magic guard


Pinkie Pie as Yuffie Kisaragi! She took so long to detail and ink, but I’m generally happy with this one. Pinkie and Yuffie are both pretty funny and silly. And Yuffie plays with the 4th wall when she steals your materia in the first disc of FF7, so I found it fitting that Pinkie would play as her, plus their names are similar already!

273-TERRACOTY [Terra Cotta-Coyote]
-The Trickster pokemon
-Ability: Prankster - Magic Guard(HA)
-Dex: “This mischievous pokemon is known for its childish behaviour, and are often attracted to small children who they like to amuse with their psychic tricks. Their bodies are made of hard clay, and it is part of many native myths that this pokemon where sculpted by the gods.”

–>Evolves at lvl 20<–

274-COYOTRIK [Coyote-Trick]
-The Trickster Pokemon
-Ability:  Prankster - Magic Guard(HA)
-Dex: “This pokemon enjoys playing with others, doesn’t matter if they are pokemons or humans. This pokemon likes to play tricks on anyone unsuspecting of its presence, making use of its psychic powers to achieve all kind of pranks and tricks. It is believed that if you are having a party and a COYOTRIK shows up, you will be blessed with happiness and good luck.”
    -Stomping Tantrum
    -Zen Headbutt
    -Trick Room

–>Evolves at lvl 42<–

275- TOTEMAGO [Totem-Mago]
-The Totemic Pokemon
-Ability: Sacred Land*
-Dex: “This pokemon can live for over a hundred years and was considered by many native tribes a sacred creature. Unlike COYOTRIK this pokemon is very serious and will reflect over its actions for hours, standing perfectly still while meditating. Many come to this pokemon seeking its experience and wisdom.”
    -Earth Power
    -Dragon Dance

*Ground moves are treated as Psychic Moves at the same time.

  • hagrid: [points to friendly domestic pet dog]
  • hagrid: FANG
  • hagrid: [points to mythical three-headed canine beast creature most well known for guarding the entrance to the Greek underworld but which now guards a magical stone with the potential to grant literal immortality]
  • hagrid: fluffy :)
Cursed Child rant

Alright, Witches, Wizards, Muggles, and magical creatures big and small, hold onto your broomsticks because I’m about to tell you why I do not like Harry Potter and the Cursed Child nor accept it as canon. 

Spoilers ahead. Obviously. but c’mon who hasn’t read it or been spoiled by now Also, it got super long. 

Let’s start off by saying: it’s been months since I read it. If I get some things off a little, go ahead and tell me; I’ll edit the rant and correct it. If you just don’t agree with me… that’s great for you. Okay? We good? That’s all the disclaimer you’re getting. Moving on! 

Where do I begin? Um… Let’s recap shall we? 

It starts with Albus Severus Potter (who’s name I still cannot get over) meeting and becoming friends with Scorpius Malfoy. 

Okay. Great. We’ve all wanted that for years. No problem. 

We’ve also played with the idea of Albus in Slytherin for years. I have no problem with that either. 

What I do have problems with is the way Albus is treated after he is put in Slytherin. He’s the outcast of his family. He’s the “disappointing son”. After Harry’s canon “the bravest man I knew was Slytherin” speech (don’t get me started on Snape), I expected a bit better treatment of Slytherins. But Albus is Slytherin and looked at sideways by the entire cast, except Scorpius. This could easily become a rant about Slytherin’s and stereotypes and treatment, but I give enough of those already. 

My issues are mostly with Albus’ personality. Now, I didn’t write the character. He’s not mine. I don’t have the authority to tell anyone how he should be. All I can do is have headcanons. But “canon” Albus doesn’t exactly display a lot of Slytherin traits. Sure he sneaks around, but so does Harry, Ron, and Hermione and they’re all Gryffindor. If my memory serves me correctly, Albus goes to Slytherin because he basically thinks, “Well, the Gryffindors I know suck, let’s try Slytherin.”it’s been a while since I read it okay  

Albus is jaded by the time the plot picks up. He doesn’t like flying, isn’t that good at it or Quidditch (which honestly feels like they’re just trying to make him as unlike Harry as possible which I could handle if it wasn’t so badly written), and is basically convinced his life is horrible. (I’ll get into why a little later.) This kid shows no Slytherin traits that I remember. He hardly shows any traits really. I think it was the play format, but Albus becomes a stereotypical teenager who has daddy issues and doesn’t like his life. 

Scorpius I don’t really have a big problem with, besides it going against my personal headcanons. He at least shows a bit more Slytherin traits than jaded Albus. I feel like they were trying to break Slytherin stereotypes with him- which is great and all, but it almost makes me feel like that’s all Scorpius’ personality was. As if he was made to simply disrupt our preconceived ideas of what Slytherin is. I don’t like it. Stereotypes are something I can’t stand, but come on, people, don’t strip my house of what we actually are. 

Okay, moving on from Slytherin. 

Let’s take a step back from the new characters and visit the one’s we already know, we already love. Oh wait, they’ve been ripped to shreds. 

Keep reading

052-BASTIN [Bastet-Statue]
-The Statue Pokemon
-Ability:  Solid Rock/Magic Guard - Sand Force(HA)
-Dex: “This pokemon was adored by ancient royalty, loved by their sculptural figure and exquisite colors, becoming a popular pet among royal houses. This pokemon eyes are made of pure Jade, and are so valuable that graverobbers used to dig this pokemons tombs to sell their eyes on the black market. Selling, purchasing or owning a ‘BASTIN’s Eye’ is a crime.”
    -Power Gem
    -Ancient Power

–>Evolves at lvl. 28<–

053-CLEOPANTRA [Cleopatra-Panther]
-The Guardian Pokemon
-Ability: Solid Rock/Magic Guard  - Sand Force(HA)
-Dex: “This fierce pokemon is regarded as an outstanding guard, thanks to its refined senses, its ability to stand motionless for hours and the ability to jump from its rest into attack in a flash. Their beautiful manes where adored by kings and queens, often imitated by them as elaborated headdresses, and more often than not, royalty would compete on whose CLEOPANTRA’s had the most luscious mane.”
-Sig. Move: Sphinx’s Riddle “The user will channel the power of its allies with its psychic abilities, using one of its teammates move at random, the riddle is knowing who’s attack is it using. Nevertheless wich move it uses, it will be treated as a psychic move too”
   Type: Psychic
   PP: 15 (max 24)
   Power: –
   Accuracy: –
    -Stone Edge
    -Noble Roar
    -Wide Guard

Imagine Loki in an Asgard prison cell, either the one in the movie that allows some use of magic or the one you imagine. He’s minding his own business (none) and thinking his grand thoughts (bored) when he is (finally) delivered his dinner. In my headcanon, Loki doesn’t have to eat to live ever, but he is much healthier & happier when he does - and the guards are permitted to punish him accordingly by withholding real food if they want. 

Today his meal consists of simple peasant fare - beneath a prince, but certainly better than Thanos ever provided him. Also a small hot cup of whatever passes for coffee in his realm, including a small stirring stick. Nothing more than a twig really. 

Funny little twig. It seems to tremble in the air, and putting it in the “coffee” and slowly swirling it around in the warmth settles it down a bit. He’s getting a definite vibe of something (magic?) but it puzzles him (not magic). As the drink cools, the stick (wand?) resumes its slight quake (shivering). 

He holds it in his hand, examining it, pondering the vague feeling that inches through him (cold worry curiosity). It still looks like a twig, maybe with a small knot (bud) at the end. He tucks it gently into the inside fold of his shirt, and senses a swift change from the wood (warmth gratitude curiosity). Loki smiles. He wonders where this gift originated, and who might have seen it so carefully placed with his meagre meal.

Ahhh, a mystery.

I made an entire at4w au where everything is the same except the magic rules are closer to how actual witchcraft works just so I could make this joke. I drew this at 1 am and couldn’t remember what pollo looked like aside from “box”

Customs Nightmare

So I’m a pretty experienced DM, running a homebrew setting in Pathfinder for some pretty experienced players. The city they’re entering has strict restrictions on magic due to general magical paranoia, and everyone who goes through customs is screened for magic.
The gate guards encounter two of the players, a ditzy young Paladin and a tengu Magus.
Guard(NPC): So, carrying any magic on you, miss?
Paladin: … You can *do* that?!
Guard: Y…yes, you can… ugh. (Takes out scroll of Detect Magic, examines magic armor) That armor liable to get anyone in trouble?
Paladin: Well, it’s supposed to do the opposite, I’ve always thought.
Guard: (speechless)(proceeds to scan tengu Magus, finds lots of minor magic items and a very magic sword) What the…?!
Magus: (raises eyebrow sassily)
Guard: (weakly) Gonna use that sword on anybody?
Magus: Not unless they give me good cause.
Guard: (grumbles) Fine, go on, the both of you… I don’t get paid enough for this shit…

122-MAGICLOWN [Magician-Clown]
-The Fool pokemon
-Ability: Magician - Magic Guard(HA)
-Dex: “With an always goofy attitude this pokemon enjoy spreading laughter and joy among people of any age, but they will always prefer the laughter of children over anyone else’s. If they are surrounded by negative emotions they will tire quickly, and will have to be moved to a much happier environment to fully recover.”
    -Double Slap

–>Evolves using a Moon Stone<–

439-PHANTOMIME [Phantom-Mime]
-The Pantomime Pokemon
-Ability:  Soundproof - Magic Bounce(HA)
-Dex: “It is known for making no sound, leading many to believe it is mute, however, this pokemon’s muteness derives from its intense meditation, required to keep its inmense psychic powers under control.  Having two brains, this pokemon’s psyching abilities are astonishing, and when both are used at the same time, they can even alter time and space.”
    -Shadow Punch
    -Power Trick
    -Cosmic Power

–>Evolves using a Sun Stone<–

???- JESTROMBOLI [Jester-Stromboli]
-The Fire Breathing Pokemon
-Ability: Solar Power - Pyrotechnics*(HA)
-Dex: “Its body its filled with a burning fire that never goes down, and is only stopped from raging out of control thanks to this pokemon’s psychic abilities. Using its telekinetic powers, this pokemon is able to manipulate the fire it breaths, creating impressive displays of dancing fire that has marveled people for centuries. ”
    -Sunny Day

* Fire type moves will always land


“what’s wrong, did someone steal your sweet roll?”

Here’s how to make more!


  • 5 chicken’s eggs
  • ½ tsp salt
  • ¼ cup of milk
  • 2 sticks of butter
  • 2 cups of flour
  • 1 2/3 cup of granulated sugar (I use brown sugar)
  • 1 ½ tsp of Vanilla extract
  • 1 tsp baking powder (optional)


  • Mixing bowl
  • Mini bunt tray

If you don’t have a mini bunt tray, use a normal muffin tray and a knife to cut out the centre

  • Mixing spoon

Making the sweet rolls!

  1. First pre-heat your oven to 180C/350F (Gas mark 4) and gather your ingredients!
  2. Mix your sugar and butter together until they reach a fluffy consistency
  3. Then slowly add each individual egg, mixing after each. Don’t worry if it has a loose looking consistency for now.
  4. Then add your milk and mix
  5. Add then add your flour, salt and vanilla and stir until it’s all mixed together
  6. Add the mixture to your tray and cook for approx. 20 mins, when they are golden brown

The glazing:

You can choose to use icing sugar if you don’t have the time to make the glazing from scratch, simply make it quite thick and add a pinch of vanilla extract for a sweet taste


  • 4 tbsp. of butter
  • 2 tbsp. milk
  • 2 cups of sugar (powdered)
  • 1 tsp of vanilla extract
Step 2:
  1. Melt the butter, then add the milk and stir.
  2. Slowly add the sugar and vanilla extract and stir again
  3. Drizzle over cooled sweet rolls

enjoy your sweet rolls before someone steals them!!

Originally posted by val-kill-rie

I am sorry, Dorian,” Chaol said softly. “More than you know.”
“Sorry because lying cost you me - and her? Would you be sorry if you hadn’t been caught?”
Chaol’s jaw tightened. And perhaps Dorian was being unfair, but he didn’t care.
“I am sorry for all of it,” Chaol said. “But I - I’ve been working to fix it.”
“And what about Celaena? Is working with Aedion actually to help me, or her?”
“Both of you.”
“Do you still love her?” He didn’t know why he cared, why it was important.
Chaol closed his eyes for a moment. “A part of me will always love her. But I had to get her out of this castle. Because it was too dangerous, and she was … what she was becoming …”
“She was not becoming anything different from what she always was and always had the capacity to be. You just finally saw everything. And once you saw that other part of her … ,” Dorian said quietly. It had taken him until now, until Sorscha, to understand what that meant. “You cannot pick and choose what parts of her to love.” He pitied Chaol, he realized. His heart hurt for his friend, for all that Chaol had surely been realizing these past few months. “Just as you cannot pick which parts of me you accept.”
“I don’t -”
“You do. But what’s done is done, Chaol. And there is no going back, no matter how hard you try to change things. Like it or not, you played a role in getting us all to this point, too. You set her down that path, to revealing what and who she is, to what­ever she decides to do now.”
“You think I wanted any of this to happen?” Chaol splayed his arms. “If I could, I would put it all back to the way it was. If I could, she ­wouldn’t be queen, and you ­wouldn’t have magic.”
“Of course - ­of course you still see the magic as a problem. And of course you wish she ­wasn’t who she is. Because you’re not really scared of those things, are you? No - ­it’s what they represent. The change. But let me tell you,” Dorian breathed, his magic flickering and then subsiding in a flash of pain, “things have already changed. And changed because of you. I have magic - ­there is no undoing that, no getting rid of it. And as for Celaena …” He clamped down on the power that surged as he imagined - ­for the first time, he realized - what it was to be her. “As for Celaena,” he said again, “you do not have the right to wish she ­were not what she is. The only thing you have a right to do is decide whether you are her enemy or her friend.
—  Heir of Fire by Sarah J. Maas
Humans are Weird

Writing prompt everyone:
We all know humans are space Australians right? And even humans find Australia a scary as fuck place to like (like 90% of the fauna can and will try to kill you).

So now I’m thinking, what if Australia becomes known throughout the galaxy as the worst death-hole in the quadrant, and humans, particularly Australians, being the enterprising buggers that we are, decide to run an intergalactic supermax prison in the heart of the outback? Imagine the most Bogan of yobbo prison guards, imagine aboriginal tribes that are in charge of the truly hard cases, and freaking the aliens (and other humans) out with Dreamtime magic. Imagine guards who just let the truly desperate criminals run into the bush, knowing they’ll have to send out a search party in a couple days to collect what’s left of the body.

I’ll get around to writing something, but I want to see what the rest if you can do with it!