magical scones

good taz things
  1. taako’s sincere voice
  2. that time when carey thought magnus was hitting on her and she was like “you’re not my……. cup of tea” and mag was like “i know you’re gay” and made her a ring
  3. it ended on episode 69, which is the sex number
  4. lup was looking after her dumbass brother and the first thing she did when she could talk to him was kinkshame him
  5. angus mcdonald, boy detective
  6. the moon base, home to the bureau of balance and also fantasy costco and the chug n squeeze
  7. the form of transport between the planet and the not-really-the-moon moon is cannons
  8. the lack of description of garfield the deals warlock, leading to most fanart of him being garfield the cat
  9. when lup made the umbra staff, which justin knew would become an icon of his character, taako made fun of her for looking like a clown
  10. lup is arguably the coolest character and she’s trans
  11. all the gays
  12. boyland’s 400 sons and 13 daughters and unknown number of wives and husbands
  13. the big enemy is basically vore
  14. team sweet flips, which is 2 lesbians and a robot who is also probably lesbian
  15. abraca-fuck-you
  16. merle has completely forgotten that kravitz was responsible for the loss of his arm and continues to blame magnus
  17. magnus eating the philosopher’s stone
  18. everyone just assumed that the reason tres horny boiz could resist the relics was bc they were dumb as hell
  19. they almost always refuse to take anything seriously, but when they are serious… oh boy
  20. garyl the binicorn
  21. klarg just wants to drink tea with taako
  22. characters such as tom bodett (who is every citizen of rockport), della reese (a powerful angel), and clint mcelroy (the embezzling janitor)
  23. taako wore a skirt and the other boys kept trying to make it a Man Skirt™ but justin was like “no dudes it’s just a skirt”
  24. merle switched gods and clint immediately forgot who his previous god was
  25. “taako went on a date with death” “[you hear a very familiar voice that makes you so happy but you don’t know why] is it kravitz?” “you’re dating the grim reaper??” “i love you, taako” “i saw my boyfriend” “my boyfriend is death”
  26. the way the boys get so invested in the npcs
  27. all of the antagonists are so good (magic brian, jenkins, sloane, kravitz, the purple worm, lydia & edward, john hunger) (actually fuck lydia & edward. jenkins also is kinda shitty. of course the hunger isn’t great exactly. but yeah magic b, sloane, krav, and that bigass worm are all wonderful and gay)
  28. the ipre, aka nasa but with wizards
  29. griffin’s elevator fetish
  30. it’s me, taako. you know, from tv?
  31. taako’s relationship with paloma. his disappointment when he was tryin to talk about baking and she was like “uhhhhhhhhhhhhh scone magic”. him calling her the oldest woman he had ever seen.
  32. the cleric never heals anyone but damn he can make people tell the truth
  33. the whole thing actually

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Magic Appa Love Scone

Author:  embryonicgrip



Rated: M

Description: The one where Park Jimin thinks he mostly has his shit together until he wakes up married in a future universe that tells him otherwise.AKA the one where fate slaps Park Jimin across the face.

Comments:  So I had this ask, and I lost it.  An anon was asking about a story where Jimin was a gymnasit and he has a carrer ending injury,  And it was YoonMin.  I thought nothing of it till I ran across it.  Anon, I think this is the story.

I would call this story, This is your life Park Jimin. This story has angst, sweet moments, and funny moments. I love the concept, of traveling forward or backward in time to see what your life would be like, if you did something different. I am enjoy reading this story of Jimin navigating a life he didn’t know he wanted. So guys enjoy reading this, it a nice read.

anonymous asked:

Okay so can you make a third post with angst and happy ending? Bc I've read most of these and I really need more. Thank you in advance 💞💞💞

of course!

first post

second post

You Got Me Fiendin and I’m Ready to Blow: smut, bdsm, angst, misunderstandings

magic appa love scone: alernate universes, career ending injuries

Bon Voyage: tourist au, fluff, smut

running in place: angst, artist!jimin, rapper!yoongi

I Want You to Stay: friends with benefits au, musician!yoongi, dancer!jimin

For the lovely @buttered-scones-and-magic (for @snowbazvalentines). I hope you had a great Valentine’s Day and that you will enjoy this angsty baz playlist!

Cover art by the talented @mitsouparker i hope its okay that i used your art

he smiles, and he’s made of trouble // a baz pitch playlist

Monster // Imagine Dragons
Control // Halsey
Don’t Deserve You // Plumb
Creep // Radiohead
Cough Syrup (Cover) // Darren Criss
Sad Song // Christina Perri
Every Breath You Take // The Police
Shake It Out (Acoustic) // Florence + The Machine
Carry On (Acoustic) // fun.


anonymous asked:

hello lovely!! I was wondering if you have any good hurt/comfort fics where jimin or yoongi is hurt/sick/collapses etc and the other cares for them/nurses them better? I'm a sucker for angst so the more the better lol. canon compliant would be fantastic but I'll take anything really 😅 props if there's some good ot7 bonding ! sorry if it's too specific lol I haven't been able to find anything like this and your blog is so fantastic I thought I'd ask 💕 thanks love!!

these might have different elements of what you’re asking for, so i’ll just tag it:

Magic Appa Love Scone: life changing injury, marriage, angst with a happy ending

Beer Pong and Medicated Flirting: hospital au, nurse!jimin

Fight Me: nurse!jimin, sick fic, fluff

singing myself (and you) to sleep: ptsd, doctor!yoongi, soldier!jimin

For Whom the Bell Tolls: urban fantasy au, hurt/comfort, minor injuries

butterfly: fluff, light angst, tsundere!yoongi, college au, hurt/comfort, friends to lovers

Rereading Carry On: Notes on Chapters 1-10

As the title suggests. Been rereading along with (or possibly after everyone else finished) the other tumblr people’s and writing down all my random thoughts as I go through. Problem is there’s way too many so I’m splitting it into groups of ten chapters each. Sorry ahead of time

* Looking at the map, Simon and Baz’s room is really far away from practically everything. They could make a lot of noise up there and only the kids right below would hear
* What is Tescos? Is it a British thing?
* Regarding the way the dragon burned up. I assume Baz was around somewhere, and he probably saw the fire “consume it from the inside out.”
* Side note: when did Baz find out that he could burn? He mentions later that he doesn’t have a vampire manual so was it through word of mouth? Legends? Or an accident as a kid?
* Have we discussed the man on the train who watches Simon? Is he just a random mention or is he Nicodemus or something like that?
* So Penny thinks of her magic as a well. Agatha, ballet. Baz, fire. If Simon could control his, I bet it would be something like taking a bite out of a magic scone.
* I can’t decide whether to be happy or sad that Simon never discovers his true parentage. On one hand, it would be closure. On the other hand, his fantasy of a footballer dad and model mom sounds pretty nice.
* Simon spent all his birthdays alone.
* The summoning of Simon by the Humdrum. Is that just cause they’re connected? Penny says that there’s no precedent, so I’ve just been assuming that it’s a result of the humdrum being baby Simon and all that jazz
* Question two regarding the humdrum and summoning: Do all summoning spells take anyone who’s touching the summoned person with them? It’s probably just when evil holes do it
* Heh the humdrum is three letters away from being an asshole
* Excuse my childish humor
* Note to self: finish Penelope’s task of calculating how many scones Simon has eaten
* Simon likes Oliver!
* Simon likes musicals
* Simon and musicals
* “Everything I said [first year] was stupid.” I bet you Baz was the one to tell Simon that and now he internalized it and that hurts me
* The watford uniform sounds so ugly. “Striped Blazers - two shades of purple and two shades of green - with dark grey trousers, green jumpers, and red ties.” Plus a boater. Ew.
* Who are the maids at Watford? Someone has to set up the uniforms for each individual student and it’s not the Mage doing that.
* “And it’s not like he’s my dad.” (17) Oh Simon.
* Wait I take back what I said earlier about Simon spending every birthday alone. The Mage remembers
* I know everyone calls him a terrible father and a terrible person but the first time I read this book I really didn’t hate him very much
* “For a while, hanging out with the goats was pretty much my favorite thing. (Which Baz had a field day with.)” GIVE ME THESE CONVERSATIONS
* “My hair’s too short - I shave it every year at the end of term.” (21) Why would you do that to beautiful fluffy curly hair. WHY.
* Note to self: write smutty fanfic revolving around Simon’s super powerful magic and the Candle in the Wind spell
* During the goblin taxi ride, there is literally no need to bring up Baz. He had nothing to do with the situation at hand. I feel so bad for Penny all of a sudden, if this is what Simon was like for the past eight years
* “I try to steer us back, but I don’t actually know how to drive.” (23) Who’s going to teach him? No parental figures, no people at the homes, somehow I doubt Penny would be a good teacher in this situation
* The mental image of the Mage living in the woods, “eating nuts and berries and sleeping in badger dens.”
* “He shrugs. ‘I’m not my sister’s keeper.’ For a second, I think he’s saying it with emphasis; with magic” (27) What would the spell My Sister’s Keeper do?
* “If [Baz] was here already, I’d hardly smell anything over his posh soap…I take a deep breath now, trying to catch a hint of cedar.” (28)
* Wow that’s very heterosexual of you Simon
* “I smile again and jump up off the bed, grabbing a purple sweatshirt that says WATFORD LACROSSE. (Agatha plays.)” (31) That’s really adorable
* Something I noticed first time around but never did anything with: the words “I do” are used a lot in this book. I can remember three times just off the top of my head.
* “Baz has never violated the anathema” (40) AWWWWWWWW
* Note to self 2: Count how many times the word “carry” is used in this book
* “The pitches are paying three members of the coven to stay away from meetings.” THIS SOUNDS REALLY SERIOUS BUT ALL I SEE IS THAT BAZ SLIPPING SOME OLD PERSON A TWENTY SAYING “LET’S KEEP THIS BETWEEN US.”
* “We’ve decided that you would be safer somewhere other than Watford” I’m not sure what he’s getting at.“ (49) Not the brightest there, Simon
* “We can’t just stop living because we’re at war.” (51) That’s pretty damn powerful.
* “I’d grow a mustache just like the Mage’s if I could, and I wouldn’t care at all if Baz took the piss.” (56) Why would Baz care. Why.
* “Rhys and Gareth, the boys who live in the room under mind” (58) I pity them so much. Even more in any AU where Snowbaz happens before this year.
* British question: what is jam roly-poly?
* It’s canon that Simon steals food from people he likes
* Chapter 10 is a bit underrated. I understand the Mage sucks, but he’s not nearly as bad as fan fiction makes him out to be. Working under the assumption that these chapters are written as the character’s honest thoughts (unless they’re lying to themselves cough Simon cough cough) , then the Mage really does try to help Simon. Even if it is just to control his power, some of the lines used are pretty caring about the holder of that power.

anonymous asked:

bellarke AU "there’s an overnight IT person at school who always answers the phone when i call about a problem with my computer and i totally have a crush on their voice and their exasperation and ALSO the bakery down the street is always running out of my fave scones and the adorable person behind the counter can’t hide their amusement and i think it’s super rude but also super cute" maybe??? *-*

IT, how can I help you?”

The voice on the other end of the caught Clarke off-guard. She’d seen those Best Buy “Geek Squad” commercials, and the tech geeks in those did not have voices like this, all deep and rough and-

Hello? Anyone there?

“Oh! Yes! Sorry,” Clarke shook her head, forcing herself to focus on the task at hand. “My computer screen turned blue. How do I make it…stop?”

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