Nothing, it’s just adults are boring, and I hate them. And I don’t want to buy all this stupid, boring, adult stuff and become boring adults.
Hey, listen to me. Yes, we’re gonna get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board. But if you think for one second I’m not also gonna get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then you’re the dumbest woman I know.
At this point everyone accepts and embraces “80s fashion disaster Teru”, but is anyone else up for “early 2000s Tome”?
Because I can *so* see her in those low-rise bootcut jeans, and those weird shirts that show off your stomach just a bit.
Or one of those juicy couture tracksuits.
Or a dress on top of jeans.
Or cargo pants and tube tops.
Or pointy below-the-knee boots.
The 00s had some really weird trends… but somehow all of them suit her?
i just love that tina is literally the cop doing whatever it takes to get her job back and newt is the soft little zoologist who drags her along with him until she softens up and just why wouldn’t u love newtina