maid cafe in america

strawberrycat101  asked:

How would the 2ps react to finding out their crush worked in a maid cafe?

2P!America: *cHOKES* whoa whoa whoa, back the fuck up, what did ya just say??? ….aHAHA, babe I bet you look hella fine ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2P!China: *nosebleeds* Did you just say… m-maid cafe… *bLUSHES* yOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEED TO SEE THIS

2P!England: Awwwh dearie I bet you look absolutely precious in a maid dress! ♥ How are the clients? Do they treat a lovely lady like yourself with the type of respect that you deserve??

2P!France: oh, sounds hot.

2P!Russia: *grimaces* What type of cafe is that? It sounds ridiculous.

2P!Italy: *chuckles lowly* didn’t know you were into that kind of thing.

2P!Germany: No way, what’s that? *after being told* hOLY SHIT IT SOUNDS LIKE FUCKIN’ PARADISE

2P!Japan: *scowls* I never would have suspected that of you…

2P!Canada: uh, i don’t think i like the way that sounds?

2P!Romano: You’re telling me you get paid to??? Dress up as a maid?? And serve people????? and yOU CALL THEM ‘MASTER’ EXCUSE ME WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT

2P!Austria: Ooh, is that so? Perhaps I’ll drop in for a visit one of these days~

2P!Prussia: Ah… that sounds a little scary… Do you like it? I-I mean… I bet you lookadorabledressedasamaid … .⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄