman growled out.


“I’m sorry Mr Godfrey there’s nothing more we can do.” The doctor stuttered.


“I’ve been paying you four thousand dollars a day to get her better not let her get sicker!” Roman yelled.


“I’m sorry sir…” The man tried but Roman shook his head.

“I will have you fired.” Roman warned as he stormed out of the building and slammed his way into his car.

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Diggin’ my new Yuri & Victor Putitto set ;)


Notes: This started as a joke that accidentally took three days to finish because it wouldn’t leave me alone. I’m almost sick of this guy’s face. (Almost!) I admit I had to skim some of these. (Spread, for example, is a truly rotten movie. I dare you not to skim it.) So I might have missed something, and you might have better info than me! Feel totally free to pass it along.

My original categories were “crying” (not tearing up, but actually shedding tears) “bloody” (open wounds or other blood) and “gay” (sex/kissing/other romantic contact with another dude); upon further review, however, he only actually cried in four titles (Law & Order, The Architect, Political Animals, and Kings). So: my new categories became “bloody” “gay” and “shirtless” (very important, self-explanatory). Kings still would have hit every last one of them. Kings has it all.

I counted all the Captain America stuff as a single title because it’s the same role. The titles I skipped (Red Doors, Rachel Getting Married, Gone, Black Swan) are extremely minor roles, save for Tony ‘n’ Tina’s Wedding, which I could not stream/download for love or money. (It’s on Amazon for eighty-three dollars, what the fuck?)


  • He’s bloody and/or shirtless more often than not. The only roles where he wasn’t either were Law & Order, The Architect, and Spread.
  • In both Kings and Political Animals he played the son of the leader of a country, who was involved with another man that had to remain a secret because one guy was closeted, and in which the non-closeted guy committed/attempted suicide after the closeted guy broke it off. In Kings, he played the closeted guy, and in Political Animals, he played the guy who attempted suicide. In The Architect he was also half of a gay couple where one party attempted suicide.
  • In both Law & Order and Captain America: The Winter Soldier he played a kidnapped/captured sniper-assassin who is brainwashed into forgetting his former life.
  • Prior to his role in Captain America: The Winter Soldier as a Russian-associated super-assassin, he spent most of Hot Tub Time Machine running around in the snow yelling about commies.
  • A good portion of his filmography takes place in New York City (Law & Order, Tony ‘n’ Tina’s Wedding, Red Doors, The Architect, The Education of Charlie Banks, Gossip Girl, Captain America), where (I think!) he currently lives.
  • The good news is my landlord bought a new washing machine for us after our old one (which we inherited from them) shat itself; he was just going to give us his old one (which is still pretty new) but decided to just get us a brand new one to go with the brand new dryer.
  • The bad news is it doesn’t have a time display so I’ll have no idea how long my clothes have got left or how long each cycle generally goes for.
  • The good news is I managed to get a rough idea of times from user reviews online.
  • The bad news is a lot of the cycles are ridiculously long (some in excess of three hours!!!), and the model we have doesn’t have a delay function (which would make the long cycle times less of a pain so I could start it overnight).

I never thought this would be something I’d have to say, but: WHY MAKE WASHING MACHINES WITHOUT TIME DISPLAYS AND GUIDE CYCLE TIMES???


does bighit think we print money or something?


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