maim!

so i recently adopted this sweet old outside calico from a family friend who had to move and couldnt bring her along, and every time i walk outside there is a new bug or lizard or something paralyzed on my porch. not dead, not maimed, just literally paralyzed. im beginning to think she has special powers i was unaware of

Reasons why human babies are better than cats:
  • At some point, most humans learn how to clean up after themselves. You always have to clean up after cats.
  • Most humans eventually learn to tell you what’s wrong in some fashion. Cats always scream at you and sit on your feet.
  • Human babies generally let you cut their nails.
  • Human babies do not have incredibly sharp teeth that they use at their own free will.
  • Human babies do not dig their nails into your skin as a sign of affection.
  • Human babies do not usually sit on your computer and maim you if you try to move them.
  • Human babies let you pet their tummies.
  • There is hope that, sometime within their life span, the human baby will leave to have a good life and not get run over by a car.
  • Human babies tend to learn not to do destructive things after it goes badly the first time or two. Cats see this as a challenge.
  • Cats tend to hate bath time and refuse to be grateful when you rid them of parasites. Most animals are grateful for the help, but cats will punish and shun you for trying to rid them of fleas.
  • Usually, you have to be prepared in many ways for a human baby and even though it is stressful and financially draining, there is a lot of support and some kind of basal knowledge that this is doable somehow. You can never be prepared for the terrible things a cat brings into your life.
  • Human babies do not kill things and then drop them on your sleeping face.
  • Human babies do not claw your feet under the covers.
  • Generally, you and your human baby will be the same species.
  • Human babies do not treat you as though you are an inferior creature. Cats think they are the best thing to grace this planet even though they cannot get rid of their own shit properly.

anonymous asked:

I've been out of retail for over a year now (absolutely necessary) One of our favorite coping mechanisms was a game we called The 7. If we were legally allowed to torture and maim 7 customers, which ones would they be? It sounds sadistic as fuck but whenever certain people would come in we would be on the walkies like "Hey can I get a 7 to the front?" "Customer wants a 7 from the back." And they were never aware that when they left and the store was quiet, we would discuss how we would do it 😈

Why Vote Bernie?

–Bernie is the only presidential candidate that has never voted against LGBTQ+ rights & has always voted for same-sex marriage legalization

– He is pro-choice “ we are not returning to the days of back room abortions, when countless women died or were maimed. The decision about abortion must remain a decision for the woman, her family, & physician to make, not the government.” -Senator Bernie Sanders

– Pro-Gun control , he agrees that people should have the right to bare arms in the case of self defense or hunting but nobody needs a bazooka to go hunting. he is for strict limitations on the purchasing of guns & getting a gun license.

– Free health care to everyone. though this wont be a big deal for people with higher wages, the majority of americas is lower middle class & by cutting down a monthly bill can help alot

– raising minimum wage to a living wage $15 , anyone with kids or in general should be able to see their families & friends instead of working 2 jobs to barely live

– by raising minimum wage we will be lowering poverty rates in america , & we do happen to have the highest poverty rates.

– Free or almost free education in all public schools, plans to substantially lower student loan payments for everyone & plans to make all public colleges free , giving everyone the right to education that they are able to obtain

– free or very cheap access to internet for everyone, for research , school , etc. without hidden rates etc.

– gender equality in the workplace, consisting of equal wages & making it illegal to deny someone work for their gender identity or sexual orientation.

– for the legalization of marijuana for medical & recreational usages , & adding taxes to it. letting everyone in jail for marijuana related charges out.

WAIT.

WAIT A SECOND.

PURPLE GUY IN FNAF4.

IF YOU WERE THE SECURITY GUARD ON DUTY WHEN A CHILD WAS HORRIBLY MAIMED, YOU’D GET IN MAJOR TROUBLE, AND PROBABLY FIRED.

AND YOU’D HOLD A GRUDGE AGAINST THE KIDS (THE OLDER BROTHER AND HIS FRIENDS) THAT FUCKED THINGS UP FOR YOU.

WHAT IF PURPLE GUY MURDERED THE TEENS AFTER GETTING FIRED AND PUT THEM IN THE SUITS? IT WOULD EXPLAIN HOW PURPLE GUY KNOWS THE SUITS AND LOCATION. AND HE WOULD BE A “FORMER EMPLOYEE”.

MAYBE THE REASON FOXY ACTS SO DIFFERENT IN THE GAMES AND LIKES TO SCARE MORE THAN THE OTHERS IS BECAUSE IT’S HAUNTED BY THE BIG BROTHER WHO ALSO LIKED TO SCARE.

AND THE OTHER THREE POSSESS FREDDY, BONNIE, AND CHICA.

AND THE LITTLE BOY, BEING CATATONIC (BUT STILL ALIVE) IS HALLUCINATING THE GAME OF FNAF4 AND THE NIGHTMARE ANIMATRONICS HAVE TERRIFYING MOUTHS BECAUSE THE LAST REAL THING HE SAW WAS A TERRIFYING ANIMATRONIC MOUTH. IT WOULD EXPLAIN THE IV DRIP HIDDEN TO THE SIDE OF THE BED AS WELL.

AND BEING CATATONIC, AND UNABLE TO MOVE, MAYBE THE LITTLE BOY POSSESSES GOLDEN FREDDY, OR AT LEAST THE PART OF HIS BRAIN THAT WAS BITTEN OFF DOES, LIKE SOME KIND OF SECONDARY-CONSCIOUSNESS. THIS MIGHT BE WHY GOLDEN FREDDY DOESN’T ACTUALLY MOVE.

AND THE ENDING OF FNAF3, WHERE YOU APPEAR TO FREE THE SOULS TRAPPED IN THE ANIMATRONICS, CORRESPOND TO THE OLDER BROTHER AND HIS FRIENDS, ON THE LEFT, AND THE LITTLE BOY (TRAPPED IN GOLDEN FREDDY) ON THE RIGHT, WHO NEVER GOT TO ENJOY THE “HAPPIEST DAY” AND IS FINALLY BEING HELPED.

It still doesn’t answer just who, or what, the Puppet is though…

                                           REMINDER:

Evil muses are not to be messed with.

Do not think that your muse is a special little snow flake that will not be spared rudeness or brutality.

Evil muses will do as it is in their nature to do, unless it is agreed upon between muns.

Bad guys will insult, maim, make fun of, bully, kill, torture, etc because that is what a bad guy would do.

Spoiler: The Joker was still horrible to Harley!

anonymous asked:

Mama lesbian I'm feeling like shit- what are your favorite fluffy lesbian movies? If I watch one more dead lesbian movie I swear to god.

You have no idea how hard it was to find a “fluffy” gal pal movie for you, anon. That term just doesn’t get used a lot in our movies.

So, with that being said, I’ve compiled a list that might not fit the fluffy definition exactly, but none of the characters end up dead and/or maimed and they end up together in the end (or at least it’s hinted at). The ones bolded are the closest to fluffy:

  • But I’m A Cheerleader
  • D.E.B.S.
  • Elena Undone
  • Girltrash: All Night Long
  • I Can’t Think Straight
  • Imagine Me And You
  • In Her Line of Fire
  • Jenny’s Wedding
  • Kiss Me
  • Nina’s Heavenly Delights
  • Out at the Wedding
  • Red Doors
  • Saving Face
  • The Four-Faced Liar
  • The Perfect Family
  • The World Unseen
  • Yes or No
  • Yes or No 2

You can find the links for them all here.

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There may have been a little maiming, a little mangling, but no death. That’s what I call an important distinction.”
Stiles Stilinski Favourite Moments [1/?]

I literally do not have it in me to watch another video of another unarmed, innocent black person being manhandled, maimed, terrorized by police. How long will they get away with this? ‪#‎SandraBland‬
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Split between day and night, Equinox manifests aggressive and defensive forms at will.  Equinox’s powers include:

  • Power 1 - Metamorphosis: Switch forms between Day and Night.
  • Day: Grants bonus damage and speed.
  • Night: Grants bonus shields and armor.
  • Power 2 - Rest and Rage
  • (Day) Rage: Enemies in a small targeted area become vulnerable to damage.
  • (Night) Rest: Enemies in a small targeted area are put to sleep.
  • Power 3 - Pacify and Provoke
  • (Day) Provoke: Increases the Power Strength of nearby allies.
  • (Night) Pacify: Reduces damage dealt by nearby enemies.
  • Power 4 - Mend and Maim
  • (Day) Maim: Nearby enemies are bled and then subjected to a wave of slashing force.
  • (Night) Mend: Allies are healed with each nearby enemy killed.