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“Books are a uniquely portable magic.”
– Stephen King

I don’t even have just one “son” anymore. Now it’s more like “a medium sized army of jilted, underappreciated grown ass men that I need to wrap in blankets and shield from the world.”

100 Harry Potter Prompts: Part 1

This list is #$@&%*! amazing, amigos! Thanks for all the submissions. Here is part 1:

  1. Parseltongues aren’t the only ones who can talk to certain animals; There are a number of hereditary abilities that allow wizards to understand and communicate with other species. You are a young wizard who can understand birds, and it is driving you CRAZY.
  2. 10 years later, on the day of the battle of Hogwarts. George is standing in front of the mirror, looking himself in the eyes, wishing that his reflection was someone else.
  3. Harry Potter prompt: The Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets is back! …but now it’s the size of a thread snake.
  4. A muggle angered by the fact that there are only 10 dragons in this world and 7 of them are European, sets off to find more dragons.
  5. Your entire family is full of Hufflepuffs, so during your sorting you begged the Sorting Hat to place you there. Now you’re older and definitely a Slytherin and you need to hide it.
  6. Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes has an adult section in the back.
  7. after Ron picks up the wrong hairs for a polyjuice potion Hermione is making, the two find themselves in each other’s bodies.
  8. You are the new heir of Slytherin, capable of opening the Chamber of Secrets and talking to snakes. On your first visit you find the monster dead. Not that you care, you never hated muggles anyway. Instead you start giving guided tours, charging a couple of Sickles for each tour, trying your best not to make the teachers notice.
  9. You’re a muggle born sorted into Slytherin of all places. The other students warn you that the Bloody Baron hates muggles, but to your surprise, the ghost has somewhat of a different view on muggleborns like you…
  10. Harry DOES get sorted into Slytherin when he asks not to be and becomes best friends with Draco as well.
  11. No one knew Voldemort was the last line of defence against them. Now he’s gone, and they are coming.
  12. Many years after the Dark Lord Voldemort was killed, a new dark lord has come. He’s part of the ministry and the new candidate for minister of magic..
  13. When Harry Potter dies in his first year at Hogwarts, Hermoine Granger takes on the duty of defeating the dark lord and succeeds in her task in the second year. The wizarding world is safe once again. Describe how she managed this.
  14. Write about Hermiones struggles and success as Minister of Magic.
  15. The dementors may suck the souls out of their victims with their kiss, but what happens to the soul after that?
  16. As a young gifted wizard, Sirius Black once found the Mirror of Erised; but what did he see as he glanced upon its glass?
  17. Hagrid comes every year to celebrate Harry’s birthday
  18. Harry never got a letter. He goes through his day to day life as a muggle, never noticing obnoxiously weird things around him. Write a day in the life of harry the muggle
  19. You’re invited to Tom riddle’s 6th birthday party
  20. Magical patronuses are extremely rare. It’s said that only the pure or the purely evil can conjure them. You’re a Slytherin trying to prove what they say about Slytherins is wrong. In Defence against dark arts, you just found out your patronus is a Hungarian horntail.
  21. “Don’t worry, Potter,” said the Dark Lord, “killing will get easier. And as my right hand man, you’ll need to get used to it.”
  22. Au where Snape is the chosen one and Harry is the Potions master
  23. In second year, Draco writes in the diary of Tom Riddle instead, and gets some pretty sound advice.
  24. “You went to school for seven years and THIS is what you use your skills on? Just- Just tell us why THIS branch of Animagi…?”
  25. Harry’s a girl, and has to deal with all the Voldemort shit when she has cramps so she’s extra pissed off.
  26. The Nimbus 3000 just came out, you are one galleon short but you desperately want it, how will you get your hands on the new broom?
  27. You somehow stumble into Filch’s office and grab the nearest artifact before you escape.
  28. Both Harry and Neville are the ‘chosen ones’. Only together are they able to defeat the Dark Lord. Unfortunately, everyone thinks only Harry is the ‘chosen one’. Follow Neville and co. as they discover the truth.
  29. Divination has a new muggle-born teacher, who seems more intent on teaching useful life lessons than magic.
  30. “You’re a wizard, Hermione.”
  31. “How many times have I told you to leave your dragons in Romania?!”
  32. “You’re a wizard, Harry.” “No shit!”
  33. All the Harry Potter character have switch roles, so that the heroes are now the villains. Who’s who and what happens?
  34. Mcgonagall, after noticing Harry’s letter is being ignored, goes to the Dursleys to check on the young wizard.
  35. Harry wonders what the fuck kinda school this is when Dumbledore says “ The third floor corridor is out of bounds for anyone that doesn’t want to die a most painful death.”
  36. Hermione Granger is one of those kids who is in classes meant for those a few years older than her, she is a genius.
  37. You are a muggle, yet direct magic doesn’t affect you, you wander into Hogwarts, you are not harmed by the shriek of mandrake plants, a basilisk cannot petrify you, magical devices break at your touch. you are a magic null.
  38. You thought you’d made a simple mistake in potions. As you sit outside the headmaster’s office, straining to hear the grave conversation from behind the door, it dawns on you that your error couldn’t have been as simple as it seemed.
  39. Harry goes on a journey of self-love by hiking around an Arby’s parking lot at 2am.
  40. The series is entirely the same but Voldemort and Snape have swapped noses .
  41. A day in the life of Dobby.
  42. Lucius is sacrificed by Voldemort and dies in the Wizarding War leaving pregnant Narcissa disillusioned and scared. She seeks help from Dumbledore and becomes a double agent.
  43. “Hmm, courage… yes… plenty of intelligence too! Very loyal… but crafty… hmm. Tricky, very tricky. I’m sorry, but you don’t seem to belong in any specific house. Better be… HOGWARTS!!!”
  44. Harry and Ron/Hermione and Ginny become the canon ships.
  45. Hermione and Ron visit America for a family vacation. Write about their adventures.
  46. Sassy harry calling Snape and Dumbledore out on their bullshit   24/7.
  47. Ravenclaws have a chamber of secrets, but it’s just a library of infinite knowledge too nerdy to touch.
  48. Post-apocalyptic Draco and Harry, where Draco needs the help of Harry in order for both of them to survive.
  49. You thought you were a muggle-born witch/wizard and then you find one of your long before ancestors in the portraits of the school’s corridors.
  50. You can do magic without a wand. You are the second most wanted after Voldemort.
  51. Disco balls and disco and lgbt folks at Hogwarts
  52. A student is accepted into Hogwarts only to find out it was a mistake and they don’t actually have any magical abilities. Tell their story of trying to make it through Hogwarts after all these years.
  53. Remus Lupin adopts Harry.  He never lived with the Dursleys. Tell us his happy Wizarding Childhood.
  54. You’re a historian writing a critical paper on The Battle Of Hogwarts. You believe the existing discourse has ignored the significance of one woman: Mrs Norris. Write a paper discussing her much-maligned role in the Battle of Hogwarts.
  55. A story about the lonely, never-useful life of Snape’s shampoo bottle.
  56. Rumour has it the new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher has already arrived and is hiding. Whoever finds them gets 500 points for their house.
  57. write the wizarding sex ed pamphlet that gets handed out to fifth years.
  58. everything’s the same except every character is a lizard.
  59. Describe the three trials in the next Triwizard Tournament.
  60. “Nobody knew about the fifth Hogwarts founder, and the secret they hid in the castle… until now”
  61. Minerva McGonagall is quite puzzled by Dumbledore’s recent hires for Defense Against the Dark Arts, and would like to have a serious talk with him about it.
  62. You decide to try flying on a broom just for shits and giggles. It works, and now you need help. A lot of help.
  63. The previous magical protection of the prime minister has been retired. You have taken their place.
  64. The Wizarding World decided it’s time to explore space.
  65. Doleres Umbridge is now the head teacher of Hogwarts and president Snow form panel is the minister for magic. They have reinvented the triwizard tournament to have aspects of the hunger games. Tell the story of this year’s tributes.
  66. “When I wished to be part of the world of Harry Potter, I was hoping for an acceptance letter to Hogwarts, not for the bridge I was crossing to be demolished by death eaters on my way home from work!”
  67. You are a squib from a long line of witches and wizards who has never made any contact with the Muggle world. Today is your first day of high school.
  68. Hermione blinked. “You’re right, Ron. I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.”
  69. Through a series of events, you land yourself in the world of Harry Potter. The catch? You’ve never read a word from the books and have absolutely no clue what’s going on.
  70. The entire series but everyone is emo as hell.
  71. You are Harry Potter’s less famous twin sibling. All you want is a quiet wizarding school life.
  72. Write the science behind magic.
  73. You are in the infamous library where no books have titles. Somehow, you pick up Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. You want to help in any way you can.
  74. “The wand chooses the wizard” except this time three have chosen the same master. And they’re attempting to duel each other.
  75. Re-write one of the quidditch chapters from the perspective of the snitch.
  76. Harry being raised by Sirius and Remus because they actually caught Wormtail
  77. Dumbledore reads My Immortal and thinks it’s really good.
  78. “The Death Eaters stole this from the Muggles. What is it, Hermione?” “Ron, I…I think it’s a Nuke.”  "WICKED! Dad’s gonna love this!“
  79. Draco and Ron get in a wizard’s fight; Harry has to reveal his love for Draco by protecting him.
  80. While looking through Filch’s files of rescinded objects, you find something extremely dangerous. Just as you put it in your pocket for later investigation, you get caught by Peeves the poltergeist.
  81. A deaf Ravenclaw, a disabled Slytherin, a mute Gryffindor, and a black trans Hufflepuff help together to cope with each other’s’ problems.
  82. You’ve just received a Howler in front of the whole school. What does it say and how does the school react?
  83. A very derpy Dementor who doesn’t even try and suck souls, but just wants to be friends with everyone and gets sad easily so everyone has to cheer it up.
  84. As it turns out, Neville is the strongest wizard of all.
  85. Write a love story about Dumbledore and Grindelwald.
  86. Your boggart and your reflection in the Mirror of Erised show the same thing.
  87. Who maintains the enchanted ceiling at Hogwarts? How did they get the job and what’s their life like?
  88. Finally, Hogwarts gets its Wi-Fi hotspot.
  89. After a traumatising first year at Hogwarts, Ginny Weasley has to learn to deal with the long-term psychological effects of having been possessed by a dark wizard.
  90. Someone didn’t focus enough when trying to apparate somewhere and somehow wound up on Mars.
  91. You show someone the Mirror of Erised for the first time. You ask what they see, and they just look at you strangely. “What? Did you forget how mirrors work? I just see us.”
  92. A story written from the perspective of a student who died in the battle of Hogwarts, and is now a ghost there.
  93. Hogwarts wants to open a school in another part of the world.
  94. It’s been a hundred years, or so, and you’re still stuck in this dusty, shabby place. As a wand, it would be nice if you could finally choose the perfect wizard to wield you.
  95. You hide pictures of Voldemort in most  unusual places to freak other students out
  96. AU where all spells are imaginary. They’re basically running around with sticks yelling nonsense.
  97. The DA learned their most important lesson from Hermione - always bring a gun to a wand fight.
  98. Write about the day the magical world discovered internet (and proceeded to make their own WizNet)
  99. Harry Potter where Harry’s dad survived but is left emotionally destroyed by Voldemort’s attack.
  100. Harry Potter lowers his wand at himself. He swore he would rid the world of Horcruxes. He was about to make good on that promise.

 Let’s make a new list right away. Do you have a prompt for us?

Draco x Hermione: Rival Candidates for Minister of Magic
  • Hermione begrudgingly accepts that she’s the best choice for Minister of Magic candidacy
  • Draco has spent decades cleaning up the Malfoy name, so of course his final play is to run for Minister of Magic
  • As soon as they both announce it, the Wizarding World goes crazy
  • Although Hermione has the young vote, the older generations will always prefer a Malfoy to be in charge
  • Even if this Malfoy has done everything in his power to stop being associated with pureblood elitism
  • He even donated to Granger’s S.P.E.W for fuck’s sake!
  • But Hermione isn’t buying any of it
  • So during their first official private meeting she accuses him of doing it all for the press
  • Which, alright, he is
  • But that’s not the whole reason and he claims he’s actually changed
  • The campaigning starts and they’re both forced to see each other in various political events
  • They end up arguing every time
  • Sometimes publicly and sometimes not
  • In the end they must bite their tongues and shake hands
  • The debates are always interesting, and they’ve both won and lost
  • Until Hermione (with the help of her advisor, Ginny) starts a really nasty campaign bad-mouthing the Malfoys for all they did during the war
  • His poll numbers start to drop almost immediately 
  • And that night he barges into her house, unannounced, and in a fit of rage
  • “What the fuck, Granger!? That was a low move and you know it!”
  • “Oh like you haven’t been playing dirty, Malfoy!”
  • “I haven’t! But if that’s what you want, get ready because I will. Fuck. You. Up.”
  • “I’d like to see you try”
  • Neither of them notice how close they are to each other
  • Or how heavy the air suddenly got around them
  • But next thing they know, Hermione’s tearing off his clothes as he pins her against the wall
  • Draco makes sure to kiss that infuriating mouth of hers as much as he can before reality sets in
  • And boy, did it set in
  • Right after they finish, Draco leaves. He doesn’t make a public appearance for two weeks
  • Everyone thinks he’s gonna drop out at that point
  • And maybe he is, he just doesn’t know anymore
  • But Hermione knocks on his door the day before a very important public event
  • She convinces him to return and apologizes for her unfair campaign
  • “We started this together. No matter the results, I think we should finish it, together.”
  • Draco returns, stronger than ever, and his poll numbers quickly pick up
  • It’s a very close race and nobody knows what’s going to happen
  • What also nobody knows is that Draco and Hermione have been seeing each other secretly behind the scenes
  • Eyes meeting across conference rooms
  • Quick get-togethers after an intense debate
  • “Randomly” running into each other during their capaign tours
  • They can’t help it, being together is the only thing getting them through this whole deal
  • Which is highly ironic because they’re both terrified of what’s gonna happen once somebody actually wins
  • They don’t mention it, though, because this their thing was supposed to be for “fun” and “I still want to win”
  • The closer the voting is, the more they fight, in and out of the spotlight
  • And they’ve both thought about quitting multiple times
  • But when the day finally comes, neither of them can bear to watch the results without the other
  • So they organize a big party with both their teams in the name of ‘unity’
  • The tension is high, the race is extremely close, and they wait for the results well into the night
  • They walk up next to each other seconds before the announcement
  • And they hold hands
  • “The newly elected Minister of Magic is…”

I want to get more bookish content on my dash so this blog doesn’t go dry so please reblog if you post any of these and I’ll check out your blog

· Shades of Magic
· The Infernal Devices
· Truthwitch
· Shatter Me
· Vampire Academy
· Red Queen
· The Mortal Instruments (preferably not much tv show content though, please)
· The Dark Artifices
· The Lunar Chronicles
· Anti sjm
· Really if you post content for young adult fantasy books please reblog because I’m probably forgetting some

If you follow this blog then I’ll definitely follow you (on my main blog @romanocaresless)

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Fanfic: Through Another's Eyes, Harry Potter | FanFiction

Last night I needed some fluff in my life and this is what ended up happening… so fair warning, this is fluffy as all hell! I am not to be held responsible for any dental work required as a result of cavities induced by this fic.

Summary: At Ron and Hermione’s wedding, Harry finds a way to make his best man speech particularly memorable. One-shot, canon compliant.
Rating: K+
Word Count: 1,886

Hope you like it!

Ye Magick Shoppe for 5E

By Dracomortua:

Your players’ ship arrives at the docks at last. They go up to the first stevedore or whombler they see and say: ‘Excuse me there, hard working fellow - but where is the local magic shop?’:

Suddenly this all takes a sharp turn and the DM goes 'Out Of Character’: “What? Magic shop?” You kindly explain that there isn’t such a thing. Says so right there in the DMG, see? It is impossible for one to exist in a 5e D&D world. Period.

Your sassy players do not give up. Someone points out such shops exist here in reality on Earth, despite having no provable magic. There are even different kinds (lots sell incense and religious stuff, some selling bits o’ stone, people may want to stare at your crystal balls and it just goes wild from there). They point out a variant human’s feat can give any commoner a bunch of cantrips and one first level spell. So why doesn’t anyone own anything enchanted?

This guide gives you RaW self-defense. You can have as many magic shops as you like without breaking any rules. The trick is to put items in them that are interesting, fun and even useful despite the fact that almost nothing is an uncommon or rare magic item.

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Is there a fic where Bucky is immortal (or close to it) and meets Steve during the war? They flirt, maybe have a short affair, but Bucky isn’t interesting in committing to someone - especially during war time - who could die some day (soon). War is fun for short affairs. He finds Steve beautiful and fascinating, though.  Thinks of him sometimes after the plane goes down. 

He doesn’t like the longing and regret it causes, because that’s what he’d been trying to avoid the whole time.  And maybe he became a little too attached to Steve.  Maybe he let himself think that Steve wasn’t as easy to kill as he turned out to be after witnessing Steve survive a bullet wound that would have killed anyone else within moments.

Almost 70 years go by.

Then it’s 2011 and Captain America is trending on Twitter.  Bucky’s not in America, so he assumes someone else was found to step into those big shoes and doesn’t pay it much attention. Doesn’t search out information.  

Steve finds him, instead.  Not deliberately. Bucky is walking down the street one day and turns a corner and comes face to face with Steve Rogers, and he’s just as beautiful and arresting as he was the first moment Bucky saw him on the battlefield in Europe, even in a terrible ball cap and hoodie.

And Steve is shocked to see him.

“Hello, Steve,” Bucky says, and can’t help but smile that flirtatious, dirty smirk that got Steve into his bed in the first place. 

“Bucky,” Steve breathes, and oh it’s been a long time since someone has used that name.  Bucky is filled with inexplicable fondness for the man in front of him, had forgotten the sound of his voice and the true shape of his mouth, and he thinks that if surviving on ice for 70 years passes a few of Bucky’s tests. “You look good for someone who should be dead,” Steve continues.

And oh. Right. Bucky had forgotten about what that mouth was capable of.  “So do you,” he answers, deliberately dragging his eyes down Steve’s body.

(and yeah I got carried away) (not sorry)

SDR2 HOGWARTS AU

i made a post here that inspired this train of thought.. please enjoy!

Akane Owari

  • sorted into gryffindor
  • becomes the star chaser of the quidditch team
  • loves quidditch practice, but doesn’t care so much about her classes
  • manages to get by just through nidai’s coaxing
  • makes a new school record for “most visits to the hospital wing”

Byakuya Twogami

  • sorted into hufflepuff
  • no one knows what he really looks like, since he’s a metamorphmagus 
  • excels at transfiguration and has top grades
  • does his best as head boy (prefect) and looks out for everyone

Chiaki Nanami

  • sorted into hufflepuff
  • works with souda to create the first ever magic-resistant electronic devices just so she can continue to play games at school, although he ends up doing most of the inventing
  • she’s amazing at charms, not so much in history of magic
  • she becomes close friends with hinata when she saves him from being crushed by the weeping willow during their first year, and becomes close friends with komaeda through knowing hinata
  • acts as komaeda’s wingman
  • is beloved and respected by pretty much all of her classmates

Fuyuhiko Kuzuryuu

  • sorted into gryffindor
  • is kinda shocked because he thought he’d be in slytherin but pekoyama’s in gryffindor too so he won’t complain
  • becomes a beater on the quidditch team
  • he’s great at potions and transfiguration
  • hates divination
  • will hex anyone who has beef with pekoyama

Gundam Tanaka

  • sorted into gryffindor and is constantly mistaken for a slytherin
  • is the top student in “care of magical creatures” and the professor’s favorite
  • is very good at study of ancient runes and astronomy as well
  • gets special permission from the school to have multiple pets (some of which are hamsters)
  • is rumored to have become best friends with the giant squid which is true
  • becomes a chaser on the gryffindor quidditch team

Hajime Hinata

  • sorted into slytherin
  • is a muggleborn and new to magic
  • is offered some fainting fancies on the hogwarts express and eats them because he doesn’t know any better
  • is revived by komaeda, who just happened to spot him passed-out before exiting the train
  • becomes fast friends with komaeda, and promises to stay friends with them even though they’re sorted into different houses
  • average in most of his classes
  • lowkey feels like he doesn’t belong at hogwarts
  • but komaeda and nanami always assure him that this is where he belongs

Hiyoko Saionji

  • sorted into slytherin
  • everyone is lowkey scared of her
  • if you get on her bad side, she’ll curse some part of your appearance
  • proficient in charms and flying
  • but calls almost all of her classes stupid
  • acts much more docile when she’s with koizumi
  • becomes seeker on the slytherin quidditch team

Ibuki Mioda

  • sorted into hufflepuff
  • joins the frog choir, music, and muggle music classes as soon as she possibly can
  • founds a band that plays during the yule ball
  • is more than anyone can handle while visiting hogsmeade
  • becomes a chaser on the hufflepuff quidditch team

Kazuichi Souda

  • sorted into ravenclaw
  • gains worldwide recognition from his magic-resistant electronics
  • refuses to set foot anywhere near the forbidden forest or shrieking shack
  • is the constant victim of many pranks because he’s so easily scared
  • doesn’t do so hot in most of his classes
  • but he’s good at arithmancy, at least

Mahiru Koizumi

  • sorted into hufflepuff
  • convinces Nanami and Souda to create a camera she can use on school grounds
  • dedicates herself to creating the first ever hogwarts yearbook, filled with the smiling faces of her friends and classmates
  • will hex anyone talking too loudly in the library
  • will keep saionji in check when they’re together

Mikan Tsumiki

  • sorted into ravenclaw
  • spends her free time helping out at the infirmary
  • dreams of joining St. Mungo’s as a nurse
  • does very well at potions and arithmancy
  • sucks at defense against the dark arts

Nagito Komaeda

  • sorted into hufflepuff
  • is a rich, orphaned pureblood 
  • is constantly ostracized by his peers so he is overwhelmed by how much consideration hinata shows him
  • does not take long to fall head over heels in love
  • asked hinata to the yule ball, only because he had just gone through the bad luck of losing the bones in his left hand
  • excels at charms, transfiguration, and history of magic
  • doesn’t do too well in potions & care of magical creatures, since his luck always messes things up. his grades still turn out very high, though
  • abysmal at defense against the dark arts

Nekomaru Nidai

  • sorted into gryffindor
  • is the gryffindor coach and keeper
  • becomes an unofficial tutor to his other students and motivates everyone to finish their classes
  • earns a crapton of house points for his house since he’s always doing good things for others and helping out however he can

Pekoyama Peko

  • sorted into gryffindor
  • star beater of the quidditch team
  • is a defense against the dark arts prodigy
  • is always by kuzuryuu’s side, and will hex anyone who tries to touch him

Sonia Nevermind

  • sorted into ravenclaw
  • becomes the second student in the history of the school to obtain a time turner just for the sake of attending more classes
  • her favorite classes include the frog choir, charms, potions, arithmancy, history of magic, care of magical creatures, herbology, divination, and study of ancient runes.
  • becomes a chaser on the ravenclaw quidditch team
  • everyone thinks she’s a half/quarter veela

Teruteru Hanamura

  • sorted into hufflepuff
  • loves herbology and care of magical creatures, because there’s a bunch of possible ingredients for new foods
  • if you need to find him he’s either in the great hall trying to hit on everyone in the vicinity or in the kitchens, learning cooking techniques from the house elves

Let me know if you think I should expand on this or add the DR1/DRV3 kids!

St. O's (Star and Marco's Guide to Mastering Every Dimension Spoilers)

So they are now talking about outfits and Star says sometimes she lets her wand do the deciding, she was referring to her headgear mainly but she said at St. O’s she let her wand decide on her headgear so it is a reasonable assumption she let her wand decide on her outfit too. It doesn’t go onto say how she decided on Marco’s disguise but assuming she did the same thing with Marco, the wand pretty much chose to dress Marco as a Princess.

Given it already seems magical devices and beings seem to gender Marco as female or at the very least disregard Marco as male; Glossaryck, Mewberty Star, etc this would make sense.