mai you don't even go here

Hamilton as quotes from my School
  • <p> <b>Alexander Hamilton:</b> I've had bags under my eyes for the last decade what's new?<p/><b>John Laurens:</b> I'm only a /little/ gay for my best friend.<p/><b>Lafayette:</b> How you say, shut up before I kill you?<p/><b>Hercules Mulligan:</b> I had to give up sewing once I lost half my body weight in blood from stabbing my fingers.<p/><b>Angelica Schuyler:</b> What's it called when you have the hots for a guy you can't have? My life.<p/><b>Eliza Schuyler:</b> I may look like a cinnamon roll but I will hurt you.<p/><b>Peggy Schuyler:</b> No it's just my goal in life to be beautiful and forgotten.<p/><b>Aaron Burr:</b> I will hit you with my chair if you don't stop talking to me.<p/><b>Thomas Jefferson:</b> That place is better than here and I've never even been there.<p/><b>James Madison:</b> I've accepted death the minute I was born, this world hates me. *sneezes*<p/><b>George Washington:</b> I'm going to die because of you all... *downs second red bull in two hours*<p/></p>
the signs as parks and recreation quotes
  • aries: "she's the worst person i've ever met. i want to travel the world with her."
  • taurus: “sometimes when you make an omelet you’ve gotta break a few eggs. what’s the alternative? no omelets at all? who wants to live in that kind of world? maybe birds. then all their babies would live.”
  • gemini: "i just slept seven hours, which is twice as long as i usually sleep, so i'm a little disoriented"
  • cancer: "i am not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks!"
  • leo: "i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself."
  • virgo: "if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair"
  • libra: “yes, i’m a hunter… and, it’s 'you' season.”
  • scorpio: "i think i may have found a project i’d actually enjoy doing. helping these cats and dogs. they should be rewarded for not being people. i hate people."
  • sagittarius: "when life gives you lemons, you sell some of your grandma's jewelry, and you go clubbin'"
  • capricorn: "i don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are..... actually it's gonna bug me if i don't."
  • aquarius: "i’m a feminist, okay? i would never ever go to a strip club. i’ve gone on record that if i had to have a stripper’s name it would be Equality."
  • pisces: "leslie, i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems."
Things You Probably Don't Need For Baby

@many-paths-to–tread tagging you, but this is for anyone who is pregnant!

So cutting to the chase, here is a list of stuff you probably don’t need to buy for baby. I learned the hard way, lol.

1.) A crib (at first). If you plan on having baby in your room, shoot for a co-sleeper or bassinet. They take up less space and are much easier to get baby in and out of. If you want a crib, go for it, but again, you may not even use one until baby gets older.

2.) A crib set. Other than the sheet, everything else that comes with it is deemed a suffocation hazard for your baby. If you want your crib to look nice, sure, get one, but at night you’ll have to get rid of it all so your baby stays safe. But if you want to save 50.00 bucks, just buy a crib sheet.

3.) A wipe warmer. Trust me, your baby doesn’t care if the wipe is not toasty warm.

4.) A diaper genie. Trash cans work fine as long as you empty them frequently.

5.) Tons of diaper changing pads and covers. Unless you and your baby manage to soil yours on a daily basis, only buy a couple. Not eight.

6.) A million burp clothes. Unless your baby spits up a lot, you don’t need 5,000.

7.) Newborn clothes. Or any size clothes, for that matter. You will get a TON from friends and family. Wait to buy clothes until later in your pregnancy, or even after the baby is born. Also, don’t go overboard with how much you get of one size; there is a strong chance your baby will grow out of their clothes before they even get a chance to wear some.

8.) Tons of bottles, unless you need them. If you are exclusively breast feeding, you don’t need a ton of bottles.

9.) A high tech baby monitor. The simple ones do the trick, unless you need to see your baby. But again, if you are room sharing, there’s not much need.

10.) A huge ass diaper bag. Really, all you need when you go out are diapers, wipes, a change of clothes for baby, anything you need to feed the baby, and something that soothes them if necessary (toy, pacifier, etc.) Extra stuff that is helpful but technically not needed would be your changing pads, burp cloths, bibs, hand sanitizer, etc.

readtravelcoffee  asked:

oh my GOD i don't even go here but i just blew through your married au for flynn and lucy and i don't even really know who they are but i want MORE OF IT

AHAHA.

well.

This is Flynn. His real name is Garcia, but he is absolutely one of those characters who everyone always calls by their last name, and it will be a big deal when someone doesn’t probably Lucy but, yes. His middle name is Garbage, or alternately, Melodrama.

Originally posted by onlymorelove

As you may be able to tell, he is a Tall, Dark and Snarky Asshole who enjoys brooding, causing chaos, and internally screaming. Aka Hilary’s character kryptonite, but shh.

Long story short: his wife and daughter were murdered by an evil organization called Rittenhouse (a secret society that has been influencing American history since the Revolutionary War) and this genius decided the best solution was to steal a time machine and crash through history trying to kill them all one by one. As you may have foreseen, if you were a reasonable person which Garcia G.M. Flynn is not, this plan has a tendency to backfire. Horribly.

On that note, he is Extra af.

Like, you think your fave is Extra, it has nothing on this asshole. Oh Jesus Christ he is so god damn Extra. When shooting Abraham Lincoln yourself in front of the woman you’re trying to impress ranks – well, maybe somewhere on your top five worst life decisions, but not even definitively number one, you have problems. So many problems.

Meanwhile, this is Lucy.

Originally posted by wellwhataboutme

You may notice she’s trying to describe Flynn, and failing. It’s okay, dear. We all have that problem.

Lucy is a beautiful brave butterfly and history professor who is Far Too Good For This Shit (and especially Flynn’s shit). She and her friends, Wyatt and Rufus (Rufus also being Far Too Good For This World) have been hired by a shady firm called Mason Industries, inventor of the time machines, because of Jerkface McGee up there and his brilliant ideas for….well, not fixing anything, really. So they travel through history after him and try to stop his Dumb Plan o’the Week while meeting historical figures (often important but little-known ones) and dressing up in period costumes and making you be like OH SNAP about things, and anyway, it’s great. Watch the show.

Lucy’s family history is a major plot point and (spoiler alert) her parents are both Rittenhouse, but she doesn’t know this. Her sister has also vanished as a result of all this chronological fuckery, and Lucy really wants her back.

Meanwhile, she has to deal with Flynn, who has a journal somehow written by her, and is convinced they are destined to do great things together, while his way of proving it is to get progressively stupider every time they meet, while staring at her with heart eyes.

SO MUCH HEART EYES.

Lucy is not exempt from it, as she also is known to check her out that Handsome But Oh So Tragically Misguided Individual on occasion.

Soon after the aforesaid checking out happens, and they have feelsy conversations, Lucy stops him from killing a kid (the son of Rittenhouse’s founder) to finish off his Garbage Vengeance Level Up and Flynn gets upset and kidnaps her. He then gets even more upset when this somehow and mysteriously renders her unwilling to drop everything and help him. And is all, “You don’t think I’ll kill you!?!?”

Please note other things G. G. M. Flynn has done at the same time:

1) Bought (or probably stolen) her a dress which goes with his tie
2) Called her “honey” pretending he was arguing with his wife
3) Took her on a completely garbage date where they had drinks and there was a fucking little CANDLE ON THE TABLE where she tells him she knows he didn’t use to be this utterly rubbish. He ignores it, because of course he does.
4) Took her to Harry Houdini’s magic show with ulterior motives up the butt and then forgets them all so he can stare at her like this:

do you even understand HOW MUCH OF A GODDAMN DISASTER THIS MAN IS. DO YOU.

anyway, she tricks him and gets away because of course she does, and they meet up again a few episodes later when his Evil Henchman has snatched her, and she just orders him to make Evil Henchman let her go, which he does, and convinces him to not murder someone for once in his godforsaken life, which he also does, and then goes to murder someone else anyway because SERIOUSLY. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH OF A CATASTROPHE HE IS.

Then later still, he wants to blow up Rittenhouse including her grandfather, and Lucy talks him out of it, and says something nice to him and he cries because of course he does, and we get some god damn fucking soulmate level bullshit:

THE “HE” SHE IS REFERRING TO IS GOD. SHE THINKS GOD BROUGHT THEM TOGETHER. NO BIG DEAL. FINE. I’M FINE.

then he joins them and she volunteers to go in the mothership back to the present with him, and then he gives her back the journal, and they gaze at each other like this:

THEN THE SEASON ENDED THERE AND NOTHING ELSE HAPPENED.

(No but actually he gets arrested because the feds followed her to the meeting with him and he thinks she betrayed him and it’s angsty af but they’re gonna need to bust him out of jail next season to help fight Rittenhouse and IT’S GONNA BE SO ANGSTY and he’s gonna be angrier than ever and Jesus I AM NOT PREPARED. but i ALSO NEED IT. RENEW TIMELESS.)

So, um. yes.

That’s them.

It’s like, over the last year and a bit, some Harries have forgotten that Niall KNOWS Harry. It’s like, in their vain attempt to pretend like 1D was never a thing, they’ve forgotten that it very much was and that not only did Niall live through it and in it, HARRY did too.

It’s like they’ve forgotten that Niall and Harry spent nearly every day for five years together – living with each other, travelling with each other, knowing each other. And now, whenever Niall says something about 1D – or *gasp* about Harry – they act like Niall doesn’t even know him. They act like Niall is just some random, like he’s an outsider who doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

And you know what? Maybe he doesn’t. Maybe 1D will actually never get back together, ever – and maybe he is talking complete shit. But how do THEY know that? (They don’t.)

How do they know that all four of them didn’t come to an agreement to revisit talking about it when they decided on the hiatus? How do they know that Niall and Harry (and Louis and Liam) never talked about how wild and crazy it was to have been in 1D and how success like that will probably never happen for them again? (Hence his latest comment. Psst, don’t hate him because he speaks the truth.)

These boys spent FIVE YEARS together, riding out their successfulness together – and here Harries are, acting like they know the boys have never talked about it? Acting like Niall’s just talking to hear himself talk? (And so what if he were? Why does it matter to them if they’re oh-so confident?)

Acting like Niall is some sort of evil mastermind who’s only purpose in life now is to bring Harry down by talking about 1D? LMAO. Come on. (But, hey- Maybe they’re right. Maybe Niall’s little leather bound book isn’t for his songs at all… Maybe it’s actually for plotting to ruin Harry’s career. Step One: This Town. Step Two: Slow Hands. Step Three: Works domination. [That would make quite the fic, y'all.])

Anyway, @ these Harries, here’s a tidbit of advice:

Niall is not the outsider here. YOU are. Stop acting like you know Harry better than anyone else, especially Niall. Because, as Niall has said, people may think that they know them, but he actually does. (And, yes, that includes Harry.)

anonymous asked:

May I have headcanons on how tomura would be with his s/o? I don't see many requests for him.

Thank you for your ask anon! Of course! Here we go with a kind of domestic Shigaraki Tomura, hehee ~

I hope you like them 💙

 

  • Of course Shigaraki’s s/o is a villain, just like him. They both pursue the same dream, the fall of the hero society
  • His s/o is really patient with him and even knows how to calm him down whenever he throws one of his tantrums
  • Vice versa, he tries to be patient whenever his s/o doesn’t seem to understand him, he won’t immediately throw a tantrum. He would rather try to explain his point of view, which sometimes leads him to consider new aspects as well
  • Bonding time is usually both of them sitting on a really comfy sofa, trying to come up with new plans to destroy All Might; or playing some PC games together, which means s/o is sitting on his lap
  • He loves whenever they touch his hair or play with them, it’s really a soothing feeling and he feels safe and comforted
  • Besides All For One and Kurogiri, s/o is the only person he accepts advice from
  • At the beginning, he was afraid to touch them because he didn’t want the only person he actually harbors romantic feelings for to accidentally get hurt or die
  • Whenever they sleep in the same bed, Shigaraki isn’t sleeping at all, as he doesn’t trust his hands
  • Is really protective and possessive towards his s/o; if anyone dares to lay a hand on them he’ll immediately snap, which means he either kills them himself or calls for his beloved Noumu
  • Spoils his s/o in every way possible. They want something from a shop? Got it. They want some kind of jewelry? Got it. They liked the boots of a very fashionable hero? *smirks* Got it. 
  • His s/o takes his hands carefully into their own whenever he is scratching his skin. He also allows them to rub some cream onto his damaged skin. S/o is even allowed to rub some lip balm onto his cracked lips because it always means some kisses afterwards
Being Too Normal For Your Own Good
  • Dude: So what are you into?
  • Normal Girl: Eh, you know, work.
  • Dude: Just work? Do you like any music?
  • Normal Girl: Whatever's on the radio, I guess.
  • Dude: Like pop music?
  • Normal Girl: Do they play that on the radio?
  • Dude: It's all they play on the radio.
  • Normal Girl: Oh...
  • Dude: ...
  • Normal Girl: ...
  • Dude: So, do you do anything. Do you have any sort of interests? Hobbies? Likes? Dislikes? Kinks? Anything?
  • Normal Girl: *scratches her head* I like watching TV shows.
  • Dude: ...Yeah?
  • Normal Girl: On NBC.
  • Dude: *gets up from his seat* I think I'll be going now. I only date interesting girls.
  • Normal Girl: Wait, don't go!
  • Dude: What is it?
  • Normal Girl: Bye.
  • Dude: *groans*
  • Normal Girl: *looks around nervously* Gosh, I did it again. I scared off another potential friend. I tried so hard this time? I was even specific about the channel I watch television on. Is it true that I'm too normal? You, waitress!
  • Waitress: *turns around* Me? How may I help you?
  • Normal Girl: What food is served here?
  • Waitress: Pizza and other Italian dishes.
  • Normal Girl: Now ask me what I'd like to eat.
  • Waitress: Uhh, what would like to eat, ma'am.
  • Normal Girl: Just two slices of plain cheese pizza would be fine.
  • Waitress: *giggles under her breath*
  • Normal Girl: Why are you giggling? What's so funny.
  • Waitress: I'm sorry, ma'am. It's just that your order is so, how do I put this, normal.
  • Normal Girl: No, it can't be normal! I need to spice it up! Let me get pepperonis on that pizza.
  • Waitress: Would that be all, ma'am.
  • Normal Girl: Wait, no! Also a soda. A lemon lime soda!
  • Waitress: *guffaws*
  • Normal Girl: What is it now?
  • Waitress: Everything you ordered is so average and reasonable. You must be a very well mannered woman.
  • Normal Girl: There has to be some sort of topping that's so weird that it shatters any notion that I'm normal.
  • Waitress: Really? *cracks an evil smirk* I'm all ears.
  • Normal Girl: *internally* Think, you idiot. Think! Think about all of the possible pizza toppings you've ever heard of and just blurt out the weirdest, one. You're a big weirdo. You know you can do it! SO DO IT!
  • Normal Girl: *calmly* I think that'd be all, thank you.
  • Waitress: You're welcome ma'am, your order should be ready in a few minutes.
  • Normal Girl: No! I messed up! Why did I say that? I was trying so hard to think up something weird, but I couldn't do it. Something's not right here.
  • *the restaurant goes deathly quiet*
  • Normal Girl: *looks around confused, leaves the restaurant* Where is everyone. It's so desolate and empty now.
  • Old Crone: *crawls out from out of a sewer drain*
  • Normal Girl: Gross. Who are you?
  • Old Crone: The universe was spun from yarn, dear. Everyone was made with a purpose by the Yarnheart and some people were made to be bastions of stability. You are one of those very stable people.
  • Normal Girl: Thanks for the exposition old lady, but what exactly is going on here.
  • Old Crone: You've been a bore your whole life, dear. You can't just decide to be interesting out of nowhere. Me, I'm very interesting and I want to be boring. You wouldn't believe it from just looking at me, but I'm only twenty seven and I have the stamina of a clydesdale. I live everyday of my life on the fringes of reality. It's so exciting that you might as well say that it's purely terrifying. It's very rare that two opposites such as us are able to meet. Sickly and youthful. Normal and weird. If you want to break away from your normalcy, now is the time to do it.
  • Normal Girl: *glances back the restaurant* I have to pay for my pizza.
  • Old Crone: Forget the damn pizza. *reaches into your her chest and pulls out a ball of yarn* Did you see that? You can do the same. Pull out your heart and trade with me. You can live the life you want to, and I can live mine. This may be our only chance to ever do this.
  • Normal Girl: *sweats nervously* Yeah, but I can't do that without paying for my pizza first. It would be rude. *walks back to the restaurant*
  • Old Crone: I won't let you go! *lunges for the normal girl and pins her to the ground* Give me your heart!
  • Normal Girl: Get off of me you horrible, woman! *knocks away her ball of yarn and it unfurls*
  • Old Crone: Ah, fuck! *poofs into dust*
  • Normal Girl: *wipes herself off* That was weird... I didn't like it. *returns to the restaurant*
  • Waitress: Here you go, ma'am. Two slices of pepperoni pizza and a lemon lime soda.
  • Normal Girl: Thank you, it looks okay-ish. *eats her pizza but feels uncomfortable*
  • Normal Girl: *reaches into her chest and pulls out her heart*
  • Heart: *beats*
  • Normal Girl: Eh, it's just a normal heart. I knew I didn't have a ball of yarn inside of me. Old folks are weird. I hope I don't get like that when I get older. *places her heart and the table and continues eating pizza*
Spaceballs! Sentence starters
  • "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
  • "How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?"
  • "I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!"
  • "Oh, shit. There goes the planet."
  • "I can't breathe in this thing."
  • "I ain't shooting this thing, I hate guns."
  • "You listen. On this ship, you're to refer to me as 'idiot', not 'you captain'. I mean, you know what I mean."
  • "And you will not call me 'you'. You will never address me as 'you'. You will call me 'your royal highness'."
  • "I already called him, sir. He knows everything."
  • "Well not exactly over, sir... more to the side - I'll always call you first, it will never happen again, never, ever."
  • "May the schwartz be with you!"
  • "No, no, no. Go past this. Pass this part. In fact, never play this again."
  • "So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"
  • "Listen! We're not just doing this for money! We're doing it for a SHIT LOAD of money!"
  • "Out of order? Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"
  • "Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago."
  • "Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love, so please be quiet!"
  • "Are we being too literal?"
  • "Well, I hope it's a long ceremony, 'cause it's gonna be a short honeymoon."
  • "Hey! I don't have to put up with this! I'm rich!"
  • "Hey, you can't park here!"
  • "Yeah, can't you read? No parking!"
This blog stands against fandom drama and bullying.

I don’t know what the hell’s going on with a few of the fans right now, but I want to be very clear about a few things.

  • If you are a straight fan, you are welcome here. 
  • If you are a LGBT, etc. fan, you are welcome here.

If you are a fan of Yuri!!! on Ice, you are welcome here.

I don’t care who you are, what your beliefs, what your gender, sexuality, race, or any of the above. I don’t care who you ship, who you don’t ship, or if you think shipping’s the stupidest thing on the whole planet.

You are welcome here.

But if you’re one of those few who’ve been bullying other fans, putting down straight (as this refers to specific posts, but this goes for ANY) fans because of some delusion you’re under or even because someone may disagree with you, you’re going to be blocked and blacklisted. It’s absolutely idiotic that someone would say nasty things about an entire group of people who are just here because they love Yuri!!! on Ice too. 

Grow up, shut up (unless you have something decent to say), and let everyone enjoy the series. 

nimblejackfrost  asked:

Hello! I wanted to firstly say- sorry again for not being on, even now I'm typing on my phone. We're still moving, which sucks. However, I wanted to ask you how you were doing. You still going to do the ROTG prompts week? I had wanted to, but can't do that now, may do it later on (if and when I ever get things situated here, may be a long time.) Thanks for being a friend, you really are awesome! <3

Oh- Hello! So nice to hear from you.
Don’t apologize, I know all what it’s like to move- I’ve moved about 13 times in my life and had many homeless scares, so I know how difficult it can be, but I am sure that once you settle, things will work itself out, no matter how long that may be, but until then- you take care of you. ❤️

Ah, ROTG Prompts…
Yes, I am still doing them, though to be perfectly honest, I’ve got so much going on in my head that I cannot focus on real art of late (little things are okay, but anything serious is taking a toll on me.)
So, I had decided that for the Rise of the Guardians Prompts week,
I am only doing Monday: Mythological and Friday: Forbidden Fruit.

I had originally planned Therapeutic, but the idea in my head just wasn’t happening, so I gave up on it.
I may attempt to do the others at another time, but I haven’t decided yet.

One important thing is, that I will not be drawing in the month of JULY.
I will be away in America, visiting family and attending my father’s funeral, so it will be awhile till I get back and hopefully, I’ll be in a better mind state to get back into things.


Aw, you are just too kind, though know that getting to know you has been really nice and my pleasure and if and when we chat, I’ll be looking forward to it.
Until then, take it easy and may life bring you amazing opportunities~ ❤️

Oh– and enjoy this picture of how done I am with the ROTG Prompts lol
(I know you’ll get a kick out of it.)

~ ❤️ ~

Supernatural {Sentence Starters}
  • "I tricked you into saying yes. It seemed like the only way."
  • "I got to tell you some stuff, fast. It's gonna piss you off."
  • "We’re gonna fight this. I got the plan, you just need to hang on."
  • "Since when have you ever complained about being around food?"
  • "We know a little about a lot of things; just enough to make us dangerous."
  • "Maybe you should try Plan 'D for dumbass'."
  • "I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!"
  • "People in your general vicinity don't have much in the way of a life-span."
  • "Look. I mean, there's got to be an explanation for this!"
  • "You say it and I will kill you,your children and your grandchildren!"
  • "Yeah, I might have lied. But I never once betrayed you!"
  • "If you don't think that I would die for you, I don't know what to tell you."
  • "Again. You thought I couldn't handle something, so you took over!"
  • "You're not gonna poke her with a stick!"
  • "You look like hell, and I should know."
  • "Are we going to fight or make out? 'Cause I'm getting some real mixed signals here."
  • "I know it's hard to believe, but I haven't always been this cute and cuddly."
  • "Oh my god! These guys are psychopaths!"
  • "I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot."
  • "You don't understand. I. NEED. PIE!"
  • "I hate these indie films. Nothing ever happens."
  • "I may not think things all the way through. Okay? But what I do, I do because it's the right thing."
  • "I'm confused. Why aren't you dead?"
  • "Don't you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you!"
  • "Do we need a cat? Doesn't this place feel one species short?"
  • "What do you want me to say? That I've made mistakes? I've made mistakes."
  • "If you don't help us, I will hunt you down and kill you."
  • "I'm just trying to make you feel better. Don't be a bitch."
  • "You ever do anything else with your free time? Like take a ______ out for a drink?"
  • "Oh, dude, that’s totally age inappropriate.

anonymous asked:

Y is it takin so long to write bitch r u even trying

Alright, I’m going to lay a few things out for you right now

This may come as a shock to you, but I am a living, breathing human, not some machine that you press a few buttons on and can promptly produce a masterpiece
I know, take a minute. Sit down if you need to

Now, let’s do some math here
I think, in total, I had 23 different prompts sent to me. I’d say on average, I like to keep them close to around 500 words per request, give or take a couple hundred, depending. Admittedly, math isn’t my strongest subject, but that comes to about 11.5k words, yeah? And, the one I’m writing currently is already significantly longer, so add a few thousand to that

That may not seem like a lot for some people, and for that I applaud them wholeheartedly, but I’ve been writing while dealing with a lot of outside issues. Hell, I have ADHD so the fact that I’m able to sit down and write at all seems to be a mini miracle at times. So, over 11k words in a short period of time is a ridiculous feat for me, especially if you want something halfway decent as opposed to a few weak sentences pieced together because I was bullied and rushed, but I’m trying to get them out in a timely manner because I don’t want to disappoint anybody.

Not to mention the fact that I’m doing these entirely for my own enjoyment. I’m not getting paid for any of these, I’m just trying to write because I have a love of writing and I wanted to share that.

I politely request that you remain patient with me. If you sent a prompt in, I will be getting to it eventually.

And, if you didn’t send me a prompt? I don’t exactly think you have any right at all to complain.

Thank you for your time, and I hope you have a lovely day.

so i was tagged by the lovely @lunar–resonance a shamefully long time ago, and as you can tell by the date i started this a while back, but i found it in my drafts so HERE WE GO (and thank youuuu for the tag, i really like doing these!)

TIME AND DATE: 2:44 pm May 27

LAST THING I GOOGLED: gnocchi

BIRTHDAY: 8/24

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: ace

HEIGHT: 5′6″

FAVORITE COLOR(S): BLUE

HOW MANY BLANKETS DO I SLEEP UNDER: 1 (2 sometimes b/c even tho it’s summer i’m still cold at night D:)

WHAT I’M WEARING RIGHT NOW: black cargo shorts and a light t-shirt with birds

LAST BOOK I READ: In Other Words by Jhumpa Lahiri (which i really recommend, it is really good, esp for anyone who’s bilingual and/or multicultural)

FAVORITE BEVERAGE: Baikal (russian soda)

FAVORITE FOOD: chocolate cake

LAST MOVIE I WATCHED: Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (either that or the first Captain America, can’t remember)

DREAM VACATION: i want to go to venice with my best friends can that be a thing please (honestly… at this point any vacation where i get to see my best friends for long extended periods of time is a dream vacation b/c i am a sap and miss all my friends who live too far away)

DREAM WEDDING: … my dream wedding is a nonexistent one (i don’t mind the idea of marriage tbh, but i do NOT need to deal with the insanity that is a wedding)

DREAM PET: CAN I HAVE A WOLF AND/OR A DRAGON B/C THAT’D BE LIFE GOALS RIGHT THERE

DREAM JOB: author

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP A NIGHT: 6 (when i actually have time, i sleep somewhere between 9-10 hours)

IF SOMEONE GAVE ME $646 RIGHT NOW I WOULD SPEND IT ON: friendos, books, and the rest into savings (i also really want to get myself a thing or two aside from that e.g. two custom shirts and fandom merch)

I tag: @mystery-shrouded @malicevsmischief @firethatquests and anyone else who wants to do this *coughs unsubtly into my fist: i would tag my irl friends but i’m not sure you guys like this sort of thing sooooo i’m leaving it up to the chance that you see this and feel like doing it*

anonymous asked:

How's your dissertation going, professor?

(;゚∀゚)=3

Ah. Well. I’ve written…something down at some point this summer. So that’s a thing.

I may or may not have a decent lead on my current project, and I’ve been shamelessly hogging one of my university’s x-ray diffractometers for a week and metaphorically hissing at those who express interest in using the same instrument.

So things are…going. In some direction or another.

  • Naruto: *almost crying* Sakura-chan, why are you mad at me?!
  • Sakura: *keeps rearranging the bandages on Naruto's arm* I've told you I'm not mad
  • Naruto: but you seem to be ignoring me since-
  • Sakura: *increases the bandages pressure* since I found that pretty physician here feeding you ramen gently the other day? May be.
  • Naruto: you mean Tomoko? *Sakura tighten more and more the bandages* OUCH! TOO TIGHT!
  • Sakura: *angrily letting go of Naruto* Well, maybe you'd prefer "Tomoko" to do it! *takes again the bandages and then whispers* You even call her just by her name! UGH!
  • Naruto: Could it be? You're really jealo-
  • Sakura: Don't you dare- *Naruto kisses her*
  • Naruto: *triumphantly smiling* You're so cute when you're jealous
  • Sakura: *hits Naruto and going out of the room she says with a softer voice* I'm not jealous
  • Naruto: Worth it!

anonymous asked:

You're such a beautiful artist,I just absolutely love your perfect drawings everytime I see it,I'm very grateful that you are drawing,if you would not mind if I may ask for an request,You don't have to do it if you would not like,Fem!Aoba x Male Ren,I just simply love everything you do it gives me so much bliss in my heart,There's something about your art that is breath-taking it's amazing,I give you blessing from the deepest of my soul,I'm over whelmed that you are a extraordinary person!

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! THIS MAKes me so happy you don’t even know orz Here you go, anon! Sorry it’s late!! I’ll engrave your words onto my heart!!!!

Don’t Go Far Off
by Pablo Neruda

Don’t go far off, not even for a day, because –
because – I don’t know how to say it: a day is long
and I will be waiting for you, as in an empty station
when the trains are parked off somewhere else, asleep.

Don’t leave me, even for an hour, because
then the little drops of anguish will all run together,
the smoke that roams looking for a home will drift
into me, choking my lost heart.

Oh, may your silhouette never dissolve on the beach;
may your eyelids never flutter into the empty distance.
Don’t leave me for a second, my dearest,

because in that moment you’ll have gone so far
I’ll wander mazily over all the earth, asking,
Will you come back? Will you leave me here, dying?

anonymous asked:

Could I please request a Hanamiya + Haizaki angst scenario when their s/o is leaving them because they don't believe they truly care about them? (If that makes any sense omg that sounded like a mess.)

Yes you may~~ It made sense don’t worry! ^^ Enjoy~~ WARNING: using some profanities in here. enjoy(??) 

-Admin Nanacchi  

Hanamiya
“Hanamiya, are you even listening to me?” 
You were walking with your boyfriend down a quiet street. He had been a bit down since he lost his game against Seirin, and seeing that you kinda missed his sinister looking smirk, you wanted to make him happy.  
But the date had been going wrong since the second you two stepped outside.
One moment he’ll be ignoring you, the other he’ll send a jab towards your ego. Even though you knew he didn’t mean any of them, it was getting to the point you felt he was just using you as some emotional punching bag.
Turning abruptly at him, stopping him in mid-stride you glared at him.”Hanamiya, what did i just say?”
“Are you listening to me blah blah blah,” He rolled his eyes and tried to move past you, when you wouldn’t he looked at you with anger seeping in his eyes. “Move it _____.”
“No.”
“I said move it baka.” He drawled out the word baka making you even more upset.
“Fine, I’ll just fucking move then.” You walked past Hanamiya, shoving him slightly. 
“Where the hell are you going now?” He sighed. “Look you’re pissing me off ____.”
You turned around and gave him an exasperated look. “Pissing you off? How about pissing ME off? All you’ve been is mean to me, treating me like crap the entire night, even going as far as saying my dress looked like shit. I’m tired of YOUR shit Hanamiya.” Tears threatening to fall you breathed heavily, trying to control the shaking of your hands. When no one said a word, you grew even more annoyed, “What, got nothing left to say? Can’t even apologize to your girlfriend?”
“For what?” Hanamiya looked at you lazily. 
“Forget it,” You let a tear slip, rubbing your face angrily for doing so. “I’m done. We’re,” you pointed at him and you, “done.” 
With that you turned and walked away, each step getting faster until you ran in the distance leaving Hanamiya alone.
He didn’t mean to say that. Hell, he didn’t mean to say any of those things you accused him of saying. True he wasn’t paying attention to you, but he only said those remarks to get you out of the stores you took him to. Hanamiya wouldn’t admit that he had been getting restless over the countless guys that tried to talk to you; he wouldn’t dare say he was jealous. Your dress was shit? No it wasn’t he was just trying to get you to change out of it earlier because he was sure that someone would look at you the wrong way. He hadn’t been paying attention? Hanamiya was busy glaring at the idiot who kept trying to talk to you.
He said the wrong things just now and look at what his stubborness got him-nothing, he got absolutely nothing, because there was his girl running from him and all he could do was simply stand there and regret that he couldn’t explain the reason to his actions more clearly.

Haizaki

“Look I don’t need your stupid first aid kit.” Haizaki grunted and pushed your stuff on the ground. “I’m okay, it’s just a stupid punch.”
“Haizaki, you’re bleeding, just shut up and let me take care of you okay?” 
Pulling out an antiseptic, you put some of it on a few cotton balls. Muttering that it’d sting, you lightly dabbed it on your boyfriend’s head only to hear him say a string of profanity. 
“What the hell ____!” Haizaki pushed you slightly. He didn’t mean to but you fell on the floor. You let out a yelp as you felt your back ache. Glaring at him you got up-no help offered on his part; not even a single apology.
“Haizaki, you’re really testing me right now.”
He snorted. “Yeah, yeah whatever you say.”
“I’m being serious.” You glared at him. “First you come to my apartment all bloody and bruised for our date, then you yell at me for trying to help you and now you won’t even apologize for making me fall?”
“So?” Wrong response Haizaki thought.
“SO? Okay Mr. Dip-shit you think you can treat a girl, let alone YOUR girlfriend like that? Do you not even care that I’m a person too? I have feelings Haizaki, I worry about you, I care about you and here you are basically implying you don’t give a damn.”
“Maybe I don’t give a damn.” Haizaki smirked. He laid further back into your couch and closed his eyes. “Just let me sleep _____.”
“Get out.” Haizaki ignored you. “I said get out Haizaki.” 
Throwing a glass of water at him, he got up instantly. He grunted, but decided not to say anything. You’d get over this spectacle. Smiling, he waved at you jokingly, “Bye-bye kid. See you later.”
“We’re through Haizaki.” 
“You’re just putting on a brave face ____. Please, we’re not even done.” 
“I’m serious. It’s done Haizaki. You, me, we’re not together anymore.” Haizaki turned to make a tease you more, but when he saw you holding yourself, shaking from the tears that you tried to keep inside, he knew you were being truthful. Angry he walked to the door opened and slammed it loudly. Once he left you started crying loudly thinking he had left.
Haizaki slid down your door outside and held his head in in hands. He couldn’t tell you he was bruised from fighting with a couple of guy from school who kept looking and talking about you like a piece of meat. He couldn’t explain why he didn’t want you to take care of him because he was afraid of showing his softer side to you. Haizaki couldn’t even make himself go towards you to comfort you and probably resolve the relationship because he was too damn full of pride. Now he was stuck sitting outside your door thinking why he never showed you the respect you deserved; he was stuck regretting not ever saying thank you to you.

[Alright, I’m gonna go play some more of Pokemon Reborn. Like before, if you reply to this post with a name than I shall nickname the next Pokemon I catch that. Even if the name is something ridiculous like JOHN CENA and such.]

A Little Encouragement from the Sidemen
  • A/N: I obviously don't know if this is actually what would happen, I just thought some of the fam might need it.
  • Simon: Hey, come on, you've got too much sweg for this. *gives you a really big hug*
  • Harry: Hooooowwwwww could you even believe any of the haters or that you're not special? *goofy smile and sweater paw thumbs up*
  • Ethan: You're a mad ting, and mad tings are beast. *uncontrollable Ethan laughter*
  • JJ: Nah, you're the best. Don't let anyone tell you different, got that? *bone-crushing hug, with little sweater paws*
  • Tobi: Alright now, chin up. It may seem like it's bad now but we're going to be right here for you for as long as you still need us. *hug of literal sunshine and happiness*
  • Vik: I've got no bad puns for this, but you're so important and you don't even know it, but we'll never forget. *the kind of hug only our smol can pull off*
  • Josh: Come on now, none of this. You can do so much better because you are better. Yeah, I know you don't believe yet but you are. *some weird Josh antic like usual*