mah head canon shut up

Oh my God

survivablyso’s prompt got me thinking way more than a 200 word fill requires. But… guys. You GUYS.

You know how Bane gets booted out of the League? And you know how Barsad is Nolan-verse Deadshot?

Well… what if… what IF… on their travels around the world, Bane and Barsad are part of the Secret Six for a while? I mean, it works, right?! The Six’s roster is a rotating one!

And Bane misses Talia, and he’s so paternal anyways, and there’s Scandal, tired, and a little broken after losing Knockout, and Bane thinks to himself: ‘she needs a father’.

TELL ME I AM NOT ALONE IN BEING IN LOVE WITH THIS IDEA.