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snapback!5sos

as you can see, it’s a 5sos masterpost: snapback edition

Originally posted by caprisunashtonn

okay so fUckINg lOoK like is he EVEN FUCKING REAL?????

hOW IS HE SO FUCKING KLDHFLOHNFD

AND LUKE

DONY FUCKING STDRT WITJ ME ON CAL

WHO THE FID,M GSVR HIM THE RIGHT

can’t forget the snapbACK KING

like c’mon now

suddenly my pants have disappeared??????

FUCK ME. RIGHT NOW.

RUIN ME PLEASE

oh god

yeS yEs yES YES YES

GOD YES AND HE HAS FUCKIN GLASSES??????? *spreads legs*

*screeches in magic conch*

i’m feeling so many things i never knew a human could feel

f uCk me uP

and tHE gLASSeS fUuUUuUUuUCk

shooK

i’m such a piece of shit for 5sos in snapbacks

fuck fuck fuck okay i’m leaving you with lashton snapback photos because i need to drown in holy water immediately

dear god what have i done

because this rant happened, but it hurt me so I had to share it twice...

Look at this little clip.

Okay… did you look?

Good.

Now look at this one.

Right. Just let it sink it…. did it sink in yet? No? Give it another second…. alrighty!

Okay… rant time.

OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND

LET’S ANALYZE THIS A MOMENT.

HE DUSTED THAT FROG GIRL AND ONLY GOT HURT IN RETURN. SO HE SWORE NEVER TO ALLOW LOVE POTION INTO THE FOREST BECAUSE IT CREATES CHAOS AND DESTROYS ORDER BUT REALLY IT WAS BECAUSE HE DIDN’T WANT TO BE HURT AGAIN. BECAUSE HE WASN’T WORTH THE LOVE. AND HE WAS GOING TO AVOID THE POTION BECAUSE THE POTION WAS THE ONLY WAY HE WAS GOING TO ACHIEVE REAL LOVE.

WHICH, IF YOU REMEMBER, MARIANNE REMINDED HIM WAS FALSE.

IT WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN REAL.

AND HE NEVER ONCE REALIZED THAT UNTIL THAT MOMENT. BECAUSE HE’D NEVER BEEN AWARE OF HIS WORTH.

AND THEN HE STOPS HER FROM BEING DUSTED.

NOT BECAUSE HE REALIZES THAT, DUSTED, SHE COULDN’T HURT HIM.

BUT BECAUSE HE REALIZED THAT HE’D RATHER BE HURT BY THE REAL HER. BECAUSE LOVE SUDDENLY BECAME POSSIBLE. AND TO KEEP HER FROM BEING DUSTED WOULD MEAN TO LEAVE HIMSELF OPEN AND VULNERABLE AND READY AND TO OBTAIN REAL SCARS BECAUSE THOSE ARE MORE THAN HE’S EVER HAD.

AND HE WILL TAKE EVERY SCAR. BECAUSE HE REALIZED HOW MUCH REAL LOVE CAN HURT YOU. AND SHE WOULD BE THE LAST ONE TO EVER HURT HIM.

AND THAT IS HIS CONFESSION.

Alright then. I’ll be over there in my corner.

I just realized I might have a legitimate problem. Because my entire feed is Strange Magic and I need to reanalyze my life…

Welp- Cheerio! [flies away like a pterodactyl screeching in despair]