make fun of everything

What do the Merc's Families want most?

The Mundys: The obvious. They want their son to be happy. In particular, they knew his upbringing was rough, so they wanted his future to be peaceful. Him taking over their farm. Mrs Mundy especially wants him to settle down and have children. But most importantly, they want him to be happy. They’re scared of his current profession due to the dangers and the chaos. He could die alone and in pain. He wouldn’t have lived fully. His mother worries whilst his father thinks it’s reckless and mad.

DeGroots: When his father was alive, he actively encouraged both demolition AND receiving injuries for it (which he referred to as the family trade or the DeGroot markings). His father was more like Tavish, and very thrill seeking. He wanted his son to do hard work until he could no longer, but he wanted him to make the most everything and have fun. Live like each day was his last. He didn’t want his son to die with regret. Plus he wanted him to be daring. You live once and you don’t get to do things forever. That’s why he supported his alcoholism. His mother was the more strict one. She wanted him to do well and constantly earn whatever reward he’d get. She didn’t care about luxuries, but rather giving back into society and having enough to support yourself. She also wanted the demolition tradition to keep going. His Dad wanted him to have a kid, whereas his Mum wanted the tradition passed down to someone capable.

Heavy’s Mother + Sisters: His mother wanted him safe and happy. She never really dreamed of a set life for him, so long as he could live it. Years in the gulag made her worry for her children’s futures. She just wants Misha to live how he wants. However! She DOES support him fighting and killing. It makes her proud and she’s assured that he can look after himself. She also doesn’t want him to forget home. His sisters however~ Welllll, they want him to settle and have a family. They also want to be introduced to Sniper and Spy, much to all the Mercs displeasure!

Scout’s Ma and the Mad Dog Brothers: Ma wants her little boy to reach his dreams, and whilst she let him be a Merc, she hates it. Why? Because her recent lover (and his Papi) was a Merc. Like father, like son, right? She’s afraid Scout will be a player like his dad, so she really teaches him to respect women. That’s what she wants. She also wants him to be the quick witted and cheeky little boy he’s always been. It makes him a live wire (imagine how playful Princess Diane was). Her boy needs to be young at heart and hopeful. Surprisingly, she doesn’t want him to settle - not yet. Ma wants him to live life. His brothers vary. Most of them are proud of the little scamper for making it far, and they egg on his violent tendencies and Merc work (Gotta work work work work work). They tease him over his love of Pauling, but hope a hot babe like her will choose Scout.

Spy: He’s long lost touch of despondent and abusive parents. Actually, he couldn’t give a flying toss about them and how they feel. Scout is is family. And it’s clear he wants the best for Scout, letting him choose his path and giving him tough love to advance him further. He loves him. He also wants to get back with his Ma, but he’s… Honestly afraid.

Dell is one that’s tricky, so I won’t do much. But it’s clear his Pa was loving (seen in a childhood photo) yet strict like his Grandfather - as he wanted him to continue engineering. He was training early to be a Merc. So this was predetermined. Though seeing as his father was the Classic Engi, it’s hard to say how they currently felt. I think he’d try to kill his son, but with regret.

Sol, Medic, Pyro, I’m stuck on as they have no confirmed family (arguably Medic has a wife, but apparently fans find it offensive moronically. Sol also has Zhanna, though their plans are already confirmed) so unless you guys want me to make something up, I’ll leave this one ‘ere.

the extent to which straight people don’t get gay humour is incredible like the whole thing is a satirisation of how gay people have been treated for years like the reason we say “___ is for gays only” is because yall have been going around calling everything you don’t like gay and we’re making fun of that dumb mindset and taking away the power of it and having fun and yall still come onto every gay satire post with this “what if straight people said this about you” like you have?? that’s why the post was made in the first place i don’t understand how yall are this oblivious it’s honestly baffling to me

two types of the signs, mostly based on people i know


type 1 - “i’m an aries!”, loud, starts driving before everyone has their seatbelt on (or before people even get in the car), loves cooking but usually just buys everything from the store and pretends they put hard work into it, hard to tell if they’re stupid or smart.

type 2 - takes 100 selfies in a row, does really cool makeup, doesn’t believe in school, “this musical artist is SO under appreciated.”


type 1 - down to earth, has neat handwriting and doodles in class, patient, bird-lover, likes making flower crowns, laughs a lot.

type 2 - show-off, amazing memory, can be an edgy people-hater, loves yelling, gives people weird nicknames.


type 1 - two-faced, feels like they need something in return for their actions, cares more about bagels than people, the friend who everyone worries about.

type 2 - loves reading, kind and supportive but awkward about it, the type of person you call when you need advice, snappy when they’re being interrupted, watches 5 tv shows at a time.


type 1 - down for literally any adventure, cries or has a breakdown while eating, doesn’t realize some things they do are harmful to themselves but can sense when others have a problem.

type 2 - talks very fast, takes on any task without a problem, loves talking about themselves, can probably do 10 backflips in a row, moody, sends smiley emojis in every text message.


type 1 - attention-seeking, wants everyone to respect them, says “lol” out loud, laughs at their own stories but sometimes forgets to listen to others, animal lover, a good role model.

type 2 - genuinely cares about their friends and checks up on them always, super chill and easygoing, fashionable, gives great hugs, someone you go to when you’re sad.


type 1 - shy, gentle, awful at explaining things and you really never know what they’re talking about, offers everyone gum, knows all the lyrics to every song they listen to.

type 2 - anxious about tiny things but ignores huge problems, cares so much about others that it gets annoying, likes to redecorate or organize their room for fun, loans you a pencil and forgets to ask for it back.


type 1 - movie expert, likes when people laugh at their jokes, untrustworthy but somehow you trust them anyway, casually shares deep secrets or personal information randomly like it’s no big deal.

type 2 - doesn’t like opening up or sharing feelings, artistic and individualistic, doesn’t have problems with anyone or anything.


type 1 - calm/quiet and very open minded, loves the ocean, nice but when provoked they turn into a whole other person (who is terrifying), very passionate about their interests.

type 2 - doesn’t ever know what’s happening, suspicious and questions others’ motives, either loves someone or hates them, never shares secrets. ever.


type 1 - plays at least 3 musical instruments, likes being right, theater kid, extrovert one minute and introvert the next, opens up to others and immediately regrets it.

type 2 - angsty teen attitude, has strong opinions, blames problems on others, maybe has a heart deep down?


type 1 - makes fun of everything, the most extroverted friend, pretends like they don’t care about others’ opinions but deep down is extremely self-conscious, forgetful, funniest jokes.

type 2 - honestly? a real fucking pain in the ass.


type 1 - feminist, nature lover and very free spirited, knowledgeable and factual, has a silly side, cool hair, can listen to all your problems but will never know what to say.

type 2 - can be cold but they are just trying to protect themselves, has one character/idol that they would literally die for, has probably made up all of the funny stories they tell because they want others to like them.


type 1 - extremely honest but can doubt their beliefs since they try to get along with everyone, generous when it comes to material but will not give up themselves to others.

type 2 - understanding, shy extrovert, great with advice but doesn’t know how to take other people’s advice (asks for help but doesn’t want to), never fully present or in the moment.

  • fanfic writer: *writing* Oh wow, they are going to love this. This is by far my best work!
  • fic: *witty lines* *perfect love making* *fluffy enough to kill us all* *a dash of angst, a smidgen of hurt/comfort*
  • fanfic writer: Oh man. This is it. This will be my legacy! *sweats into fic* *bleeds into fic* *cries into fic* *spends days perfecting the grammar and verbage and sex scenes* *has 15 betas look over it*
  • fanfic writer: Okay. It is finally time to release my baby on the world. Here you go fandom. You're welcome.
  • fandom: Ha, cute. *like* *kudos*
  • fanfic writer: :/
  • * * *
  • same fanfic writer: *writing* Whatever. This is shit, I don't even care right now. A singing squirrel? Sure, let's do it. Haha, cheesy lines that make no sense, sure. Grammatical errors out the wazoo? Why not. No one's going to read this piece of crap anyway, I literally wrote it on a scrap of 1 ply toilet paper with a broken yellow crayon.
  • fanfic writer: LOL *post*
  • fanfic writer: *sigh*

I would get on my knees for Tae

Hoseok | Jimin | Namjoon | Jungkook | Yoongi | Jin


Philosophical Science Fiction films (of this century)

“Science fiction is the most important literature in the history of the world, because it’s the history of ideas, the history of our civilization birthing itself. …Science fiction is central to everything we’ve ever done, and people who make fun of science fiction writers don’t know what they’re talking about.” 

                              ~ Ray Bradbury

Matching ponchos because it sounded like a good idea at the time and I needed something to make me happy

it worked.

Your Midheaven: What You Show the World

First part of a two part series: Your Midheaven is not who you truly are, but rather who you want people to think you are. It’s not your character. It’s your reputation. 

Aries: Shows off their confidence and assertiveness; makes their goals known, and more importantly, their accomplishments. When you think of them, you think of what they have achieved. 

Taurus: Shows off their stability and security; makes their wealth and material possessions known. When you think of them, you think of what they have.

Gemini: Shows off their adaptability and management skills; makes their busy lives known. When you think of them, you think of what they’re saying.

Cancer: Shows off their nurturing nature and sensitivity; makes their perfect home and marriage known. When you think of them, you think of their family.

Leo: Shows off their fun and affectionate nature; makes their dignity and competence in everything they do known; when you think of them, you think of what they’re involved in.

Virgo: Shows off their good health and neatness; makes their usefulness known. When you think of them, you think of what they’re doing for others.

Libra: Shows off their diplomacy and charm; makes their social standing known. When you think of them, you think of their relationships.

Scorpio: Shows off their devotion and drive; makes their transformations known. When you think of them, you think of how and what they’ve changed.

Sagittarius: Shows off their knowledge and experience; makes their wisdom known. When you think of them, you think of where they’ve been.

Capricorn: Shows off their ambitions and success; makes their power known. When you think of them, you think of their career.

Aquarius: Shows off their idealism and intellect; makes their associations known. When you think of them, you think of who and what they know. 

Pisces: Shows off their intuition and compassion; makes their philosophies known. When you think of them, you think of their idealistic dreams.

Some of the very little things I love about fallout new vegas

People really seemed to like the list of little things I loved in fallout 4, so I thought I’d do one for my favourite game in the series:
Little things I love about FNV - go!

- Raul will eat candy and sweet things you put in his inventory!
- Veronica’s reaction when you give her a nice dress
- flight of the valkyries playing as Jason bright takes his flock into space
- no-bark noonan
- the fact your dialogue changes depending on your intelligence level
- your aim slowly becoming steadier as your gun skill improves - it gives a real feeling of improving.
- the fact Arcade will accompany you easily if your intelligence is low enough - because you’re so stupid letting you travel alone is tantamount to murder.
- the graffiti that says “toss my salad Caesar!”
- the fact the legion pronounce “ave, true to Caesar” correctly
- the fact you can “try out” FISTO
- cliff briscoes apartment being FULL of dinky the t-Rex’s
- how fucking cool the NCR rangers look
- the Riot gear you can get in lonesome road
- mr New Vegas’s voice
- “n-heh, there’s the high roller!”
- the pet mole rat in Sloan
- the ending slides showing what happened after the battle of Hoover dam . It was really nice to see how my actions affected the mojave.
- Tabitha and Rhonda’s adventures being made into children’s books
- the freaking entirety of old world blues
- being able to seduce and kill Benny
- being able to kill Benny with his own gun
- what in the god damn
- the fact you can disguise yourself as a faction member, but a guard or higher officer will recognise you if you get too close
- Raul making fun of everything you select on his companion wheel
-there is more and I will add them :)

Everything I Use to Make Learning French Fun (Reading & Listening)

[[one of my followers asked how I immerse myself in French and the culture. all my favorites are starred. add your own and i’m open to specify more on certain categories. and i’m considering doing a post on listening and speaking]]

*Le petit prince
*Petit nicolas
Alice au pays des merveilles
*Classic fairy tales!
(I recommend that you read comics…lots of them)

*A la folie…pas du tout
Le petit prince
Les Choristes
*Les Intouchables
*Oss 117
*bienvenue à marly-gomont
*il a déjà tes yeux
*Une femme est une femme
Paris je t'aime (this is barely in French but good for culture)
*Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis

Anything by:
Maitre Gims
Coeur de pirate
*Edith piaf

Miraculous ladybug
Disney movies
*The get down (i usually just watch netflix series in french…they’re usually available)
*The long long holiday
*C'est mon choix
*Extra french
Parks and recreation
Recherche appartement ou maison

Damon and jo
Comme une française
So andy
*(In general lyric prank videos!)


Also don’t sleep on duolingo or memrise

And don’t neglect getting writing and speaking (including conversation–irl and/or online) practice!

Check the french tag on my blog as well
All The Small Things

Every time Tom gets angry on the show, in front of Marco, it’s interesting to know that Marco isn’t particularly bothered by his anger.

 Every time Tom has been scolded by Marco, it’s been because of something he did wrong, like lying.

He’s never gotten angry at Tom for getting reasonably upset about things , even when he promised to him he wouldn’t get mad.

It’s something interesting to point out, because then it reminds you of how Star treated Tom’s anger in BMB.

Marco and Star are very different with Tom’s issues.

While Marco hasn’t yet to invalidate Tom’s feelings, and handles the problem by ridding the source of Tom’s anger.

Star instead, gets irritated because of Tom’s irritation, and shows annoyance at him for being upset.

Now i like Star, and she doesn’t have to put up with Tom’s anger.

But this night did mean a lot to Tom, and Star kinda went mostly for herself, not for them. Tom did everything possible to make the event something fun for her ((Resulting in his own subjects being bored)) and her entire reaction to all of it consisted of annoyance and ignorance.

Tom, who went through all this trouble to make this night perfect and prove himself to the one person (At the time) he cared about, kept feeling like he wasn’t good enough for her.

She ditched him as well to go do other things, although Tom’s anger is dangerous, the things he does get upset about are understandable and relatable.

His night was falling apart, and then Marco showed up, ruined what was probably his last chance to make the night up to Star, and that was the last straw for him.

Everyone is very quick to blame Tom for the breakup, but considering we know practically nothing about their dating life and relationship, and don’t really know why they broke up.

I don’t think it’s impossible that Star could’ve been partially responsible.

Tom is clearly a person who needs emotional support, he’s lonely and ashamed of his issues.

and as much as i like Star, she’s not typically very good with the feelings of others ((She’s getting better at it, but there are plenty of times Marco’s opinions, needs, and well-being were ignored in favor of her own))

Which is why it’s nice that Marco supplies that support for Tom, and takes his feelings into account when he’s hurt.

Tom should be allowed to be upset and angry sometimes, as long as he can control himself.

And it’s nice to see Marco not only validate his feelings, but help him handle his issues in a safe manner (Which Tom frankly seems to enjoy alot more)

It’s a small thing to notice how Marco treats tom’s issues in comparison to Star.

But it’s a pure small thing.