magical adventures of freaky

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT

While waiting for this match to start, a Soldier 76 started doing push ups and the entire team stood around him, watching. Then I, as Ana, walked up to him and started giving him candy.

He stood still for a moment, then freaked out and looked to the ground. I gave him more candy. He got down and started doing more push ups. I thanked him. Then gave him more candy. To which he did more push ups. This continued until the match started.

YEA DATS RIGHT BOI IM YO SUGAR MAMA

I’m still baffled that killing Nazis in a Wolfenstein game is considered ~controversial~

It’s fucking Wolfenstein, the entire basis of those games since the first one came out in the 80s has been killing Nazis, what the fuck did you think the new one was gonna be about?!