mahi ve!

ishqbaaz 12.04.17 lb
  • forget the mystery of where shivaay is, i’m still wondering what the large E on prinku’s wall stands for… 🤔🤔🤔
  • has anika bothered telling these two that kameeni and ranveer are in on it, or is she waiting for the planets to align favourably for that shubh ghadi? 🙄🙄🙄
  • … is anyone hearing anika talk to herself??? like… ho kya raha hai??? 😕😕😕
  • ouff, these two assholes. how did poor, pure mahi ve get born into this shitty fam? 😔😔😔
    • i mean… we’ve also been asking this of omkara, so… 😕😕😕
  • ranveer is so fucking devoid of a personality. he has no opinion in all this. loser. 😒😒😒
  • kameeni’s overconfidence is gonna get her in trouble. shoulda listened to mahi ve. if nothing, he’s been living with these ppl for weeks now and knows how they operate. 😐😐😐
  • we already know anika’s the one in the joda thanks to yest’s precap. awaiiii ka drama. 🙄🙄🙄
  • why the f would “shivaay” stand there, on the ladke-waalon ka side? have they given up all pretense that this is shivaay??? 😐😐😐
    • kameeni ki batti finally jali. 🙃🙃🙃
  • lmaoooooo i relate with pinky’s level of rage so much. i too, live in a constant state of wanting to beat someone up. (ง'̀-‘́)ง  (ง'̀-'́)ง  (ง'̀-'́)ง
  • kameeni be like: 
  • lmaooooooo the trash-talk on both sides. both sides are such fucking idiots. 😂😂😂
  • aur is sab ke beech mein bechaara mahi ve. bachchu just runnnn awayyyyy. 😫😫😫
  • suchhh shameless this kameeni is. 🤢🤢🤢
    • also suchhhhh fucking stupid. demanding dowry RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE MEDIA. 😑😑😑
  • lol everyone’s faces at mahi ve promising the diamonds. 😂😂😂
  • 200 cr. worth of diamonds in a cheapass pouch you normally give kids as party favours filled with candy. 🙄🙄🙄
  • omg kameeni, hadhhhhh hoti hai laalach aur cheapdepannnn ki. seriously. 😧😧😧
  • what safe does kameeni have on THESE premises??? matlab, kuch bhi??? 😑😑😑
  • how on earthhhhhh did she manage to install a confetti canon IN oberoi mansion??? 🤔🤔🤔
  • lmao omggggg. step aside, shivaay; kameeni is the new definition of Extra™ 😂😂😂
  • what kinda shittyass reporters are these, who get their story from confetti at a party?!?!?!? like that’s their “source”. CONFETTI. 😐😐😐
    • what even is journalism in the ishqbaaz universe????? 😂😂😂
  • it’s been a while since dadi has had such a jhatka (last one was kapoor reveal.) she’ll have to go on another long haridwar/amritsar/tirupati yaatra to recover. 😆😆😆
  • i love how prinku’s MOM isn’t here (is jhanvi ok? is she still alive??? i’m like a month behind on DBO, so i really don’t know…) and tej and rudra are like… mostly non-responsive, so pinky and shakti have basically adopted prinku and are the ones fighting for her. 😚😚😚
  • goddddddd, awaiiiiii ka drama. 🙄🙄🙄
  • “aap jitne bhi ameer ho, mere bete ko khareed nahi sakte!” 
    • lmao ok bitch, give us back the diamonds then. 😒😒😒
  • lollllllll were kameeni and ranveer expecting the oberois to be begging them to come back??? 😂😂😂
  • pffffft, itna “meri bahu, meri bahu” kar ke, you don’t even recognise her voice? 🙄🙄🙄
    • waise yeh baat bhi hai ki prinku rarely uses her voice. kameeni cannot be faulted for being confused. 😕😕😕
  • LOL SUCHHHHH AWAIIIIIII KA CHUTIYAAAPAAAAAA 😂😂😂
  • mahi ve be like “oh shittttttt, i toldddd you losers! i told you that mrs. kanji-aankh was a force to be reckoned with!!!!!!!”
    • hahahahaha omg he just said exaaaactly that. 😂😂😂
  • oh shit he found the tracker! 😯😯😯
    • pft, why would you hide it in suchhhhh an obvious place though???? 😑😑😑
  • “nikal le beta mahi!” 
    • hahahahaha, he just fucking noped outta there, leaving mummayyy and ranveer to fend for themselves. besttttt. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • boy oh boy, the oberois are advancing towards kameeniiiiii pretty menacingly. 🙈🙈🙈
    • shoulda listened to mahi ve and been happy with the 10 cr. ke kangan, kameeni. awaiiiii panga le liya. 😆😆😆
  • ranveer still has zeroooooo fucks to give. as usual. 🙄🙄🙄
    • like… kahan se pakad ke laaye is namoone ko yaar? rudra (leenesh) is making more of an impact with his two second waale eyebrow jiggle reactions than this loser. 😑😑😑
    • i’ll be so glad once this track is over and i never have to see his lameass one-and-a-half-expression face on my screen again. bring back the kapoors already!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃
  • idhar bhi credit shivaay ko???? kaam toh pura anika ne kiya, aur credit to the dumbass who took like a week to break out of a ramshackle cabin and didn’t realize ranveer was in on the plan even AFTER he revealed himself. this is why we need #feminism. 😒😒😒

  • lmao, anika’s definitely feeling the Dard™ now. happy, shivaay??? 😋😋😋

“Allah’ın adıyla” diye başlayan bir film, Heiran. Son yıllarda İran sinemasının sunduğu gönle dokunan hatta biraz da fazla dokunan işlerden biri.
Heiran ile Mahi'nin sağlam aşklarını konu alan film o tek kelimelik sihirli şeyi yine gündeme getiriyordu. Aşkın tek kelimeyle tarifini yapabilir misin gibi saçma saçma sorular vardır, hadi ona bir kelimeyle cevap vermeye çalışalım: “TESLİMİYET”. Bir insana teslim olursun beşeri aşk olur, Allah'a teslim olursun ilahi aşk olur. Bu kabiliyet işidir gücün ne kadarına yetiyorsa o kadarını yaparsın. Hani Alper Gencer şöyle bir şey diyordu dimi: “isyan damarı olmayanın teslimiyete kalbi yoktur!” Teslimiyete kalbi olanlara selam olsun…
Yine o sihirli kelimeye dönelim, “aşk” herkesin ağzına pelesenk olmuş kelime, sorsan herkes aşkı arar ve ister. Peki kim aşk için bir şeyler yapar. İnsan gönülden ibarettir bunu kim gerçekçi kılar. Yürek acayip bir şeydir dostlar acayip bir hal…
Film evet Heiran bu kelimeyi yani aşkı gerçekçi kılmak için elinden geleni yapmış iyi de yapmış, anlayana çok şey anlatmış. Mesela gönül üstadı Mevlana da anlayanlara çok şey anlatıyor:
“Yorulacaksan, sıkılacaksan, keşkelere sığınacaksan, söze ama diye başlayacaksan girme AŞK yoluna.
AŞK der ki; yolumdaysan başım fedadır yoluna ama bil ki, senin de başını isterim yoluma. Kahır, kapris gelecekse senden amenna. Ama ayağına diken batarsa, ah edip vahlanma. AŞK, bilek gücü değil yürektir. Yüreğin yetmiyorsa düşme yoluma..”
Heiran ve Mahi; yorulmamayı, mücadeleyi, teslimiyetin isyan damarından geçtiğini gösteriyorlardı. Bu aşklar yalnızca filmlerde olmaz, filmler böyle aşklardan olur. Şunu bi iyi öğrenelim dostlar..
Madem güzel film Allah'ın adıyla başlıyordu biz de Allah'ın selamı üzerinize olsun diyerek bitirelim…  

‘‘Biz Aşk'ı yanlış filmlerden öğrendik, sevgilim.
Yoksa rahmet neden uzak kalsındı bize.’’
-Ahmet Kaynar   

Bir kadın yanaklarını sıkar o zaman aşk bazen elma gibi bir yanak olur.Una su ve sevgi katar yarılan ekmeğin buğusu olur.Sonra sarı çiçekler gelir yeşil bir yazmaya konar . Gitmek fiilinin altını çift çizgiyle en güzel trenler çizer, bisiklet bir varoluş yokuşunu çıkar. Sevgilinin peşine düşülür  -giden varsa gidenin peşinden giden bir diğer giden vardır-. Gömlek üzerine giyilen örgü yelek gibi güzel. Uzun,birbirine sıkıca bağlı örülü saç gibi mis kokulu.  "Gözler var: muhabbet. Gözler var: buğdayları güneşli bir harman manzarası gibi bakıyorlar.“  Gözde aşk, gözde yaş, gözde ayrılık, gözde serçe gibi telaşlı bekleyen sevgi. Mahi ve Heiran işte tüm bunlar.

who needs disney when there’s early 2000s bollywood ?? 

a mix for all the brown kids out there who grew up wanting to find the shah rukh kahn to their kajol (or vice versa)!

(listen)

Aal Izz Well / 3 Idiots // Zoobie Doobie / 3 Idiots // Give Me Some Sunshine / 3 Idiots // Kajrare Kajrare / Bunty Aur Babli // Dhadak / Bunty Aur Babli // Nach Baliye / Bunty Aur Babli // Chak De India / Chak De India // Dola Re Dola / Devdas // Sheesha Se Sheesha / Devdas // Dhoom Machale / Dhoom // Dilbaara / Dhoom // Crazy Kiya Re / Dhoom 2 // Ab Aja Mere Piya / Devdas // Dhoom Again / Dhoom 2 // Dil Bole Hadippa / Dil Bole Hadippa // Discowale Khisko / Dil Bole Hadippa // Ghar Aja Perdesi / Dil Wale Dulkanian Le Jayeinge // Mehendi Laga Ke Rakna / Dil Waley Dulhanian Le Jayeinge // Tujhay Dekha To Jana Sanam / Dil Waley Dulhanian Le Jayeinge // Desi Girl / Dostana // Shut Up and Bounce / Dostana // Nagada Nagada / Jab We Met // Mauja Hi Mauja / Jab We Met // Koi Mil Gaya / Kuch Kuch Hota Hai // Kuch Kuch Hota Hai / Kuch Kuch Hota Hai // Ladki Badi / Kuch Kuch Hota Kai // Kalay Megha / Laagan // Humko Humi Se Churalo / Mohabbtein // O Mitwaa Sun / Lagaan // Ajab Si / Om Shanti Om // Soni Soni Aakhiyon Wali / Mohabbtein // Dard-E-Disco / Om Shanti Om // Aankhein Khuli Hon Ya / Mohabbtein // Do U Wanna Partner / Partner // Deewangi Deewangi / Om Shanti Om // Soni De Nakhre / Partner // You’re My Love / Partner // Dhoom Taana / Om Shanti Om // Singh Is Kinng / Singh Is Kinng // Jee Karda / Singh Is Kinng // Bhootni Ke / Singh Is Kinng // Bum Bum Bole / Taare Zameen Par // Jame Raho / Taare Zameen Par // Teri Ore / Singh Is Kinng // Bunti Aur Babli / Bunti Aur Babli // It’s The Time To Disco / Kal Ho Na Ho // Kuch To Hua Hai / Kal Ho Na Ho // Mera Dil Bhi Kitna Pagal Hai / Saajan // Mere Khawabon Mein Jo / Dil Waley Dulhanian Le Jayeinge // Rang De Basanti / Rang De Basanti // Pretty Woman / Kal Ho Na Ho // Yeh Ladka Hai Deewana / Kuch Kuch Kota Hai // Mahi Ve / Kal Ho Na Ho

ishqbaaz 18.04.17 lb
  • ouff, this scene again. didn’t i already sit through this yesterday???? WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED AGAIN?? 😣😣😣
  • ugh whyyyyyyyyyyy are they playing the ‘sab ka bhai, SHIVAAY’ theme song right nowwww??? 😒😒😒
  • that was a diss @ you, kameeni. that you’re a horrible fucking family to mahi ve. that he found apnapan and pyaar among the fucked up fucking oberois. 🙈🙈🙈
  • like… what is kameeni’s deal, yo? i wanna know her backstory already. either tell me, or fuck off with this time waste of a scene. i’ve got shivaay and anika sexytimes to watch!!!!!!!!! 😾😾😾
  • someone tell me how mahi evaded capture by THE FUCKING BLACK CATS?!!? AGAIN, THEY’RE THE MOST SPECIALIZED ARMED FORCES IN THE COUNTRY!!!!!!!!! HE CAME BACK TO HIS OWN HOUSE, AND THEY STILL DIDN’T COME CATCH HIM??? 🤔🤔🤔
  • ok kameeni is officially the most horrible in this universe. like… right up there with tej. riiiiight up there. 👿👿👿
    • fuck this shit, i’m fwding to shivika sexiness. 😤😤😤
  • i legit thought anika was gonna have a khushi kumari gupta moment and be like she wants jalebis now in the dead of the night, by the way her face just LIT THE FUCK UP at the mention of jalebis. 😙😙😙
  • hee hee hee, anika doing shivaay’s signature sexy move on him:
  • lmaoooo “speech hai kya, jo khade hoke deni hai??” 😂😂😂
  • lol awwwww, look at him with finger on lips like nursery waala bachcha. 😚😚😚
  • basically, anika in this scene: 
  • god, just one day in my life i want to be as confident as this girl. just one hour even! 😐😐😐
  • billuji decides to give anika a taste of her own medicine! 😏😏😏
  • YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
  • okaaaay, weird too-long shot of him feeling up her hand… GET ON WITH IT, SON! 😕😕😕
  • ooooooh. challllenge!!!! 😏😏😏
    • pft. she already got hit by a bullet. how’s she gonna TOP this in order to force the confession outta him???? 😑😑😑
      • this scene should have been before she got shot! then we’d have got the amaaaazing manpain shivaay’d go through of not telling her he loved herrrrrr!!!! ugh. love that angsty guilty shit. 😌😌😌
  • GOD JUST FUCKING KISS HER YOU FUCKING IDIOT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 😫😫😫
  • oufffff whyyyy was it badlyyy edited to suddenly go from “aap bolenge na?” to “ghanti baj gayi?” they should have just had the ghantiiiii parttttt. 😑😑😑
    • also eeeee. billu ki dil ki ghantiiii baj gayiiii! 🔔🔔🔔
  • “kuch kaam hai” = “i have to go murder ranveer now” 🙃🙃🙃
  • broooooo, whyyyy would you leaveeeeee herrrrr at a time like thissss??? this is not goooood. this is NOT GOOD. 😩😩😩
  • hein??? how did he come from the other direction??? there’s nothingggg but wall there!?!?!? the fuck is even happening??? 😧😧😧
    • STOP TELEPORTING, SHIVAAY! THAT’S DBO CRAP, NOT ISHQBAAZ STUFF! 😒😒😒
  • FORESHADOWING. he’s not gonna be there. or he will in a veryyy baaaad state. 🙈🙈🙈
  • KYUNKI WOH MERAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!!? 🙀🙀🙀
    • I KNOW “BHAIIIII”, BUT I WANNA HEAR HIMMM SAY IT! 😗😗😗
  • oh god. mahi ve’s gonna die. he’s gonna dieeeeeeeeee in the process of saving shivaay. HE’S GONNA DIEEEEEE!!!! 😩😩😩
  • also, apparently mahi ve and kameeni were the ones who bought anika’s old house. 😐😐😐
  • ouffffo pinky ka drama abhi tak khatam nahi hua. please tell me dadi talks some sense into herrrrrr. 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽
  • i don’t get brown moms like these. how can you compare yourself to your son’s wife????? like, the two of you occupy different spheres of his life??? like… it’s just fucking weird, yo. 😬😬😬
  • ughhhhhh. such unnecessary machismo, shivaay. seriously. you’re rich. if even brokeass kameeni can hire gundas, then why can’t YOU hire someone top of the line to just finish him off? why do you wanna get your own hands dirty? 🙄🙄🙄
  • also, this is the same place where daksh tried to drown anika. i think someone took my idea of “cool murder spot with disco lighting” and made it a reality! 😆😆😆
  • WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU COME ALONE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT?????? WHY WOULDN’T YOU BRING OMRU???? OR AT LEAST YOUR FUCKING SECURITY?????????? 😩😩😩
  • he deserved that whack to the head, honestly, for being such a fucking moron. 😒😒😒

  • lmaoooo, mahi ve’s doing shivaay’s signature sexyyy move on him too! 😂😂😂
    • but seriously, sighhhhh. oh mahi ve. why are you so pure and good? this is just going to get you murdered. please just run away to a far off land and live happily ever after there, dancing to gandi baat. 😩😩😩
ishqbaaz 13.04.17 lb
  • dadi’s face as she advances towards kameeni, yiiiiiiikes. 😬😬😬
  • honestly, at this point i’m wondering what has to happen to get an expression/reaction out of ranveer. coz the man has not flinched. not once. a face carved out of stone, this one. 😐😐😐
  • pfffffffft where evennnn is this ridiculous man? has he retreated back into his kidnapping waala “caybin” for inspiration?? 😒😒😒
  • shivaay; amazingly NOT for the first time within this calendar month: “oh shit, saumya!!!!! i have GOT to stop forgetting of her existence!!!! 😧😧😧
  • how nice of anika to explain the plan to these idiots. kahan milte hai itneeee considerate opponents aaj kal? 😌😌😌
  • mahi ve, just get out with your life and limbs intact instead of thinking how to save your mummayyyy. she deserves whatever’s coming to her for not listening to you. 🙄🙄🙄
    • too late. kanji aankh-waala has struck. siiiigh. oh mahi ve. i was rooting for youuu. 😔😔😔
  • whyyyy the hell does shivaay’s room door bolt like that from the outside??? 🤔🤔🤔
  • kameeni is a dheent. not willing to accept defeat so easy. 😒😒😒
  • oooooooooh does kameeni not realise that this is not “her” shivaay? 😆😆😆
    • lmao, she’s like the OPPOSITE of jaya bachchan in k3g. 😂😂😂
  • waah, casual misogyny and threats of violence against a woman. there’s the shivaay we know and despise! been a while since he showed up! 😎😎😎
    • the minor-estttttt of reactions from ranveer at that. the bare minimum. amazing. 😊😊😊
  • lmaoooooo abbbb tubelight jala inka. 💡💡💡
    • like… what were they expecting? they knew shivaay had escaped and was in the house and did absolutely NOTHING to mitigate this contingency. 😑😑😑
      • the kapoors were waaaaaaaaay better at scheming than this. hell, even roop and gayatri were better than this! 🙄🙄🙄
  • look at the oberois’ pride at their daughter’s non-fertilized eggs, snort. 😂😂😂
  • rudra has fulfilled his brotherly duties for the month on THIS show by silently putting his arm around prinku. he’s now free to disappear for the next 3 weeks and go make homophobic jokes over on DBO. 😎😎😎
  • okay but how did ranveer KEEP giving whatever these drugs are to prinku when she was back home from the camping trip???? 🤔🤔🤔
    • actually, prinku’s so fucking stupid, i don’t think it was very difficult for him to manage to come up with something. 🙄🙄🙄
  • prinku, ffs. stop crying and go carry out what gauri’s constantly threatening people with: ek jhaaap mein deewar pe sattt jaibeee. 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽
  • RANVEER STILL HAS ZEROOOOOOOOOOO REACTION. 😐😐😐
  • come onnnn tej, go to town on him. BEAT 👏🏽 HIS 👏🏽 ASS 👏🏽  
    • wtf are you doing stopping him, rudra?!?!?!? YOU SHOULD HOLD RANVEER DOWN FOR PAPA TO STOMP ON HIM. UGH. WHAT A WASTE OF ALL THOSE MUSCLES YOU ARE. 😒😒😒
  • dadiiiiii is super clueless about what’s going on, as usual. 😌😌😌
  • pfffft. overconfidence toh dekho. bee tee dubs, when was the last time you ppl even checked on saumya? 😏😏😏
  • kameeni gives zero fucks anymore, she’s like “don’t forget we’re holding saumya hostage!!!!” IN FRONT OF THE MEDIA. 😆😆😆
  • LMAO KAMEENI’S “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME” LOOK AT RANVEER HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • most anticlimactic rescue story everrrrrrrr. goddamnit rudra, i wanted some angsty shit between the two of you when you saved her. ugh. 😑😑😑
    • why do the writers hate ruMya so????? WHY DID YOU MAKE US SHIP THEM IF YOU DON’T INTEND TO GIVE US A STORYLINE WITH THEM?????????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
  • again, dadi cares about saumya NOW that she’s back. didn’t give a rat’s ass when she was missing for like… a week now. 🙄🙄🙄
  • best part of this reveal is that pinky’s intuition and feelings about kameeni are totes validated. maine kaha tha na, mummayyy ko sab pata hai! 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽
  • lol rudra, you’ve ALWAYS been a shitty judge of character. other than anika, not ONCE have you managed to gauge a person’s character correctly. 🙄🙄🙄
  • ranveer’s reaction at the news of his superior being informed of his kartootein, surely resulting in losing his job/potentially being JAILED: 

“oh well. we tried, i guess.”

  • lmaoooooooo, diamonds bhi gayeeeee. this is so reminiscent of the andaz apna apna climax scene: “haath ko aaya, par mooh na laga.” 😂😂😂
  • i am lovinggggg rudra’s gleeeee at this whole thing. 😂😂😂
  • LOL THE OBROS ARE IN FULL FORM WITH HITTING PPL OVER THE HEAD TODAY. 😆😆😆
    • why is ommmm not here, to give ranveer one over the head???? he’s the one who deserves it mostt!!! and i wanna see OM be the one to do it, for how much grief he caused him. HE RELAPSED INTO DRUG ADDICTION AND ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKER! 😠😠😠
  • this whole plot is honestly so fucking boring. pffft, amateur villains. 😒😒😒
    • like, shivaay was a better villain to anika in initial episodes than these ppl. 🙄🙄🙄
  • will anyone bother asking these ppl WHY they went to such lengths to fuck the oberois over? no? just me wondering that? ok then. 😕😕😕
    • like, is this all related to the sister that prinku ran over? is that story even real???? does such a sister even exist??? or does kameeni have an agenda of her own???? WHAT EVEN WAS THE POINT OF ALL THIS???????? 😩😩😩
  • um kameeni, you’re kiiiinda forgetting something… oh idk, YOUR SON???? 😶😶😶
  • i fucking love shivaay is sooooo encouraging of all the women of his fam to beat the crap outta the men who fucked with them. 🙃🙃🙃
  • it only took 250+ episodes for prinku to grow a fucking spine. 😌😌😌
  • ranveer’s face on being slapped: 

“sure. i deserved that, i suppose.”

  • arrrrre waah, tevar toh dekho is kameeni ke!!! 😑😑😑
    • ALSO WHY DOES SHE CARE ABOUT RANVEER SO MUCH AND NOT HER OWN FUCKING SON?????? 😫😫😫
  • what a stupiddddd filler of an ep. 😒😒😒 
ishqbaaz 14.04.17 lb

Happy Vishu, Puthandu, and Vaisakhi to all! May the new year bring you all lots of joy and luck! 💖💖💖

Though I’m not celebrating this year, I went out to spend the day with my cousins and their puppy. Any day with lots of puppy kisses is a good day in my book! 😊😊😊


  • look what you’ve done now, kameeni. you’ve made shivaay use his growly voice. it’s never good when the growly voice comes out. just cut your losses and fucking LEAVE already. 😒😒😒
  • time for bhai-behen bonding, bhari public mein. 🙄🙄🙄
    • is it killing anyone else a little on the inside to hear the obro theme music being played now? not that i consider prinku’s bond with shivaay suspect or anything, but just coz… i miss my boys being together soooooo much. i missssss my boyssss. 😭😭😭😭😭
  • time for dadi to offer platitudes. ugh. 😑😑😑
  • lmao shivaay’s shifty eyes at pinky’s question. 😂😂😂
  • mahi ve has more coherence waking up from a mini-coma than i have waking up from a mid-day nap. what a champ. this man deserves so much better. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
  • oh ho mahi ve, there’s a giantass window leading out to the pool area that anika uses to jump out of everytime her husband tries to sex her. use that naa. 😗😗😗
  • i love how shivaay’s excuses for doing ANYTHING basically boil down to:
    • my family. 👪🏽👰🏽👵🏽👦🏽👦🏽👧🏽👨🏽👩🏽
    • my stock prices. 📈📉
      • that’s it. the man has no other motivations in life. 😐😐😐
  • oh good. mahi ve heard my telepathic instructions to him. 😊😊😊
  • … so do you throw a party every day your sister is safe? basically, every day? 🙄🙄🙄
    • why haven’t you thrown the fucking media outttt already??? 😣😣😣
  • um… the fuck? shivaay has black cat commandos out for mahi ve? like… seems like a bit much (the black cats are kinda like india’s version of the US navy SEALS, the most specialized of armed forces), but also knowing shivaay and his Extra™ ways, i am not at alllllllll surprised. 😌😌😌
  • also, lmaooooo, he’s whispering to keep this on the down-low, but they’re entering through the fucking front door?!?! how is the media not paying attn to this????????? 😕😕😕
  • why does HIS suit have a tracker??? 🤔🤔🤔
  • … INTERROGATION ON THE HOUSE KA LAWN???? WHY? WHO THE FUCK INTERROGATES SOMEONE OUT IN THE OPEN ON SOMEONE’S LAWN??? WHY WOULDN’T YOU TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE FUCKING DUNGEONS???? 😫😫😫
    • ffs, shivaay needs to hire me as his security and safety strategist. 😒😒😒
  • mahi ve, just remove the fucking jacket and abandon it and runnnn. like… there’s no need to put the tracker on real shivaay and escalate this situation. 😩😩😩
  • anika’s overconfidence is both adorable and troubling. 😟😟😟
  • aw man. foreshadowing and angsty looks. oh babies. 😥😥😥
  • mahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii veee, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. 😫😫😫
  • yikes. creepy to see both of them togetherrrrr. 😖😖😖
    • nakuul mehta’s face is really something that’s better in contained and limited doses. too much of a good thing and all that… 😗😗😗
  • lmaoooooo, shivaaay ka toh pappuuuuu ban gaya. 😂😂😂
  • oh anikaaaa. your shivaay-dar is hella brokennnnn, girl. 😐😐😐
  • the TOUCH is what’s gonna set her alarm bells ringing. coz she’s not gonna feel The Haseen Dard™. 😆😆😆
    • haaaaaaaa, called it! 😂😂😂😂
  • mahi ve be like “abbe yaaar, fuck these two and their bullshit ESP (Extra-Sensory Pyaar™)” 😂😂😂😂
  • lmaoooooo, mahi is me, stress eating sweets in time of crisis. 🤤🤤🤤
  • ouff, how much time-waste in slo mo running. 😒😒😒
  • shivaay is acting mostttt un-shivaay-like, at a moment where he needs to act MOST shivaay-like. 🙄🙄🙄
  • anika is having a major paro from devdas climax waala moment. 😐😐😐
  • shivaay so amazeballs, he beats up BLACK CAT COMMANDOS. 🙄🙄🙄
  • “hum kaise maan le?” 
    “kyunki main keh rahi hoon. main inki patni hoon. aur patni apne pati ko pehchaane mein dhoka nahi khaa sakti!”
    • lol but you did? for like a good week you didn’t realize that this WASN’T your husband???? 😕😕😕
  • basically, this scene: 

    • except not half as entertaining or hilarious. 😑😑😑
  • lmaoooooo everyone’s facesssss at the two shivaays. 😂😂😂
  • oh ho mahi ve, why did you have to give it awayyyyyyy? 😑😑😑
    • i am sumo, just so fucking exhausted of being caught up in this family’s apeshit daily drama and wondering how to break free of them once and for all. 😔😔😔
  • lo yeh kameeni abhi tak gayi nahi yahan se. 😒😒😒
  • such a contrived situationnnnnnn, having anika stand all faaaaaaaaaar away and walking over to him in slo mo. 🙄🙄🙄
  • OH HO SHE DIDN’T GET SHOT TODAY ALSO. HAVE TO WAIT ALLLLLLLL THE WAY TILL MONDAY FOR THE MAN PAIN AND ANGST. FML YAAAAAAAAR. 😣😣😣😩😩😩
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  • anika, that EXACT man is in your bedroom, making puppy eyes and waiting to kiss you. go back there, instead of going on this futile wild goose chase for the off-brand fake, that’s sure to fuck your life up. 😣😣😣
  • who just fucking WALKS into the house of a stranger? that too a potentially dangerous one like mahi? 😑😑😑
    • anika’s smarts have been steadily declining since the day she married into the oberoi fam. 🙄🙄🙄
  • … why is there a tap and matka/bucket setup in the LIVING ROOM????? 😧😧😧 
  • other than the momentary panic, she gives twooooo fucks about mahi ve’s knife at her throat. she’s like “abbe hatttta apna chakku! 😒
    • … she’s already had ample practice with real shivaay pulling a knife on her every few days. bet she doesn’t even see a knife as something potentially dangerous anymore. 😕😕😕
  • mahi ve just INSTANTLY slipped into character. amazing. 😆😆😆
    • hahaha her “are you for fuckin’ real rn?” face at him! 😂😂😂
  • anika: expert reader of all the aankhein, kanji or kaali. 👀👀👀
  • LMAOOOOO OMG WHAT ARE THOSE GIANTASS SAFETY PINS ON HIS JACKET????????? 😱😱😱
    • i guess this was what surbhi was referring to in this tweet
  • he’s gonna run, isn’t he? 😕😕😕
    • LMAOOOOOO OF COURSE. 🙄🙄🙄
  • meanwhile back in Oberoi Paagalkhaana, this aiiiwaiii ka fight is still happening. 😑😑😑
    • shivaay, bruh, didn’t you have a real estate meeting? just goooooo. 😫😫😫
  • oh howwww the shivaay has turned against his mummeh. 🙃🙃🙃
  • lord, anika’s just taking things from random thelas and hurling them at poor mahi ve. 😟😟😟
  • LMAO IS THAT STUPIDASS PLASTIC BAT SUPPOSED TO SCARE HIM???? 😂😂😂
  • i love how all the people in the chawl were super interested for the chase, but when she starts talking, they’re all like “oh whatever, she’s not beating him up, lets gtfo.” 🙃🙃🙃
  • lol, anika’s ‘street’ side is coming out. don’t make her angry mahi ve. you won’t like her when she’s angry. 😌😌😌
  • arre waaaaah. bade din ho gaye the since he broke a phone. congrats on breaking his record-long spell, pinky! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
  • ouffffffff pinkyyyyyyy. you’re the worst. 😒😒😒
  • lolllll, both shivaay and mahi ve have now been hounded and harassed by anika enough to haath jodofy and call her “meri maa!!!!!” in desperation. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • don’t look so shocked, mahi ve; anika sabbbbbbb jaanti hai. 😎😎😎
  • “saala, mera hi line mere ko chitkaa rahi hai. 😒😒😒
    • hahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • omg hahahahahaha, “kanji aankh ka role chod diya, lekin is queschun kumari ke queschun peecha nahi chodte!” 😂😂😂😂😂
  • oh anika, you beautiful fucking idiot. 🙄🙄🙄
  • godddddd, i don’t give a shit about this Oberoi Mansion nonsense. give me more of anika + mahi ve shenanigans. 😊😊😊
  • “man to man talk”; more like 8 year old man to 33 year old man!baby talk. 🙄🙄🙄
  • lord, this fucking idiot doesn’t even know that sahil and anika are not biologically related. 
    • and he didn’t even let sahil correct him. this is not going to end well. 
  • kulbhushan chaturvedi was not the name on the house sahil used to own in the earlier eps though. it was… ratnakar shinde, i believe? 🤔🤔🤔
  • of course this idiot has to spin sahil’s answers into the most pretentious fucking assumption. god shivaay, i hope anika comes home and gives you a good whack over the head with that bat. 😒😒😒
    • lmaooooo sahil’s side eye at him and his obnoxiousness. 😂😂😂
  • he’s still a manufacturer and small-scale distributor. why are you getting so iffy about it, you classist asshole? 😠😠😠
  • what beautiful rando hilltop with hipster edison bulbs is this that mahi’s hanging out on? do such places even still exist in mumbai? 😕😕😕
  • godddddd, the shitty vfx. 😣😣😣
  • stop it mahiiii veeeeee. i’m your mom now, and i say we celebrate diwali everyday. all the lights for mahi ve! ✨🎇💡🕯🌟⚡⭐
  • fwding coz i can’t handle this heartbreak. i can’t. 😥😥😥
  • meanwhile, this asshole here is in a full-on tailspin. 😐😐😐
  • YES, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO HER PARENTS ARE OR WHAT THEY DID. FIGHT THE DARKNESS, SHIVAAY! FIGHT THE DARKNESS! 😫😫😫
  • oh boyyyyyy. ohhhhhh boy. 😶😶😶
  • CHOOSE ANIKA. YOU BETTER CHOOSE ANIKA, THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, YOU STUPIDASS FUCKER; SO HELP ME GOD!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
    • HE’S NOT, ISN’T HE? HE’S GOING TO RUIN THIS. HE’S GOING TO FUCKING RUIN THIS AND HE DESERVES ALL THE PAIN AND MISERY COMING TO HIM. 😤😤😤😤
  • ouff, can the camera please stop, i’m getting fucking dizzy. 

  • ugh. fuck you pinky. fuck you to fucking fuck. 😠😠😠
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feelings going into today’s episode: 


  • ugh we KNOWWW this is real shivaay. awaiiii ka chutiyapa. 🙄🙄🙄
  • ek toh life mein itna tension, aur isse aise time pe mazaak sooj raha hai. if i was pinky, i’d have given him one of those ulte haath ka jhaapads. fucking idiot. 😤😤😤
  • snort, ok so it was rudra’s stupid idea, but the rest of you losers WENT ALONG with it. 😑😑😑
  • pffffffft. tracker. watch that shit not work. or this stuff just somehow go to hell, thanks to shivaay getting ranveer getting involved. 🙄🙄🙄
  • poor saumya. her only hope now is frozen!svetlana defrosting herself and saving her. 😥😥😥
  • oh thank god, she’s gotten her hands on a phone. 😶😶😶
  • i like how nakuul adds little uncharacteristic things that shivaay would never do while playing mahi ve. like that little weird head nod when anika handed him the clothes. 🙂🙂🙂
  • ouff idiots, is it necessary to do these little thumbs ups at each other? 😒😒😒
    • also why does shivaay have two sets of outfits, that he and mahi ve wear in perfect sync???? 😕😕😕
  • mahi ve, seriously, watch the footage for more than 3 seconds. don’t you find it suspicious that shivaay’s always in the same place wheneverrrrrrr you look???? 😑😑😑
  • HE DIDN’T SAY THE CODEWORD, AND SHE JUST STRAIGHT AWAY STARTS TALKING ABOUT THE PLAN. HONESTLY ANIKA, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMARTER THAN THIS. 😠😠😠
  • wifey is little overconfident, no? 😌😌😌
  • we’re back to this dard nonsense. 🙄🙄🙄
    • maybe usse dard nahi hota coz your seduction game weak af for the past two days, bro. step it up. MAKE the girl ache for you. put those baby blues to good use. maybe take your shirt off. 😏😏😏
  • first of all, she doesn’t UNDERSTAND the question. maybe explain to her what you mean by “dard”. with actions instead of words. press that hot bod of yours up against hers. 😙😙😙
  • i liked this game better when it was called “the faraq games”. 😕😕😕
  • “aise!!!!” *proceeds to squeeze the f out of his hand* 
    • lmaoooo, oh anika, you’re so adorable. 😂😂😂
  • NOWWWWW WE’RE TALKING!!!!!! YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIII, GIVE HER SOME “HASEEN DARD”!!!! 😏😏😏
    • shout out to my boys, kanan&biswa. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
      • (link, if you have no idea what i’m talking about. this blog is basically the written tellywood version of them. though they fully stole this idea from my brain and got famous; coz i’ve been doing this shit since like 1996, but to my poor unfortunate friends and family who happen to be around when i watch anything. 😌😌😌) 
  • lmaoooo, anika’s so me. not giving in JUST to spite him. 😂😂😂
  • … like i’m super thrilled for all the sexy shenanigans but yougaiz, mahi ve is still in the house, and you two are rightttttttt out in the open. like, you’re really tempting fate and asking to get caught. 😐😐😐
    • that said, continue, please. 😚😚😚
  • god shivaay, just kiss the girl already. you fucking tease. 😩😩😩
  • minor gripe: do not like how only anika is making sexy faces, whereas he’s just hovering by her ear all smug and shiz. i want dard waala sexy face from HIM too, like in the mangalsutra scene from amnesia days. 😌😌😌
  • … okaaaay? and what’s ^^^ that supposed to mean? 🤔🤔🤔
    • also why’s her hand still behind her back if he’s let go? 😕😕😕
  • forehead kissing, hand kissing, ugh come onnnnn. the show airs at 10 pm ffs. GIVE ME MORE THAN THIS PG 13 DISNEY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫😫
  • pro tip to shivaay, 32 year old grownass man with the game of a 14 year old: kiss more than just her hand in various places. 🙄🙄🙄
    • no wonder mallika and tia left this guy’s ass. he has no idea what to do in sexy situations. matlab, a relationship has to have SOMETHING worth staying for and lord knows his personality isn’t it. 😑😑😑
  • ooooooooh return of the ‘sexy shivaay’ theme music is giving me some hope. (the last time we heard it was in the sexy faraq games scene and he realllllly brought it then. 😉😉😉)
  • yes, you’re looking in the right direction, now to just execute the landing… 😚😚😚
  • … of course. OF COURSE. pffffffffffft. 😒😒😒
  • pft, neanderthal. she’s told you that she prefers to have her name just be anika. look at you getting all alpha-male-ish and adding your name to hers. 🙄🙄🙄
  • lol okay what was that??? why did she just say his name and walk away??? 😐😐😐
  • no need to look so pleased with your amateur seduction game, billu. you need to improve it by at least 43%. at least. 😑😑😑
  • lmao pinky and kameeni both bitching in their minds. 😂😂😂
  • lmaooooooo “mera mood theek hai; mujhe mood kharaab nahi karna.” 
    • mahi ve’s had it up to here 💁🏽💁🏽💁🏽 with this family and its unnecessary daily dramatics. 😂😂😂
  • sumo really is jr. anika. no giving up on the tadi, under any circumstances. 😇😇😇
  • lol khanna getting into the game too. 😂😂😂
  • now we know why shivaay runs the empire from the house. coz at any given time he has to play peacemaker and deliver verdicts on the never-ending conflicts happening in this house. 😕😕😕
  • this basement scene is tooo poorly lit for me to see anything that’s going on. also, i really don’t care, unless it’s rudra coming to save sumo. 🙄🙄🙄
  • lmaooooo khanna; “kuch dhamki-vamki deni hai toh de dijiye. aisi baatein mann mein nahi rakhni chahiye!” 😂😂😂
  • “yeh cheapda toh gandhigiri jhaad raha hai!” hahahaha 😂😂😂
  • … please shivaay, PLEASE, tell me you’ve made a note of ranveer’s slip up. PLEASE! 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
  • god i relate to mahi ve and his need for silence so much. i’m getting so irritated just watching anika’s antics. kudos to him for not losing it and running away already, coz i know i would have, money be damned. 😣😣😣
  • … but the word “najaayaz” wasn’t even used in the context that annoys him? 🤔🤔🤔
    • ok whatever. i don’t even care anymore. 🙄🙄🙄
  • good lord. men. they’re such scary fucking assholes. 😶😶😶
  • could you people stop with the jubilant reactions rightttt in front of him??? 😠😠😠
  • PLEASE TELL ME SHIVAAY MODIFIED THE PLAN ON THE FLY ON KNOWING THAT RANVEER IS IN ON IT. PLEASE. LORD I AM BEGGING YOU. 😫😫😫
  • please kameeni, give it away, please please please! 😩😩😩

  • JESUS CHRIST, WHAT EVEN WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF THE FUCKING CODEWORD, ANIKA?!?! WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?! ENJOY YOUR STAY IN THE FUCKING DUNGEON WITH SAUMYA AND POPSICLE!SVETLANA. AND THAT’S THE FUCKING BEST CASE SCENARIO. 😣😣😣
    • I BET YOU’LL FEEL A LOT OF DARD NOW. AND NOT THE SEXY KIND THAT PATIDEV WAS GIVING YOU. UGH. IDIOT GIRL.  😒😒😒
  • also… did mahi ve just EAT his contact lens???? 😧😧😧

also fuck nach fucking baliye for taking over saturdays and making this show a monday-friday affair now. what the fuck am i supposed to do on saturdays now????? ughhhhhhhh. 😒😒😒 

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  • lmao, pidddddi sa shivaay taking on 4 people as wide as he is tall, fucking ridiculous. 😂😂😂
  • if i had anika’s Awareness™ power, i’d be soooooo fucking pissed. like i JUST fucking got SHOT saving your ass 3 HOURS AGO, and you instantly went and got yourself attacked again?!!!?!! 
    • if the gundas don’t kill you, I SURE AS FUCK WILL. 😡😡😡
  • onlyyyyyy shivaay would have suchhhhh good hair after being hit over the fucking head. 🤕🤕🤕
  • MAHI VE TO THE RESCUEEEEEE! 😀😀😀
  • lmaooooo he just drove in the middle of the group, didn’t even touch them and they all went flying in different directions. amazing. 😂😂😂
  • mahi ve be driving around shivaay like a dog peeing on something to mark its territory. ‘mine! don’t touch!’ 😆😆😆
  • lmaooooo gundas be like WHUT???? 😂😂😂
    • that one gunda (in red) is fully checking mahi ve out hahahaha 😂😂😂
  • saaaaaarukh khan. (meta reference to how much nakuul apes srk?) 😝😝😝
  • i love how he did so much planning that he brought sand WITH him. he was like 🤔🤔🤔 first i’ll make the line with the sand, then i’ll say my dhansoooo dialogue. it’ll be fucking awesome. 😎😎😎
    • pakka shivaay ka bhai hai. has a flair for the dramatic. 😌😌😌
  • ugh. men and their mard waale issues. so boring. 😑😑😑
  • “murder spot” has number of handy places where you can hide your weapons (like a SWORD. everyone just… has a SWORD lying around, right?) to gain strategic upper hand in murdering. 
    • ^ that’s going in the brochure for the place! 😊😊😊
  • oh ho what is with oBros and just… HOLDING ON TO SWORDS with their bare hands?????? 😬😬😬
    • now shivaay and mahi will have matching sword scars on their palms, that they got protecting their brothers. 😌😌😌
  • … isn’t this how omkara and gauri got married???? what kinda weird twincest subtext is this???? 😣😣😣
  • OK ALL THE NERVES AND TENDONS AND SHIT ARE PROBABLY SEVERED IN YOUR HAND BY NOW, CAN YOU FUCKING LET GO OF THE FUCKING SWORD ALREADY!!!!!!! 😟😟😟
  • oh ho, yeh lo, this one also got hit in the head!!!!!!!!! 😒😒😒
    • but he didn’t pass out like shivaay did. mahi ve is so much better. in every way. 😊😊😊
  • jesussssss, mahi ve. why are you wasting your life if you have such skillz? go be a pro wrestler or something! like… once this is all over, tell shivaay to sponsor you and go be a part of WWE or something. 😐😐😐
  • ok bohut dekh liya maar dhaar. fwding. 😒😒😒
  • i know i rag on nakuul’s acting a lot, but man idk how he’s doing it, it’s really like they’re two different people. like he’s just playing them differently ~physically~ or something. 😶😶😶
    • i’m probably overanalyzing, he’s not even doingggg anything as shivaay, coz ffs, shivaay is unconscious. but idk, i really feel like i’m watching two different people! 😯😯😯
  • awwww man, mahi ve. why are you so good? that too, to this idiot??? he’s not gonna appreciate it. 😫😫😫
  • question: did mahi ve JUST find out that shivaay’s his brother???? like… he didn’t seem to be so loving towards him a while back? he was always calling him “kaanji aankh waala” then. and willing to get him captured by the commandos and face whatever the consequences of that were. so why such a sudden change????? 🤔🤔🤔
  • ‘kaho na pyaar hai’ waala bhai-love move. itne pyaar se toh omRu ne bhi nahi sehlaaya hoga shivaay ko. 😗😗😗
  • ok shit mahi ve is crying, and now i’m all teary. FUCK ME. FOR SUCH A STUPIDASS PLOTLINE!!!! 😥😥😥
    • it’s just that…  i’m really getting the feel that mahi ve is the bada bhai. shivaay has always been the Big Brother till now, and taking care of the others. now the Bigger Brother is here to protect him. 😭😭😭😭😭😭
    • how is he managing to make shivaaaaay look YOUNGER than mahi???? what sorceryyyyy is thisss? 😦😦😦
  • oh man. mahiiiiiiiiiiii veee. i love you so muchhhhhhhh. you’re too fucking pure for this show and these horrible people. 😪😪😪
    • i need a fucking moment to stop fucking crying. fuck. 😭😭😭😭
  • finallllllllly, we see rudra put his muscles to use in the show. 😐😐😐
  • ohhhhhhhh boy. first word is “anika”. mummaaay is not going to like that. 😬😬😬
    • just like the last time when he woke up from the gunshot though! my man is nothing but consistent! 😊😊😊
  • OH HOOOOOOOO COME ON. TWO PEOPLE CAN SIT THERE. HONESTLY. THERE’S SO MUCH PLACE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED. jesus. such unnecessaryyyyyyy conflicttt. 😒😒😒
    • this is going to culminate in another thing where anika leaves coz she doesn’t want to come in between mother and son, isn’t it? 😔😔😔
  • prinkRu know that shit is about to hit the fan. 😬😬😬
  • OUFF OH PINKY, HONESTLY. 😑😑😑
  • “waise main yahan kaise aaya?”
    “courier waala deke gaya aapko yaahan.”
    • lmaooooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
      • we laugh, but please note, this is not entirely implausible in the ishqbaaz universe. remember the time courier waale brought an unconscious anika to shivaay in a box? so delivery of people who’ve been knocked out is definitely a thinggggg in their world. 😗😗😗
  • IT WAS YOUR BIG BROTHERRRR. 😩😩😩😭😭😭
  • ugh fuckingggg ranveeer is still alive and ok. whyyyyy??? if someone deserves to be attacked with a sword, it’s this fucker. 😤😤😤
  • fucking kameeni sucks. she just fuckinggg abandoned himmmm. she doesn’t deserve to be mahi’s mom. 😡😡😡
    • *submits the paperwork to officially adopt mahi ve* i’m his mom from this week on. me. now do your homework and eat your veggies, mahi ve. 👶🏽👶🏽👶🏽
  • ughhhhh OF COURSE shivaay is an unappreciative asshole about this. I TOLD YOU MAHI VE!!!!!!!!!! I TOLD YOU HE WOULDN’T APPRECIATE IT!!!! WASTE YOUR BLOOD AND TEARS ON SOMEONE WHO CARES. 😫😫😫
  • ugh fuck you shakti. 
    • seeing pinky and shakti realllllly puts a spotlight on why shivaay is the fucking way he is. he’s got the worsttttt qualities of them both. any redeemable qualities he has is an act of god (or more realistically: omkara’s influence), and no thanks to their neurotic parenting. 😒😒😒
  • anika be like “he’s baaaaaaad, but not veryyyyyyyy bad!” 😂😂😂

  • oh boy. Naam Khoon Khaandaan™ issues again. alllllll the way from 70 episodes ago. oufffffffffffff. 😑😑😑
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  • jesus christ what kinda GOT kingdom of the north kinda wardrobe is this??? 😬😬😬
    • MAY I REMIND THE DERANGED STYLIST THAT IT’S FUCKING APRIL IN MUMBAI, WITH TEMPS ALMOST HITTING 40 CELSIUS???? THIS POOR CAST!!!! 😓😓😓
  • “idhar udhar kaiku dekh rahi hai, neeche dekh” 😂😂😂
  • lmaoooo mahi ve’s totally casual perusal of saumya below the stage. 😂😂😂
  • OH MY GOD WHAT EVEN IS THIS RIDICULOUSLY CONVOLUTED PLANNNN LOLOLOL I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂
  • “yamraj uncle” lmaooooo mahi ve 😂😂😂
  • oh look, rudra’s here to fulfill his contractual obligation of dancing to “cutiepie” at every oberoi function this year. 😐😐😐
    • honestly, he JUST danced to this at shivaay/tia’s sangeet. they could have gotten another song ffs. 😒😒😒
  • WHY WONT ANYONE NOTICE SAUMYA BEING EMBEDDED IN THE STAGE????????? LIKE… THE LITTLE THING IS ILLUMINATED EVEN, TO HIGHLIGHT SHE’S BEING HELD IN IT. THIS IS SO FUCKING STUPID! 😣😣😣
  • lmaoooooo mahi ve wiping his nose on his suit collarrrrrrr. he reallly gives zero fucks anymore. i love ittttt. 😂😂😂😂😂
  • NO ONE SEEMS TO BE NOTICING THAT THERE’S TWO SHIVAAYS WALKING AROUND HERE RIGHT NOW???? REALLY???? 😶😶😶
    • SRSLY IS IT NECESSARY FOR HIM TO BE WALKING AROUND HERE? JUST USE WHATSAPP YOU IDIOTS. 😣😣😣
  • aw, shivaay’s reassuring smile. 😍😍😍
    • lmao it just transformed into a ‘i’m in The Mood and want to feel my wife up right now’ smile. 😂😂😂 NOT THE TIME, MY MAN. NOT THE TIME. KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS. 
  • pfffffffffffft anikaaaa, why wouldn’t you do some desperate eyebrow wiggling to tip him off instead of smiling and lulling him into a sense of false complacency? 😒😒😒
  • … time for evil meeting. right in the middle of the house, where anyone can walk in. amazing. 😗😗😗
  • WHY IS THIS GUN SO COMICALLY LARGE???? IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS. 😂😂😂
  • mahi ve’s badddd, not veryyy badddd. he can’t murderrrrr anyone, come on. 😐😐😐
    • my poor mahi ve. i see this ending badly for him. 😞😞😞
  • kameeni, you’re the fucking worsttttttt. 😤😤😤
    • mahi ve, just shooot HER. end of all the problems. shoot fucking ranveer also, while you’re at it. 😡😡😡
  • oh ho anika, do you have to ANNOUNCE that “mujhe aap sab se kuch kehna hai!” 🙄🙄🙄
  • lmaoooooo what a song to dance at someone’s sangeet. 😂😂😂
  • also for someone who wants to save sumo, anika’s dancing RIGHT ON TOP OF THE GLASS THINGY. 🤔🤔🤔
  • lol NOW she’s making desperate ishaaras with her face. 🙄🙄🙄
  • i honestly just can’t stop laughing at what a clusterfuck of a situation this is. like… i’ve gotten past the phase where i’m ragey and now i’m actually ENJOYING how fucking dumb it all is. 😂😂😂
  • WHY DID THEY CUT THE ACTUAL “OYE OYE” PART OF THE SONG OUT?!?!!?!!? 😧😧😧
  • please tell me stupid fucking shivaay got the fucking hint, coz his comprehension skillz seem to be at an all time low today. 😒😒😒
  • LMAO PINKY AND PRINKU JOINING THE DANCE HAHAHA I’M LOVING ITTTTTTTT 😎😎😎
  • FFS, WHERE IS THE “OYE OYE” BIT???????? 😩😩😩
  • FINALLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃
  • shivaay’s still not 100% sure of what’s happening, still looking confused af. 😑😑😑
    • goddddd. isse behtar toh chulbul the electrifying bulbul ko laga dete is plan par. she’s better at sniffing out these things. 😕😕😕
  • lmao mahi ve, only you would say these ppl are “mast actors”. 🙄🙄🙄
  • WHY ARE THESE PPL RECONVENING AGAIN?????? JO BHI BOLNA THA, US PEHLE MEETING MEIN HI BOL DETE. AWAIIII KA CHUTIYAPA. 😒😒😒
  • ouff kameeni, listen to mahi ve. jaldi se katle with the 10 cr. put that shit in an FD and it’ll give you interest to live off the rest of your life. 200 cr. ke heeron ke chakkar mein maari jaaogi. 😐😐😐
  • BADLA FOR FUCKINGGGGGGGG WHATTTTTTTTTT??? 😩😩😩
  • aw man, i really love mahi ve. look at him being worried for prinku. 😌😌😌
    • (he certainly seems to care about her more than a certain long-haired brother who didn’t even bother showing up today. 🙄🙄🙄)
  • if the sangeet is over, why are these other randos still here???? 🤔🤔🤔
  • ouff, anika, why couldn’t you just have told pinky… or rudra or like… ANY ONE PERSON, instead of making a production out of this??? 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️
  • oufff oh kameeni ka naya drama. 😒😒😒
  • WHERE THE FUCKKKKK IS SHIVAAAAY!?!?!? 😩😩😩
  • how the fuck does the media keep getting into the fucking house at all fucking hours???? like… 😑😑😑
    • matlab ek khanna hi tha who paid 0.1% attention to the job. now that he’s lying behosh in some storeroom, the oberois have zero security going on. why just shivaay, kill the whole lot of them. 😒😒😒
  • … WHEN THE WHOLE FUCKING FAMILY KNOWS HE’S FAKE SHIVAAY, WHY THE HELL ARE THEY GOING ALONG WITH THIS NONSENSEEEEE???? 😧😧😧
  • oh hoooooooooo. awaiiiiiii ka dramaaaaaaaa. 🙄🙄🙄
  • ANIKA YOU FUCKING FOOL TELLLLL THEMMMM ALREADY! 😩😩😩

  • aw man mahi ve’s just so nice. i have a feeling he’s gonna end up dead coz he’s too nice. just tooooo fucking nice. no good deed goes unpunished in the ishqbaaz universe. 
    • i need to start mentally preparing myself for this, and i suggest you all do the same. 😭😭😭😭😭
  • oh boy, why is anika asking for prinku’s joda??? anika, remember what happened the last time you were in another woman’s joda???? ab kya ranveer se bhi ghoongat ke andar chup ke shaadi karogi????? 😟😟😟
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  • … ughhhhhhh. starting rightttt off with this cheapda ranveer. please tell me shivaay’s leading him into some other trap. please. 😩😩😩
  • meanwhile, idhar mahi ve ka paara abhi bhi chadha hua hai. 💣💣💣
  • winky shivaay! so cute! 😊😊😊
  • why are they focusing on the broken ipad so much???? 🤔🤔🤔
  • THIS IS SO STUPID WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS RIGHT NOW WITH RANVEER IN THE FUCKING HOUSE?!?! UGHHHHHHHH 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽
  • … ok i… like… i’m just… you know what? i don’t even have an opinion on this nonsense anymore. 
  • ouffff saumya’s still struggling with phone issues over here. this girl’s troubles are never ending. 😖😖😖
    • curse the day her grandmother decided to make her come live with these fucking oberois. tabse saumya ki zindagi has been 50 shades of fucked up. 😔😔😔
  • … why is mahi ve’s accent suddenly PUNJABI???? 🤔🤔🤔
  • oufffff oh, in logon ka overacting toh matlab… as if they’re competing for next year’s filmfare. 🙄🙄🙄
  • why does RUDRA, of all people, have the ability to access the cctv footage through his phone???? and if their cctv was so fucking hi-fi, WHY DIDN’T THEY USE IT ALL THIS WHILE WHEN ALLLL THE PROBLEMS WERE HAPPENING WITH THE KAPOORS????? 😒😒😒
  • “main nahi HAI…” mahi ve’s language is slipppppingggg. PHOCUS KAR, MAHI. PHOCUS! 😯😯😯
  • doesn’t the emergency call function only connect to the police? like… you can just dial 911 or whatever… not ANY NUMBER you want. that’s NOT how the function works. 😐😐😐
  • lmao i love how encouraging #shInky are. “beta humse mat chupa, galti ho jaati hai!” REGARDING A MURDER. ohhhhhhhhh rich ppl. how amazing your life is. 😂😂😂
  • THESE FUCKERS AND THEIR SMILES. HONESTLYYYYYY. 😑😑😑
  • godddddd. ranveer’s here too now. fucking hell, these stupid fucking oberoisssss. 😣😣😣
  • oufff this plan is so fucking stupid i can’t even staaaaaaand to watch this. 😫😫😫
  • RUDRA, OUFF, CHUPPPPPPP! thappad padegaaaaaaa! 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽
  • lollllll mahi ve’s horrified face at rudra’s description of jail. as if chawl mein tu bada ac mein rehta hai. 🙄🙄🙄
  • AAAAAAAAND… RANVEER JUST RUINED EVERYTHING. AS USUAL. 
  • TELL ME SHIVAAY IS WATCHING THISSSS AND KNOWS RANVEER IS FUCKING IN ON THIS. 😫😫😫
  • OMFG HE DOESN’T!!!!!!!!!!! HE STILL DOESN’T GET IT. JESUS CHRIST, HE’S SUCH A GOBAR GANESH. 😧😧😧
  • good lord, is ranveer gonna kill khanna for fucking real???? 😟😟😟
  • mahi ve ki dimaag ki battttti finalllllly jali. 💡💡💡
    • stupidass shivaay ki udhar abhi bhi nahi jali. so let’s just conclude once and for all that mahi ve is the superior clone. cambridge-educated, naam-paisa-power, my ass. aadmi ke paas kuch hona chahiye toh woh hai do paise ka dimaag. which mahi ve has, and this idiot doesn’t. 😒😒😒
  • shit. mahi ve has nothing to lose now. he’s a man unhinged and ready to FUCK. SHIT. UP. 😗😗😗
  • meanwhile here, saumya’s managed to circumvent the rules of modern telecommunications as we know them. 😐😐😐
    • of course. of course battery has to die. 🙄🙄🙄
  • FUCKING KHANNA, WHY WOULDN’T YOU CHECK WHO THE FUCK YOU’RE TALKING TO?????? 😑😑😑
    • for a second there i thought khanna was mixed up with these ppl too. but nope. he’s just THAT fucking stupid. 😒😒😒
  • “kya hai tu, ACP hai tu? saala hawaldaar kahinka.” 
    • lmaoooooooo. mahi ve hitting ranveer where it hurts. 😂😂😂
  • oh boyyyy, trouble among the ranks. boys, boys, ekta mein shakti. not the time to bicker. 😌😌😌
  • oh anika. sweet, innocent anika. khaa gayi na dhoka. *siiiiiiiigh* 😞😞😞
  • mahi ve’s really come into his impression of shivaay. 10/10 for irritation and tadi. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
  • OH NOW THEIR PATI PATNI WAALA AWARENESS DOESN’T WORK. WHEN IT’S NEEDED THE MOST. BUT NO, WHILE FEELING EACH OTHER UP IN NON CRITICAL SITUATIONS, THEN IT’S ON FULL. 😤😤😤
  • yiiiiiiiiiikes. stopppp ittttt mahi ve, i’m on your sideeeeeeee. stoppp beinggggg so scaryyyy. 😫😫😫
  • LMAO CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DID HE EAT THE CONTACT LENSSSSSSSSS WHAT A WEIRDOOOO 😬😬😬
  • “tu bhi na, ajeeb chapter hai. apne pati ko nahi pehchaan saki??” 😂😂😂
  • OMG HE’S SO SCARY WITH THE ONE NON-KANJI EYEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 😩😩😩
  • “COR-PER-ATION” is all mahi ve wants. and all the oberoi money and revenge. but mostly COR-PER-ATION. 🙃🙃🙃
  • ugh i’m so done with shivaay and his sheer stupidity today. 😑😑😑
  • shut the fuckkkkkkk uppp ranveeer. you’re the fucking worst. i need you to die the most painful death ever. 😡😡😡

  • please tell me stupid fucking shivaay at least gets anika’s hint through bollywood naach gaanaaaaa. 😶😶😶
    • aaahaaa, and these were the steps surbhi was doing in the other video gul put up from their party. nice! 😊😊😊
  • LMAO THE GIANTASS FAKE GUN. 😂😂😂
    • also, is this mahi ve for sure, or shivaay, who’s gotten into mahi’s character after anika’s hint? 🤔🤔🤔