majestic thorin

  • *at the dinner table*
  • me: I think I had a dream last night that I was Thorin Oakenshield
  • my dad: yeah but were you grumpy Thorin, generous Thorin, majestic Thorin or singing Thorin??
  • me: I'm sorry what

It still baffles me how the fandom used to be all about “majestic Thorin”. Broody majestic Thorin who’s too majestic for you folks.

Then that nerd gave himself away with all the dopey smiles in BoFA. Now we know he’s just a big marshmallow hidden in a crust of dark chocolate 90%. 

get it together Thorin.

(Fili is the only guide to majesty now)