Imagine a kitchen maid having a crush on Loki. She comes to you, since you are lokis chambermaid/confidant, and asks for help in finding out what he finds attractive in a women. Since you and Loki are close friends you are able to ask him without feeling embarrassed. Loki lists off traits he finds sexy in a women and you scribble them down on a piece paper to give to the kitchen maid. It isn’t until he finishes listing off the traits you notice something. He’s describing your traits. Before you can respond he pulls you close to his body and whispers in your ear, “you don’t have to lie and say this is for a friend. I have wanted you ever since you arrived outside my chamber doors, ready to clean my mess.” There is only one thought going through your head during his confession, how are you going to explain this to the kitchen maid.