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This weeks dose of fanfic pt.1

sorry for the wait guys, here are some fics that have been updated or posted from the month of august till now! :)

-September 

Die Young, Stay Pretty

Zayn is happy being a hairdresser who minds his own business; that is, until someone called “Liam” has to come in, dragging his friend on the back of a bet. And, really, Zayn didn’t stand a chance.

Do you have to let it linger?

“We’re married, I swear. It sounds crazy but we are. I was in 2020, and then I woke up back in 2010 and life is very different but there has to be a reason why I found you again, right? Please, listen to me.” Zayn pleads while Liam looks freaked out, “Uhh, sorry mate, but I don’t even know you, you must’ve gotten me wrong for some other bloke.”

between the past and future (we’ll find a forever)

❝ He feels like he isn’t doing it for Zayn anymore, because the interest in his mind starts building a tower for itself and he brings himself not to mind anymore. ❞or where Liam and Zayn fall in love over Bollywood-y things.

Start again

This last 18 months have all been about endings and not just temporary endings, permanent change and Liam just wants to feel like the ground isn’t quicksand under his feet anymore.A story where Liam’s parents head for Australia leaving him with no choice but to find a nanny to help him take care of Hannah. This is what happens next.

Swipe Right

Liam, 26
less than a mile away
“Daddy gets high, but daddy takes care of business"Or the one where zayn gets out of a relationship and decides to try out tinder and meets the one and only Liam Payne.

words will be just words till you bring them to life

He lived in a world where people are born inked with words forearms and wrists. Words that have meaning and reason. The first words your soulmate directs at you.
(Or alternatively, just another soulmate AU)

Tattoos and Superheros

Inspired by this tumblr post:
"AU where everyone is born with a very unique tattoo on their ankle, nobody else in the world has that tattoo. Every time you fall in love with someone, their tattoo appears somewhere else on your body. (not necessarily soulmates, just who you fall in love with)."Zayn Malik, who only has one tattoo on his body that wasn’t his own, and that was enough. He didn’t need anymore than that, it was difficult enough the first time.Liam Payne, the popstar who falls in love too easily, whose body is scattered with tattoos.So what happens when they meet and find a new tattoo on each of their bodies? I blame the Superhero Incident.

Pup Fiction

The lives of two dads, a baby, and a puppy intertwine in a (short) tale of giggling and yapping.–
It’s entertaining to the point of Zayn belatedly realising he’s no longer behind Liam. Instead, he now watches the adorable ‘massacre’ from Liam’s lap, soothed by a gentle warm hand on his back. Gentle circles on the small of his back underneath his shirt. This is certain to make him melt every time."It’s cute, but— we’re watching this 'cos…?”“Obvious, innit?” Liam grins, eyes crinkling up as his whole face lights up with excitement. “Alim’s getting his own dog."Well, Zayn can’t say he saw this one coming.
– Or the one where Zayn should learn how to say 'no’ to Liam.

Zayn, The wonder photographer

“you killed him..how could you do that? I thought we were brothers man.”

Thirst Has No Curfew

Zayn and Liam have a Halloween movie night, but an innocent night turns into something else.

They don’t know we know

Inspired by the Friends episode “The one where everyone finds out.”Liam and Zayn decide to see how long it takes the other boys to figure out they’re together, added to them not allowed to leave their hotel, turns into a battle to see who wins.They don’t know that we know that they know that we know.

I thank God you came (how many more days could I wait?)

Four years ago, Hawkeye saved the Black Widow. Now Zayn has to save Liam.

Zayn + Liam [Romeo and Juliet au]

Romeo and Juliet, their love story is one of the most told around the world, except, aren’t love stories supposed to end with happily ever afters?So what happens when Zayn Malik, son of one of the most well known and richest CEOs in London, falls in love with the son of his father’s rival, Liam Payne?Will their love story end like Romeo and Juliet’s, with poison and blood, or will theirs be different?

Just a four letter word

Zayn’s fine living in this world where love’s unspoken. Not allowed.Till he’s not.

The Money Maker

a fake relationship AU where Zayn struggles to hide his fond for Liam, and maybe–just maybe–Liam has the same problem with Zayn

Sink or swim

Zayn hates swimming pools. He has to go pick up his daughter from one, when he sees her swimming teacher, he may just forget how much he hates them.(a prompt fill from Tumblr for Single Dad/Teacher AU. and another exercise in how I can’t come up with titles for love nor money)

Cupcakes & Confessions

Ethan giggled at that, pressing his little fingers into Zayn’s beard. “Your kisses tickle, papa!”Zayn froze, his lips on the tip of Ethan’s nose. He and Liam had only been together a few months, and Ethan routinely called him ‘Zee’……so this? This was new.

Leave The Past Behind 

Apart from a failed relationship and a secret that he’s not sharing with anyone, Liam likes his orderly life just fine. Zayn hates people like Liam and when a chance encounter throws them together, neither of them are prepared for what follows.

Every Day With You

Liam and Zayn have been married for years, and have three beautiful sons. Liam works from home to take care of the house and the kids, while Zayn spends all of his time working. Dealing with an angsty teenager, a hyper 7 year old, and a quickly growing toddler (mostly) alone is dragging him down to a place he hasn’t been since before he and Zayn met. At least their dog is cute.

Let’s kiss a little instead

Zayn and Liam are the world’s best football players and they both play for opposite teams. Zayn had a hard time growing up and struggles a lot with anxiety and pressure problems and he hates Liam for always being cool and chill and perfect. So when the two rivals finally meet, things go down a completely different road than Zayn had expected.

Temporary Fix

Liam’s boyfriend recently broke up with her and Zayn decides to have a girls night in… just one tender touch leads to a passionate night and Liam can’t help but wonder if this temporary fix can solve her heartache.

Begin Again

Zayn watches Liam everyday on the bus, he has a sketch pad full of drawings, half written songs about the boy with the brown eyes but absolutely no desire to get his heart broken again.

Nobody Compares

N/A

I don’t want to be without you anymore

They broke up. He’s broken.

Wingman

In which Liam’s girlfriend of 2 years breaks up with him, leaving him an absolute pathetic, wreck, so his friends [Niall, Harry, Louis, and Zayn] take it upon themselves to take him out to a club after weeks of solitude.While they’re there, Zayn unknowingly helps Liam hook up with a girl, which results in Liam begging Zayn to be his wingman and help him hook up with anyone he deems worthy.Zayn agrees [sort of], but unbeknownst to Liam, there’s just a faint problem.Zayn is helplessly, irrevocably, and unbelievably in love with Liam.

Shades of Blue

The moment the sentence drops on the table he notices the way Liam starts to shake before he’s looking into his eyes with this incredulous look on his face. “You’d want that?” He heaves out his tone almost bewildered.
Zayn just grabs his fingers under the table and presses. “If I didn’t – you’d know by now I wouldn’t have stuck around.”
“But you’re so – I don’t really know how to put it – just –”
“Shush it.” He orders maybe a bit too harshly. “You’re one of the best things that have entered my life since she left it. Kiss me.”
He watches as Liam’s eyes divert towards the girls lost in the tablet Liam handed Vi in the car. “Kiss me.” He says again. “From the look of them, they’ll be just fine with the news.”

I Like the Color Red, So I Let It Bleed

(Or the one where Zayn is not interested in thinking about the consequences of making Liam his).

We Are The Worst

Liam and Zayn meet up on Grindr and screw it up the first time. Niall wants to rectify that.

Never Gonna Wanna Let Me Go

Zayn Malik is one of the highest paid escorts in London. He’s good at his job, he knows this. But it’s not his chosen field, it’s easy money so he can have a chance to pursue his chosen field without becoming homeless. His employer Caroline has many rules to keep him safe but Zayn only has one ‘Don’t Get Attached’. Of course, there was always going to be one, the guy who would come in to the picture and make Zayn’s easy job almost impossible.

Guess I always push my luck when I’m with you 

the Tinder AU nobody asked for. 

When I’m with you

They’ve been pushing their luck since the day they met, difference is they do it together.This is canon but of course AU. The lead up to the kiss in 2014 at the NRJs.

amentation (MCD)

What is grief? In technical terms, it is a multifaceted response to loss, particularly to the loss of someone or something that has died, to which a bond or affection was formed. Although conventionally focused on the emotional response to loss, it also has physical, cognitive, behavioral, social, and philosophical dimensions. My mum likes to say that grief is the invisible anchor that has kept me in my bed, too weary to properly function. Grief is what cause people to look at me strangely when I suddenly can’t breathe because I saw something that forced me to think of him. It shouldn’t be this hard. He was just a boy. A boy with freckled cheeks that crinkled by his eyes every time his frown that would curve upwards and instantly have everyone surrounding him grinning too. To me, grief had very little similiarities to what I have been going through since the day his mum called mine with news that would change my life forever.

Impaired

Liam’s been blind since he’s eight, and he’s now twenty three. Zayn’s a painter who plays his music too loud, and always wears a collogne that sticks in the hallways. Liam has an imaginative mind, and Zayn has the brushes to paint it. They help each other out.

Counterpoint

Zayn and Liam are two complicated and slightly dysfunctional people trying to craft an uncomplicated and functional relationship.

Happily

Basically, I wrote this for the first round of the 1D Lyric Wheel on tumblr.
I got Happily and it ends up with poor Liam getting drunk because Zayn goes on a date with someone else.

We came all this way (but now comes the day to bid you farewell)

my angsty take on the "come on then, come on” kiss.

Let’s Be Alone Together

maybe in the end it doesn’t matter so much where you end up, as long as you aren’t alone.

My Bestfriend’s Wedding

Zayn’s getting married.

so come on give me a taste

Liam gets really drunk and when he’s drunk he gets horny.

this dawn monologue

for the first time in a while, zayn allows himself to crumble.

Beyond the sea

This story is played in the mid 19th.. Zayn, Louis and Niall are pirate friends and their captain is Louis. Harry is a British nobleman who will join in by a few chapters.. And the major character is Liam, the captain of a birtish navy ship.
All of them will eventually get together, with Some accidents..

a solid thousand percent

ziam coffee shop au.

chasing something in the night

Another drabble from the SPN universe. I have so many head canons. So many.

sequel  from we’re riding out tonight to case the promised land

A Pirate’s Love for me

In the early 19th century, The two most prestigious packs of London, the Paynes and Maliks hate each other guts. So The Alpha king, who was mostly a peaceful man decided to have an end to this feud by tying an Alpha with an omega of the other pack. Once this agreement achieved the couple would get a tempting prize, but would the two families allow the chosen couple to have some peace?

friend: hey u seem a bit out of it, is there something on ur mind?

mind: Ooh ooh I’m just tryna get you in the mood Ooh ooh baby just show me what it do Now blow it like a flute ooh oohOoh ooh ooh ooh ooh Show me what it do ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh I’m just out here with my crew Matter fact the troupe Tryna get the loot Swerving on you fools Never hitting snooze Yea I act fool Got an attitude But I get excused Everywhere I go they yelling Lu I tell em move move Got somewhere to go I’m making moves I been cooking up a stew Tell ur girl come thru Better get a hold or I'mma make that flower bloom ooh Oo yea She wanna ride she wanna fly so I say where Come inside I’ll change your life better prepare Put in work in like the Renaissance Bend that body like a gymnast She ask me what I want Blow it like a flute ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Show me what it do ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Didn’t Y'all get the news This been overdue Left a while ago and set up shop on the moon On the moon Ya the deer be everywhere Everybody scared Run n say ur prayers I'mma make it clear This ain’t for no goons like You ooh Come at me I’ll press u like some juice And I’m fresher than some Kools Smoke u with that ooz Watch how ur girl drool When I pull up in that coupe Oo yea She wanna ride she wanna fly so I say where Come inside I’ll change your life better prepare Put in work in like the Renaissance Bend that body like a gymnast She ask me what I want She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly fly fly She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly fly fly She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly fly fly She wanna ride she wanna fly fly fly Fly fly fly Blow it like a flute ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Blow it like a flute ooh ooh Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

anonymous asked:

Babies for designation miracle au? :3 hehe P.s. I love all your fics <3 <3

“Oh, perfect timing,” Kasamatsu says when Kise walks in. He adjusts the baby currently screaming in his arms and says, “Can you hold him for—”

“Ah ha ha, nope,” Kise says, and immediately walks out again.

*

“Shin-chan, the baby isn’t going to attack you,” Takao says, jostling his neighbor’s daughter so she giggles.

Midorima, who is currently sitting as far as humanly possible and could still be considered as being in the same room says curtly, “I know that.”

“So…you could come closer.”

“No, thank you, I am quite alright where I am.”

*

“Ooh, he’s so cute,” Momoi gushes over the youngest Imayoshi cousin.

“Do you want to hold him?” Sayuri asks.

“Oh, oooh, no, that’s OK,” Momoi backs away slightly, “Noooo, I’m good with just looking.”

“Where’d Daiki go?” Michiru asks.

Shouichi points, “He went off running in a bright blue flash of cowardice as soon as he saw the baby.”

*

“Pick it up.”

You pick it up,” Akashi snaps.

“I’m not picking it up, I’m wearing Armani,” Masaomi says. “Do you know how messy babies are? It comes out of both ends.”

“You are the adult, she left the baby to you,” Akashi says.

“No, no, you are infinitely more responsible than I am, all our employees know that, she clearly left the baby to you.”

“You have far more experience with this sort of matter,” Akashi says.

“I most certainly do not. When Youji started spawning I avoided his house like the plague. You can ask him, he will vouch for my inexperience.”

The baby screams again and both Akashi men look down at the stroller.

“I think your lawyer will be in soon,” Akashi says.

“Oh, thank God, he can pick up the baby.”

*

“Kuroko… are you afraid of the baby?” Kagami asks incredulously as he holds the newest Fujimaki grandchild.

“No,” Kuroko says, sounding a tad defensive. “Babies are just…very small.”

“You carry that dog around everywhere.”

“Dogs are a lot sturdier than babies,” Kuroko replies. “And anyway, babies are…very strange.”

Strange?” Kagami repeats.

“I like them in theory, but we all had a very difficult time understanding what babies even are,” Kuroko explains. “It was very horrifying to learn where they come from. We did not believe the JSDF doctors when they first explained it. Although, Momoi-san had apparently known, and I do believe she was more horrified than the rest of us.”

That….makes a sort of amount of sense, in a tragic sort of way. “Would you like to hold him?”

“I would rather not,” Kuroko politely declines. “At least…not today. Perhaps later, I will try.”

*

Bonus:

“Oh, dear God, where did those come from?”

Murasakibara just shrugs. “A lady needed to run back into the store. She recognized me from the news so she asked if I could watch them.”

“Up! I wanna walk again!” the little girl currently sitting on Murasakibara’s shoulders tugs on his hair like a pair of reins; Murasakibara obliges by standing up (“Weeee!” shouts the girl) and jostling the baby he’s currently holding. The baby is currently sucking on a maiubo.

“Does Murochin want to hold one?”

“No, no, dear God, no,” Himuro backs away, horrified by the suggestion. “I’m going to be…over there.”

A/N: Hahaha, thanks anon-friend! I am glad you enjoy my stories! And I hope you liked this one =D  It was a lot of fun. If anyone wants to know more about why I headcanon Murasakibara as really good with children, feel free to ask and I will happily discuss! =)